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Your Sweet Wife Wants To Have Your Baby [F4M][Established Relationship][Slice Of Life][Making Out][Quiet Moans][Car Sex][Breeding][Cowgirl][Creampie][Blowjob][L-bomb]

Let's get into trouble.

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Captured By A Cute Kitsune [NSFW][F4M][Monster Girl][Strangers To Lovers][Brushing][Blowjob][Cowgirl][Mouthpie][Clean Myself Off Your Cock]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep NINE tails all cute and fluffy? That's why I kidnapped you from the village - won't you help me?

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AUREALISTIC | December 2022 Edition

Monthly update but make it fashion.

For clickable links, download the PDF version!

For constant updates throughout the month:

Twitter  |  Discord 

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Your Adorable GF Loves Ice Cream And Kisses [SFW][Early Access YouTube]

We're on our third date. I have a pretty big secret to share, and I hope you still want to be with me after I tell you… ♡

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December 2022 Content Poll | All Access Pass

Choose your flavor!

1: Unwrap Me, Daddy

What would you do if you found me under your tree wearing nothing but a bow?

2: Extra Strong Eggnog

You're at your best friend's house for a Christmas party and she keeps pouring you the strongest drinks ever... is she trying to get you tipsy?

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December 2022 Content Poll | Backstage Pass

Choose your flavor!

1: A Polyamorous Christmas Dinner

You and me and our girlfriend makes three - family is what you make it and this is our first year all together.

2: Office Gift Exchange

Your sexy boss has a very special present to give you at the office Christmas party.

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December 2022 Content Poll | All Patrons

Pick your flavor!

1: Thicker Than Thieves

You don't know I'm a thief, and I don't know you're a thief, but we've been dating awhile and it's our first Christmas together - so what happens when we run into each other during the same heist, each stealing presents for the other?

2: Bah Humbug

Alone on Christmas, you head to a local diner to escape your lonely apartment. You find the cutest girl you've ever seen doing the exact same thing - maybe we could keep...

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Be my compass, baby - I need a little direction.

Yours are the only opinions I care about, after all, and with everything going on in my offline life I'm not as sure of myself as I used to be. I'm struggling and I need a little help from my true blue listeners. Leave me a comment or some anon feedback if you're more comfortable to let me know what you need from me so I can provide it. I also have space in the 2022-11-28 03:28:16 +0000 UTC View Post

I Know You Missed Me, Outlaw [NSFW][F4F][Making Out][Breastplay][Fingering][Post-Breakup][Loose Ends][Good Girl]

SFW version here 

We couldn't leave things the way they were so I had to come find you and bring you back to the life with me.

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Bear with me in this moment of weakness

Things are not really going super well and it's irritated me beyond belief, but you deserved an oral update.

I have no doubt things will look better in the morning, they always do, but right now  they look like shit.

At the end of the day I'm a human being and I'm not always confident or secure in myself and there's not a damn thing wrong with admitting that the past month has been kicking me repeatedly in the ovaries.

EDITED TO ADD: Y'all said nice things and made m...

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Slutty Student Sucks Your Cock [F4M][Spanking][Manipulation][Switchy][University][Cunnilingus][Edging][Possessive][Sex Ed][Orgasm Denial][Begging][All Access Pass Exclusive]

My dumb rich parents hired you to be my tutor because I'm flunking out of college, but they don't know I have a massive student/teacher fantasy. I don't know how I'm going to focus on my lessons if we don't find a way to get it out of my system...

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General Admission Collection - Free download for patrons

MERRY BLACK FRIDAY!

You're Tipsy, Let Me Take Care Of You

[F4M][Childhood Friends To Lovers][Reunited][Wholesome][Romantic][Confession Of Feelings][Don't Kiss Me Unless You Mean It][Vanilla][Snuggles][Slow Burn][Post-Breakup][Comforting][She Wasn't Good Enough For You][Shaky Breaths][Kissing][No, Seriously, Lots Of Kissing][Heartfelt][Blowjob][Fingering][Multiple Orgasms][Cowgirl][Creampie][Breeding][L-Bomb]


Fucking Your Hot Tattoo Artist

[F4M][Tomboy][Gentl...

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Twitch stream on Friday Nov 18 @ 830PM EST | Live recording SFW audio, gaming, and a whole lotta smack talk.

If I had to update everyone separately my eyeballs would explode so I would love it if you come to my stream. Anything relevant to you guys will be clipped and posted here so don't be sad if you can't make it.

I still have so much to catch up on (clearly), missed deadlines and so many dropped balls (heh) but I got confirmation the internet installation human will be arriving tomorrow (Nov 16) and I will be fully connected and back in business.

Those of you who stayed with me all t...

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REGULAR POSTING RESUMES ON MONDAY

You guys are absolute angels and I'm so grateful for your patience while I made this huge move. Seriously.

My furniture is here, I'm in the middle of unpacking, and I'm spending the weekend glued to my mic recording. I'm extremely disorganized, definitely frazzled, I'm basically a rickety cart with a missing wheel but I will have audios flying at you next week.

My internet installation is delayed so I'm planning to batch record/edit and then do my uploading at my mom's. I'll hav...

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IMPORTANT - Don't forget I'll be posting regularly again in November which means everyone will be charged as normal on November 1st!

And thank you to those of you who filled out your exit surveys saying I wasn't as active as you expected - that usually happens during a hiatus. Y'all gave me a much needed giggle and I appreciate it!

Flight leaves in 8 hours, I'll see you all on the other side.

XO

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Where do we go from here?

I'll be back November 1.

The first things to come will be late commissions (you know who you are) and the August exclusives for the Bodyguard and Manager tiers. 

After that, content will be posted as follows:

MONDAYS - YouTube

TUESDAYS - Patreon

WEDNESDAYS - YouTube

THURSDAYS - Patreon

FRIDAYS - Twitch


I'm aiming to make more of my conte...

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IT'S ALMOST TIME / An update & some changes!

I took a break, as you might’ve noticed. It started a bit earlier than I’d initially planned and I left a lot of people in the lurch, which means I’ve got plenty of amends to make in the next couple of months. The truth of the matter is that I had been pushing myself too hard for too long and I crashed. Hard. The kind of crashing people don’t like talking about - the low mood, no motivation, forgetting-to-shower kind of crash.

I’m a little under two weeks away from moving back...

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Bad Girl Next Door Breaks You Out Of Your Shell [NSFW][Backstage Pass Exclusive][F4M][Neighbors][Bad Influence][Adults][Flirting][Slightly Bratty][Slow Burn][Goody Two Shoes][Pulling You Out Of Your Shell][Kissing][Secret Crush][Handjob][Fingering][Cunnilingus][Blowjob][Condom][Cowgirl]

You're way too cute to be this boring, but you're in luck because I like nerds. And even if I have to drag you to this party myself, you're gonna learn to have all kinds of fun with me.

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Your Ex-Girlfriend’s Mom Wants Your Cock [NSFW][General Admission Exclusive][F4M][MILF][Younger Man][Good Boy][Gentle Fdom][Exhibitionism][Blowjob][Praise][Public BJ]

My daughter is so uptight, and to be honest, so is her father. He hardly ever touches me anymore. I'm a hot MILF with needs, and I'm hoping you'll help me fill them.

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Early Access YouTube SFW | Reunited With Your Childhood Bestie

I wish we were here under better circumstances, but if we can learn anything from this it's that life is too short not to tell people how you feel.

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New public YouTube post! | New Girl At Uni Thinks You're Cute 💟

Xoxo

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Hello my loves! Checking in very quickly to update you (and explain why I was so absent last week)

I went a bit AWOL last week and missed every single deadline. That's pretty unusual, I'd like to think I'm typically no more than a day late with things when my life gets rocky. In case you aren't aware, I'm diagnosed with and on medication for major depressive disorder, and although I strive to manage it, occasionally it gets the better of me. When that happens I shut down and tend to withdraw until it passes. With the added stress of trying to find a place to rent, packing, planning, and de...

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August 2022 Mid-month Update!

EXCLUSIVE POLL WINNERS:

General Admission:

Your Ex-Girlfriend’s Mom Wants Your Cock

My daughter is so uptight, and to be honest, so is her father. He hardly ever touches me anymore. I'm a hot MILF with needs, and I'm hoping you'll help me fill them.

Backstage Pass:

Bad Girl Next Door Breaks You Out Of Your Shell

You're way too cute to be this boring, but y...

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Winning Your Best Friend At The Fair [NSFW][All Access Pass Exclusive][F4M][Friends To Lovers][Gentle Fdom][Confession Of Feelings][Date Gone Wrong][Exhibitionism][Ferris Wheel Shenanigans][Fingering][Handjob][Dirty Talk][Giggling][Multiple Orgasms][Blowjob][Cutesy][Cum On My Glasses]

My date fell through AGAIN - but I have these tickets to the fair. You're my best friend, why don't you come with me instead?

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Your Cute Roommate Needs Your Comfort [SFW][Exclusive][Sleepytime][Bad Day][Snuggles]

I didn't mean to wake you, you just looked so adorable sleeping that I needed to get in bed and cuddle you.

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New YouTube Video - Befriending The Cute Girl At The Market

This is the safe-for-work-ified version of this audio!

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Cooling Off With The Farmer's Daughter [NSFW][Early Access][F4M][Strangers To Lovers][Small Town][Making Out][Flirting][Fingering][Blowjob][Cunnilingus][Doggy Style][New In Town][Multiple Orgasms][Tan Lines][Breast Play][Creampie][Cum On My Ass][Public]

I saw you eyeing my melons today at the farmer's market... and lucky for you, I think you're really cute, so why don't you meet me at the quarry for a little midnight swimming?

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FREE NSFW AUDIO | Liquid Courage (written by u/LookingForMyBlueSky)

After a long day, all I need is a drink at my favorite bar... and the attention of a handsome stranger.

LISTEN ON MY WEBSITE <- Click the linky!

TAGS: [F4M][Picking Listener Up At a Bar][Come Up to My Room][Strangers to Lovers][FSub][Shy Girl][Blowjob][Deepthroat][Doggy][Spanking][Teasing][Dirty Talk]

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I just bought new glasses, would you like a selfie when they arrive?

There are so many people here now that I want to ask if anyone would want that. My face isn't a secret or anything (you can see it on my website, as well as a few other places), but don't be afraid to ask me to preserve the mystery.

Leave me a comment if you would be down with me sharing more personal behind the scenes photos and stuff too - I'd love to give you glimpses of what it's like to make audios full time. (Without taking away from the usual posts, of course.)

Edited...

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But I Love Your Belly! [SFW][Exclusive][Body Positivity][Kissing][L-Bombs][Giggles]

We've been invited to our bodybuilder neighbor's pool party and you're feeling a little insecure about the way your body has changed over the years - and I'm not having it. You're sexy and I'm gonna make sure you know it.

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