Chapter + filler episode
The next day, everyone got started on the refilling work early in the morning.
I helped out too, since it was important for us to meet the deadline tomorrow. [5] Also, if we work hard now, we could take a small break in the afternoon.
Also, I intended to speak to everyone over lunch today.
Today’s lunch was Beef Katsu Sandwiches, made from the cutlets I had been frying all day yesterday.
It is very easy to make Katsu Sa...
2022-06-14 15:57:29 +0000 UTC
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Where the previous chapter suffered from access of inane dialogues, this one suffered from a serious lack of interactive dialogues. Gumi sort of… went crazy and took over
After leaving Lambert’s, I immediately headed for the general store and bought up all their bottles. I need them for the Divine Medicine, Hair Power [6] as well as for the shampoos and conditioners.
I ended up with 1,000 bottles. Including the ones at home, surely these would be enough?
2022-06-09 17:07:04 +0000 UTC
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Gumi: …why is this chapter such a bore? Business transactions can be interesting too, you know?
Hahhh…
Note [8] for ‘changed because the style is boring’.
“Hello, Marie-san. Is Lambert-san around?”
“Oh my, it’s Mukouda-sama [8]~ Welcome, welcome~”
“I take it sales is very good?” [7] she was almost sparkling. [5]
[6] Considering how she had practically strong-armed Lambert-san into lett...
2022-06-09 17:05:10 +0000 UTC
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Makia here.
I can see the MP or Magical Points of the people around me. Beyond that, I can also read compatibility measures and future potentials. However, I can only know all of this if I know their names.
Back when I was the Crimson Witch of the West. I, the ‘Name Fate Witch’ named a lot of babies in my time. [2] I came from a long line of famous witches and the house I was born in was buried deep in the forest but it was so famous that lots of people came to visit us all th...
2022-06-08 12:01:57 +0000 UTC
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Gumi Rant: Why so perfunctory? Details! Give us details! No? Then, Gumi shall provide the details!
“Oi, what are you doing?”
“Hm? [8] I’m going to Appraise the Magic Tools we had gotten from the Bandit King’s cave.”
[6] “Mm,” Fer came over to look at the neat rows of large and small items, tablets and amulets and things all laid out on the grass. [5]
“I thought we might as well see if there’s anything we could use before letting the...
2022-06-07 14:00:56 +0000 UTC
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After our little party, I took a leisurely bath with Dora-chan and Sui to soak away my exhaustion.
It should be straight to bed afterwards with my familiars, [1] but, I still have something else to do.
Demiurgos-sama’s offering.
While I had decided to give the offerings once a week, due to the trip, last week’s offerings had been delayed.
However, I don’t think Demiurgos-sama was the type to get angry at me for a little understandable delay, unlike some other, mo...
2022-06-07 13:59:26 +0000 UTC
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“Since we have these, let’s have a Layered Hotpot for dinner tonight.”
In front of me were some very splendid looking Chinese cabbages with bright green leaves and strong white stems. They were also heavier than they looked, a good indicator of their quality.
These were grown by Alban in a field behind the main house.
Alban said, “We grew this leaf vegetable from some of the seeds provided by Mukouda-san. It’s very delicious, we all enjoyed it very much.”
I...
2022-06-02 16:31:40 +0000 UTC
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I’m Makia and I’ve just turned 11.
I’m on a spring picnic right now.
[2] The Southern Continent always did have a warm and stable climate. Therefore so, spring here is very mild and gentle. The blooming almond flowers are just beautiful.
“So then, father told me that if you do something bad, the Crimson Witch will come and eat your brains!”
“Wow~ That’s so scary~”
“....”
Lately, Smirda-chan has gotten into the habit of pretending to know...
2022-06-01 08:22:26 +0000 UTC
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“Oi, isn’t today’s breakfast too shoddy?”
“”Is this it?””
“”Sad...””
[5] I blinked, today’s breakfast was premade Soboro Bowl with plenty of minced meat on top.
However, I had forgotten to include some extra toppings, so everyone looked like they were eating brown kibbles or something. It certainly did not look appetising.
Even after realising this, it took me a moment to respond. Reading Kazuki’s diary was really tiring in all sense o...
2022-05-31 15:34:48 +0000 UTC
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Warning:
Gumi is really freaking annoyed by the 3rd person POV. It's all Kazuki this, Kazuki said that, in a bloody autobiography of all freaking things. However, there is a certain genius to it. The word count ended up being much higher.
I stayed in the demon village for another half a year after learning about the shipwreck story from my friends. [6] I have seen maps of this world and knew that the entire place was a whole single landmass. A con...
2022-05-31 15:26:33 +0000 UTC
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Warning:
Since autobiography uses 1st person POV, Gumi will switch over whenever appropriate.
By ‘whenever appropriate’, Gumi meant the entire freaking chapter. So, [8] on that.
Also, there was a lot of unnecessary or unlikely information from Mukouda.
By unlikely, Gumi meant things Mukouda could never have known!!
2022-05-26 14:00:49 +0000 UTC
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My name is Elena Odelle.
Also Countess Odelle.
Just the other day, a new servant came to our mansion.
My husband, Elric, comes back from Karted with a child to be our Makia’s companion. A cute boy child with black hair and black eyes called Tooru Sagaram.
There is something very odd about the whole meeting.
The child is supposed to meet Makia for the first time and yet, though they were both surprised to see each other, they acted more like old friends that hav...
2022-05-25 04:34:05 +0000 UTC
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My name is Tooru.
I am brought into the Odelle family by the head of the house [1] to serve the family daughter. It turns out the daughter of this aristocratic family iss someone I knew.
Maki!
“Hey, eat this as well! Hey, hey, this one is really tasty too.”
“Yeah, yeah, I get it. Cut it out.”
Maki, I can sort of imagine what kind of good girl image you’ve been acting out so far but please take a look around you now.
People are looking at us, they ...
2022-05-25 04:27:51 +0000 UTC
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“Happy birthday, Makia-chan!”
I think… the mountain of presents next to me [1] could crush me if it ever collapses. At least let me touch some of the delicious food lined up on the table before making me tackle that monstrosity.
“Makia-chan, the dress you’re wearing today is very cute. I want one too!”
Smirda-chan’s greed is on full power today as well I see. She always wants what others have. Well, she’s a child after all.
I am getting a bit sick of th...
2022-05-25 04:15:53 +0000 UTC
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This is Makia.
Today is my 7th birthday. I’m glad to finally be another year older.
Winter is coming and it has been a little cold these last few days. However, it is also the season for delicious food.
Especially here, in the Delia Fields, where [1], in addition to our locally produced fruits and vegetables, we could get all kinds of foreign ingredients from the harbour city. So, I can expect a lot of variety when it comes to food.
The birthday party is supposed to ...
2022-05-25 04:00:44 +0000 UTC
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I am Elric Odille.
After throwing out my back and having my important documents snatched away right before my eyes, I am spared the worst scenario by a brave young boy.
He looks like a very well-mannered boy with striking black hair and dark eyes.
The few things I know for sure about this child are his name, his hair and eye colour and the fact that he was in this harbour city earlier.
“Do you know a young boy by the name of Tooru Sagaram?”
I direct this ques...
2022-05-25 03:56:56 +0000 UTC
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My name is Tooru Sagaram, age 10.
In my previous life, I was Saiga Tooru. Moreover, I was the Black Demon King, ruling over the north of a very different Maydea.
So, how did a Demon King end up here?
It’s all the fault of that Hero. Because he killed us, I am reborn once more into Maydea.
Right now I am a chimney sweeper of the Harbour City Karted, in the Southern Continent. Although this is the southern part of the world, it still gets cold during winter.
Narr...
2022-05-25 03:41:26 +0000 UTC
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My name is Elric Odille, a Count of the Ruskia Kingdom. We are a major ruling nation in the Southern Continent.
Though my county consists mostly of the countryside, I am in charge of the Delia Fields. Where the lands are wide, [1] rich and fertile and each year, profit pour into our coffers through the sale of fruits and other harvests.
Today, I came to the neighbouring harbour city, Karted.
As expected from a harbour city, life here is very different from the countryside.
2022-05-25 03:31:25 +0000 UTC
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I used to often say that I want to return to childhood once again but maintain the mind of an adult. I guess that’s why the saying ‘be careful what you wish for’ exists.
To be honest, it’s not great to be a kid with a mind of a grown up. For one thing, I can’t have a proper conversation with fellow kids.
This is perfectly natural since I am over 200 years old.
You’d think being an adult would help me handle playing with 6 year olds at their level, but...
...
2022-05-25 03:22:21 +0000 UTC
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What an impossible existence...
Not... that I am in the position to say such a thing… somehow I was killed by that guy again.
I was kind of hurt by it too. I mean, aren’t we just high-schoolers? Absolutely harmless high-schoolers that would never harm either humans or animals.
Is this some kind of punishment for all the sins we had committed back when we were demon kings?
Ahh, this nostalgic air. My body is breathing in actual air after such a long time.
I ca...
2022-05-25 03:17:47 +0000 UTC
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Warning:
Gumi is going to take A LOT OF LIBERTIES with this chapter.
Especially for the reactions. All changes will be marked as [8].
Let us proceed.
*Cracks knuckles*
[8] I squinted at the book, doing my best to read the faded writing.
The content was laid out like an autobiography. [8] Beginning with an introduction and about how he got into this world, all of which inter...
2022-05-24 14:26:22 +0000 UTC
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““Hey, those dumb apes stopped following us. Guess we’re out of their territory, huh?””
“Umu, I expect so,”
““Ehh~? It’s all over~??””
“Hahh… we finally made it out,” [3] I finally loosened up my grip on Fer's fur and flopped bonelessly on his back, exhausted.
““Mu- want to beat up more…””
[8] “Sui, did you just say ‘mu’? Where did you learn that?! Fer! This is all your fault!”
[8] ...
2022-05-24 14:24:18 +0000 UTC
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I’m sorry to say that this chapter is structurally dubious with Mukouda reverting to his spineless self of chapter 10. Dude, like, you’ve already experienced all these things.
Sigh.
Gumi will fix the dialogues to reflect a less OOC Mukouda, because a spineless Mukouda is seriously OOC at this point. Habitual caution is fine but not ‘Ugh! Gyahh! Oh no, my spine is made from string cheese, Fer!’
It was probably...
2022-05-24 14:22:56 +0000 UTC
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After our meal, it was time to challenge the cave.
Fer took the lead, taking us into the cave that was basically a hole on the side of the cliff. [1] The further we went in, the darker it got.
“Wait a minute,”
“What is it?”
“Nothing, it’s just that this place is really dark. Dungeons somehow illuminate themselves but this place…” [3] I opened up my [Item Box] and immediately took out the high powered flashlight that I had bought from [Net Super] before ...
2022-05-19 14:01:04 +0000 UTC
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After breakfast, we went made our way to the mountain top.
[8] At first, it was just a gradual upwards slope. Which was not too bad, quite pleasant actually especially with my increased stamina and strength due to the level-ups.
[8] Eventually though...
“How are we supposed to climb this?”
[8] The thing before us was a sheer rock cliff with exposed jagged rocks that was just short of a 90 degree vertical. I never did any mountain climbing before in my life, unless ...
2022-05-19 13:58:08 +0000 UTC
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“Right, time for food,”
“”Hungry!”
“”Sui’s tummy is emptyy~~”
“Yes, yes, I understand. Ugh, it’s really chilly here,”
Right now, we’re at the foot of the mountain. For some reason, it gets really cold whenever the wind blows. [1] At first, I thought we could just make do with some pre-made travel food but the cold was making me crave hot food.
Hot food…
Something like a hot pot?
Hmm… still pondering, I looked through [Net...
2022-05-17 13:13:21 +0000 UTC
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Big Delete Festival
Beyond the forest that was the territory of the Black Baboons was a steep mountain.
“Mu?” [3] Fer muttered as he stared at the top of the mountain.
“What is it?”
[8]
“See the top of that mountain?”
“Yeah?” [5]
“Someone cast an illusion magic up there,”
“Illusion Magic?” [5] this was my first time encountering such things outside a dungeon. Usually, it meant, “Do y...
2022-05-17 13:11:07 +0000 UTC
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Warning: Gore (not explicit but… erm)
I am now in front of the mountain that Demiurgos-sama had ‘hinted’ for us to go. According to Fer, the mountain was called ‘Berith Mountain’.
A deep forest spread out from the foot of Mt Berith.
“From here on, it’s all Black Baboon territory, so be sharp.”
““Ou!””
“”Sui will defeat lots~~!””
“W-will it be alright…? I mean, I can’t help but be worried…”
“...
2022-05-12 12:12:22 +0000 UTC
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First camp after leaving the City of Rosendal.
Since we had our dinner early, I decided to tackle the customary weekly saké offering for Demiurgos-sama.
As usual, the offering was a few large bottles of sake and premium canned snacks.
“Sorry for being a bother each week, my friend~”
“No, no, no it's not a bother at all~” [3] This is also a kind of insurance for me.
“Apologies for taking up so much of your time. It must be such a hassle to have to take ...
2022-05-10 13:04:34 +0000 UTC
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“Welcome home!!!”
Maynard and Enzo had just returned after closing their food stall. They were warmly welcomed by their fellow orphans, especially the little kids.
“Ooh, I’m back,”
“I’m home~”
The children flocked around them.
“Meat?”
“Any meat left?”
“Can we have some meat… please?”
“Goodness, you guys,”
Even after the little chiding tone, the two set down the [8] handle of the wheelbarrow that carried th...
2022-05-10 13:03:02 +0000 UTC
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