Eguchi Ren: The Royal Capital Arc has started~
“Ooooh~~ so this is the Royal Capital?”
From Grandpa Gon’s back, I have a great view of a city that was bigger than any other city that I have ever seen in this world.
“”Hooh~~ it’s big!””
“”Big~~””
Dora-chan and Sui were also leaning forward and looking down at the Royal Capital.
“I can feel the presence of many people. Hmm, some are pretty strong,” said Fer. Howeve...
2023-07-20 14:57:33 +0000 UTC
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Tomorrow, we will finally head towards the Royal Capital.
Before that, I must prepare gifts for the Count and the King. I had already received valuable advice from Lambert on what to gift the Count, but what about the King?
This was not the kind of thing I could consult with my familiars.
Instead, I found myself pondering this question over some Granados Tea. The sweet scent of peaches rose from the tea to tickle my nose and settle my mind. Right, first things first, let’s...
2023-07-20 14:56:08 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: Oops, I completely forgot to upload the next chapter (sweats). Apologies. I’m glad everyone noticed.
Gumihou: Even now in 2023, we noticed you did not upload, hehe. We hope you are well no matter what, so stay healthy please~
Today, I came to Lamberts to pick up the clasp purse that I ordered.
My familiars came with me and were all relaxing outside the store while I stepped into the backroom with Lambert-san.
“And here ...
2023-07-20 14:54:35 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: Adjusted so that the dialogue flow in a more natural way. Not too stilted or repetitive.
I duly received the money from the Guild Master.
Goodness, there look at these platinum coins. Let’s put them with the other platinum coins hanging out in my [Item Box]
Haahhh… that pile of coins is just going to keep growing and growing…
“Now, what shall I do next…” I mused after putting the money away.
“The Capital! Let's go to the Ro...
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Gumihou: Added some comic detail~♪
Eguchi Ren: Some of my books are being reprinted! Thank you very much for your purchases~!!
“Is everyone there?”
Evening had fallen, my familiars fed, baths were taken and now, I have one more job to do before going to bed.
“Here! I’ve been waiting--!!”
“Waiting most impatiently~~”
“We’re here! Heh,”
“…waiting…”
“Yes, whisky!”
...
2023-07-20 14:51:34 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: Added some comic detail~♪
It was the day after my visit to Lamberts and I was now diligently preparing food for our trip. As expected, it’s best to work in a proper kitchen whenever I can.
“After all, while there should be plenty of interesting food, good restaurants and stalls at the Royal Capital, nothing beats the seasonings and stuff I could get from [Net Super].”
It was sort of given that we will be going to the Royal Capital.
No ...
2023-07-20 14:49:29 +0000 UTC
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After being overwhelmed by Marie-san’s enthusiasm, I did my best to calm down by taking a sip of the tea set on the table.
Oh my, the tea served here is as delicious as always.
I took a few more sips of tea, hoping to dispel my fatigue before going into the main point.
“I’m here because I have a little souvenir for Lambert-san. And, a request…”
With that, I took out a piece of vivid green skin from my [Item Box].
“Um, if I recall correctly, this is th...
2023-07-20 14:47:32 +0000 UTC
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“Yaaawwwnn~~~”
Ahhh~~~
Now this was a proper holiday~~
A nice peaceful holiday~~
Yesterday, after that tension-filled trip at the Adventurer’s Guild, we had a ‘good job’ party in the evening with my servants.
The main dish of the dinner party, by popular request from the Gluttonous Quartet, was… Karaage.
I was totally judging them, but I served the Karaage anyway since it goes well with alcohol and the kids loved it. In fact, I don’t need to f...
2023-07-20 14:45:04 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: Made the comedic bits more comedic
“Hey, I think… it’s impossible, you know…”
“Mu, you don’t know that.”
“You think so? You forgot the trouble we went through with the Earth Dragon?”
“M-mu…” Fer’s face scrunched up.
“The only person who could dismantle it is… I’m sorry to say… Elland…”
There was a collective shudder from everyone. Including myself, because I&nb...
2023-07-20 14:43:44 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: Happy New Year! This is the first update for the year 2021!
It’s a continuation of the previous chapter as we follow the story of [Ark] after they parted ways with Mukouda’s party.
The A Rank party, [Ark] finally stepped through the entrance of Ronkainen’s Adventurer’s Guild.
Seeing the somewhat famous A Rankers, the other Adventurers made way for the exhausted-looking [Ark] members. Gaudino immediately made his way to th...
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The sun was shining when we finally got out of the dungeon.
“Kuuhh~~ we’re finally back! Natural sunlight is the best!”
“You worry too much.”
“Fer should worry a little more! That dungeon was too harsh and crazy!”
“Was it really harsh, though?”
Ugh, that smug smile…
““Harsh? You mean fun, right? Right?””
“”Fun~~ fun~~””
“Indeed, the dungeon was quite enjoyable.”
“Fufufu…”
“Gunununu<...
2023-07-19 13:31:34 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: Adjusted some details for dramatic purpose
So, Grandpa Gon won the Ancient Dragon vs Leviathan fight.
It took me a little too long to realise something out of the usual.
“I-it’s not disappearing…”
“”Hmm, you’re right.””
“”Strange~ It’s strange~””
After the Leviathan was killed, the sky cleared, and the sea calmed down. It was as though the terrible windstorm just now was nothing but a passing nightmare.<...
2023-07-19 13:25:14 +0000 UTC
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“I'll save the introductions until after the Fat Hog Demons are taken care of,” said Director Bear as he set me down on the ground.
I quickly reverted to my heavy metallic form, not wanting to waste any transformation time.
“Huh, it changed?”
“I shall explain later, but think of it as a magical tool for now. He has his own will and the ability to communicate, and he's a very reliable ally.”
“I see. Nice to meet you, magical tool.”
Despite her appe...
2023-07-14 16:02:59 +0000 UTC
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As soon as we decided to head towards the maze, I made sure to leave large amounts of food and drink for the residents and Hyurumi. Enough to last them nearly two months. That way, we won’t have to worry about the people left behind even if the search happened to last a long time.
We were hesitant about letting Hyurumi know where we plan to go but were afraid that she would just follow after us later out of sheer fit of pique and decided to try and talk to her first.
[1] The end...
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Gumihou: Gumi recommends you watch the VIDEO first before you read the chapter. Also, redid the scene for maximum DRAMA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJv6kiuThfo
“O-oi! I-is this really the end?!”
The wind accelerated into a roar.
Then, rain began...
2023-07-13 12:14:08 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: This chapter is a little short
“Hey, just how big is this dungeon? How long before we see the end of this place?” I grumbled to no one in general.
“Do you mean the end of this dungeon?” asked Grandpa Gon politely.
“That too, it has already been for 20 days but we’re still stuck on the second floor.”
I’m seriously getting so, so tired of looking at the sea and travelling on non-solid ground. On top of that, I had been sufferi...
2023-07-11 17:41:28 +0000 UTC
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We finally landed on the island where we would set up camp for the night.
It was time for me to prepare dinner, but, I have a dilemma.
My familiars are demanding Murder Turtle meat.
“I don’t know how to cook that thing,” I said as I folded my arms and glared at them.
“Since it is Master, I’m sure you can manage it.”
“Umu, it’s Master after all.”
“”Yeah! Master is the best at this!””
“”Aruji~~ please~~””
2023-07-11 17:40:11 +0000 UTC
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Labyrinth Floor Once Again
After we crossed the entrance, I took in the dreary scene in front of us.
There were only about ten proper buildings scattered across this wasteland. It was still as desolate as ever.
Since the buildings were not at all damaged, it is probably safe to assume that monsters have not broken out of the labyrinth.
Some of our nervousness disappeared at that.
"Looks like we don’t have to worry about a monster breakout, [1] but immediate dan...
2023-07-09 08:46:41 +0000 UTC
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The red light from the teleportation circle lit up the entire room.
When the blinding red light finally faded away, there were only Hyurumi and Director Bear left standing in the middle of the array.
Hm? Isn’t this the point when the enemy appears?
“Curse it, we've been had!”
“Where is everyone...?”
Hyurumi kicks the ground in frustration, while Director Bear looks around. Both were clearly worried about their comrades.
As for me, I’m just relie...
2023-07-09 08:35:19 +0000 UTC
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After leaving the basement, even though we all knew it was already too late, we hurried towards the building where the teleporting circle was located.
The hunter guarding the entrance said that no one had come by, but we still asked him to let us know if any of the four people from Leader’s group appeared.
As a precaution, Hyurumi tinkered with the teleportation circle and disabled it, making it impossible for them to leave the floor this way.
Next, we headed towards the b...
2023-07-09 08:32:31 +0000 UTC
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“It appears you are slowing down, Hevoy.”
“Goodness me, I never thought that you’d apply poison on your blades.”
Hevoy returned Keryoil’s observation with a wry smile.
I had thought that Hevoy’s wounds were becoming more serious due to fatigue, but, poison? Looks like Leader Keryoil is serious about defeating his opponents by any means necessary. To think he would actually resort to dirty tricks like this…
“Do not worry, that poison won’t kill you. ...
2023-07-09 08:30:39 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: Adjusted the entire chapter for a smoother and more realistic representation of what it ought to be. Rearranged a bunch of other stuff too.
“Ugh…”
I feel sick.
I, Mukouda Tsuyoshi, am feeling sick.
Sick of meat.
“Urp…” I covered my mouth with my hand as I recalled what we had for breakfast. Right now, are travelling via [Mizumaru] and I already have a paper bag in hand just in case the worse happens.
I may su...
2023-07-06 13:56:20 +0000 UTC
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As soon as the [Mizumaru] touched land, yells of, ‘Sea Serpent! Let’s eat Sea Serpent!’ filled my mental and physical hearing.
“Yes, yes, I have some ideas of what to make already, so please be patient.”
““What are you talking about? It’s Sea Serpent!! How can we not be excited!!”” Dora-chan was doing loops in the air. Nearly giddy with excitement. He was certainly making me feel giddy just looking at him. “”Also, since it’s Sea Serpent, you must make tha...
2023-07-04 14:58:51 +0000 UTC
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Grandpa Gon mentioned earlier that there were ‘plenty where that came from’ and he was not kidding.
As soon as the six Sea Serpents were defeated, more splashed forward to attack.
I, however, have already exhausted my will to fight. I laid on [Mizumaru’s] cool and soft deck, staring at the brilliant blue skies as battles occurred around me. Fer, Sui, Dora-chan and Grandpa Gon were destroying the Sea Serpents as though they were grinding on low-level monsters.
The [Ark]...
2023-07-04 14:57:40 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: Let’s forget about the incident realistically.
Siegwald: Beer!!
Gumihou: Also, deleted a lot of... wait, what? But, what?
After that little ‘incident’, nothing of note happened. Thank goodness.
Anyway, after a night of beer drinking to forget about the fourth treasure chest… that’s right, what treasure chest? I don’t know nothing about no treasure chest, humph. What was that?
Oh, r...
2023-06-30 08:53:42 +0000 UTC
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Finally, the Gluttonous Quartet returned.
As if to live up to their name, the first thing that came out of their collective mouths were ‘hungry~’.
With a slightly bitter smile (only slightly) I whipped out the food that I had already prepared earlier, all plated, and ready to be served with refills on the way. [1]
[1] Today’s 'welcome back from the hunt' treat was everyone’s favourite. Karaage!
[1] While my familiars chomped on their fried chicken, I set out a ...
2023-06-27 17:00:56 +0000 UTC
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Fer, Sui, Dora-chan and Grandpa Gon gathered in front of the treasure chest.
“Let’s open it,” said Fer.
He deftly flicked the cover open with his forepaw…
Pssssttt---!!!
Black smoke suddenly shot out from the chest.
“Ffunn,”
With a light snort, the black smoke was quickly dispersed by the magic enhanced air. Everyone leaned over to peer into the chest.
““Hey, are these gold coins?””
“It looks like the ones that Mas...
2023-06-27 16:59:49 +0000 UTC
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“Looks like the negotiations have broken down, what a pity.”
“Dis-a-po-in-te-d”
Thinking that my clumsy way of speaking would only be a hindrance, I had refrained from speaking up until now, but I wanted to say that much in the end.
“Out of all of us, Hakkon. I wish to have you with us most.”
“Hakkon is meant to be with me forever, I won’t give him up to anyone else.”
This… could certainly be taken as a confession of love, but Ramis...
2023-06-24 03:16:59 +0000 UTC
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Gumihou: Change the Red and White Twins’ names from Red and White to Akai and Shiro
“Now, before talking about our wish, I would like to tell you about our son. Hyurumi, I suppose you of all people should know something about… this crystal?” Leader said as he tapped at the enormous crystal, his eyes staring straight at Hyurumi.
“I believe… that’s a crystal coffin.”
“Precisely. As expected of you,” he said.
As the two casually traded...
2023-06-24 03:08:34 +0000 UTC
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Eguchi Ren: Thank you to everyone who purchased the manga! Main manga and side story mangas are out!
So happy to hear that both books are doing well. Thank you for your continuous support for Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi!
Gumihou: So happy that you wrote this story, Eguchi-san~ Please don’t mind the editing~ It’s done out of love~
Fer, Grandpa Gon, Dora-chan and Sui landed on the other side of the beac...
2023-06-22 14:40:43 +0000 UTC
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