From "I don't know if I can ever do this again" to 4+ hours of audio posted last month, I think it's safe to say the ol' Audi audio machine is well-oiled and ready to roll. So let's talk news.
Introducing the Monthly Pinned Post 📌
In an attempt to stay organized, I've started doing a monthly pinned post. It's part content bundle, part schedule, with a new one every month. In it you'll find a link to the audio masterlist at the top, with all relevant informati...
2024-05-01 12:59:50 +0000 UTC
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Open this for quick access to this month's content & information - updated throughout the month and pinned to the top of my page until the month is over!
New NSFW audios are posted every Sunday at 330PM EST.
Have an audio idea or wanna submit a script?
Choose your scenario:
Never have I ever with your sister's hot best friend
Hot goth appeases her demonic god by using your cock
2024-05-01 11:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Choose your scenario:
Using your hot demon girlfriend's horns as handlebars
You and your girlfriend decide to spice up a private flight
2024-05-01 11:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Choose your scenario:
Your daughter's fiancee wants to try cock before her wedding
Not cheating - the engaged couple fully consents, and my character is bisexual.
Your new secretary wants to give you the full service treatment
2024-05-01 11:30:01 +0000 UTC
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I missed you so much I've been wearing your shirts to bed.
TAGS:
[F4M][Lots Of Kisses][Surprise Visit][Dirty Talk][Grinding][Denial][Begging][Blowjob][Breastplay][Titfuck Me In Your T-Shirt][Cunnilingus][Loud Moans][Hair Pulling][Desperate][Anal][Cum On My Ass][L-Bombs][Established Relationship]
PLOT:
You've been away at school and I miss you like crazy, so I've been sleeping in your t-shirts. When you get...
2024-04-28 19:30:00 +0000 UTC
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The full NSFW version of this audio is available at the All Access Pass tier!
You've been away at school and I miss you like crazy, so I've been sleeping in your t-shirts. When you get home early to surprise me, you catch me wearing one and I show you just how happy I am that you're back.
2024-04-28 19:30:00 +0000 UTC
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I'm working on this Sunday's audios, and this clip is from "Body Painting With A Sexy Local Artist", which was the Manager tier poll winner for April.
I got a bit too enthusiastic and accidentally gave myself hiccups right at the end where I was trying to wrap things up. It made me a bit crazy.
Enjoy the bloopers, everyone, and pray for me to stop hiccupping at some point today.
2024-04-26 18:32:58 +0000 UTC
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Every now and then I like to tell myself sad stories, and I loooove the bittersweet. So this week's SFW is all about your ex, who's come to help you fall asleep and can't help but confess that she's still... she still.. well you know.
I hope you like it!
2024-04-21 19:30:01 +0000 UTC
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I won't be happy until you make me pregnant.
TAGS:
[F4M][Office Romance][Switchy][Cunnilingus][Quick Blowjob][Making Out][Breastplay][Thighfucking][Clothed Sex][Cock Praise][Good Boy][Breeding][Impreg][Creampie][Change My Biology][Mark Me][Put Me In My Place]
PLOT:
We've been sleeping together for awhile now, but after an especially sexually-charged ride to work I decide I need you to breed me during ...
2024-04-21 19:30:01 +0000 UTC
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I have to admit I find the Patreon messaging system a little overwhelming and difficult to organize, and with everything that was going on in my life over the past year a LOT of things slipped through the cracks and I'm still trying to iron it all out.
If you have messaged me a script, an idea, a question, or about commissions via Patreon and have gotten only radio silence, PLEASE message me again so it gets boosted to the top of my inbox and I'll reach out. If you're new here and you s...
2024-04-18 13:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Open this for quick access to this month's content & information - updated throughout the month and pinned to the top of my page until the month is over!
New NSFW audios are posted every Sunday at 330PM EST.
April Exclusive Poll Winning Audios:
GENERAL ADMISSION:
2024-04-17 21:44:17 +0000 UTC
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In which I sip on my iced coffee and babble my thoughts and feelings at you OOC. This very first episode features what the hell happened over the past year, what it was like to lose my mom, and the terrors of navigating content creation when you're burned out and depressed.
So, you know, a few light topics LOL JK! I promise it's hopeful at the end.
ON A SERIOUS NOTE:
Speaking out of character used to be something I did all the time, especially when I was streaming on...
2024-04-15 15:32:21 +0000 UTC
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I talked about doing this series TWO YEARS AGO - if you look for it, you can find small snippets and teasers somewhere around here. Well guess what - since I'm all about second chances and I'm making my way back, I decided to dust off the script and record the first episode!
At the moment my plan is to release one episode per month and spend the rest of the time on my regular roleplays so we can have a little variety (and give me more time to write the rest).
I hope you enjoy. :)<...
2024-04-14 20:53:13 +0000 UTC
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You know what you need? A little adventure.
TAGS:
[F4M][Strangers To Lovers][Experienced Woman][Semi-Public][Handjob][My Panties, Your Mouth][Making Out][Blowjob][Alley Sex][Risk Of Getting Caught][Pinch My Clit][Trying To Be Quiet][Hand Over My Mouth]
PLOT:
You hear an absolute racket outside on a weekend and when you go to investigate you find a very hot, very flirty woman moving in next door. She has ev...
2024-04-14 19:30:02 +0000 UTC
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You're lucky I like sucking off nerds like you.
TAGS:
[F4M][Flashing][Groping][Teasing][Experienced Woman][Handjob][Slightly Degrading][Fucktoy][Cunnilingus][Blowjob][Cock Praise][Fdom Vibes][Creampie]
PLOT:
You've been invited to come along on your best friend's family vacation, and his hot older cousin has her eye on you. Your lack of experience doesn't phase her in the slightest, so why not let her teac...
2024-04-14 19:30:01 +0000 UTC
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You're the only one I trust to take my bikini photos...
TAGS:
[F4M][Friends To Lovers][Photography][Muscle Babe][Gym Buddies][Mutual Masturbation][Exhibition][Presenting Myself][Legs Behind My Head][Fingerfucking][Jerk Yourself For Me][Blowjob][Doggy Style][Creampie]
PLOT:
We've been best friends since forever and you've been helping me sculpt my body into the muscle-y goddess you see before you. I've just...
2024-04-14 19:30:00 +0000 UTC
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You've been driving me totally crazy talking about your fantasies during our sessions, and I simply can't take it anymore.
Sexy sex plaps: Boshidoblasta 18+ NSFW PLAP PACK (+ some from me)
This is the long-overdue June 2023 poll exclusive, I hope you enjoy it!
2024-04-07 19:30:01 +0000 UTC
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All I was trying to do was defend your honor, and now I'm cursed! You have to help me, it was basically your fault after all.
This script is by u/SplashiestPig on Reddit, which I cannot link because Patreon will spank me.
PLEASE NOTE: I refer to the Listener as "idiot", "dummy", "moron" etc. - if those kinds of names or playful bullying upset you, be warned and be safe!
2024-04-07 19:30:01 +0000 UTC
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You showed up late to work on our class project and it's the last straw - something is up. And you're gonna tell me what it is, even if I have to playfully beat it out of you.
Sexy sex plaps: Boshidoblasta 18+ NSFW PLAP PACK (+ some from me)
2024-04-07 19:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Polls, THEY'RE BACK:
Cast your vote for one of my vague prompts and it'll be your tier exclusive! If you have tag ideas for your chosen audio, leave them in a comment for me and I'll use them to shape the audio's direction.
I still owe some poll-winning audios to a few tiers so those will be coming out before the end of the month - I haven't forgotten.
If you haven't yet voted:
2024-04-02 20:59:05 +0000 UTC
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Pick your flavor and throw me some tags in the comments:
Sneaking Out With Your Hot Neighbor - You know what you need? A break from your overprotective family. So wanna go out with me?
Hot Horny Delivery Girl Wants Your Package - I'll let you double stuff me if you leave a big tip.
2024-04-02 20:30:00 +0000 UTC
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Pick your flavor and throw a few tags in the comments:
Bred N Buttered - You've been such a big help with opening my bakery, so I want your bun in my oven.
Best Friend’s Hot Older Cousin Needs Your Cum - You're lucky I like sucking off nerds like you.
2024-04-02 20:30:00 +0000 UTC
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Pick a flavor and throw me some tags in the comments:
Your Switchy Boss Wants A Baby - We've been blowing off steam in the office for awhile, but I won't be happy until you make me pregnant.
Hooking Up With A Horny Real Estate Agent - Let me show you how sturdy this house is by fucking you in every room of it.
2024-04-02 20:30:00 +0000 UTC
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When it comes to single dads, I think you're a bona fide DILF.
Sexy sex plaps: Boshidoblasta 18+ NSFW PLAP PACK (+ some from me)
2024-03-31 17:15:19 +0000 UTC
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The strangest thing happened today. I shit you not, I was listening to Tom Lehrer this morning to cheer myself up - highly recommend looking him up if you're unfamiliar, because his satirical songs are incredible. Anyway, I've been trying to be better about responding to messages (I always read but rarely respond these days - I'm reclusive and recovering okay?!?!?) and there was a lovely human in my inbox asking where to find this cover I did a million years ago. This EXACT cover - the origi...
2024-03-30 13:26:27 +0000 UTC
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Your ex up and ghosted you when she was going through a lot, but maybe you can find it in your heart to give her another chance?
Sexy sex plaps: Boshidoblasta 18+ NSFW PLAP PACK (+ some from me)
2024-03-24 23:01:41 +0000 UTC
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It was very peaceful and I got to be there with her for her final moments. My heart is shattered. I haven't been a very good content creator but because of you all I was able to be a good daughter and spend lots of time with her before her health declined. I'll talk more about what happened when I'm able, but I'm gonna need time to grieve. Thank you all for everything, I'll see you soon.
Have a safe and happy New Year and hold your loved ones extra close for me.
2024-01-01 14:18:44 +0000 UTC
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We’ve spent the whole day at the beach and you’ve been staring at my bare feet all day… I think I know exactly what you want.
Sexy sex plaps: Boshidoblasta 18+ NSFW PLAP PACK (+ some from me)
2023-08-29 04:50:40 +0000 UTC
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Had a big day spending time with my mom today and I'm totally wiped, but I didn't want you to think I was pulling another Houdini act - I'll see y'all tomorrow night with some fresh baked debauchery <3
I hope you guys had a great weekend, lemme know if you did anything interesting! I dipped my toes in the Atlantic ocean for the first time in 23 years and it was glorious (although my stepdad had to help me clean my feet off before I could come in for dinner LOL).
Kisses n...
2023-08-27 23:40:57 +0000 UTC
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