Karno

Walk & Talk, page 2.

The prez became a bigger character in the story than I planned. I like the wily ol' cat. Nowadays, reading this story makes me nostalgic. Remember when we used to have smart leaders?

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The sexytimes go on! And on. And......on....

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Yep, sexytimes is what a LOT of people's imagination is mostly used for. It's powerful, that mating urge.

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Monday already?? I must be having fun, 'cause time be flying!

   Meanwhile, Donna's fantasy seems to be heading straight to sexytimes....

Side Effects, page 10.

...And that wraps up "Side Effects", too. But fear not, there are many more Teeka & Dr. Dee stories to come!

Love Thieves, page 10.

...And that wraps up "Love Thieves". Unless I'm hit with another sexy commission story, I think I'll go back to something resembling "Reform School Boys". I really liked having my Sunday pages in color. Only the best for my fans, and all that sort of horsecrap.

   Which reminds me: If there's something you really wanna see from me, don't be shy to let me know. Paying customers get priority.

Walk & Talk, page 1.

Herman Orca walks the halls of political power, and does not seem intimidated.

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Introducing Donna, who has just purchased the Collected Caroline in Roslyn book. Let's see what it inspires in Donna's vivid imagination....

Teeka's Virgin Cure.

All characters in this entierly imaginary, funny-animal cartoon are over 18 years of age. Happy now, bluenoses?

   Yeah, I just noticed today is Wednesday. Which means I posted what should have been today's strip a day early, on Tuesday. Gah! I gotta knock off the habit of waking up in the dead of night, and then just lying there 'till dawn, unable to get back to sleep. Sleep deprivation makes you fuzzy in the head.

   But I want to post SOMEthing today, so ...

Crazy in Love, page 4.

....And from here, we segue into the events of Savage Funnies #1, which most of you should have gotten as a Patreon Perk, some moons ago.

   Up next, a Roslyn story - or more accurately, a thinking about Roslyn story. Should buy me time to get the plot of the next Mink chapter jelled. Any suggestions, any characters from past Mink stories you wanna check in on?

Crazy in Love, page 3.

Ah, the crowd roaring it's approval. A lot of otherwise smart people have done some stupid things to attain that.

Side Effects, page 9.

Before you hang yourself because you're depressed by your handicap, check carefully for business opportunities. Good or bad is mostly about what end you look at it from.

Love Thieves, page 9.

Fastest impregnation, pregnancy and "birth" ever. Seems patience is not one of the Goddess of Love's divine traits.

Changing Times, page 9.

Give the guy credit, he keeps his cool even with a machine-pistol stuck in his ear...

   I was gonna make this page public, but then I spotted the nipple in the top panel. Geez, even the most retarded anti-sex troll wouldn't make a fuss about that, would they?

*Sigh* Can't take the chance. "Patrons Only" it is.

Crazy in Love, page 2.

Hmmmm....is Paddy a stand-up comic who moonlights as a vigilante, or is he a super-hero who has a comedian for a secret identity?

Crazy in Love, page 1.

Yeah, what the heck, I'll run this lil' 4-pager on Patreon. I'm also introducing a little tag at the bottom of the pages. Hey, might get me a couple more subscribers as these are reposted hither and yon over the Net. A man can hope, yes?

    Heh - I swear, some 'puter addicts don't seem to realize that the comics they enjoy on the Net are actually made by people who need to eat and pay bills. 

Damsels to the Rescue, part 34.

And that wraps up our story. I'm plotting to next go to a short Savage Squirrel story that details how him and Caroline first met. Or maybe a cute lil' Roslyn story I got in the works. Both?

   So I figured this was a good spot to ask my readers what they want to see. Tell me via comment, message or e-mail ( kjartana@comcast.net ). Karno listens to the paying customers!

Side Effects, page 8.

What do you mean, "kinky"?? Perfectly respectable medical procedure, I assure you. The fact it feels incredibly great is just a happy accident. Ahem!

Love Thieves, page 8.

The God of War does his thing with axes and swords, and the Goddess of Love does hers with, well, as you see....

Changing times, page 8.

Now why would anyone shush a nice gal playing with their junk?

Damsels to the Rescue, part 33.

Before everything was on hackable computers, you had to physically tap undersea cables and such, in order to spy on the enemy's communications. Some seriously weird crap went on during the Cold War.

Damsels to the Rescue, part 32.

Yes, Savage is sitting in Mink's lap.

Damsels to the Rescue, part 31.

I don't care how long you've been hanging out with super-people. An entire factory complex catching fire all at once is still an impressive sight.

Side Effects, page 7.

Beware the compliments of the horny dude, girls. He's only after one thing! Unless he's complimenting you on the high quality of your vagina. Then he already has what he wants, and can speak from the heart.

Love Thieves, page 7.

Plain-speaking. I like that in a goddess.

Changing Times, page 7.

Hmmmmm....guess I'll mark this one "Patrons Only", just to be on the safe side. Sure, all that's showing is a fuzzy butt (and maybe the word "dick"?). But alas, the Net is swarming with trolls desperately seeking something to pretend to be offended by. I don't wanna give 'em a freebie. 

Sigh. I know it's annoying, but one must deal with the world as it is, not how one would like it to be.

Damsels to the Rescue, part 30.

Scarface is supposed to have the power to "travel through mirrors". Sounds like bullshit to me.... But then, I write stories about a sorceress who can manipulate the world around her by thinking about it just right, so I guess I can't wag my finger too hard.

Damsels to the Rescue, part 29.

Ahhh, this was a great Halloween. Me and my mob went to Nightfall as "Santa Claus conquers the Martians". The cheesiness of the costumes was a plus in this case, as the original movie was exceedingly cheap and cheesy.

   Seems Scarface DOES know a ninja trick or two: He can keep going, even after a thorough beating.

Damsels to the Rescue, part 28.

Hey, you can't be an successful costumed adventurer if you don't have a keen eye for opportunity.

Side Effects, page 6.

Hmmmm....I don't know if that's how it really works - but I can see how it would be to the horny Doctor's advantage if people believed it was.