Karno

Cat Burglar, page 12.

So yes, if your lover asks you for some "stairs", make sure your orifices are well greased.

Reform School Boys, page 32.

I've decided to end this juicy little tale on page 36. Only a couple weeks left to request your favorite couplings!

Blackmail, page 5.

Computers barely exist in Herman's world, and there is no such thing as e-mail. Messages must be written on paper and delivered by hand,

Smalltime, page 8.

Just because you can beat up the occasional superhero does not mean you can safely ignore the wrath of a woman scorned....

Smalltime, page 7.

Wednesday already? Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, that's the sound of the days whippin' by.

   Make the best use of them that you can, folks. We all too often get fewer days to play with than we'd like.

Smalltime, page 6.

Our intrepid heroes don't let a mere steel door stop them! But who's this, now?

Cat Burglar, page 11.

It's the next day, and this story is STILL politically incorrect. Will our society survive?!

Reform School Boys, page 31.

Ahhh, I love a lazy Sunday morning. But it's finally time to go to work, posting funny-animal porn on Patreon. It's gonna be interesting when the grandkids start checking out how Gran'pa Karno makes a living.

Blackmail, page 4.

The Prez lays out the facts. No spin here.

    Hiked up Mount Lemmon this morning. Visibility was a couple yards in the thick morning mist. Beautiful, mysterious, cool. Like we were in a Tolkien forest. Glad I went. And Katie (my dog) was ecstatic!

Smalltime, page 5.

The "Go Away!" doormat is a dead giveaway.

Smalltime, page 4.

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS!

The cowboys are playing tonight! I never miss a game.

And yes, this is actually where Carc got his twin Paras. It's canon.

Smalltime, page 3.

Awwww, that's cheating!

   But yeah, unless you put the generator for a powered trap inside the trap-room itself, it's power source must be outside the effective area of the trap. Bit of a weak point.

Cat Burglar, page 10.

Wasn't a dream. NOW what awaits our outlaw feline?

Reform School Boys, page 30.

Been a strange morning. But true to tradition, here's the Reform School Sunday page.

Blackmail, page 3.

If your enemy has an army, and you don't, a face-to-face fight is not your best strategy.

Smalltime, page 2.

Always let the tech guy finish his sentence before you jump in.

Smalltime, page 1.

Like it says up there, written (mostly) by me, pencils & graytones by me, inks & lettering by good ol' Steve Addlesee. Still miss the ol' grouch.

Dynamite Bob, page 8.

Yeah, I think I will run "Smalltime", next. I like stories of street-level heroes trying to do more or less the right thing in a strange world.

Cat Burglar, page 9.

Hmmmmm.....can you have so much sex, it gets boring?

Reform School Boys, page 29.

Yep, gonna be a lot of farewell snugglebunnies. So far we have Hooper with Abby, Snook with Dyrdaw, and the coach with the librarian. Any more couplings you're desperate to see before the story's over?

Blackmail, page 2.

To be fair, who knew that herding a decent percentage of your population into concentration camps would have a downside?

Dynamite Bob, page 7.

Damn - that's one sturdy coat Landslide is wearing.

   Hmmmm....I'm thinking of running "Smalltime" next, the story of how these two and Savage Squirrel met. It's good for a couple laughs, and I can use the time to whomp up more pages of the new Mink story.

   Yep. Unless the above announcement is met by hysterical screams of protest, that's the plan.

Dynamite bob, page 6.

I suppose I should have colored more of the scene red with Bob's innards, but I'm not that much of a gore fan.

Dynamite Bob, page 5.

I hate the way some people go off on you, sometimes. They just blow up in your face!

Cat Burglar, page 8.

Careful, Doc. You're stretching things a bit, there.

Reform School Boys, page 28.

Starting the wrap-up, here. This story started with the scene of the fresh, innocent teacher arriving at school, and being warned by the girl with the cum dripping down her legs. I found that funny/hot.

   The rest has been pretty much meandering among assorted program Switch characters and tropes. Enjoyable, but I can't do it forever. Someone's bound to notice that there's no plot.

   So if there's a character, a couple (a coupling?) or a scene that you REA...

Blackmail, page 1.

It seems the natives are restless....

Dynamite Bob, page 4.

Just in case it's not clear: The panel on the left, there, is supposed to show the bullets from the (pre-targeted) gun embedded in Landslide's hand cutting Bob's detonation cable. 

   It's a handgun, heh! Also the knife in the other hand is cutting the cables closer in. When dealing with mad bombers, always make doubly sure.

Dynamite Bob, page 3.

Did I mention that Landslide is a heavy-duty cyborg?

Dynamite Bob, page 2.

Ah, I like a protagonist that can turn a phrase. Gives 'em color. More fun to read about, too.