Elland-san and I went to the Adventurers Guild the next morning for the Drop item trade.
We left Fer, Sui and Dora-chan at home with plenty of snacks since I’m a little worried about staying too long. Surely they’ll be fine for a while?
Anyway, it did not take us long to walk from the inn to the Guild. I spoke to the receptionist and we were quickly ushered towards the Guild Master’s room.
“Sorry for the trouble. Anyway, this is the Guild Master of Avering Merchant's...
2021-09-28 16:39:14 +0000 UTC
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““Master, we'll be going now~””
“”We’ll be back soon!””
“”Right, let’s go,””
[6] I waved a weak hand at my familiars, “Yes, yes, travel safe…”
My familiars disappeared into the forest outside the City Avering.
[6] I'm here to practice my dismantling skills with Elland-san again today.
Unfortunately, whatever motivation I had from yesterday vanished after discovering that shocking truth.
To think that Feodora-san was n...
2021-09-21 15:11:04 +0000 UTC
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Feodora-san seems to like the yakitori sauce version very much and was taking alternate bites out of a leek & chicken skewer on one hand and a thigh meat skewer on the other.
It was quite a refreshing way of eating.
“Please accept my apologies for my brethren’s behaviour,” Elland-san seemed quite embarrassed.
“No, no, it’s all fine,”
You might find me a rather disappointing man, but I can’t say I hate it when a beautiful woman like Feodora-san stared ...
2021-09-21 15:09:11 +0000 UTC
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“Is it done yet?”
"“Is it done yet?”"
"“Not yet?”"
[8] I was surrounded by Fer, Dora, Sui and even Elland-san.
This started the moment we got to the inn. Rather, it started when I placed the skewers on my DIY yakitori grill.
Naturally, today’s dinner was Cockatrice Yakitori.
The yakitori grill was made using Earth Magic with two metal rods over it. [9] The exposed part of the bamboo skewer would rest on the metal rod further away from me. That...
2021-09-14 13:46:18 +0000 UTC
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“Yes, that’s right. See that joint over there? You can easily take the bones apart if you just slide your knife there... Also, this long bone here...”
Under Elland-san’s instructions, I carefully wielded my Mithril knife and took apart the Cockatrice on a stone table I’d made with Earth magic. The Sui–made Mithril knife was outstandingly sharp and cuts through the meat and tendons easily.
As you might have guessed, I am currently learning how to dismantle a monster und...
2021-09-14 13:45:13 +0000 UTC
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After the party members of [Ark] and [Shadow Warriors] (and Elland-san) left yesterday, I was able to spend a nice time relaxing.
Aside from making dinner for my familiars (and Elland-san), there was nothing much to do.
Thankfully, when dinner time came my hangover was nothing more than a bad memory. So, time to have meat! [5]
I still have quite a few meat skewers and sausages left. Since the people last night were more interested in drinking, I still have quite a lot of foo...
2021-09-14 13:43:45 +0000 UTC
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“Fua~ah…” my second awakening was much more pleasant.
Looks like that energy drink was really good against hangovers. With brighter eyes, I looked around the room and noted the still sleeping men.
Quietly, I put away my futon [5] and looked around the cluttered room.
There were liquor bottles everywhere. It was easy to do so since all I had to do was chuck the bottles into my [Item Box]. Actually, litter picking was kind of Sui’s job. With her splitting ability, she ...
2021-09-07 16:16:52 +0000 UTC
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“Uggh…”
[8] The moment I regained consciousness, I wanted to die. The pain in my head throbbed along with my heartbeat, which felt very loud in my ears…
“Oww…”
[8] Carefully holding my head, I did my best to roll to a sitting position and accidentally bumped into something that clinked and rolled away. The bottled rolled and clinked against more empty bottles.
Collapsed between the mountains of bottles were party members of [Ark] and [Shadow Warriors].
2021-09-07 16:15:44 +0000 UTC
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“Chug, chug, chug, this drink is really good!”
“Aa, I never thought that cold ale would taste so good,”
“Moreover, it matches well with Mukouda-san’s cooking!”
“Right? Right? I feel like I could keep drinking it forever!”
Ahah, although that’s beer, it’s not ale, but lager [9]. Not that it really matters but lager is great when cold.
Personally, when I think of bottled beer, the image of Company S’s black label beer [10] appears i...
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“This… is really good!”
“The outside bit is crispy but the inside is very plump and juicy,”
“Ahh, as expected, cold ale is the best. It’s great with this fried meat thing!”
Members of the [Ark] and [Shadow Warriors] have gathered here for the victory party (aka Snake Meat Festival). It was being held in the private garden that we could only access via my window. Nobody thought this was strange though. Also, since there were so many people, I even managed to b...
2021-08-31 14:34:38 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: A special Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi guide site is up! Please check it out!
https://over-lap.co.jp/narou/865541670/
It’s in Japanese, but you can poke around and hear Mukouda-san, Ninril-sama, Fer and Sui’s voice, hehe.
Gumi is suddenly reminded why she likes white-collar ordinary guys~~ >////<
“Well then, I look forward to tomorrow,”
“I’ll be b...
2021-08-31 14:33:10 +0000 UTC
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“Alright, shall we meet in three days?”
“Yes, I’ll see you then,”
We’re on the 1st floor of the Adventurer’s Guild, having just finished discussing the list of dungeon items my party has collected with Nadiya-san in the Guild Master’s room.
Since today was going to be all boring talk about the sale and purchase of dungeon Drops, I left Fer, Dora and Sui at the inn and came with Elland-san instead.
“Huh, I finally understand what Elland-san meant when ...
2021-08-24 09:19:59 +0000 UTC
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“…k… up…”
“”…oi!“”
“”…up…ji~~“”
I could vaguely hear voices, but I was so tired that I rolled over and stuffed my head under the pillow, hoping that the voices would just go away.
“Oi, get up!”
“Ooff!” something hard stepped on my stomach and I opened my eyes to see Fer glaring” down his snout at me. His paw pressed down threateningly on my belly.
“Fer…” I glared at him, my voice still scratchy with sleep.
...
2021-08-24 09:18:41 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: There are all kinds of liquor here and we ended up with a very long chapter…
“Excellent, now that those goddesses are gone, let us get started.”
“That’s right, that’s right, let’s start.”
“Yes, yes,” I clicked on the option for Tanaka’s Liquor Store and… wow, as expected of a proper liquor store, from the tabs alone, I could see the products separated into Beer, Wine, Sparkling Wine, Whiskey, Brandy, Spirits [9], Liqueur [10], S...
2021-08-17 15:52:14 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi-Ren: The reason why the shops are called Suzuki’s Bakery and Tanaka’s Liquor Store it’s because those are the most common Japanese surnames (laughs in Japanese)
Of course, it has nothing to do with actual existing shops.
Gumihou: Unlike, say… Wakudonald or Kantacky? (laughs in translated Japanese)
“Alright, Goddesses-sama, I shall take your orders now. As usual, Ninril-sama first?”
“Naturally! This mistress wants her usual. Fujiya cakes!...
2021-08-17 15:41:34 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: The gods and goddesses are back. Oh, but first let’s talk about the 2nd tenant shop
Once everyone has fallen asleep, I went the corner of the room and called for the gods and goddesses.
“Hello, it’s been a long time since we’ve spoken. I am now back from the dungeon.”
The sounds of running footsteps thundered in my ears.
“Oh, you’re finally back!”
“Finally!”
“Oh, did you? I haven’t noticed…”
“… I’ve been w...
2021-08-17 15:40:10 +0000 UTC
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It was very nice to finally get out of the dungeon.
Ah, but as I had half expected, we were immediately escorted to the Adventurer’s Guild the moment we stepped through the creaky door. [1] [8] The person escorting us looked like he had been waiting for us with an entourage of staff. [5]
We were led right into the Guild Master’s room.
[8] When the door to the Guild Master’s room was closed, there was only us and Nadia-san.
“Well, well, since you came out from t...
2021-08-10 09:44:58 +0000 UTC
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“The next floor is the 27th floor. It’s the one with the Hydra, right?” I said to Elland-san as we take the stairs down.
There was an odd look on Elland-san’s face. “Yes, however, I’ve only read about Hydras… I wonder if we can even stand our ground…”
[4] “Maa, it’s the final boss of the dungeon after all, I totally understand your feelings,” I said.
“Worry not, elf. I have defeated several hydras on my own. With Dora and Sui beside me, there’s no...
2021-08-10 09:42:51 +0000 UTC
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Inside the Boss Room was…
“Are those Lichs? The middle one looks a little different though,”
[6] The five of us were observing the Boss Room from the entrance.
There were a total of five Lichs inside the room in their tattered black robes. Their bodies were thin and dried up, almost mummy-like. However, the creepiest features had to be their eyes, which were only dents where their eyeballs should be. The middle one has long white hair and a dull gold crown on its head....
2021-08-03 14:43:26 +0000 UTC
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At the boss room, we found three gigantic purplish-red cobras. The cobras were over 20 meters long and about 1 meter wide. As soon as we open the door, all three heads reared up, spread their hoods and hissed at us.
“Those are King Crimson Cobras… This is my first time seeing the real thing…” Elland-san muttered. To think that even a long-lived Elf like Elland-san had never seen a King Crimson Cobra until now…
I stared nervously at the huge snakes. They looked like they ...
2021-08-03 14:31:54 +0000 UTC
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“Take that!”
Crack!
The Dark Sphere cracked open against the Crimson Cobra’s head. [2] A black haze hissed up from the sphere and enveloped the group of Crimson Cobras. 10 seconds later, the black haze cleared up and all that remained were a bunch of disorientated red snakes crawling sluggishly over the cobblestone floor.
“The Dark Sphere’s effects are really good, right~?” I was especially happy about this.
It was one thing to hear from Elland-san...
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Our dungeon challenge continued on pretty smoothly.
Aside from a few meal breaks here and there, we spent most of our time just trashing monsters. [6] Well, my familiars (and Elland-san) did while I picked up Drops behind them.
Anyway, to make a long story short, we blew through 22nd, 23rd, and 24th floors very quickly. We’d probably have gone through faster if not for my familiar’s very accurate stomach clocks. We made stops for breakfast, lunch and dinner. However, aside fro...
2021-07-27 03:30:54 +0000 UTC
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Avering Dungeon, 20th floor.
The second Reptile Zone.
There were iguanas on this floor.
[6] You know, those lizard things?
As per this world’s logic, these iguanas were huge, monstrous things. [8] When I appraised the 2 meter long bronze-coloured lizard with a mouth full of fine, sharp teeth, the [Appraisal] revealed them to be ‘Big Bronze Iguana’.
They moved fairly quickly for their large size. At first, I blanched at their fierce looks and quick movements...
2021-07-20 13:48:19 +0000 UTC
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We finally reached the 19th floor, the so-called Reptile Zone. [5]
[4] “Do you know what kind of monsters we can expect here, Elland-san?”
“Hmm, this floor isn’t especially rich in Drops, I believe this place is inhabited by a type of turtle monster…”
“It’s here,” said Fer.
[8] I squinted my eyes down the slightly shadowy passageway. Stomping slowly over to us on its hind legs was a…
“Hey? Isn’t that a softshell turtle?”
[8] That...
2021-07-20 13:46:48 +0000 UTC
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We all stood before the Boss Room door on the 18th floor.
[8] Thus far, the Boss Rooms we’ve dealt with had so many monsters that they literally piled on top of each other. [6] Therefore, I had half expected to see the Boss Room bursting with hazy Wraiths, rotting Ghouls and clacking Skeletons…
However, the room looked strangely empty.
[8] I peeked in and narrowed my eyes, “Are those… Skeleton Knights?”
“It’s my first time seeing them, but they certainly ...
2021-07-13 13:04:44 +0000 UTC
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We smoothly went through the 18th floor quickly. [6] My familiars racing to see who could destroy the most Undead.
At the 4th room.
“Humph, insolent things,” Fer slashed the air with his claw at the Wraiths, Skeleton Warriors and Ghouls that floated, clattered or jogged towards him.
Slash!
“…nooo…….”
[8] … I swear, Wraiths makes the creepiest noise when they’re destroyed! [6] It’s like hearing a woman screaming down a well or somethin...
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The next floor is the notorious Undead Floor.
The one that Adventurers had been avoiding for the past 200 years.
“Alright, I’m going to stamp everyone with the Holy Stamp now.”
“Please,” Elland-san held out his beloved sword.
I stamped the blade of his sword as well as the back of his hand. Then, I stamped all three familiars. [5]
Stamp, stamp, stamp.
Ignoring Elland-san’s muttering as I stamped Dora-chan, I let the little dragon fly of...
2021-07-13 13:01:32 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: This is the last of the roach chapter. I, for one, am glad to be out of this arc.
Gumihou: Lol, Gumi thinks this arc is hilarious!
“Take that!”
Smash, smash!
“Yosh! One more!”
Smash!
That’s three hits back to back!
“I’m going,” Elland-san stepped forward with his beloved sword and lopped off the head of a Huge Black Thing.
We’re making our way to the boss room and were basically smashing our way th...
2021-07-06 11:22:21 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: The roach level continuous… it will not last beyond this level, so bear with us~
Gumihou: Lol. Gumi catches roaches with nothing but a tissue paper. Hehehe.
Giant Cockroaches kept attacking us as we made our way through the 17th floor. [1] [8] Horrifyingly enough, I think I’m developing a slight immunity against the sight of them.
[6] Not really
I tried to rationalise my fear. They were giant roaches! So, of course, they’re scary! However, ...
2021-07-06 11:20:44 +0000 UTC
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Note from Eguchi Ren-sama: An oversize cockroach will appear. Please be careful if you hate cockroaches.
Gumihou: Lol, Eguchi Ren-sama is so thoughtful!
The 16th floor is the infamous Centipede Monster floor.
The first Venom Centipede we encountered was half the size of the centipede we encountered at the Forest of Ishtam where we completed the mission to collect Venom Tarantula’s Thread for some company who commissioned them.
Although the Venom Centipede ...
2021-06-29 13:18:56 +0000 UTC
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