Meat on her Bones, page 40.
Yeah....that's not good.
2021-10-30 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Apparently, being "resurrected" from living death is a bit of a shock.
2021-10-29 14:53:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Horror and humor are neighbors.
2021-10-28 02:07:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, this should have been posted on Monday morning, instead of Tuesday night. Sorry 'bout that. I hope to be back on schedule tomorrow morning.
....Wait, I have a schedule, now?
2021-10-27 03:14:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry this is posted so late in the day. I went hiking in the morning, and then there was...stuff. Don't regret any of it, but yeah, there's only so many usable hours in the day.
Excuses aside, sing with me:
"I like short-stacks, IIII like short-stacks...."
Yeah, I'm known for liking the big healthy girls. But the small healthy girls are not to be sneered at, either.
2021-10-25 04:51:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Jumping off a fast-moving train is not as easy as they make it look in the movies. If you ever have to do it, launch yourself as far out as you can, 'cause you DON'T want to go under the wheels.
2021-10-23 18:25:48 +0000 UTC View Post
You normally only regret NOT having been careful.
2021-10-22 21:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Beatrice is very, very good at reading people. In all fairness, the Mink may not have known about that little subconscious determination, either. We all have parts of ourselves we don't like to look at too closely.
2021-10-20 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Aw, you know better than that, Minks. Murphy sometimes lets two or three in a row slip by to set you up for a pratfall when you've come to think everything's going your way. But nobody gets to have it all good, all the time.
2021-10-18 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Geordie's interrogation technique may not be all that fast, but I bet it'll be effective.
2021-10-17 22:30:31 +0000 UTC View Post
KNOCK KNOCK!
- Who's there?
- A huge wolf-man with a machine-gun!
- Oh good, I was worried it might be someone scary!
2021-10-16 17:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Mister Emm, nothing! That's Megaman!"
"We know. He thinks he's in disguise. Play along."
- "Why should I?"
"Because having a guy who can lay waste to armies on our team could be useful? And while he's pretending to be human, at least he's not laying waste to OUR army, starting with us?"
"Oh. Yeah. Good points!"
2021-10-15 18:14:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If I had power anywhere near the Mink's level, would I only use it for good? Especially if there were no super-heroes to stop me (except maybe the ones I created myself with body-shaping spells)? Or would I sink into self-righteousness and become a decadent dictator?
....I suppose it's a good thing I'll never know.
2021-10-13 17:41:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Kitten Kelly's fantastic body control enhances her sexual skills like you wouldn't believe.
Well actually, if you're a long-time reader of mine, you might believe it.
2021-10-10 23:59:16 +0000 UTC View Post
"Brawler" was not actually his nickname, but that's what he was doing when Reacher punched him out, so Lester improvises a name from the materials at hand.
2021-10-09 15:16:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Cured your cancer, check. And now the light entertainment is over, let's get down to business!
2021-10-08 17:46:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Cancer of the bowels is just no fun at all.
2021-10-06 19:42:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess the Mink is a bit of a wish-fulfillment for me: Many's the time I've watched friends and family suffer and wished so, so hard for the power to heal them.
2021-10-04 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
As if Kitten Kelly needs an excuse...
2021-10-03 17:47:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Nice, but that's not what I'm mainly here for. Could you please pull my dick out of your throat so you can answer my questions?
2021-10-03 17:42:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry how late in the day this is posted. My keyboard died, and replacing it was not as simple as it should have been.
Which reminds me, sorry how late the Patreon Perks are - again. I scrambled all day yesterday, but the mass-letter that traditionally goes with the Perks was just not ready for printing before the post office closed.
But I arrogantly assume my fans don't want me to burst a vein for what's intended to be light entertainment comix? Mond...
2021-10-02 20:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Even if hardly anyone believes in magic anymore, it's still not safe to live openly as a real-deal magician.
2021-10-01 17:18:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Yep, this is posted late in the day. I'm overworked again. And since I'm self-employed, I know all too well whose fault that is.
2021-09-29 23:45:06 +0000 UTC View Post
People used to write down the intimate details of their lives in diaries, and got mad if you read them. Now they put these same intimate details on Facehook, and get mad if you don't read them.
2021-09-27 14:59:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, my dear concern-trolls and cry-bullies: Kitten Kelly is 230 years old in this story. I believe that's past the age of consent in ANY jurisdiction.
2021-09-26 19:02:22 +0000 UTC View Post
The enormous whang is all very well, but something strange is surely going on here. Better investigate!
2021-09-26 18:53:19 +0000 UTC View Post