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A Pervert's Dream chapter 36 Valiant vs The Saiyan, Goku.

(Brian's P.O.V)

The first clash came suddenly. My elbow found it's way up almost instinctively to block the fist. A fist that cracked my bone and sent a blast of shock through my body. Extremis quickly healed that. The attack - I'd only responded because of danger sense. Goku's hand was pulled back as he brought it up to block a panicked kick. I exerted my full strength through the leg and he was thrown back. He transitioned into a flip mid air to bleed away the momentum and skidded on...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 35 The Z Fighters Assemble!

( Brian's P.O.V)

It wasn't long and I soon managed to gather all the Dragonballs. Even though I'd just gone around the world and it had taken a few hours to get every single ball, I couldn't help but be excited for this. 

You see, I'm sure every anime fan has at one time or other dreamt about collecting the mystical balls for themselves and making a wish. Most would have gone for acquiring the Saiyan, Majin Buu or Frost Demon bloodline but for me…I had a different wish to...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 34 Meeting The Briefs

(Goku's house)

Goku was changing the diapers on a little Gohan when his eyebrows scrunched up in worry. A huge Ki had just suddenly appeared in the outskirts of West City.

That was near where Bulma's house was!

He had a feeling that trouble was coming. Maybe it was time he got in touch with his friends.

Gohan's moving brought Goku's attention back to him.
"No Gohan, hold still will ya buddy? Chichi will be mad if I don't finish cleaning you up."

(Kame Hou...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 33 I Have To Kill Him

(Brian's P.O.V)

I stepped forward and Ajak took a step back.

"Arrrgh!"
Ikaris woke up with a shout from where he was chained.

His familiar disintegrator beams shot towards me but this time an intricate Ki shield appeared to block the attack. It was completely different from my usual yellow constructs. For starters it was translucent and rune like accents covered it's form.
"That's… Thena's power."
Sprite said in shock.
"Close but no. Your friend's weapon...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 32 The Eternals vs Valiant

(General P.O.V)

Ajak's first thought was to stop the fight. She knew it had been a misunderstanding brought about by Kingo's impulsive behavior. Not like anyone could blame him however. All of them were highly strung after the recent numerous fights against the Deviants on earth. 

She ultimately decided to let it all play out. Why? Humans were weak. So how was this human keeping up with them? She needed answers. And most of her questions would only be properly answered if s...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 31 Stranger In A Familiar World.

(Brian's P.O.V)

I was a rare breed. In what way you might ask. Well, Cats and Dogs all equally hate me. Robert Neville, the main character in I Am Legend was still hanging on the trap that had captured him. Even after 5 minutes, I was wary to approach him because his dog was growling at me menacingly. I wasn't afraid of getting bitten, I was afraid of hurting the dog.

"Fuck this."
Fed up, ki binds tightened around her and pushed her to the side.

"Why didn't I do that ...

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A Pervert's Dream Chapter 30 Great Risk...

Hope you guys like it.

(??? P.O.V)

It had been 2 months since my plan had failed. 2 months that I had taken to prepare myself for the monumental task of dealing with a realm lord. My past had shown me that I could be a bit reckless. But due to me being me, I knew I would never stop taking risks. 

Hopefully, what I had planned would work out this time.

I floated calmly above the turbulent ocean waters of the Bermuda triangle. A place that was the graveyard of s...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 29 Start of The Journey

Wow. What a chapter. The damn thing fought with me from yesterday.
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(Brian's P.O.V)

Yellow flashes of electric energy coated my form.
"Here we go. Test number #48."
A trail of energy was left behind as I disappeared from my position instantly. I skidded to a stop about a hundred meters away and looked at the watch on my wrist.
"A 100 meters in half a second. That puts me at just over ...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 28 Completing The Superman Power Set

Sorry guys I know I should update Power Trumps All but I just really had to write this. 
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(Brian's P.O.V)

I looked at myself in the mirror. Gone was the thick costume I'd been using since my debut. The suit I was currently wearing looked form fitting. It hugged my body, showing off the results of countless hours spent honing my body to be a weapon. The blue layered out well with black. The asth...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 27 Time Skip and Birthday Gifts

(Brian's P.O.V)

It had been a month after losing my virginity and things were going great between MJ and I. We weren't in a relationship by any means and instead the hook ups were casual. A friends with benefits sort of thing. 

I'll admit I was worried that either of us would catch feelings and want more but surprisingly, nothing of the sort happened. No dates, no declarations of love or romantic shit was involved. This MJ was totally different from the one in canon. She wa...

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Chapter 58 Magical Metals and The Alliance

(Loki's P.O.V)

"Will you stop that?!"
I shouted at Thor, who was annoying me by nervously tapping his foot on the floor. He thankfully did, only to start again a second later. I had half the mind to blast him away but mother would probably chide me for it. 

"Brother, have I ever told you I value your counsel?"

The foot tapping stopped but Thor's words shocked me. He turned around to address all of us.

"Truly, I value all of your counsel. We've fought, bled...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 26 More Progress and R-18

I'm so sick guys. I've got a nasty flu that doesn't wanna leave me alone.

Anyway, enjoy.

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My situation was...complicated. I didn't know how to act. My family had once told me I had the habit of zoning out and thinking too deeply about things. That had always bothered me and I had sought to change that behavior. So as I stood Infront of MJ's door, I forcefully stomped down on my indecision,...

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Power Trumps All Chapter 57 How Did You Get So Powerful?

Yes! We're back baaaby. Sorry for not updating in the last few days. I've been caught up in the new year celebration. Happy new year guys.

(Jin's P.O.V)

"Well, I definitely wasn't expecting this."

I told the queen as healers took away Thor's unconscious body. 
"You mean the loud cheers and adoration from the spectators."
I nodded. She laughed lightly.
"It's part of the Asgardian culture to praise battle prowess. You beat their God of Thunder and Strength,...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 25 Not Boyfriend Material

Power Trumps All is out of it's break. I'll update it soon.

(Brian's P.O.V)

I agreed to keep in touch with Griffin after he'd requested it. Mostly because there were other factions within the Paladins that were outside the country. Fortunately, he informed me that contact between them and Roland's branch of the Paladin's was minimal. They were at odds with each other due to Roland's stubborn nature and extreme ways. That did little to assure me and I was already planning ahead f...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 24 The End of Paladin

Brian's P.O.V)

We teleported before a hotel in lower Manhattan. 
"That's Paladin's current on site base. I've been tracking their movements for the last few years and this is their base of operations in the US."
"What's their real one?"
I asked while studying the place. It looked fancy. 
"I have an idea but nothing concrete. You ask me, I think it's somewhere under Mount Rushmore."
I rose an eyebrow.

"Really? That's like…"
"Cliche? yeah I know...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 23 The Plan

Chapter 23 The Plan

(Peter's P.O.V)

Harry was acting… different. I mean, it makes sense given the situation, but ever since I'd gotten bitten by that spider I had a feeling for these things. I could notice things faster and clearer than before.  Which is why I felt like my best friend's behavior was strange. 

I decided to hold off on asking any questions however. He was distraught because of his missing his father and he also had the company to worry about. We...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 22 Conviction

Chapter 22 Conviction

Power Trumps All is going to be on a one week break as I try to get A Pervert's Dream to chapter 30 guys. I'm aiming to write every single day so hope you bear with me. Merry Christmas people.

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(Brian's P.O.V)

The next morning saw me stumbling down to the kitchen half asleep. I'd decided to go on a late patrol to clear my head and gotten caught in a drug deal. Leadin...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 21 New Skill, Zenkai

Chapter 21 New skill, Zenkai

(General P.O.V)

The video of the fight between Valiant, Spiderman and The unidentified creature most had taken to call, Doomsday had hit online and was being spread at a frightening pace. New yorkers were restless. Most of the affected had lost loved ones, businesses and homes, which sparked protests across the streets and a rally over at the Central Park. 

Some of the protesters advocated for the government to arrest the 2 vigilantes for...

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Chapter 56 Badass part 2

Chapter 56 Badass part 2

(Jin's P.O.V)

There was a quiet as everyone's eyes widened at the now crowded arena. I smiled and raised a hand in the air as the hundreds of illusions turned to look at me. My fists clenched and a wave of energy washed out. Sand undulated and ripples formed below me before boom! A huge blast knocked everybody away from the center of the Arena. That wasn't even a skill I'd used. I'd just flexed my energy for a brief second. Unleashing it from the tight c...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 20 I'm Not Giving Up!

Chapter 20 I'm Not Giving Up!

(General P.O.V)

The battle to decide the fate of the city was well underway. Humanity had never seen a fight of this magnitude before and it left them all scared, excited and hopeful. Hopeful because their eyes couldn't leave the screen. Couldn't look away from the World's first hero. Valiant was giving it his all against a foe that would have made short work of any nation's army. And it was taking a toll. The live footage taken by the news chopper ...

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Chapter 55 Badass Part 1

Chapter 55 : Badass part 1

(General P.O.V)
(Sif)

The arena was full. The loud clamour of Asgardians ready and waiting to once again witness the superiority of their God of Thunder And Strength, Thor. They loved him, worshipped him and believed in him. Thor was only too quick to take on the Asgardian's adoration and revel in it. He loved his people and was a good person at heart although Sif wished he would let go of his whoring habits and notice her.

She sighed, cutti...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 19: The Desperate Fight

Chapter 19: The desperate fight.

(Brian's P.O.V)

Things… weren't going as planned. A bone spike almost skewered me if it wasn't for the timely intervention of a spider web. The Goblin pulled at the webbing and with it, Spiderman flew towards him from the side delivering a devasting punch to the cheek of our opponent. The Goblin stumbled back and I utilized the opening to send a knee towards his solar plexus. 

The ribs cracked from the full strength and a breath of ...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 18 Confrontation: Advent of The Goblin.

Chapter 18

(Norman Osborn's P.O.V)

He shouted my name out loud. Which means it's only a matter of time before he comes for me. Not to mention someone stole my last batch of the Goblin serum. This has already set me back enough! The threat from Valiant is especially daunting. I can feel the shadow of death hanging on my neck. I can't die! Not yet. I still have a lot more to do. That spiderguy...he was enhanced too just like Valiant. 

And the way Valiant was distraugh...

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Chapter 54 Not Your Average Human

Chapter 54 Not Your Average Human.

(Jin's P.O.V)

"Any ideas?"
I asked Zoren. He looked at me and shook his head as if looking at an idiot.
"What?"
I inquired, a bit miffed at his expression.
"You want to run both of our minds rugged trying to come up with a way to increase the rate of time in a localized area just to get the device to decode the Omnitrix's blueprints faster?"
I nodded.
"Get to the point."
He brought his hands to his temples and rubbed...

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A Pervert's Dream chapter 17 The Deal

Chapter 17 The Deal

(Brian's P.O.V)

Despite being calm outwardly, a turmoil was brewing inside me. I was facing a cosmic being. Uatu was said to be the strongest creature in the galaxy. True Reveal did as it's name advertised. It revealed his presence to me. The hidden and much welcome of True Reveal was it's ability to let me ignore other hidden beings in favor of who I wanted to see. 

My eyes made contact with The Watcher who was in the nexus of all realities.
...

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Chapter 53 Not Your Average Alien

Chapter 53 Not Your Average Alien.

(Jin's P.O.V)

Zoren's technique to enable spiritual entities to interact with the physical world was in a simple word, remarkable. A number of biological processes could be imitated to stop the feeling of disorientation. Beathing was easy even though I possessed no lungs to do the same. My soul tricked my mind into believing that air  was getting funneled into my body. It wasn't easy to keep it up and in a fight situation I had to split my...

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A Pervert's Dream Chapter 16 The Medallion

Chapter 16 The medallion

(Brian's P.O.V)

The door opened without assistance, reminding me of typical horror movies. I stepped through and felt a formation scan my body. A feeling of haziness almost overcame my senses but I easily pushed through. Although the temple was small on the outside, it looked spacious on the inside. That must have been because of how bare it actually was. 

There was a shrine at the far end and banners of yellow paper on the sides most likely ...

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Chapter 52 The Psycho, The Planner and The Gamer

Chapter 51 The Psycho, The Planner and The Gamer.

(Barry 2 P.O.V)

I looked over at the men laying down at my feet. They were groaning in pain, bringing a small smile to my face. What a wonderful sound.
"Th…thanks for the help Sir."
I turned my attention to look at the almost rape victim I had saved. She was beautiful and her current disarrayed state did nothing to hide that. Infact for me she looked especially cute with the terrified gaze on her face. Her dress was torn ...

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Chapter 51 I Become A ROB

Chapter 51 I become a ROB

(Jin's P.O.V)

After 2 years of continuous bothering, Grand Master Zoren had finally decided to listen to me and shift Atlantis from Earth one to my universe's planet. I still didn't know what to name my planet though. The observable universe in my world was up to Galaxy size and the beginnings of billions of solar systems was happening from the huge nebula clouds and energy that made up my dimension.

There wasn't a spark of life however in the fa...

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Chapter 50 2 years later and The Jin-Force


(Jin's P.O.V)

I hovered in the air, long locks of hair floating about in the gentle wind. 2 years had passed since I became a 'transcendent'. Grand Master Zoren had been quick to assure me I wasn't yet a god despite having my own universe. That was because lacked divine energy. Bah, who needs that? I had infinite stores of energy to do with as I pleased. That came as a perk from having my very own world. Suck on that Naruto.

Having my own reserves didn't equate to having com...

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