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Under the Gun, page 3.

Yep. If I could find takers, I'd bet on Liza, too.

Children of their Fathers, part 2.

Ask the tobacco companies how profitable it is to sell to addicts.

Children of their Fathers, part 1.

The fans have spoken - a new Happy Jack tale it is! We start out by introducing Jack's dancing partner for this tale, a mister Sherman Oakes.

Speedfreaks, part 42.

And that wraps up our little cautionary tale, "Speed Freaks". What should I run, come Wednesday? I've got another Savage Squirrel story laid out - but there's also a new Happy Jack tale I've been hashing out with my old co-conspirator, PAL.

   As before, I invite my dues-payin' fans to chime in: What do you want to see? I want to know!

The Return of the Inspector, page 8.

While Teeka tends to the guest, Doc Dee is getting stuck in. Insert the usual "behind in his work" and "getting to the bottom of this" jokes here.

Greg Meets Mathilda, page 3.

Huh. Technically, humped-out Picca is getting some head. And it seems Greg is about to?

Under the gun, page 2.

Hmmm. SOMEBODY'S gonna have a good time. I wonder who?

Speedfreaks, part 41.

There's always aftermath to deal with.

Speedfreaks, part 40.

Note to wannabe streetfighters: Don't actually fight in the street. You could get run over!

Speedfreaks, part 39.

Anything can be used as a weapon, if you throw it hard enough?  But yes, now-adays gasoline and gunpowder-assisted weapons save our muscles a lot of work.

Return of the Inspector, page 7.

Yes indeed, Doc Dee is famous for his warm, personal approach. Standoffish, he is not. And we all know what a friendly bunny Teeka is.

   Wait...if there's no genitalia on display, can I make this....oops no, there's a vag being greased in the last panel. Man, I really have lost touch with what normal folks find offensive.

Greg meets Mathilda, page 2.

Cosmic sex, huh? Well, that's the advantage of fantasy - you can go anywhere for a roll in the hay, even outer space, instead of the grungy alley out back.

Under the Gun, page 1.

Yup, definitely a capture in progress.

Speedfreaks, part 38.

Ugh, that's ugly. I'm making this page "Patrons Only". On the assumption that none of my payin' customers are fragile lil' snowflakes?

Speedfreaks, part 37.

To quote: "Everybody knows how dumb the average person is. Now realize that, by definition, half the population is dumber than that".

   One thing that's kept Savage alive so long, despite his hoplocentric hobby, is the fact that crime very seldom attracts the best and the brightest.

Speedfreaks, part 36.

Driving, and now running, fast is not enough. Gotta THINK fast, too!

Return of the Inspector, page 6.

Teeka is becoming a bit blasé about the naughty bits...

 - Huh, didn't I used to attach a line of "posted on Patreon by Karno" text to the Sunday pages? If only to advertise my Patreon on the pirate sites? I should start that up again. My readership's been falling a little, and I am embarrassingly dependent on the Patreon moolah by now.

Greg meets Mathilda, page 1.

Aaaaaand it's another Roslyn romp for this month's Sunday pages. What the heck, I like ole Corman's stories. They're more silly than sexy, but I've reached an age where I dig that.

Working for a Living, page 8.

But while there's life, there's hope. The patrol fired at the ground in front, not at them, so presumably said patrollers want to take our heroes alive.

Speedfreaks, part 35.

TMI, Savage, TMI. Then again, as far as he knows, he's just thinking that to himself.

Speedfreaks, part 34.

That's why the Highwayman was hired: He's as fast....or faster?....than Savage.

Speedfreaks, part 33.

The Highwayman picked a fight with Savage Squirrel. What did he think was gonna happen? A sportsmanlike handshake? 

   Come to think of it, I'm just assuming Savage is a sore loser, because when has he ever actually lost?

The Return of the Inspector, page 5.

Doc Dee wants the inspector to sit on his lap....is he going to tell her a story?

Paddy the Pumper, page 12.

And that wraps up our exaggerated maleness versus extreme femaleness strip. Ahhhh, it makes me smile. And don't we all need a little of that in these trying times?

Working for a Living, page 7.

Power junkies, like other addicts, never get enough. They need ever bigger doses, and if they gotta set the world on fire to get more power, they don't care. It's not THEIR blood soaking the battlefield.

    Always more peasants where the last batch of cannon-fodder came from, right?

Speedfreaks, part 32.

One of the few advantages Savage's van has over the Highwayman's musclecar, is that it has over twice the mass. It can crash through things more easily than the Shelby Cobra.

Speedfreaks, part 31.

Savage does that u-turn because they'd already passed the street that he needs to use to get to the bridge bypass, so he needs to go back to turn onto it. But even taking shortcuts, he better not dawdle.

Speedfreaks, part 30.

The race is on, and the stakes are high. Just how the Highwayman likes it. Savage had better do some fast thinking, 'cause fast driving in that van ain't gonna deliver him victory.

The Return of the Inspector, page 4.

Yeah, I can't come up with my usual deep philosophical insights, here. Pumping a big, healthy gal with an enormous, rock-hard choad is fun, thassall.

Paddy the Pumper, page 11.

Bunny just will NOT give up! But eventually, peace descends on our inflated ladies.