Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! Stream postponed to next week so Jes and I can spend time with the family.
Feedback Friday! TGIF! Its that time of the week where we reach out to the community (that's you!) for feedback. If you have any questions, ideas, comments or complaints about Faulty Apprentice, Paramedium, Kickstarter, Patreon, gamedev, art or whatever really, the floor is yours!
2017-11-24 20:32:56 +0000 UTC
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Thanks to previous booty poll, we are doing 2nd round!
Cheer on your favorite booty by commenting below! (_(__|
This is either an easy choice or the toughest decision of your life! So good luck, Apprentices!
2017-11-20 22:06:42 +0000 UTC
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Our issue with linking Patreon to Itchio has been resolved. Now all our games (including the Faulty Apprentice NSFW Demo) are connected to Patreon! *You will still need an account on itch.io as well

Faulty Apprentice NSFW Demo Patreon Access
Use this link ^^^^^^^
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2017-11-18 00:20:54 +0000 UTC
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Bad news is the Link to connect Ithio with Patreon is currently not working for the Faulty Apprentice NSFW Demo. The good news though is we found why its not working, and even better news, we have a solution!! However, there is sliiiightly small bad news that it will take some time to solve.. But still more good news than bad overall, right? XD
Thanks for your patience!
Feedback Friday!
TGIF! Its that time of the week where we reac...
2017-11-17 19:51:10 +0000 UTC
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Merchant: "Please, Apprentice, help me! They're running off with all of my food!"
Minigame test coming to $10 tier at the end of the month~<3
Thanks for everyone that joined the Tea Party Stream! Jes and I have never felt so sophisticated. Pinkies up to you all! =D
Let us know what you think in the Comments section and don't forget to hit that Like button!
Thanks for supporting us on Patre...
2017-11-13 00:53:42 +0000 UTC
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Please bring your own tea. We'll bring the cake!
din + jes
2017-11-10 22:12:33 +0000 UTC
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TGIF! Its that time of the week where we reach out to the community (that's you!) for feedback. If you have any questions, ideas, comments or complaints about Faulty Apprentice, Paramedium, Kickstarter, Patreon, gamedev, art or whatever really, the floor is yours! Just don't ask for spoilers XD
Other News:
- Traveling Merchant illustration:
2017-11-10 14:55:01 +0000 UTC
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Merchant: "Please, Apprentice, help me! They're running off with all of my food!"
NSFW version for $5+ tiers [View here]~<3
Minigame test coming to $10 tier at the end of the month~<3
Stream at 2-4pm! (pst California time)
Let us know what you think in the Comments section and don't forget to hit that Like button!
Thanks f...
2017-11-10 08:31:43 +0000 UTC
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Merchant: "Please, Apprentice, help me! They're running off with all of my food!"
Rope-only for $2+ tiers [View here]~<3
NSFW version for $5+ tiers [View here]~<3
Mini-game test coming to $10 tier at the end of the month~<3
Stre...
2017-11-09 04:21:46 +0000 UTC
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Attention nerds- I mean mage apprentices!
We want to hear from YOU!
In your opinion, what are two -must have- spells that a mage apprentice should learn?
Let us know by commenting on this post, and you never know, you might cast it in-game! :D

Cheers!
din + jes
2017-11-06 08:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Nina: "Thanks for letting me stay at your place. You don't have to sleep on the floor if you don't want to. Its your bed after all..."
NSFW version attached~<3
Dev Comments:
Another Halloween season has come and gone, so we wont be seeing the Paramedium characters until next year T_T
If you haven't played the Paramedium games yet (they are non-h) we invite you to give them a try! As sad as I am to see them go, I am excited t...
2017-11-04 06:08:20 +0000 UTC
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TGIF! Its that time of the week where we reach out to the community (that's you!) for feedback. If you have any questions, ideas, comments or complaints about Faulty Apprentice, Paramedium, Kickstarter, Patreon, gamedev, art or whatever really, the floor is yours! Just don't ask for spoilers XD
Other News:
- Paramedium 2: Now that the Halloween season has ended, d...
2017-11-03 20:27:41 +0000 UTC
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Nina: "Hey, Lance? Now is it alright if I stay at your place till our next assignment?"
Tie only & NSFW version coming to $5+ tier tomorrow!
Dev Comments:
Another Halloween season has come and gone, so we wont be seeing the Paramedium characters until next year.
If you haven't played the Paramedium games yet (they are non-h) we invite you to give them a try! As sad as I am to see them go, I am excited to get back into...
2017-11-03 07:46:55 +0000 UTC
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Nina: "Hey, Lance? Is it alright if I stay at your place till our next assignment?"
Bra only version coming for $2+ tiers! [View here]
Tie only & NSFW version for $5+ tiers+! [View here] <...
2017-11-02 04:02:09 +0000 UTC
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Starting Soon!
Hope your ready to get scared!!
2017-10-27 21:07:31 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone, Jesika here!
We just posted the official Paramedium 2: Girl in the Road trailer!
Please don't forget to give it a thumbs up to show support! 👍
Youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXS-Qv8QX7A
Knight Tier Patrons, please refer to the official Paramedium 2 game post for Link an...
2017-10-27 04:40:06 +0000 UTC
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Check out the official Paramedium 2 game page here!
For Knight Tier Patrons, please refer to the official Paramedium 2 game post for Link and Offer code to get your FREE copy!
Other News:
Stream coming tomorrow!! J...
2017-10-26 22:24:13 +0000 UTC
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Please help yourself to our games on itchio by claiming a unique download key below:
Paramedium 2 PC + Mac ver.
(Connect your Patreon account to itchio to get access!)
Update - 10/24/17
- Cell bug
- Animation on minigame
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Let us know what you think in the Comments<...
2017-10-24 04:34:24 +0000 UTC
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Paramedium 2 testing is now complete! Please click on the link below for the official post> Paramedium 2
*Reminder this is a Patreon Exclusive beta, please do not share online.

Comment below with any bugs so we can address them officially. F...
2017-10-23 00:03:31 +0000 UTC
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The Lance path of Paramedium 2 is now available for testing! Please see the Nina Path for latest build! Here
*Reminder this is a Patreon Exclusive beta, please do not share online.
2017-10-21 21:32:51 +0000 UTC
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TGIF! Its that time of the week where we reach out to the community (that's you!) for feedback. If you have any questions, ideas, comments or complaints about Faulty Apprentice, Paramedium, Kickstarter, Patreon, gamedev, art or whatever really, the floor is yours! Just don't ask for spoilers XD
Other News:
- Paramedium 2: Calling all Knights! We a...
2017-10-20 07:52:14 +0000 UTC
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Dark Elf: "Ah, my faithful Apprentice, you have brought me a flower, yes? Now, I need you to... bring me the Kingdom."
Let us know what you think in the Comment section! And don't forget to hit that Like button!
Thanks everyone that came to the stream! If you missed it, you can watch the video here
2017-10-17 04:34:57 +0000 UTC
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Dark Elf: "Ah, my faithful Apprentice, you have brought me a flower, yes? Now, I need you to..."
Finish her sentence in the Comment section! And don't forget to hit that Like button!
NSFW version coming tomorrow to $5+ tiers~<3
Thanks everyone that came to the stream! If you missed it, you can watch the video here<...
2017-10-16 03:45:46 +0000 UTC
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Hope to see you there!
2017-10-14 02:00:01 +0000 UTC
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My Dad has been ill for past few weeks and we thought he was getting better but its really bad today. Jes and I need to run errands for him since he is bed ridden. We need to postpone Stream till 7pm (pst).
Very sorry for the inconvenience and thank you for understanding )=
din + jes (team AGL)
2017-10-13 19:01:26 +0000 UTC
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Cast your Vote!
Don't forget to press that Like button and Comment below to let us know you are hyped!! =D
2017-10-10 19:37:17 +0000 UTC
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Full character art for May's in-game sprite. Hope you like her design! Let us know what you think in the Comments and don't forget to hit that Like button (=
Artist Comments:
Wow this was surprisingly hard to draw. You spend your life learning ultra fantasy babe-iliscious body types, made it challenging to dial back and not make her sexy XD Very happy with the result in the end. Look forward to introducing her in-game!
Testing...
2017-10-04 03:27:40 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the inconvenience! Please skip to 9:00 min mark on the stream!! Thank you!
WATCH REPLAY: https://www.crowdcast.io/e/fa-princess-dessert
Trying for 3rd time... hope to see you there! NSFW WARNING
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2017-09-29 21:27:43 +0000 UTC
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Hope to see you there! Will have official post at the time of stream (=
Bring cake!
2017-09-29 09:15:38 +0000 UTC
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This debate started in our Discord chat.
We feel that this is an important vote and it needs to be official! XD
I know this either an easy choice or the toughest decision of your life! So good luck, Apprentices!
Cheer on your favorite booty by commenting below! (_(__|
2017-09-27 22:33:33 +0000 UTC
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