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February 2025 patreoncast poll

Sorry this wasn't out sooner. We might not do an episode about your chosen film until March. Also, you can vote on as many of the films as you want instead of having to only pick 1 film.

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Film Crit Hulk in: "Smash The Academy!"

this guy STINKS! i'm glad captain america's friend is getting to fight all his bad guys in the movies

note: thank you to Tyler the Destroyer for the PDF

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Get Cynical: Piece by Piece / Better Man

We get HEATED in this one. We ARGUE

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Happy Palentine's Day feat. Hesse Deni

happy palentine's day (different holiday that valentine's day, that takes place two days after)! we love you!

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Get Cynical: Intimidation Game

I read on Kotaku that it was even better than Civilization 5 with the Brave New World Expansion Pack

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Best TGOFV Character

Which character from the podcast do you think is the GOAT? Sound off in the comments if we forgot any.

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Psycho (1960)

in which we introduce another beautiful soul to the ranks of TGOFV Characters

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February patreoncast suggestions

Btw when we do the poll this month it'll allow you to select multiple options when voting for your film, so hopefully you won't have to worry as much about meta-gaming your selected film

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The Billboard Top Ten of 1978 (feat. Alex Nichols)

Hey newbies! Spencer here, this is a series I do with Cole from Marvelous! about the Billboard Top Tens of various years. We have a pretty massive back catalogue of these that you can browse in the Collections tab. We had Alex (Fortune Kit, Chapo) on to talk about the year the Bee Gees rules the world.

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TGOFV Book Club 1.4 - Daydreams & Nostalgia feat. Max Graves

alright baby. we're finally getting somewhere. finally we're getting to some ACTION

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Get Cynical Audio Error

Hello newcomers and oldheads,

I've just learned that the GamerGate episodes all cut off at about an hour fifty. This is an error caused by me and a friend recently remastering the old episodes; it has been fixed. It is not a Patreon deal (though maybe it should have been!). If you came here expecting to hear the rest of those episodes, you can go back and listen to them!

My apologies for the trouble! If you need a refund, message me and we can work something out. But...

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Project X (2012)

this is an evil, evil movie. we need to seal this film in a vault somewhere

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Get Cynical: The "Blurred Lines" Controversy (feat. Hesse)

I know you want it

(Quality is low because Hannah was out of town and Hesse's mic is broken -- try to pretend you're in a Discord call with us. You can pause the episode to riff with us if you wish)

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Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

i don't understand why these boys keep watching these but ultimately? that's something they have to live with

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January 2025 Patreoncast

Alright first poll of the year, here's to starting strong

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Quasar Drift S1E3: The Oxygen Conundrum

in the most dramatic episode yet, our heroes face a profound loss and discover a new horizon..... a horizon smaller than they eye can see!

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Update on Get Cynical

Hey everyone.

Esther is facing an emergency right now and we are not sure when she will be good to record again. We were planning to record GamerGate Episode 7 today (almost all the research is done) but that's going to have to be tabled for a bit. I'll keep you updated about when it's coming, but we don't really have a timetable for now.

Hannah and I will continue to give some bonus episodes—possibly some extras to make up for it, depending on her availability. Billboard episod...

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January Patroncast Requests

Go go go go go go go

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Discord Link For the New Year

Hey guys! Just re-upping Discord access for the new year for those who may not have gotten in earlier or are new to the Patreon. Click on that link right there. That one, right there.

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Get Cynical: Who is Arthur Chu?

As part of our GamerGate coverage, we reviewed the documentary about Arthur Chu.

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I Saw The TV Glow (2024)

last night we let the tv glow fr ❗❗❗

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TGOFV's Official Categorical 2025 Ins / Outs

if we're wrong about any of these, we owe you a refund. hell, we'll go further than that. we'll pay you out of our own pockets. Happy New Year!

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The Billboard Top Ten of 1977 (feat. Hesse)

Audacity is basically not working for me anymore -- time to get a new computer lol

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The War For Christmas - Script

Merry Wokemas, everybody! Hope everyone is having a good holiday, whether you celebrate Christmas or Hannukah or Festivus. For our beloved patrons, we've decided to upload the script for "A War For Christmas - A Daily Wire Film", our holiday special that released today. Hopefully, you can use it to follow along and find some jokes that didn't make it into the final episode!

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Where Are the Podcasts?

Hey all, Spencer here. In case you're wondering where all the podcasts are—the answer is: you're getting something on Christmas day. If you're in the Discord you probably have an idea of what it might be, but that's all I'll say otherwise.

  • There should be a Billboard list coming out this week with Hesse on 1977;

  • Get Cynical will be back next week, likely with a bonus on Who Is Arthur Chu?, then another GamerGate ep hopeful...

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December patreoncast poll

Just a heads up this might be released at some point in early January due to how our schedule is looking.

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The TGOFV Official Gift Guide

if you follow this official gift-giving advice you are guaranteed to get pussy. even the ones for your parents

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Technical Difficulties

Hi everyone! Spencer here. A nightmare scenario has happened: GamerGate Episode 6 was in the tank, ready to be edited, and then Audacity ate the entire project. As such, I have no idea when it will be out. My hope is next week, but no promises there.

To help make up for this, Billboard 1977 with Hesse should be out next week. Fans of Spencer can also enjoy the Chapo series coming out on Wednesday. If you are a Get Cynical-only fan I do recommend the Daydreams & Nostalgia series we'v...

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TGOFV Book Club 1.3 - Daydreams & Nostalgia feat. Alex Branson

if my daughter ever brings home a eunuch i'm disowning her ass

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December Patroncast Requests

Post 'em

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