☼ ASMR | Taunted By A Strong Tomboy At The Gym | F4M RP ☼
You're a sweet little weakling and you need to be picked up and kissed. 😊
2022-06-06 22:05:40 +0000 UTC View Post
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Let's Talk About Your Feedback!
I got 80 responses, which is WAY more than I got the last time I did this! Thank you to everyone who took the time to fill it out.
Overwhelmingly, people want more audios. I can ABSOLUTELY do that! I've added a VIP suggestion channel to my Discord server and you can also feel free to pitch me ideas or send me scripts via Patreon as well. I currently write between 12,000 - 15,000 words each month for my Patreon audios so I'm open to commissioning some scripts as well, that might help lig...
2022-06-03 21:12:51 +0000 UTC View PostSexy, Unethical Divorce Lawyer Hires You To Make All The Housewives Horny [NSFW][Early Access][FF4M][Threesome][Bisexual Poly Couple][Dirty Talk][Dual Blowjob][Kissing][Cunnilingus][Voyeurism][Creampie]
A divorce lawyer whose practice is failing is desperate for clients. She hires you as a gardener to go make the local housewives horny and cause rifts in their marriages, so you find yourself fending off the advances of a very needy housewife whose bushes you trimmed.
Let's kick off the summer with a playful tasty treat featuring my best friend and favorite performer, Victoria aka SnakeySmut! We sat down and wrote this together and it was so much fun bringing these characters t...
2022-06-03 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking The Dean's Hot Daughter [NSFW][Exclusive][F4M][Slutty Girl][Flirting][Sloppy Blowjob][Strangers To Lovers][Professor/Student][College][Hookup][CMNF][Chair Sex][Light Self-Degradation]
You're celebrating your tenure with a party in your honor thrown by the Dean - but his horny adult daughter wants to celebrate a different way.
2022-06-02 02:31:34 +0000 UTC View Post
AUREALISTIC | June 2022 Edition
It's here! The new monthly update now comes in a slick magazine-style. You can view the images right here on Patreon, and I've also included a downloadable PDF format if you'd prefer to read it that way.
I tried to convey the info in a visually pleasing way using art sourced from my usual places (Pixabay, Canva, and Dreamstime). I don't have a background in graphic design so I called upon my misspent teenage years when I used to buy a ton of J-14 magazines to put this together LOL!
<... 2022-06-01 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE: The last two audios of May will be posted tomorrow!
I was going to finish off my audios today but it's ridiculously hot in my apartment which means my recording closet is a sauna. I'm waiting for nightfall so I don't die.
There's one for my All Access bbs and one for my darling Managers!
I didn't want you to think I forgot about you.
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June 2022 Exclusive Poll | Backstage Pass
Pick your flavor for your June exclusive audio!
If you have an audio idea you'd like me to do, DM me here or use the form!
OPTION ONE:
My Tits And Ass Won't Stop Growing!
How was I supposed to know you were experimenting with expansion magic? I was thirsty and drank whatever was in the bo...
2022-05-30 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostJune 2022 Exclusive Poll | All Access Pass
Pick your flavor for your June exclusive audio!
If you have an audio idea you'd like me to do, DM me here or use the form!
OPTION ONE:
Examined By The Hot Doctor For The Breeding Program
You're a perfect specimen and we're going to want to breed you with lots of sexy ladies - but be...
2022-05-30 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostJune 2022 Exclusive Poll | General Admission
Pick your flavor for your June exclusive audio!
If you have an audio idea you'd like me to do, DM me here or use the form!
OPTION ONE:
Your Son Rejected Me, So I'm Gonna Fuck You Instead
I've had the biggest crush on your college-aged son, but when I came on to him he coldly rejected me....
2022-05-30 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostTell me what you want from me - please take this anon survey so I know what I need to work on!
Like any job, reviews are important. After all, technically I work for you folks! So if you have a sec, would you kindly fill out this form for me and let me know what you like, what you love, what you want more of, and what isn't working for you?
I want to make the kind of stuff you wanna hear!
Xoxo Audi
Backup link to survey in case of internet fuckery
2022-05-29 02:14:56 +0000 UTC
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Mini Vacation | I'll be gone the first week of June!
This won't affect the number of audios you guys get, but it will affect my posting dates. It just means you'll be getting two audios on June 9th & two on the 11th.
I want to give myself a little breather before gearing up for what's going to be an insanely busy summer.
I'll still be hanging around the Discord server and spouting by usual bullshit on Twitter, but I wanted to give you a heads up that I won't be answering messages here or emails until I'm back on June 7th.
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Bratty Princess Gets Put In Her Place [NSFW][Exclusive][F4M][Brat][Strangers To Lovers][Spanking][Blowjob][Fingering][Cum On Face][Needy][Begging]
You're a bodyguard hired by my parents - and I've made it very clear I'm not interested in having one, even if I think you're really hot. Can you make me behave?
One thing I can say f...
2022-05-26 18:03:57 +0000 UTC View PostWIP - Patreon exclusive newsletter, magazine style!
I'm trying something new for June's update post - instead of just making a text post, I'm creating a mini magazine. I plan things about a month in advance and I thought it might be fun to try delivering all the important dates and info this way.
In addition to posting the zine here as pictures, there will be a downloadable PDF for all of you to keep. If there is anything you think I should include in it, let me know!
The first "issue" will be out on June 2nd.
FOUR HUNDRED OF YOU?!
I don't even know what to say. I'm beyond touched that so many people enjoy my stories and my voice. I'm so happy I get to spend my days doing what I love and entertaining you.
Thank you so much for making everything possible - I'm honored, I'm grateful, and I'll keep making audios for as long as there are people who want to listen to them.
💜💜💜
❀ ASMR | Let Me Wash Your Hair | Audio RP | Girlfriend | Comfort | F4M | ❀
Funny story - the first time I uploaded this to YouTube I titled it "Showering With Your Loving Girlfriend" and YT popped me with limited ads so fast LOL.
I hope this relaxes you on this beautiful day. XOXO.
2022-05-22 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostSeduced By A Dark Faerie [NSFW][Exclusive][F4M][Sex Magic][Fdom Vibes][Siren Song][Lured][Fingering][Handjob][Blowjob][Cunnilingus][Fantasy][Cowgirl][Anal][Creampie]
Lost in the forest, you hear a woman's voice through the trees and come upon the most beautiful faerie you've ever seen. She offers to let you stay with her in the throes of pleasure forever.
2022-05-21 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Your Wife And Her Hot Assistant [NSFW][Exclusive][FF4M][Threesome][Open Marriage][Flirting][Blowjob][Cunnilingus][Fingering][Cock Worship][Teamwork][Plaything][Begging][Cum All Over Us][Licking Each Other Clean]
Your wife is a high-powered businesswoman and has just hired a hot new assistant who's very interested in earning your approval. And lucky for you, your wife likes to watch... and participate. 2022-05-21 14:41:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Fucking The Star Pitcher On Your Softball Team [NSFW][Exclusive][F4M][Tomboy][Crush][Sloppy Blowjob][Divorced Listener][Road Head][Mouthpie][Cunnilingus][Sex From Behind][Fuck Me In My Jersey][Creampie][Better Than Your Ex]
You almost kissed me, coach. I honestly don't know how we managed not to.
From the first day I joined the team I've felt it. And now that you're not married...
2022-05-19 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostYouTube Thumbnails Preview | May/June 2022
I make my thumbnails early because I like being ahead of the game - and I thought you guys might like to see the remaining May thumbnail and the ones coming up in June.
The art is from dreamstime (I purchased a licence) and Canva.
There's something I find really relaxing about following the same template for each one, but choosing different colors and finding cute art of pretty girls. I also find it really calming to know I've got my art sorted out and can focus on w...
2022-05-16 23:41:33 +0000 UTC View Post❀ ASMR | Water Sprite Wants To Experience Human Kisses | Audio RP | Monster Girl | Bratty | F4M | ❀
You can't just dip yourself in my waters - what were you thinking??
This goes live tomorrow, I hope you like this early access <3
2022-05-16 19:02:54 +0000 UTC View PostWife For Hire [NSFW][Early Access][F4M][Arrangement][Strangers To Lovers][Making Out][Massage][Flirting][Cunnilingus][Sloppy Blowjob][Begging][Cum On My Tits][Weekend Getaway]
Need help getting your rich family to release your inheritance? I'm available for all your wifey needs...
2022-05-14 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostTitfucking A Sexy Succubus [NSFW][Early Access][F4M][Alchemist Listener][Succubus][Titfuck][Sloppy Blowjob][Begging][Reverse Cowgirl][Needy][To Hell And Back][Creampie][Every Drop][Slight Shading Of The Church]
When a fully-naked succubus appears in your summoning circle, how else could you apologize but to give her every drop of your seed?
2022-05-12 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostEDIT WITH ME | Discord hangout this Friday at 5pm EST
I'll be hanging out and editing the first exclusive audio for May, Tomboy Pitcher Has The Hots For Coach. Drop by and watch me work, say hello, and get a sneak peek at the audio when it's finished.
If you're not in the Discord, let me know and I'll get you an invite!
A First Time Domme Experience [Writing][Fdom][BDSM][Msub][Riding Crop]
Finally finished this blog post, will probably post it publicly sometime next week! I'll also be narrating it so keep an eye out for that too.
His muscles strain against the rope binding him to the coffee table and the sound that erupts from him is one of the most sinful sounds I've ever heard.
From the end of the table, I admire the beautiful welts just beginning to raise, the scarlet marks left by the kiss of my riding crop against his skin. It's a pow...
May 2022 Exclusives Poll Results / Mid-month Updates
Here's what you can expect in the second half of the month:
GENERAL ADMISSION +
- You coach college softball and the adorable tomboy star pitcher has a huge crush on you. When she asks you for extra help working on her pitch, you had no idea she was planning to show up at your house dressed only in her jersey.
- You're a successful college professor at a celebration for earning your tenure when you're approached by the dean's f... 2022-05-10 17:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Cute, Curious Alien Teases You With Her Tentacles [NSFW][Early Access][F4M][Alien Girl][Human Guy][Tentacles][Sci Fi][Bratty][Demanding][Breeding Patterns Of An Alien Race][Aphrodisiac][Blowjob][Tentacle Job][Wet Sounds][Teasing][Specimen][Cum On Me][Species In Heat]
I've collected you for breeding, but I just can't seem to control myself with you.
2022-05-07 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post❀ ASMR | Angel Of Death Spares You For A Price | Monster Girl RP | Fantasy | Warrior Listener ❀
This one goes live on Tuesday - and is the SFW version of the spicy one posted last Thursday. If you've listened to that one, this is the same audio but without the sex!
2022-05-06 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostAngel Of Death Spares You For A Price [NSFW][F4M][Early Access][Monster Girl][Demon][Human Listener][Fdom Vibes][Fantasy][Wounded In Battle][Barter][Kissing][Blowjob][Cunnilingus][Cowgirl][Creampie][Needy][Accidental Summoning]
Even Kings become beggars here. But you might have something I want.
You are a warrior, cut down in the heat of battle. Your soul is taken to the in-between by an Angel of...
2022-05-05 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post❀ ASMR | Your Crush Cuddles You During A Storm | Friends to Lovers RP | Rain Sounds | Reunited ❀
This comes out tomorrow, I know I'm cutting it close LOL!!
2022-05-02 22:50:26 +0000 UTC View Post