"Three Goblins In A Trenchcoat" up on Reddit now! A sexy-cool collab with RuthieRenAgain and DeviousDryad
Goblins are sexy, fight me.
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Maneater (Cover Song)
I have a deep and unabashed love for 80's music, thanks to a cassette tape given to me by my father. This Hall & Oates classic wasn't on that tape, but I discovered it on my own anyway. It's one of those catchy melodies you find yourself humming when you're walking down the street. When I was still at my day job, this was one of my all-time favorites to chop veggies to. I also chose it for the GWA Backstage Singers event.
I challenge you to listen to this and NOT get that melody stu...
2021-03-23 16:16:32 +0000 UTC View PostScriptease: Tipsy
Y'all have spoken
The 20 patron celebration audio is gonna be You're Tipsy, Lemme Take Care Of You and writing is underway so I can have it out before the end of the month!
I'm still working out the tags, but the general idea is very much wholesome tomboy Bootsy-style, with some heartfelt confession of feelings and plenty of snuggles. This is the story of love...
April 2021 Content Schedule
I'M TAKING THE FIRST WEEK OF APRIL OFF!
Y'all already know my sis is moving out and I'm taking over her room and building a closet recording studio, so I'm giving myself the first week to organize and probably sob with joy.
PATREON
Posts like Back On My Bullshit, Off The Record, Polls and Poll Results and music aren't on this calend...
2021-03-19 05:32:42 +0000 UTC View PostAT2020 vs Shure SM7B: Mic Test
I've done no noise reduction or post-processing at all, these are the raw recordings.
There's a bit of white noise and interference in the SM7B because it's a quieter mic that really performs best when it has a preamp to boost the sound rather than cranking the gain on the interface - when you crank the gain you end up picking up interference from the interface itself, whereas with the preamp you get the boost without that extra noise.
I find with the AT2020 there's a LOT more whi...
2021-03-18 17:08:17 +0000 UTC View Post"A Grudge Match With Your Delinquent Roommate" now up on Reddit!
New audio is up today on r/LittleMistressBoots!
Script by u/fluff-cunningham
2021-03-16 17:54:39 +0000 UTC View Post
MOVIN' ON UP: MY DREAM MIC 💖
The Shure SM7B has been on my wishlist for ages. It's my dream mic, but I could never justify the purchase. My AT2020 is my baby and isn't going into retirement just yet, but I couldn't sleep tonight so I popped onto Amazon to look at all the cool things I'm gonna get for my new closet studio when my sister moves out.
And then I saw it.
The SM7B could be paid for in installments, with no extra fees or interest. $110 up front, and it could be at my house March 18.
I'm not ...
(Hit Me) Baby One More Time [Cover Song]
I still remember where I was when I heard this.
Sprawled on the basement floor of my mom's boyfriend's place, I was coloring in a Disney book with MuchMusic (Canada's MTV) on in the background when the opening notes of this song began to play. I looked up and saw Britney with her lil puff-ball pigtail braids and was INSTANTLY hooked. I stopped what I was doing to get up and bop around the room.
This song was released in September 1998, which means I was 11 years old. I wanted so b...
2021-03-12 22:41:58 +0000 UTC View PostSubmit A Script For A Future Fill
Got a script you're dying for me to perform?
Maybe you wrote it, maybe it's a Reddit script offer - either way, fill out the form and we'll vote on it next month! If your script wins the poll, I'll fill it and post it on Reddit!
SUBMISSION FORM HERE!
2021-03-08 17:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostUpcoming Reddit Script Fills: March 2021
Y'all have spoken & the results are in!
The winning script from last month's poll was (drumroll please):
Your Hot Neighbor Likes Deflowering Nerds by 2021-03-05 22:15:21 +0000 UTC View Post
B.O.M.B. March 2021
A quick lil update and chat that should've been up on the 1st, but who's counting?
2021-03-05 21:54:54 +0000 UTC View PostYour Tomboy Best Friend Wants To Make You Cum [NSFW][NO WET SOUNDS]
TAGS:
[F4M][Friends To Lovers][Tomboy][Shy Guy, Outgoing Girl][What Kind Of Porn Do You Like][Whispers][Kissing][Flirty][Sloppy Blowjob][Deepthroat][Teasing][Facial][Dirty Talk][Panties To The Side][Shaky Breaths][Possessive][Passionate]
SYNOPSIS:
We're best friends, hanging out, having a movie night. You're kinda shy and a little insecure, but I bring up the subject of porn and sex. And as a confident woman, I decide it's time one of us mad...
2021-03-01 17:25:30 +0000 UTC View PostYour Tomboy Best Friend Wants To Make You Cum [NSFW][Wet Sounds]
TAGS:
[F4M][Friends To Lovers][Tomboy][Shy Guy, Outgoing Girl][What Kind Of Porn Do You Like][Whispers][Kissing][Flirty][Sloppy Blowjob][Deepthroat][Teasing][Facial][Dirty Talk][Panties To The Side][Shaky Breaths][Possessive][Passionate]
SYNOPSIS:
We're best friends, hanging out, having a movie night. You're kinda shy and a little insecure, but I bring up the subject of porn and sex. And as a confident woman, I decide it's time...
2021-03-01 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostMarch Ramblefap: That's My Good Boy [NSFW]
TAGS:
[F4M][Ramblefap][Stroke Yourself While You Watch Me][Masturbating For Each Other][Cunnilingus][Your Mouth Was Made To Please Me][Whispers][Moaning][Shaky Breaths][Good Boy][Fingering][Breastplay]
2021-03-01 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostInsensitive [Cover Song][Sing A Song Sunday]
Jann Arden was, in the mid-90s, one of Canada's most successful recording artists - largely due to this song. It was written by Anne Loree in 30 minutes after a relationship she had with a chef turned sour, and Jann optioned the song after hearing Anne perform it at a local club in Calgary.
It was released as a single in 1994 and appeared on Jann's Living Under June album. It remains her most successful single to date. I was around 7 years old when I first heard it. It's one of...
2021-02-28 22:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostSubmit Scripts for the March Poll!
Got a script you'd like to hear me perform? Send me a link and we'll all take a vote!
The two most popular scripts will get filled for Reddit!
2021-02-24 03:18:01 +0000 UTC View PostScriptease: PEGGING!
I've been wanting to write a pegging script for AGES because it's something I've done IRL and I really enjoyed it. I like spending Sundays relaxing and writing and this one is gonna be so much fun. 😊
2021-02-21 19:12:12 +0000 UTC View PostMy Happy Ending [Music][Early Access Cover]
This is my addition to the GWAB Singers Anti-Love Songs portion of the February event - and you may be surprised that I chose to go with Avril Lavigne. She's a fellow maple, and when I was an angsty little teenager this song was one of my JAMS.
Goes up on Reddit this Sunday.
2021-02-17 19:29:40 +0000 UTC View PostTrading Favors [NSFW][Exclusive]
[F4M][Exes To Reluctant Lovers][Enemies][Sloppy Blowjob][Mutually Beneficial][Orally Fixated][Blowing You For A Place To Stay] Mentions of [Cheating][Infidelity][Divorced][Never Getting Back Together But We Can Still Have Fun][Deepthroat][Lost My Job Because Of Pandemic]
I cheated on you, and we broke up. That's on me. But when the shit hit the fan and I lost my job because of the pandemic, you stepped up and gave me a place to stay.
The least I can do is give you something in ret...
2021-02-16 01:46:38 +0000 UTC View PostIf I Ain't Got You [Music][Early Access Cover]
I'm participating in the GWA Backstage Valentine's Day event, and although I'm not sure what possessed me to attempt to cover ALICIA FUCKING KEYS, but here we are. Going up on Reddit tomorrow but coming here first.
I hope I didn't butcher it too badly. XOXOXO
2021-02-14 03:30:34 +0000 UTC View PostWe're Both Single On Valentine's Day... Wanna Hook Up? [NSFW][NO Wet Sounds]
[F4M] [Tomboy][Best Friends To Lovers][Gentle Fdom][Making Out][Grinding][Fingering][Reverse Cowgirl][Blowjob][Cozytrap][Throat fucking][Confession Of Feelings][Snuggling][No Strings?][Wholesome][69][Giggling][Fuck My Body, Not My Heart][Flirty][Wet Sounds][Romantic][Kissing][Teasing][Don't Overthink]
Same as the other, but WITHOUT wet sounds.
2021-02-14 01:51:36 +0000 UTC View PostWe're Both Single On Valentine's Day... Wanna Hook Up? [NSFW][Wet Sounds]
[F4M] [Tomboy][Best Friends To Lovers][Gentle Fdom][Making Out][Grinding][Fingering][Reverse Cowgirl][Blowjob][Cozytrap][Throat fucking][Confession Of Feelings][Snuggling][No Strings?][Wholesome][69][Giggling][Fuck My Body, Not My Heart][Flirty][Wet Sounds][Romantic][Kissing][Teasing][Don't Overthink]
We're best friends, both single, with tragic love lives. So... why don't we be each other's Valentines?
I was originally going to keep this one exclusive, but I love giving every...
2021-02-14 01:37:31 +0000 UTC View PostScriptease: Valentine's Day Audio In The Making...
As if I wouldn't make time to record a special audio for my Patreon valentines. I'm going for my favorite flavor of tomboy - the one who asks you straight up if you wanna bone.
So while I sit here under a blanket on my couch, eating Tostitos and watching my best friend streaming on Twitch, I'm pouring myself into writing. 😊
Punk Rock Girl Fucks A Bookish Nerd [NSFW]
[F4M][Tomboy][Alt Girl Has A Thing For Nerds][Meeting At The Bookstore][Kissing][Cunnilingus][Quick Blowjob][Grinding][Light Choking][Breathplay][Hairpulling][Hand Over Mouth][Dirty Talk][Pull Me Into Your Thrusts][Make Me Cum On Your Face][Doggy][Cowgirl][Rough Sex][Anal][Thumb And Cum In My Ass][Wet Noises][SFX]
💀 This bad boy goes live on Reddit next Tuesday, and is a continuation of 2021-02-10 17:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Submit Your Audio Ideas For March
Have an idea for a script that you'd like to hear? I wanna know about 'em. Whether it's tags, a vague idea, a detailed concept or an entire script - sound off.
If you'd like to be credited, make sure to let me know who you are. Otherwise, this is anonymous!
2021-02-10 16:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostGirls' Night In [NSFW][Collab]
I was lucky to be included in this incredible collab piece as the Narrator by AuralStimulation, and he gave me permission to share the piece with all of you!
This story centers around a woman named Casey, whose boyfriend is well-versed in the art of cunnilingus. When her coworkers get jealous of her, she decides to throw a little party and show them all exactl...
2021-02-08 16:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhisky Dry [Music]
I wrote this song before I was old enough to drink. I was around 16-17, with big dreams of making a name for myself, performing in coffee shops and posting my music online. I saved up $600 working at McDonald's, making $7.50/hour, and paid a guy with a home studio to help me record my EP when I was 18. This is one of the songs from that era. I'm 33 now, and I still remember what it was like to hear my own music played back to me over studio monitors. For my song this Sunday, I wa... 2021-02-07 22:16:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon Bot Flaking Out
Oh hi, folks!
Apparently there have been some issues with the Patreon Discord bot integration so I'm working on manually adding y'all to the role in my server. If you aren't able to see the VIP channels, let me know and I'll get you set up. There's not much in there right now but we've got a little space to chill just for us.
Xoxo
Free Use Roommates Adventures In Anal [NSFW][No Wet Sounds]
TAGS:
[F4M][Roommates With Benefits][Light Fdom][Kissing][Free Use][Grinding][Blowjob][Sucking Your Balls][Anal Fingering][Thighfucking][Anal][Cum In My Ass][Bruise My Tits][Rough Sex][Dirty Talk][You Play Your Game I'll Play Mine][Take Another Little Pizza My Heart][Giggling][Optional Wet Sounds][Anal Orgasm]
Picking up where we left off in 2021-02-02 02:07:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Free Use Roommates: Adventures In Anal [NSFW][Wet Sounds]
TAGS:
[F4M][Roommates With Benefits][Light Fdom][Kissing][Free Use][Grinding][Blowjob][Sucking Your Balls][Anal Fingering][Thighfucking][Anal][Cum In My Ass][Bruise My Tits][Rough Sex][Dirty Talk][You Play Your Game I'll Play Mine][Take Another Little Pizza My Heart][Giggling][Optional Wet Sounds][Anal Orgasm]
Picking up where we left off in 2021-02-02 02:05:29 +0000 UTC View Post