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All the Little Witches, part 122.

Animate objects that do not age like flesh does, experience time differently than us meatsacks. But it still has been a long, loooooong time for this faithful golem.

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Friends and Lovers, page 3.

Oh yeah - love has more dimensions than sodomy, doesn't it?

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Little Red Clitoral Hood, page 11.

Red knows that safe sex is good sex!

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The Bra Cannon, page 19.

Ah, the prime days of radio, before TV hip-bumped it out of the way. A colorful time!

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All the Little Witches, part 121.

Enter the oldest sentient being in the world. Oh, and "Quis illuc it?" means "Who goes there?" in Latin.

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All the Little Witches, part 120.

When the Mink is scared, her pupils go wide, paradoxically making her look cute.

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All the Little Witches, part 119.

No, that's not a lil' monster hiding under the bed, that's a potty.

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Friends and Lovers, page 2.

The consensus seems to be I haven't posted this tale on Patreon before, so I'm running it as free-to-view dessert. But while it runs, I'm gonna look around for a tale never before seen here. Gotta be something like that hiding in my voluminous piles, I mean files.

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Little Red Clitoral Hood, page 10.

Henry used to intimidate folks for a living, and he's still got some of his old chops.

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The Bra Cannon, page 18.

I love this page. A jest in every panel!

(I had it as "a g a g in every panel", and got the "We have detected p*rnographic content in your submission!" warning. Patreon's anti-pron algorithm is quite poorly written.)

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All the Little Witches, part 118.

This story just keeps growing. Might go on for years. But is that a bad thing? Barely being in control of a bucking, bouncing saga beats writer's block all to hell.

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All the Little Witches, part 117.

Whoops. Hope that's not the dinner bell.

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All the Little Witches, part 116.

Magic-adepts see the world differently - hence, "The Sight".

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Friends & Lovers, page 1.

Wait - I didn't already post this story here, did I? I don't remember doing so, but my memory is no longer reliable.

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Little Red clitoral Hood, page 9.

Yeah, this is posted late in the day - I just got back from the gun show. Where I chatted with the other old dudes, sold some, bought a little - there's worse ways to blow a weekend.

   I wanted to make Henry's shirt all little red and white checks, but no longer have the time and madness to put in that much work for funny-animal pron.

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The Bra Cannon, page 17.

Hordes are tricky to deal with. They're so numerous!

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All the Little Witches, part 115.

That moment of discovery can feel amazing. Explorers are junkies for it.

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All the Little Witches, part 114.

Even if long abandoned, magicians' strongholds should be approached carefully.

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All the Little Witches, part 113.

At this rate, it's gonna take a couple years to tell this tale. Oh well, who's complaining?

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God's Bride, page 6.

And that ends that little tale of sexually transmitted divinity. What next for Sunday dessert? Suggestions are welcome, as always.

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Little Red Clitoral Hood, page 8.

Little Red sees right through Big Bed Wolf's cunning manipulation. She's a bright girl, that one. But also horny.

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The Bra Cannon, page 16.

"Who are we at war with?"

"Ah, if only we knew. Then we could tell a policeman!"

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All the Little Witches, part 112.

Father Andrei has a touch of the Sight - and believing in the supernatural is kind of in his job description.

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All the Little Witches, part 111.

Been a bit of a day, so internet postings are late. I'm having a lot of those days, lately?

   But the show must go on, 'cause I need money to avoid sinking in the Churn. Also, I like to hobnob with my fans. You guys are a balm to the soul in these times of division and rancor.

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All the Little Witches, part 110.

Also, Max doesn't need to know there are such things as Grimoires.

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God's Bride, page 5.

Once your eyes have been opened, it's really hard to go back to the "bliss" of ignorance.

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Little Red Clitoral Hood, page 7.

I don't think Red was fooled by the Wolf's disguise at all - he forgot to put on Granny's glasses. And yet, she didn't run away. Hmmmmm....

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The Bra Cannon, page 15.

The fiendish scheme is revealed!

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All the Little Witches, part 109.

Some revelations make you feel really clever for figuring them out. Others make you feel really dumb for not having figured them out much earlier.

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All the Little Witches, part 108.

Laura might not be a detective, per se, but she can library-geek it up with the best of them.

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