Contractor
A dumb joke told by a ditz. My spirit animal.
2019-11-20 15:21:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Jackie_Wohlenhaus posts
Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirate's Life For Me
I missed drawing Nina & I really missed her first arc hat. Man, that was so long ago. If I could produce any clothing merch it would be this hat. I'd love for girls to wear cute pirate hats around.
2019-11-13 08:43:37 +0000 UTC View PostBebe Tait?
I can't find the email that went with this, but hopefully you recognize your child.
I would've done the RPG character but I couldn't figure it out.
2019-11-11 07:23:46 +0000 UTC View PostJake
I swear... I feel like I've drawn this one before...
My whole system has been screwed up by no email service working for shit anymore. So I'm hoping this is a new request and I'm not doubling up.
I'd also like to say that it's damn near impossible to type anything out in these post boxes since Patreon updated, or changed, whatever the heck it is they've changed. It's not filling me with confidence.
2019-11-11 07:06:37 +0000 UTC View PostI did an oopsie.
That last post was supposed to go to my super secret patreon, but patreon wouldn't load my user setting so I didn't notice what account I was posting to. It was bound to happen eventually, but tonight was when it did. Anyway, disregard it if it's not your thing. If it is then enjoy a brief bonus post. If you find you can't forgive me then whatever. I'm too old to care about people getting all judgy on me.
2019-11-10 01:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A modest proposal
A reader asked me to help propose to his girlfriend. I said yes, & so did she.
2019-10-24 16:38:13 +0000 UTC View PostSpooky Scary Skeletons
Decided to do something other than warwelves.
2019-10-22 07:38:09 +0000 UTC View PostBig Awooo
Mike has such dark hair I had to lighten it a lot to get it to show in the dark.
He doesn't look scary at all... Just cuddly.
This is clearly not an Underworld movie...
2019-10-19 12:38:13 +0000 UTC View PostSC015 Blue Awooooooo
I haven't been able to sit down and do big Halloween pics this year. Just grabbing time when I can.
2019-10-16 10:39:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Punkin Spice
Where does the flavor come from? Punkin Sprites, obviously.
2019-10-04 03:31:14 +0000 UTC View PostSC015 Trying A Thing
I was trying to find kind of a fun style for side comics so I could produce more stuff faster. I don't think this is it, but I tried. Carol's giving me a young, hot, mom kind of vibe to me here. I guess dressing all my characters in jeans & t shirts is going to cause that... Looking a little thinner than I usually draw her now too, but this is what happens sometimes. You try a thing and maybe it yes, maybe it no.
2019-09-28 01:14:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Who's Reggie?
This sort of comic got into my head & I made mostly to get it out.
2019-09-14 17:55:38 +0000 UTC View Post
SC015 Ethan
Every so often I get one of these that seems cursed. Every time I sat down to do this sketch in particular something would happen. Some minor disaster that kept me from getting it done. I try to squeeze these in between tasks with hard deadlines, so if something pops up I reset it to the next time, but I also try to sprinkle in content everyone can enjoy. I don't know if people really like seeing these. They tend to be a bit hit or miss. My style is very re...
2019-09-07 05:59:11 +0000 UTC View PostAdmin for EU patrons.
I didn't get this as a patron email, so I'm posting the article link here. New EU regulations require more security measures.
https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/360033037812
2019-09-06 00:01:52 +0000 UTC View PostMoomaid 2: Twomaid
I've never had more requests to draw the subject of one of my incredibly stupid puns, but I did it because one person actually asked me very nicely, without being passive aggressive, or sarcastic about it. So here's to you, person who asked with genuine sincerity.
2019-08-31 08:56:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Angela & Husbando
Names changed to protect the innocent. Sort of...
2019-08-24 06:36:53 +0000 UTC View PostBrian
I got about halfway through this and was like "Oof this sucks." But I decided to see if it was just the sketch tricking me & in the end I think it turned out well.
2019-08-21 07:10:15 +0000 UTC View PostDicktective
This isn't a pun, just a one liner I thought of.
2019-08-18 07:38:51 +0000 UTC View PostAlex blue margins
I drew this in a layer under the page I was working on just because I felt like it.
2019-08-15 09:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostGod Of Bunder.
The top quality historical puns you're here for.
2019-08-14 05:14:36 +0000 UTC View Post