Snowing_Melody

Chapter 15 Sore throat

Sometimes it's much more active, so why not try being passive? Connors thought leisurely, looking at the big star Shayna with his hands behind his head.
But time would not allow him to be so idle. "Spider-Silk" Cindy had come to him today for a self-evident purpose, and he had not yet succeeded. The two Scarecrow accomplices, Penguin and Bane, were still out there somewhere, and Connors refused to let go of the opportunity to eat melons.
So, he decisively left. Before leaving, he did no...

Chapter 14: Give a handle

The spider-sense detected a strong threat, but the Green of All Things felt exuberant. The two abilities showed opposite results inside Connors, who watched Batman recover from his hallucinations and then defeat Scarecrow, before hurrying to slip away first.
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"NO, NO, NO."
If it weren't for the fact that allowing the Scarecrow to release his poison gas at the ...

Chapter 13 Make big news

Rob banks, bomb streets, poison, kill. What hasn't Scarecrow done? But he came across Connors today, and extortion hit him on the head.
Usually, a big score can't get five million U.S. dollars, let alone for a scarecrow who spent all his money preparing a tanker full of "fear gas." Not to mention five million dollars, it would be a struggle to get five hundred dollars from him now. And even if he had all that money, it was absolutely impossible for the Scarecrow to hand it over to Connors ...

Chapter 12 The Scarecrow's Life-Saving Straw

…Is that what spider silk is used for?"
Seeing the star singer Shayna tied up in a rather artistic bondage style by Cindy, Connors didn't know for a moment what his reaction should be.
Harley Quinn, however, looked at the tied-up singer, and her eyes lit up. She turned to Cindy Moon.
"Teach me how to tie like that!"
As for Shayna, trussed up and hanging in the air, neither Harley nor Cindy gave her a second glance.
"You…" Connors looked at the star singer, unsure h...

Chapter 11 If you continue, you will be charged

Connors was caught between two impossible choices.
On his left was Cindy, soft and ample. On his right was Harley, more compact but undeniably firm and elastic. Both were, in their own way, his favorite. If he were forced to choose just one, it would be a truly difficult decision.
Cindy Moon seemed determined to win. After a brief tug-of-war, she decisively stretched out her fingers to launch her spider silk. From her posture, it looked like she was about to tie Harley Quinn up.
But ...

Chapter 10: The number one scholar in action

Batman returns home after his day's work to a steaming meal. After the clown ended his day of crime, he had to buy groceries himself and go home to cook.
This was originally a meme that was circulated back on Earth, and Connors never expected it to be true now. It's just that it wasn't the Joker who walked next to Harley Quinn; it was him.
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Chapter 9 The Phantom of Gotham

Bruce Wayne had never had such an awkward time.
By day, he was a playboy, perfectly at home hanging out among the flowers. By night, when he turned into Batman, he was always a loner. Today was special, of course; he'd put on the Batsuit in broad daylight to catch the clown, but he was still acting alone.
But now, as he was capturing the clown, he didn't know when an extra man and woman had shown up to provide commentary.
"Uppercut! Handsome, Batman! The clown pulls himself together ...

Chapter 8 Gotham Heritage Program

"Joker, Riddler, it's time to end this. Harley Quinn—why are you here?"
"That's what you should say!" Harley Quinn imitated Batman's gravelly tone right back at him.
Batman glanced at Harley, who was still dripping from the cold water she'd just been awakened with. But instead of paying him any more attention, she shouted to the camera.
"Hey, is this thing still rolling? I'm going to announce something—Harley Quinn and the Joker no longer have a relationship! We have completely p...

Chapter 7 Follow me to the underworld

The Joker was going to say something on the TV show, but it wasn't too important for Connors. Because when he had packed it up, he found something:
The spider-induction turned into a magnet again, attracting the "Spider-Silk" Cindy Moon who was coming towards him from afar, while Harley Quinn had disappeared at this time.
He immediately decided to go out to find Harley, not because he was worried about any danger to her, but because he was worried that he would not be able to eat hot me...

Chapter 6 Man Who Laughs

It wasn't that Harley Quinn didn't find out; she had simply endured it until now.
Various yoga poses were readily available. Connors was clearly not the one enjoying himself, and he tried to make his expression look painful in order to cooperate. If it weren't for the circumstances, he would even like to light a cigarette, pick up a glass of red wine, and taste it while feeling it.
With nothing else to do at this point, he simply turned on the system as he watched the clock gradually mo...

Chapter 5 Cindy ties up Harley

Did you find the wrong person?
In the comics, the pheromonal pull between "Spider-Silk" Cindy Moon and Peter Parker was an undeniable, instinctual force. Every time they met, neither could restrain their instinctive impulses.
But the thing is, this was Gotham, and Connors wasn't Spider-Man; he just had a spider-sense.
Cindy now showed up and kissed him upside down. Except for a moment of shock, he had little reaction. Instead, Cindy's eyes were closed and her breathing becam...

Chapter 4 Encounter with “Spider Silk”

As there were no women's clothes in the place where Connors lived, the next day Harley went out with him in a man's outfit. A pair of simple blue jeans, cinched tight at the waist, and a crisp white button-down shirt. The outfit should have been plain, but on her, it looked incredibly capable.
The only problem was that because the shirt was too wide for her, and because it was a vacuum inside, the fabric gaped and shifted with every step, offering tantalizing glimpses of the pale, soft ski...

Chapter 3 A Night with Harley Quinn

Connors maintained three separate residences in Gotham, a necessary precaution in a city that preyed on predictability. The one he currently shared with Harley Quinn was a high-rise apartment with a commanding view of the city's concrete canyons. He'd thrown out the cheap, questionable bedding left by the landlord and bought all new linens, including the pristine, snow-white pillows now on the bed.
He gripped one of those pillows, his fingers sinking deep into the plush core, his knuckles ...

Chapter 2 What a big reward

Gotham's sky wept. A perpetual, dreary rain fell from the dark clouds that smothered the city, turning the streets into slick, black mirrors reflecting the lurid glow of neon signs. High above, perched on the stone claws of a gargoyle, the Batman was a shadow within shadows. His white lenses scanned the street below, a chokepoint on the only route leading from the scene of the recent chaos. Aside from three or four cars idling patiently at a red light, the street was quiet. Too quiet.
Afte...

Chapter 1 Eat Melon Today

The air in the Gotham dive bar was thick with the smell of stale beer, sweat, and desperation. It clung to the sticky wooden tables and soaked into the cracked leather of the booths. From a corner, a fat, red-faced man, his cheeks flushed with cheap alcohol, sloshed a heavy beer mug as he held court.
"I'm telling you, I'd never have left Boston if it wasn't for the mountain of debt," he boomed, his voice echoing slightly in the half-empty room. "It's safer than this hellhole, that's for su...

Chapter 76: A Devil on the Shoulder

Lockhart, naturally, would never admit to the sheer, humiliating incompetence that required his twelve-year-old teaching assistant to grade his own students' papers. "I am simply too busy with my extensive fan mail," he had explained, a statement that was, for once, probably true. "And besides, it is excellent training for you, my dear girl."
Hermione just sighed, the sound lost in the quiet, cavernous office. She was beginning to understand Dumbledore's true, cruel genius. He hadn't just ...

Chapter 75: A Meeting of Minds

"A brilliant success!" Gilderoy Lockhart declared to the silent, pixie-strewn classroom. "An object lesson in the perils of the Cornish Pixie, executed to perfection!"
The students, who were slowly beginning to un-hang themselves from chandeliers and crawl out from under desks, just stared at him with wide, dead eyes.
"Of course," Lockhart continued, his voice booming with a confidence that was almost a physical force, "I could have dealt with them myself in a heartbeat. But as a profes...

Chapter 74: A Practical Demonstration

Lockhart's smile was a thing of blinding, professional brilliance. "Of course not, my dear girl," he boomed, his voice full of a practiced, theatrical confidence. "While my own thrilling adventures are certainly an integral part of any complete magical education, I also believe in rigorous assessment. I've prepared a little quiz. Just to get a feel for the students' foundational knowledge."
He picked up a thick stack of parchment from his desk and handed it to her. "As my assistant, I expe...

Chapter 73: The Art of the Deal

Hermione moved through the opened S.H.I.E.L.D. cases with the discerning eye of a master jeweler appraising a new collection. She would pick up a strange, glowing fungus, murmur its alchemical properties under her breath, and toss it into her ridiculously small, dimensionally improbable schoolbag.
"Skin of an African Tree Snake… powdered moonstone… extract of Gurdyroot…" she muttered, her voice a low, satisfied hum. It was a treasure trove. Her mind was already racing, cross-referenc...

Chapter 72: A New World Order

From the command helicopter, General Thaddeus Ross stared down at the ruined street, his mind a wasteland of disbelief. He had just witnessed two of the most powerful living weapons on the planet, beings that had effortlessly annihilated his elite military forces, be brought low by a twelve-year-old girl. She hadn't just beaten them; she had humiliated them, toyed with them, and then disposed of them with the casual, bored efficiency of someone taking out the trash.
He looked at the broken...

Chapter 71: An Exercise in Humiliation

"And how much, exactly, is this costing me?" Fury's voice was a low, dangerous growl in General Ross's ear.

"I'm not paying you to invite… her," Ross spat back, his pride still stinging.

"You're not paying me at all, General," Fury said, his voice as cold as the grave. "You're paying her. And trust me, you can't afford her rates. I'm telling you for the last time: stand down. Do not interfere. This is not a suggestion. It is a warning. You anger her, you are on your own."

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Chapter 70: A Transactional Relationship

"I can't, Director," Hermione's voice came over the phone, laced with a perfect, calculated helplessness. "I'm sorry, but my hands are tied. After the unsanctioned attack on me by your own agents, I can't risk acting openly. It could damage the already fragile relationship between the wizarding world and the Muggle government. My Headmaster was very clear."
She was, of course, paraphrasing the lies Alexander Pierce had fed her, but now she was using them as a weapon against Fury himself. <...