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Tondemo Skill - 437 - The Devourer

Gumihou: A loooong chapter. Opens with over 2400 words. I wonder how many of you guys will survive…

“Ugh, it’s cold…”

I blew at my hands in between preparing dinner.

The 44th Floor was a desert field dungeon and behaved as a desert should, screamingly hot during the day and mind-numbingly cold at night.

Luckily, I sort of did see it coming and prepared accordingly. Still, this dungeon was pretty harsh. A huge forest followed by a wasteland of...

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WeD - V1C47 - Percelis Doesn't Know This Man

Percelis doesn’t know who the man is (1139字・18$)

I am Percelis.

The Green Shrine Maiden of the Holy Nation.

“This brother, to think that you can enter this place? What a surprise~”

“......”

The man is walking down the stone steps leading towards the underground garden.

He is a blonde man in a sharp military uniform.

He stops on the floor where the myths of this land are depicted in murals.

I stand next to him, staring at his face.<...

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WeD - V1C46 - Makia’s Uneasy Premonition

Tooru unravelled the 3D magic formation and his hand flashed to his waist, closing on the hilt of his sword.

“T-Tooru…!!”

“Get down Makia. We’re not as helpless as we were back on Earth… At least, now we might be able to…”

That’s right, we can now fight and struggle for our life instead of being silently murdered.

Our MP has even increased, moreover, there are two of us.

I might even have the chance to avenge our previous deaths.

Tooru esp...

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Tondemo Skill - 436 - Messenger of Death

Gumihou: Dramatised some of the battle scenes

“”Hah! Take this!!” Dora-chan opened his mouth and shot a Fire Ball at the Giant Dung Beetle.

…the Fire Ball from this little dragon was bigger than anything I had ever produced. Well, considering our difference in level…

“”Not fair~!! Sui wants to pew pew the monster too~~””

“Fear not, Sui. There is plenty more prey out there.”

““Really, Uncle Fer~? Then Sui will go next~!...

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Tondemo Skill - 435 - Scarab

“B-blerrgh…”

I pushed myself off Fer’s back and practically collapsed on all fours and vomited onto the featureless dry grass.

“”Oi, are you alright?””

“”Aruji~~?””

“Goodness, why are you so weak?”

“Damn you, whose fault do you think it is that I’m like this?”

I glared at Fer. After three days of non-stop, high-speed travelling, my nerves had been worn thin.

“It can’t be helped, it must be done to get out of this ...

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WeD - V1C45 - Makia Discovers the Door with Tooru

I’m Makia Odille.

Right now, I am at the Holy Nation’s Cathedral.

“Aaaauuggghhh, this is impossible. The Royal Family is too far to be seen!”

“Calm down, Makia.”

“Maybe I should have shouted at them just now?”

“Do that and the award the Lord and I had just received will disappear with a poof.”

Me and Tooru have left the Cathedral grounds.

The ceremony for the Green Treasure Award had already been held. The whole ceremony was very s...

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WeD - V1C44 - Makia Heads towards the Royal Capital

This is Makia.

I have come to the Royal Capital of Miradreed for the Holy Festival.

Duke of Beigrates’ villa is located at the edge of Miradreed and way too large and ostentatious to be properly called a villa.

“Woah… As expected of a great noble!”

How is this villa larger than our mansion in the Delia Fields? It also has a well-maintained manicured rose garden as well as one, two, three marble fountains…

“Ohohohoho!! Well, Makia. What do you think of...

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Tondemo Skill - 434 - Mukouda's Party vs Wilderness of Nothingness

Gumihou: Hmm… starting word count 1581. Basically streamlined the chapter and reduce the extra words.

The transfer stone took us back to the 40th Floor.

From the teleportation room onwards, it took us two days to move through the dense forest to reach the Zlatorog’s territory. We had to abandon some Drop items on the way, but it really can’t be helped.

When Dora-chan saw the Zlatorog, he immediately zoomed forward with a cheer and slammed several Ice S...

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Tondemo Skill - 433 - Discussion with Everyone

Gumihou: Ah… a nostalgic super delete chapter. Starting word count 1470

“I’m home~”

“Good, I’m hungry.”

“”Same.””

“”Sui, too~””

…well, they were gluttons after all… but still! What kind of greeting is this?!

“Don’t you think it’s a little rude to just declare your hunger the moment I got back?” I asked sternly.

“It can’t be helped, food is the most important thing in life.”

Well, h...

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WeD - V1C43 - Makia Replaces Withered Flowers with White Roses

This is Makia.

On the day before we leave for the Royal Capital to participate in the Holy Festival, Tooru takes a half-day vacation to visit his mother at a large hospital in Delia Fields.

I have seen his mother a few times. She is the image of an ill-fated beauty, very thin and sickly, with very black hair.

“What’s up with you? You don’t have to come with me.”

“I’m here because I have nothing better to do.”

“What do you mean by having ‘nothing...

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WeD - V1C42 - Lord Medite is Starting to Enjoy the Banquet

I’m Urbanus Medite

Lord of the poisonous Medite Family.

And I have been witness to something incredibly outrageous in the corridors of the Royal Palace.

“Goodness… did you see that Olgam? This is the first time I see the 10th Spirit Summoning Stage!”

“Urban Boy, aren’t you a little too excited?”

Well, but of course.

I had been following after His Highness Ulysses and finally encountered a surprising, yet long-awaited truth.

I am now hidi...

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Tondemo Skill - 432 - First World Problem

Gumihou: USMiC –  Make Tristan a bit more vivid

“Oh, my~ these are very excellent goods. It’s been a while since I had been this excited~~”

I came to the Adventurer’s Guild alone, leaving my familiars at home to snooze in the garden. It was a nice weather after all. None of them wanted to follow me when I told them I was only going to trade at the Guild.

The moment I set foot inside the Guild, a guild worker appeared and escorted me to the Gui...

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Tondemo Skill - 431 - Ran Out of Berries

Gumihou: Hmm, there is some ambiguity here… anyway, filled in the weird gaps

I went to the kitchen and got dinner started.

Back at my parents’ place, we used to harvest a lot of berries at home. There was so much that we ended up not knowing what to do with them and would often give them away. Anyway, one day I saw a recipe on the internet and decided to try it out…

The recipe I looked up back then was basically a berry sauce that’s served with meat....

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Tondemo Skill - 430 - Sparkling Eyes

After the offerings to the Gods and Goddesses were done, I’m especially glad that the tenant issue thing was over, by the way, it was time to take care of the next thing on the agenda.

Organising the Drop Items. Tristan-san had been really excited about getting his hands on our loot, and I can’t really blame him.

Ah, but there’s just so much stuff to organise. How troublesome.

Ahem, I totally understand that I am whining over a first world problem. I mean, just how man...

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WeD - V1C41 - Ulysses is Bewildered by the Scent of Honey

2000 years ago, Spirits were natural beings of the world. Revered and worshipped by the people who were grateful to them for their blessings and prayed fervently to calm their anger to avoid natural disasters.

Each Spirit has 10 different appearances. I call them the 10 Summoned Stages.

“... what the heck, if I use the power of the 10th Stage here, the Royal Palace itself would collapse.”

My hand stopped mid-swing and the Summoning cancels itself.

“U-uwaaahhhh!!...

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WeD - V1C40 - Ulysses Slashes Down His Hand

“... Haa…”

Once the dinner party was over, I practically ran away.

If the General actually comes over to talk to me, I could really die. I consider my days numbered the moment I saw him.

“No, no, why am I being so pathetic?”

I was once one of the Great Three Demon Kings.

I should learn from Maki-chan and have the courage to take out the enemy even if I had to literally kill myself and die together with him.

That said, my chances of winning against...

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Tondemo Skill - 429 - S-so, You Want That?

Since Kishar-sama wanted to browse the site, I tapped on the tab on a famous cosmetic brand and let her look to her heart’s content.

After some time, Kishar-sama’s fascinated voice said, “Here I thought I had studied a lot on the subject, however, it looks like the topic of beauty is even deeper than I had thought.”

“Ah, huh,” I said. Not really paying attention but knowing that she wanted an answer of some sort.

“We could see into other worlds through our divi...

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Tondemo Skill - 428 - The 3rd Tenant Shop

“Right, let’s have a look and see if we have a drugstore available first,” I want to at least be able to mentally prepare myself if something bad were to happen…

I tapped my finger on the (+1) and a drop-down appeared.

Unique Skill [Net Super] has been unlocked. Please choose from the following

Nos Burger [9]

Yamada Cleaning [10]

Matsumura Kiyomi

Satou’s Fresh Fish

“It here---!!!”

A high-pitched voice rang through my head. It’s...

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Tondemo Skill - 427 - Everyone Levelled Up!

Gumihou: Tristan is actually a very interesting character. He’s closer to a pushy merchant than an actual Guild Master. While the original text is a bit lacking in presence and drama, it is pretty informative.

Redid the dialogues to better reflect Tristan’s projected characteristics.

After we left the dungeon, I made my way to the Adventurer’s Guild.

I was on my way to line up and ask if I could meet with Tristan-san when the Guild Mas...

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WeD - V1C39 - Ulysses’ Trauma Breaks Through the Door Without an Appointment

I am Ulysses.

Fifth Prince of Ruskia.

This year’s Holy Festival will most likely happen under a clear blue sky surrounded by spring flowers. With the week long festival starting on the morrow, residents of the Royal Capital are rushing about busily, doing their best to get everything prepared.

“Ohh, Your Highness… how elegant…”

“Haha… I am usually casually dressed. It’s been a while since I have worn formal royal outfits like this.”

I stare at m...

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WeD - V1C38 - Percelis, Offering Flowers to the Young Boy in the Water Casket

My name is Percelis.

The Green Shrine Maiden of the Sanctuary

Within the sanctuary of Vabilophos, there is a hidden underground garden not known to the general public.

This place is the true origin of the sanctuary.

Only the Green Shrine Maiden and some chosen bishops are allowed to enter. It is also known as the Tomb of Truth.

I have always come here to enjoy the garden’s clear water and sacred air, it is a wonderful place to offer my prayers.

What do I ...

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Tondemo Skill - 426 - Sui is Really Mad

Gumihou: Big Delete Chapter. Starting number 2140 words.

Everyone is suddenly very talky and eager to discuss their every move before making it. The heck? OOC! Smash!


The next three days were spent travelling.

If Fer was right and the 40th Floor was bigger than the 39th, it will definitely take us days of continuous travel to reach whatever was equivalent to a Boss Room on this floor.

Naturally, on those three days, we manag...

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Tondemo Skill - 425 - Four Arms Bear < Gigantic Minotaur

Gumihou: Turned some awkward phrasing into hilarity

When we stepped out to the 40th Floor…

“Ehhh… more forest?!”

The sight that greeted us was the same as the 39th Floor, tangled undergrowth and huge overgrown trees.

“Hey Fer, how big is this place? Is it as big as the one before?” I asked while staring at the trees that towered above us.

Umu, it might even be bigger than the previous one.”

“Bigger, huh,” it to...

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Tondemo Skill - 424 - Bear Meat!

Gumihou: Turned some awkward phrasing into hilarity

The next day, we set out to explore more of the forested area after breakfast.

Sui continued to destroy monsters as they appeared from her position on Fer’s head. Eventually, the monsters we encountered grew in rank and the loot got better. However, we were still stuck in the gigantic forest.

““Hey, we’re still in the dungeon, right? Is there no limit to this forest?”” I asked Fer through telepa...

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WeD - V1C37 - Makia: Spring, Medal & Milk Tea

Makia here.

Winter is a season of silence for the farmlands of Delia Fields. As the cold days go on with its rare snowfalls, the vast expanse of dead grass awaits the coming spring.

“Eh, a reward? For Father? And Tooru too?”

“That’s right, Makia. Looks like the Karted School System was so well received that I would be receiving a medal from the Archbishop during the Holy Festival.”

“... really?”

Father is happily fluttering about as he told me about...

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WeD - V1C36 - Lord Medite: Wine & a Long Night

I am Urbanus Medite.

The head of the Medite Family, one of the Twelve Great Noble Families, a religious representative for the Royal Capital of Miradreed and a professor of the Royal Magical Research Institute.

I am often mistaken for someone far older, but in fact, I am only 23 years old.

“Oi, Urban-boy, yer angry ain’t cha? W’sit ‘cause that girl called you uncle? Ey?”

I was at the Karted church earlier to consult on the matter regarding next spring’s Sac...

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Tondemo Skill - 423 - Inside the Treasure Chest & Charcoal Grilled Meat

Big Delete Chapter: Starting point 1710

Naturally, I [Appraised] the treasure chest first.

“Well, there are no traps on it, so…”

I still carefully tip the lid open with the point of my spear. It opened with a thump.

When nothing happened, we looked inside.

Nestled within the chest was a pendant. It looked like a rainbow opal set within an intricate silver geometric design.

Well, the chest was safe but, hmm…

[Dispelling Pendant...

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Tondemo Skill - 422 - Billowing Smoke

Gumihou: Some action related language needed, Gumi provide as usual~ Also, the dialogue, and some other details. Like, the logistics of stepping over sharp things in the dark.

I took five items out of the cardboard box.

[8] I have no idea how deep the nest goes, but considering the effectiveness of Other World insecticides on the local insect population thus far and the fact that these insects are all underground… this many should do.

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Tondemo Skill - 421 - Slightly Blackened Mukouda

“”That’s a loooot of insect type monsters flying around,”” Dora-chan muttered as he zipped around us.

We’re travelling through the forested dungeon level with me riding on Fer’s back and Sui on Fer’s head.

Fer was running cautiously through the undergrowth beneath the dense forest.

[8]

We were going a little slower than usual.

“”Is this because we’re in a forest?”” I asked.

“”Umu, it’s possible.””

“”Tha...

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WeD - V1C35 - Tooru Laughs at a Joke

Day 26: Tooru

Says the one who keeps going to bed early.

Look, there’s only 5 days left, alright?

Let’s do some shiritori.

I’ll start, mamushi (viper).


Day 27: Makia

Shirikonbare- (Silicon Valley).


Day 28: Tooru

The Karted school project is completed today.

Retasu (lettuce).


Day 29: Makia

Then hurry up and come back quickly (´;ω;`)ウゥゥ.

Sukuatto (squats).


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