Dear Insane Children,
Another week... another attempt at hosting a live stream! Can we avoid Covid Lockdowns? Will Martin survive the journey south to American's home? And is there a right way to murder your best-friend-sidekick-rabbit-plush-buddy (even if it's all just symbolic and imagined)? All these questions (AND MORE!) are answered (maybe) in today's update!
So... let's go ahead and set a time in our calendar for a Live Stream this week. ...
2022-07-19 14:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Font Lord here with the results of the poll for the next set of art prints.
As usual, some surprises here as to what did make it and what didn't.
But there's got to be winners and losers.
So, here we go...
As you can see in the header image for this post, we have The End of Madness.
This will be the next print for July Patrons charged in August.
And here are the following prints.
August Patrons charged in Septem...
2022-07-14 02:26:39 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
This post contains spoilers and a gory image of Shadow Alice stabbing something cute... with blood and stuff. So... you've been warned.
But it also contains an interesting question and conversation around where we draw the lines with regards to gore, violence, etc.
Here's the (text) excerpt from the design for this section of the game:
40.4) Closing Chapter Illustration // Alice Kills the Rabbit - Page 148-...
2022-07-14 01:01:29 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Font Lord here with that most difficult of questions I ask you twice a year, "What prints will we have as the next Patreon rewards?"
This time around, we only need the top 5, as some of you may remember from the last time I asked this, we already have October's 'Double Print' decided on, in this post 2022-07-09 15:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Well. That didn't go as planned. We thought we were finally going to do a live stream this week and then...
All sorts of things around the city are shutting down. Lots of our friends are telling us that their employers are telling them "DON'T Come to work these days! (Work from home)!" And a few of our friends are now locked inside High Risk Zones where actual Covid cases have been detected.
So the risks now greatly outweigh the benefi...
2022-07-06 08:31:20 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
I saw some of your comments suggesting you might cancel other plans or take off work or something just to catch our live stream on Thursday (Wednesday in the US). So I want to keep you up to date...
This is actually kinda crazy... we've been holding off on doing another live stream out of concern that there might be another sudden Covid lockdown. That would result in Martin getting trapped in the house with us. The horror.
So we waited... an...
2022-07-05 23:23:01 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
IT'S BACK! We're going to do a LIVE STREAM! YAyayayayyaya!
It's been forever! Shanghai went into a Covid lockdown for 2 months. And then we've done a wait-and-see for a few weeks to make sure another lockdown doesn't hit us... but it's looking good.
We're living in a New Normal where our ability to move around the city is linked to showing our QR-Code Test Results on a phone app. But you do the tests and you show yo...
2022-07-05 14:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone,
Alex here (Lead Designer, Co-Writer, + misc.) with a big mid-year update on the Alice: Asylum Pre-Production Project.
Important; this post includes a new Design Bible PDF WIP download.
Patreon displays PDF attachments in small, underlined text at the VERY end of the posts, so scroll all the way down and click that link to download it. It is best viewed on your Desktop.
This...
2022-07-04 23:56:54 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Without revealing too much of the actual story (spoilers), I thought to share some of the illustrations by Omri from the ending scenes of the game. Here's the art request outline for this section:
45.2) Alice locates Angela / Narrative Closing Scenes - Page 165-166 (v2.1)
Art Briefing and Output:
(Render at least 2x Images)
Render the closing scenes of Alice's journey in Asylum.
Image ...
2022-06-28 00:51:55 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Font Lord here.
Just letting you know that once again we have run out of art print shelf space so have retired a bunch of prints to make space for new future awesome ones.
Let's all press F to pay our respects!

The 4 prints in this post are now no longer available individually and I have created a couple of "Double Tube" products on Mysteri...
2022-06-23 09:03:51 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
For those of you who didn't want to click on the previous post (because spoilers) but felt left out because you didn't get to see some awesome art...
I got you covered!
Here's a new illustration from Joey of a Giant Alice with CAKE in hand...
Joey says:
Alice holding a piece of disgusting cake in her hand, she is huge right now, her house shattered into pieces, black tentacles dancing behind her.
Ind...
2022-06-17 00:50:39 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
I don't know if you know this (I think many of you do) but the Alice series is extremely cathartic for me. Because, as a child, I was abused in many ways - psychological, physical, and sexual. And by a wide variety of people - family members, caretakers, and strangers.
(trigger warning - sexual abuse stuff)
Last night, I had a nightmare about one instance. And I woke up this morning feeling angry, sad, and generally upset.
I thought back to a few ...
2022-06-17 00:09:58 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
As Martin mentioned in the last update, we are "free" - but some of us are freer than others. While it's true that we have freedom to move around the city... I'm lacking in a certain critical freedom unique to our household: Freedom to Sleep!
I guess you could say I am free *from* sleep. I don't even know if I am making sense. What I'm trying to say is, Leeloo is keeping us awake all day and night. Compared to Lucky, she's a handful (multiple hand...
2022-06-07 23:34:00 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Font Lord here.
It's been a while since we chatted :)
Just letting you know that now Shanghai lockdown is pretty much over, we are all trying to get back on top of things, which of course means clearing the backlog of Patreon rewards.
So those of you who have been waiting on the last few months of prints (that you can see in this post), and also those of you at the 3x$35 level, do not fret, we'll be sending these out in...
2022-06-07 03:03:51 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
You've heard of Chekhov's Gun...
...a dramatic principle that suggests that details within a story or play will contribute to the overall narrative. This encourages writers to not make false promises in their narrative by including extemporaneous details that will not ultimately pay off by the last act, chapter, or conclusion. (2022-06-01 00:48:29 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Here's an update to the updated Hysteria Dress design by Omri.
Of this new design he says:
i read all the comments and suggestions and the one common theme was to totally ditch the original design and create it a new. because all the comments were about the things i actually KEPT 🤦♂️. yes it's based off a straightjacket which they usually have a flat hard front and a complex back. i also believe once i'll get to the art ...
2022-05-21 03:12:33 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
This image - is from Omri - and is an attempt at a redesign of the Hysteria Dress for Alice: Asylum.
Omri felt there were certain elements "lacking" in the design seen in Alice: Madness Returns.
I like this new version but I told Omri we really need fan input on this sort of thing so... let us know in the comments what you think!
From Shanghai still in Lockdown,
-American
2022-05-18 00:52:11 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Things have been a bit hectic here in Shanghai since the arrival of the new baby! And I apologize for being a bit slow on posting to Patreon as a result. But just because I'm distracted by Baby Things doesn't mean our team of artists and designers is slacking off!
Main image above is a collab between Adam and Omri - depicting this scene from the Narrative Outline:
A FINAL INTERMISSION (HUB-WORLD)
2022-05-16 14:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Here's the latest Patron Exclusive track from the most recent video trailer for the Patrons: Save Yourself Alice (The Fire) by Alex.
This was meant to be posted alongside the last big update from Alex... but got lost in the madness. Better late than never.
From Shanghai with Love,
-American
2022-05-09 01:29:06 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Say hello to your newest co-inmate in the Asylum!
张玲珑 - (Leeloo McGee) arrived at 10PM Beijing Time on Tuesday, May 3rd, 2022!
She was 3.82kg and 51cm at birth. And arrived after an extremely quick labor/delivery of ~2 hours!
We've been a little preoccupied (as you might imagine) since her arrival. And just now starting to get back into the regular work groove. That means catching up on emails, clearing out old creative tasks, etc...
2022-05-09 00:01:27 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone,
Alex here again (Lead Designer, Co-Writer, + misc.) with something we would like your feedback on. Huge spoilers for anyone who scrolls down on this one, so you've been warned.
------ SCROLL DOWN ------
Still here?
We're talking final bosses in this one.
Preliminary work is currently being undertaken to land on the visual sty...
2022-05-06 15:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone,
Alex here (Lead Designer, Co-Writer, + misc.) with a fresh Design Bible Update hot out of the oven.
New video and music content are above.
The real meat of this post will be in the new Design Bible Sample PDF download at the bottom of this post.
Scroll down. Hit download. Let us know your thoughts.
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WHERE ARE WE AT?:
Sh...
2022-04-25 23:07:23 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Sometimes the only way we get to new and interesting places is through a journey in which we must sacrifice a great amount. In the modern world, that might mean investing the time and money to fly halfway around the world. Or sailing for a week to a remote island. Or hiking for days to a secluded mountaintop. But what if you lived on the featureless plains and Kansas and wanted to get somewhere REALLY interesting?
Some news illustrations from Gareth pai...
2022-04-25 22:27:30 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Thank you, for all the great feedback on the last Crowd Design post! Omri took that feedback and created a new version of Alice's "End Credits" dress (main image above).
And he also delivered an illustration for the "Angela" character who appears in the end scene.

Alex's response to seeing the Angela illustration is worth sharing:
2022-04-20 23:34:02 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Here's a fun Crowd Design for you all to work on... What sort of dress would Alice wear at the end of Asylum? Here's the scene setup from the Narrative Outline:
AFTER CREDITS SCENE
LONDON - HOME FOR WAYWARD CHILDREN (DAY)
After the credits roll, a secret ending scene plays out.
The scene opens to a beautiful, English countryside home. Green, lush, gorgeous and...
2022-04-19 02:49:56 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Here's an update to yesterday's post where I shared details about our Dorothy character from OZ: Adventures. Omri had a look at your comments and made changes - resulting in what I think (?) is a final design for this character.
Let us know in the comments below what you think! For my part: I love her!
Excellent work, Omri!
Controversy
And a point of interest generated by some of the comments ov...
2022-04-12 00:44:40 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
The story I'm writing for Oz: Adventures features an ensemble cast. Sorta like the TV show "Game of Thrones" - there's not (at least initially) a "main" character. There are many characters each with their own unique backstories. And over time, we'll explore each of them against the backdrop of challenges provided by the Land of Oz.
So... Dorothy Hale is in Oz: Adventures and she's one of the main characters but not THE Main Character. Omri sent o...
2022-04-10 22:44:47 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Omri delivered the final render of "The Black Book" illustration. And it's beautiful! In this scene, we see Alice confronted with the written record of Bumby and Radcliffe's nefarious business. All those children - kidnapped, brainwashed, and sold like cattle. Someone needs a good revenge killing!

Adam also delivered a final render of a scene from Londerl...
2022-04-06 02:33:31 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
While Alex has provided you with some excellent updates on the progress he and the team are making on the Alice: Asylum Design Bible, I wanted to give you an update on Oz and Life in Lockdown.

(Alice views the Little Black Book of Radcliffe - WIP f...
2022-03-31 00:22:56 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Font Lord here with the usual quick monthly reminder of what print is next.
As you can see above, it is the rather dynamic "Jabberwock Battle".
This is for March Patrons charged in April.
So you have 2 days left to change your tier if you like the look of this print, and yes, as usual, it will also become a choice for the 3x$35 tier patrons too.
That is all :)
- Cheers
2022-03-29 06:22:45 +0000 UTC
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