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The Autism Power Hour 1: Dattebayo's Remorse

i'm trying out the pun names. what do we think? anyway it's just me and andy again this time talking about Naruto

October Patroncast suggestions!

Sorry this is so late! I have a Job now. just a movie please! (or if you have an idea for debate/high-concept episode or something do that)

Get Cynical: Smiley

New frontiers of gaslighting in this one

The Debate of All Time - Vote

who won the first Debate of All Time? was it me (yeah). was it spencer (no). was it andy (literally impossible he wasn't even debating). let us know ONLY AFTER you've listened to the episode

The Debate of All Time: Chicken, Fried?

were trying out something new. let us know in the comments if you hate it OR dm andy on twitter

The Streaming Wars: A New Hope

can you tell that we all kind of gave up on this one

Get Cynical: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

mazel tov

The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T

whoever asked for this one: have fun :-)

South Park - Pandemic Specials

there is a bit in here that is so fucking funny. keep an eye out

Get Cynical: YouTube Comedy Week

hope this was worth the delay

Late episode, never worn, dead baby

Hey guys. The next Get Cynical is one of the best we've ever done but our goddamn guest didn't send his fucking audio so we're gonna post tomorrow (Thursday). I realize i've been late a few days in a row now but in my defense i have a life now and i didn't back in June. What are you gonna do, unsubscribe? Please do not do that.

Anyways, look for it soon.

Tropic Thunder feat. @Java_jigga

im not racist. i promise im not racist please dont tell anybody that i say racist things online for money

Red Rocket (2021) feat. Spencer

this was probably on balance the most technically fucked episode we ever recorded so spencer just went & did a solo episode. no idea if its good i straight up did not listen to it. have fun!

Get Cynical - Lights Out

evil child: obliterated

Patroncast Poll

Patroncast Requests

movies only you know the drill

Shut In feat. @HaramCart

i whip out such a good ben shapiro impression in this one that youd think it was 2019

South Park 25th Anniversary Special

absurdly mad that this didnt turn out to be gay & stupid

Get Cynical: Arctic

PLEASE watch Le Trou

Get Cynical out Thursday 8/25

Hey everyone its Spencer. the one with the deep voice and the vocal tic that makes him say "like" all the time. just letting you know that i'm not actually gay i'm engaged to a beautiful woman. also i had to move out today so Get Cynical is gonna be like a day late. i was hoping i could get it done but i was pretty wiped from moving shit. much love

Big Broadway Bonus #1 - Pippin

spencer thought the god damn hobbit was in the show. this fucking guy

Trapped In The Closet feat. Alex "Lowenaffchen" Nichols

they should have gone back to dinosaur times during this. rufus should have invented a time machine to have gay sex with triceratops

promised we'd put this in so check out alex at Fortune Kit or on chapotraphouse - Twitch

Tiebreaker poll

go ahead, make my day

Sixteen Candles feat. Don Boat

she left me hit bc im goofy

Get Cynical - Mystery Team

and so i'm having sex with an albanian woman,

Patroncast poll

Let's go brandon

God Bless America (2011)

were at the cutting edge of countercultural metatextual analysis

Patroncast requests

movies only this month

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

god i am having the worst day at work lol

Get Cynical - Annoying Orange Adventures

These anonymous creatures, he said, may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth.