Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and humble swordsman, Din here to share some exciting news. To celebrate our crossover with Shady Corner Games we are giving away one (1) copy of Lewdware featuring the Sword Instructor!
Lewdware Game Page [ here ] 2018-05-26 20:03:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Cinder Guard: "Do not falter, Apprentice. If you lose focus now, it will be certain death."
1. Maintain eye contact!
2. Close your eyes!
3. Quickly glance down!
Comment with your choice and hit the Like button to show your support!
G'day Apprentices! Your quiet and humble member of the AGL team, Jesika here to share this new art of the fiery guard in Faulty Appre...
2018-05-25 07:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and humble banner-man, Din here to give the first look at one of the recent additions coming to Faulty Apprentice. The all mighty Banners!
Originally, banners were going to be linked to Equipment. So if you were using Sword & Shield, you would have the Sword (blue) banner. If you were using Book & Scroll, you would have Mage (yellow), Archer (green) and so on. This was cool, but wanting to give you the player as much freedo...
2018-05-24 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Cinder Guard: "We that wield the flame, must discharge or risk combustion. I dare not risk endangering the Mana Stone, so I would need someone to absorb the blast. Mortal man suffer from merely a glimpse of my power.... but since you are the great wizard, Durandall's apprentice, you should have nothing to fear. Correct?"
1. Alright, bring the flames on!
2. I do not want to go through this!
3. *p...
Greeting Apprentices! Your good friend and humble team leader, Din here to call for aid. Faulty Apprentice production is ramping up, and we are looking for interns to join our small team. We thought there was no better place to start our search than our Patreon supporters. As the game gets bigger, the amount of tasks grows. As much as we want to do everything ourselves, it’s not time efficient. That’s where you interns come in!
Specific skills we are looking for:
Greetings Apprentices, your good friend and humble sell out, Din here to share this little Faulty Apprentice crossover game made by Shady Corner Games! Now before you all rush to grab your swords, I would like to take this opportunity to speak a bit on how our relationship with Shady Corner began... began… began…
Long long ago, when the FA demo was just a little farm boy, Shades made a youtube review on his, Dat Game series [ 2018-05-21 19:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Making your way up to the Royal Tower, you come to a grand hallway unlike you have ever seen. A faint perfume, mixed with the smell of cakes and fruit, floats through the air. Blue carpet runs over the stone floor as huge paintings and tapestries line the walls.
Amidst the dripping regality to this place, a giant man in soldier's uniform stands guard in front an ornate pink door. As you tentatively step out from the stairway, a scratchy iron voice echoes through out the chamber.
Dark Elf Prisoner: "This simple riddle is no match for the intellect of the great Durandall's apprentice, yes?"
Comment with your answer and don't forget to hit that Like button if you want more Riddle games with the Dark Elf!
Dark Elf Riddle Game 1 [ here ]
2018-05-19 17:30:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Cinder Guard: "Do not falter, Apprentice. If you lose focus now, it will be certain death."
1. Maintain eye contact!
2. Close your eyes!
3. Quickly glance down!
Comment with your choice and hit the Like button to show your support!
G'day Apprentices! Your quiet and humble member of the AGL team, Jesika here to share this new art of the fiery guard in Faulty Appre...
2018-05-18 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Apprentices! Your friendly member of the AGL team and bird lover, Jesika here to invite you to check out the auditions for the Traveling Merchant. Submissions are trickling in, and we have our favorites, but we'd like to hear yours! Leave a comment on this post which VA you want to take on the role and why!
Check out the official audition page on CastingCallClub <...
2018-05-16 02:59:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Cinder Guard: "We that wield the flame, must discharge or risk combustion. I dare not risk endangering the Mana Stone, so I would need someone to absorb the blast. Mortal man suffer from merely a glimpse of my power.... but since you are the great wizard, Durandall's apprentice, you should have nothing to fear. Correct?"
1. Alright, bring the flames on!
2. I do not want to go through this!
3. *position...
Goth Guard: “I guess its not totally lame having a male prisoner. Why don’t we start with a strip search? ...What? I don’t care if the other prisoner is watching. Just do it. The First Guard will be doing her rounds soon.”
Comment with your choice and hit the Like button to show your support!
Greetings Apprentices! Your good fri...
2018-05-11 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Goth Guard: “I guess its not totally lame having a male prisoner. Why don’t we start with a strip search? ...What? I don’t care if the other prisoner is watching. Just do it. The First Guard will be doing her rounds soon.”
Comment with your choice and hit the Like button to show your support!
Greetings Apprentices! Your g...
2018-05-10 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Cinder Guard: "We that wield the flame, must discharge or risk combustion. I dare not risk endangering the Mana Stone, so I would need someone to absorb the blast. Mortal man suffer from merely a glimpse of my power.... but since you are the great wizard, Durandall's apprentice, you should have nothing to fear. Correct?"
1. Alright, bring the flames on!
2. I do not want to go through this! <...
Goth Guard: “I guess its not totally lame having a male prisoner. Why don’t we start with a strip search? ...What? I don’t care if the other prisoner is watching. Just do it. The First Guard will be doing her rounds soon.”
Comment with your choice and hit the Like button to show your support!
Greetings Apprentices! Your good fri...
2018-05-07 07:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
How well do you know Faulty Apprentice? Find out by taking this Pop Quiz and Commenting below with your answers!
1. What type of magicians wear pointy hats that drape down to one side, similar to nightcap? *include the reason why for extra credit!
2. What are the ingredients needed to make Wax Ear Plugs? *Three ingredients total
3. What was the Doll's previous Job before being assigned to the Castle Guard? *Include the reason why she was fired for extra credi...
2018-05-05 18:51:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Goth Guard: “I guess its not totally lame having a male prisoner. Why don’t we start with a strip search? ...What? I don’t care if the other prisoner is watching. Just do it. The First Guard will be doing her rounds soon.”
Comment with your choice and hit the Like button to show your support!
Greetings Apprentices! Your good fri...
2018-05-04 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Goth Guard: “I guess its not totally lame having a male prisoner. Why don’t we start with a strip search? ...What? I don’t care if the other prisoner is watching. Just do it. The First Guard will be doing her rounds soon.”
Comment with your choice and hit the Like button to show your support!
Greetings Apprentices! Your good fri...
2018-05-02 07:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Archery Instructor: "Your form is still wrong! Turn your head. Raise your elbow."
Apprentice: "Ah, that tickles."
Not having experience with women in such close proximity, you forget that keeping an arrow drawn requires a lot of focus. Neither of you noticed the bowstring caught on the Instructor's buckle when you involuntarily loose an arrow. Like a drawbridge flinging open you, the elf's top snaps off to reveal two wonderful shapes.
Arche...
2018-04-30 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
While some Apprentices stayed in the comfort of their room when the Goblin Thief stole all the T-Shirts, others rose to action! Despite their broken equipment these brave Apprentices chased down the shirt stealing goblin and dealt him a solid wallop.
Searching the Goblins unconscious body, one Apprentice found a silver coin, another found a dead lizard. However, one lucky Appr...
2018-04-28 20:11:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Apprentices! Your humble friend and quiet team member of the AGL, Jesika here, to wish you a happy Friday<3
First topic is our T-shirt Giveaway! Being you all are familiar with Patreon and what means to creators, I will simply say "Thank you" on behalf of the team. We look forward to producing more awesome content for you all in the future. You have 12 hours left to enter the 2018-04-27 19:26:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Nyah nyah-nyah nyahnyahnyahnyahnyah-- *cough-cough* Excuse me. What I meant to say was… Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and cutest member of the AGL Team, Jesika here to introduce the new Mage Training Beta! Now, I know you are all eager to bust out your spell books and start getting all magical up in here, but before that, there’s a few cool new features we want to bring to your attention!
New Features to Faulty Apprentice:
- Dragon!! Woops,...
2018-04-27 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Reading is FUN T-shirt Available on our Redbubble [ here ] 🐱
Magic Instructor: "I never realized there are so many different books in the Mage Tower. *purrs* Durandall always said I was not old enough to read through his books, but look at this one! It's an 'Incomplete Record of Tales From ...
2018-04-23 20:23:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Archery Instructor: "Your form is still wrong! Turn your head. Raise your elbow."
Apprentice: "Ah, that tickles."
Not having experience with women in such close proximity, you forget that keeping an arrow drawn requires a lot of focus. Neither of you noticed the bowstring caught on the Instructor's buckle when you involuntarily loose an arrow. Like a drawbridge flinging open you, the elf's top snaps off to reveal two wonderful shapes.
Arche...
2018-04-23 07:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblin: "Suprise-sa!!! Me takes tshirts! Is mine now!! Haha! Butt ugly man-boy no have tshirts!"
1. Use Sword & Shield to...!
2. Use Bow & Arrow to...!
3. Use Book & Scroll to...!
4. Use Cloak & Dagger to...!
It is I, your humble and helpless AGL team member, Jesika! I'm writing this post to ask for your help! Those darn Goblins surprise attacked our studio (again) and have...
2018-04-22 00:49:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Apprentices! Your good friend and humble curator, Din here, to wish you a happy friday, and give you the low down on another busy week at AGL Studios. First topic is last weekends Urgent Job request from the great Wizard, Durandall. It seems like he needs help with something really important. Good luck brave, Apprentices that go with him!
Next is some super exciting news. ...
2018-04-20 15:05:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings magical Apprentices! Your good friend and humble Wizard, Din here to request you all make a note in your official Stars Reach Soldier Calendar for the new and improved Mage Training! Starting next week!
You've probably heard other soldiers talking about how Vaultes is the most powerful Dark Sorcerer in the history of the realm. For that reason the Royal Commander has ordered all Knights to attend the upcoming Magical Training. While some of you may not have a knack f...
2018-04-19 15:46:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and humble shirt-smith, Din here to kick off another T-Shirt Give Away!!
Even though true heroes like yourselves would never expect a reward for your deeds, we know adventure comes at the cost of your equipment. We hope you will accept this small armor upgrade as a token of gratitude and thank you for your continued service to Stars Reach. (=
We are Raffling off a Faulty Apprentice 2018-04-18 14:55:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Standing with along side the other Captains, you overhear the Commander whisper something under her breath.
Royal Commander: "Curse the Alchemist for the lewd nature of this armor..."
As the Commander takes breath for what you anticipate to be a rallying speech, you can't help but notice something wrong with her armor. Against all better judgement, its almost as if the dark metal and cloth surrounding her is moving. At first it seemed to be the wind, but now that you loo...
2018-04-17 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and humble cat lover, Din here to invite you to check out the auditions for the Black Cat. There are so many good ones, and we have our favorites, but we'd like to hear yours! Leave a comment on this post which VA you want to take on the role and why!
Check out the official audition page on CastingCallClub <...
2018-04-15 19:08:58 +0000 UTC View Post