Greetings travelers! Your diligent and spooky friend, Jesika here, to ask a quick favor!
If you haven't heard, we've opened up the Faulty Apprentice 2019 Calendar order page. This poll is to ask you, our dearest patron on which Guard you'd like to be featured on our next calendar
Don't worry, we made sure all Main and Key characters are included, so if a character or guard you fancy is not ...
2018-11-01 00:12:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings proud soldiers of Stars Reach! Your good friend and humble herald, Din here to share an exciting new tier, The Royal Guard! (insert sword swing sound effect)
Now that the Faulty Apprentice: Chapter One alpha is at its stable point, we will begin adding additional features and content. This means bugs, possibly huge ones like in that movie Starship Troopers...
2018-10-29 22:42:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hail brave Sir Knights! Your good friend and humble creator, Din here to deliver the latest patch to Faulty Apprentice: Chapter One! While this patch is mainly fine tuning and bug fixes, we wanted to let you know it is now available all the same.
Will have some exciting announcements in regards to future builds very soon, so stay tuned!
Known New Bugs:
- (this area will be filled as bugs are reported)
Use offercode "hono...
2018-10-29 18:46:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you ready to begin week two of your Apprenticeship?
Comment what you're looking forward to most, and hit that Like button if you're hyped!
2018-10-29 13:47:27 +0000 UTC View Post
(Update): The stream has ended, but the video is up! Thank you for attending. We hope you have enjoyed this side quest and had fun learning about German Beer =D
Twitch channel: dinmoney
The Oktoberfest themed Weekend Challenge was such fun, Jes and I can't thank everyone enough for participating. In fact, we had so much fun, it gave us a crazy idea. Since many...
2018-10-28 01:53:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Popular choice from Level 3: "Hold her from the front!"
Story continued...
You jump in front of Sunny and into the magic circle! However, the moment your boots hit the ground you have always known and trusted to stay underneath you, you felt betrayed and confused why the ground no longer feels beneath you... It was if an eagle had swept you up and released you at the peak of its flight, leaving you to plummet to the Earth's surface. This sensation would one...
Greetings Apprentice! Your good friend and diligent AGL team member, Jesika here to present you another Patreon exclusive, Faulty Apprentice 2019 Calendar!
We had so much fun putting it together last year, so we're back!
Details:
⚔ Price: (Shipping Included!)
- USA: $27
- Internationa... 2018-10-26 19:11:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Comment below what do you think she will be like and/or where she will be stationed in the Castle. Hit that Like button if you think her silhouette looks cool! =D
Thank you for supporting Faulty Apprentice on Patreon!
Din + Team AGL
NEWS:
Chapter One alpha patch coming tomorrow to $10+ tiers!
Get the current build [ 2018-10-25 18:49:48 +0000 UTC
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The Oktoberfest themed Weekend Challenge was such fun, Jes and I can't thank everyone enough for participating. In fact, we had so much fun, it gave us a crazy idea. Since many of you (including ourselves) cannot make it to Germany for the real Oktoberfest, why not host a mini Oktoberfest on stream?
We will be tasting the beers listed below live on stream and letting you know which ones we like and why we like them, or which ones we don't.. Of course you are invited to j...
2018-10-25 02:01:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Popular choice: "You are a caring friend."
Sunny: "Nyah-really? No one has ever said that to me before. Thank you, Apprentice, You are very caring as well. I can tell Eleanna wants to be your friend too, she's just a bit... Well you know nyah-haha! I'm glad to call you both my friends!"
Sunny seems inspired by your conversation with her.
>>Morale Shift to Light>>
Comment to let Sunny know how you ...
2018-10-23 06:19:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Magic Instructor: "Nyah?! Now it feels like my panties are gone! I'm scared, Apprentice! What should I do?!"
As another article of clothing vanishes, the Magic Instructor's focus and the Spell both teeter on the edge of breaking. Sunny's voice quivers as the light on her wand begins to fade. Even though, you wanted her to do this on her own, you know if she stops now the results could be unpredictable. This leaves you with only one option, to jump in and help her finish castin...
2018-10-21 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Raise a glass, Apprentices! To celebrate the last harvest of the year, Commander Angeline, has declared Stars Reach will be hosting an Oktoberfest! Let there be drinks, merriment and joy for all! Huzzah!!
Having attended Oktoberfests in the past, you were ready for a party, but never before have you seen such festivities. Cups were overflowing, maidens were singing, and every bench, seat or chair was pack with as many butt cheeks as they could ha...
2018-10-20 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hail brave Sir Knights! Your good friend and humble servant, Din here to deliver the latest patch to Faulty Apprentice: Chapter One! What's new about it? Hah! I thought you would never ask! Allow me to list them in a convenient easy to read format below:
Notable Edits & Changes since last update:
Magic Instructor: "Nyah! My tummy feels cold all of a sudden! Should I stop?"
Sure enough the cat girl's shirt vanishes into thin air! Startled by the sudden lack of bodily coverage, Sunny tries to peek down at herself. Suspecting if the poor girl realized her clothes were disappearing, she would stop the spell halfway, you need to come up with a plan quick! Perhaps if you were to offer her some words of comfort, she can continue the Teleportation Spell...
Commen...
2018-10-18 21:38:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Magic Instructor: "Nyah, okay, Apprentice. Here it goes..."
The young mage begins to chant the Spell words as the air begins to swirl around her. Listening to the girls chant, you can't help but feel she is holding back. Perhaps if you encouraged the Magic Instructor, her spell will begin to take effect...?
Comment below with your words of encouragement for Sunny! The more encouragement Sunny gets, the more parts of her uniform will disapp...
2018-10-18 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Sunny: "Nya! I think Eleanna is the best! Wouldn't you agree? You probably knew that already since she's assigned as the Archery Instructor. Aside from being exceptionally good in archery. She also has the ability to conjure Spirit Magic! Not even Durandall has meowstered that Skill. To me, that's impressive! Nya! She also pats my head and gives me her fish rations sometimes. I know some think she's mean and scary, and I actually used to think that too... But I know she has the ...
2018-10-16 22:25:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Please enjoy the panties only version of this sketch, because you guys earned it! In case you missed it, you can take on the last Weekend Challenge [ here ]
Story version coming with full painting!
Comment below what you think is happening in this scene or what the Magic Instructor's dialogue will be. Hit that Like button 2018-10-14 16:40:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Answer Status: S U N L I G H T (completed)
Comment below to guess a Letter for the answer.
*One Guess per person.
Hit that Like button if you know the answer!
Unlock Reward: Panties Only version for all tiers! **UNLOC...
2018-10-14 00:09:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Story version coming with full painting!
Comment below what you think is happening in this scene or what the Magic Instructor's dialogue will be. Hit that Like button to let us know you're having fun!
Fully painted versions coming next to all tiers!
Thank you for supporting Faulty Apprentice on Patreon!
Art by: Dinmoney
2018-10-12 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Story version coming with full painting!
Comment below what you think is happening in this scene or what the Magic Instructor's dialogue will be. Hit that Like button to let us know you're having fun!
Fully nude version coming to $10+ tiers
Thank you for supporting Faulty Apprentice on Patreon!
Art by: Dinmoney
2018-10-11 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Popular Choice: "We're all friends."
Eleanna
"Yeah, you're right."
"Since we're all friends it's probably alright if I tell you."
"Well, Hilde told me, that guy used to be a member of the River Rats."
"You know? The gang of bandits that attacked the Bunny Burrow three years ago."
"Even though they served time and are supposed to be our allies..."
"He's still the guy that robbed her sister!"
"Seeing the guy just laughing and drinking away l...
Hail valiant Knights! Your good friend and humble narrator, Din here to deliver the latest patch to Faulty Apprentice: Chapter One! While the majority of time was spent addressing many small bugs, there are some big changes I would like to mention.
- Stats should now be raising/decreasing properly!
- Sword Training Combos working again and Lizard should not be causing problems. Unless you don't like reptiles.
- You can n...
2018-10-09 21:44:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Story version coming with full painting!
Comment below what you think is happening in this scene or what the Magic Instructor's dialogue will be. Hit that Like button to let us know you're having fun!
No panties version coming to $5+ tiers
Fully nude version coming to $10+ tiers
Thank you for supporting Faulty Apprentice on Patreon!
Art by: Dinmoney
2018-10-09 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Apprentices! Now that Faulty Apprentice: Chapter One is in the alpha stages, it's only a matter of time before we release it to the public (replacing the current itchio demos). But before we can do that, we need to get you all Trained up! So we will be making the Sword, Archery and Mage Training Beta's available to play on Itch.io!
The Training betas feature the new mini-games made with the Unity engine. Which means they are better, stro...
2018-10-08 14:07:42 +0000 UTC View PostDreaming peacefully of the wonderful women of Stars Reach, you are prematurely awakened from your slumber. With eyes opening to the pitch black of night, you instinctively gulp down half a breath just before a clammy palm slaps down onto your lips.
???: Apprentice! It's me! Shush-shush! Shush...
Continuing to inhale through your nostrils, the smell of pipe-weed and ...
2018-10-06 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Eleanna: "I usually try to stay out of drama, but I had to say something to the First Guard."
"You know, about how Hilde was demoted to Last Guard."
"Just because he was a Soldier from Fort Isaac there's all this stupid protocol or whatever."
"If you ask me she deserves a promotion for what she did."
"Like, what if it was your Village?"
"You can't really blame her."
"What?! No! Of course she wasn't flirting with that jerk!"
"The stupid Fox is just saying tha...
Greetings Soldiers! Your good friend and humble writer, Din here to congratulate you all on the final reward for the Sword Instructor Splash Art Challenge! This is the first art exclusive to the $10+ tiers, so hopefully you you feel extra special (=
Comment below to congratulate your fellow Knights for making it this far, or to say thank you to the brave soldiers that unlocked this art.
Also, let us know what you think of the whole "2018-10-04 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Soldiers! Your good friend and humble writer, Din here to be the first to congratulate you all on the 2nd reward for the Sword Instructor Splash Art Challenge! Again, just in case you missed it last post, a few words from your Commander.
Royal Commander: "Well done supporting your Captain as she faces her enemy. While you all shall receive what was promised,...
2018-10-03 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Soldiers! Your good friend and humble writer, Din here to be the first to congratulate you all on the the Sword Instructor Splash Art Challenge! Now without any further ado, a few words from your Commander.
Royal Commander: "Well done supporting your Captain as she faces her enemy. While you all shall receive what was promised, no effort for Stars Reach goes...
2018-10-02 07:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
What's more dangerous, the Jesika or the Din? Spend an hour with the Paramedium devs and see if you have what it takes to survive =P
Twitch Channel [ here ]
For the month of October, Paramedium will be Free to Play on itchio via the 2018-10-01 20:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post