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Pizza O'Clock: Sudden Filling Hire (Outline)

  • ‘This is desperation, pure and simple.’ Roxy thought with a frown as she looked at the newspaper in her hands
  • The young woman brushes her dark, almost purplish tint hair from her face and adjusts her glasses. Help wanted ads in the newspaper. End of the line with searching online, so here she was trying the dying print medium.
  • She had just left a job interview a block or two away, completely dejected from that failure. She was trying to clear her mind when she foun...

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Yoshi's Filling Cookies (Preview)

“GASP! COOKIES!”

Rachel hurried into the kitchen, having spotted something rather tempting laying out on the counter. It was a plastic container, the kind you’d see in the grocery store that housed sweets and baked goods. Within it, there indeed lied cookies.

Rather curious cookies at that. Oval-ish in shape, they were coated in white frosting with occasional spots of green around.

“Ooooo!” The lady grinned. “Yoshi Cookies! I didn’t even know any places sold...

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Honey Toasted Party Time 2: Ballgown Blitz Chapter 3

Lily’s head turned to the right. “HONEYCOMB! Toasted honey!

Her head turned to the left. “MMMMM, me hungry! Me want toasted honey too!

Everywhere she looked, she saw it. Fuzzy puff balls with toon parts sticking out of them, running, dashing, and bouncing all around her. They all blurred together outside of some minor, small hair color differences. They all almost sounded the same as well, chanting about their favorite breakfast cere...

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Status Update: 07/31/22

First things first, I have officially split the stories up. You can now see clearly what are personal projects and what are current commissions. Hopefully, things will be clearer for the future.

July was busy. I started taking on some new commissions as I finished up the current batch, which included two very long tales that took a while. As such, I apologize for not having as many completed stories done as previous months. August should be better, I promise.

Personal life issue...

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That Inflated Stud Feeling (Preview)

“Umm… something wrong?”

Rodríguez twitched and looked back at her. “Oh…” She looked back down again. “Oh my! I think you have something stuck to your leg.”

“My leg?” Monica looked down. She couldn’t see anything. Anything obvious at least. Her neighbor wasn’t the kind of person to joke, so Monica quickly said her good-byes and hurried into her apartment, closing the door behind her.

Inside, she was hit by an intense blast of heat. Her apartment re...

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Experiments in Love & Stink

A special, very large commission done for Royal Poodle of Twitter and FurAffinity. He wanted himself and his boyfriend turned into toony, love-struck skunks! I hope you enjoy the wackiness and fun!

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Witchy-Toony Delights: Witchful Hiring (Outline)

  • Flashback sequence to start off
  • “Wait, really?! Are you sure? I only just sent in my resume though.” Samantha is shocked
  • “We liked everything we saw, so we’re good to go! We would looove to have you join us.” Voice on the other end is cheerful and rather sultry
  • “R-really? This is incredible! I can’t-”
  • “Come by tomorrow for basic employee orientation! We can discuss personal details, scheduling, and the future then. Heck, maybe you’...

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Honey Toasted Party Time 2: Ballgown Blitz Chapter 3 (Preview)

Lily’s head turned to the right. “HONEYCOMB! Toasted honey!

Her head turned to the left. “MMMMM, me hungry! Me want toasted honey too!

Everywhere she looked, she saw it. Fuzzy puff balls with toon parts sticking out of them, running, dashing, and bouncing all around her. They all blurred together outside of some minor, small hair color differences. They all almost sounded the same as well, chanting about their favorite breakfast cere...

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Smoked to Aged Toonfection

This month's Patron tale featuring some toonification, age progression, and weight gain! Please enjoy. ^^

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Experiments in Love & Stink (Preview)

(Names currently not being used for reasons. Will be in the full release)

Stepping inside, things were immediately off. The entire place was much bigger on the outside. It was like two whole stories bigger and half a football field in length. There was lab equipment, beakers, experiments, computers, and the works that looked like they came out of the sixties or seventies lying around.

Then his eyes fell on the most sights in the center of the room. Two desks were there. One was ...

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Heroic Howling Enhancement (Outline)

  • JD is sitting outside in a lawn chair, his boyfriend, Raphael, not too far trying to get the grill started up
  • JD is reading a book and looks up, seeing him struggle to get it to work. “Can we go inside now and just cook some hot dogs and burgers in the oven?”
  • “Nope!” RAphael huffed, “It’s a great, beautiful day. For once, we should spend some time outside for once! We’re grilling out and we’re gonna have a good time…”
  • He looks at the grill ...

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Smoked to Aged Toonfection (Preview)

“Youse questionin’ ours judgment?!” One of the weasels in the business suits declared, smacking his gloved mitts on the table. “We’s the expert consultation agency dat knows what’s needed for da good of da companies dat hire us!”

“If you say so.” This whole situation was ridiculous. Yet, here Yang was. He needed a new job that could afford rent, groceries, and stuff like that. Something like this supposedly paid very well… according to his cousin that did something ...

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Costume in A Can: Large and In Charge (Outline)

Our second and last outline for our lovely Tier 2 Patrons. Sorry about the wait on the stories. They are coming, just taking time~

  • “I look like such a dweeb” Devin mumbled, looking into the mirror
  • Devin was dressed from top to bottom in classic, stereotypical nerd garb, even with bandaged glasses, bow tie, pocket protector, and even fake nerd teeth that popped out the top
  • He stared at himself in the mirror and huffed, not liking what he looked like.
  • ...

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Firey Round Delivery (Outline)

Due to most stories this month being on the long side, I'm releasing one or two outlines to Tier 2 Patrons. Here's the first one~

  • Ding dong!
  • William looked up from his laptop and headed over his door. Opening, mailman is leaving and on the porch is a package
  • Upon the box, he saw the phrase: “From: Witchy Times Inc.” and got excited.
  • His package had arrived!
  • Taking the box inside and opening it in the living room, amongst the packing peanu...

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Unleash the Sea Muscles (Outline)

  • “Hey, wait a minute… we met before, haven’t we?”
  • “Hmm? Have we? Humans tend to blur together after awhile.”
  • “Yeah, you’re the green lady from that odd store before.” “You’ll have to be specific, I work a lot of places~.”
  • Josh was sure he met the green witch before and a check of the nametag confirmed it was indeed, Traci.
  • He had bought a video game from her before, Smash Ultimate, and it resulted in some… curious and fun outi...

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My Little Download: Apple Calling

A new commission has been completed, this time featuring more My Little Pony TF fun, along with muscle and FtM action! Please enjoy this tale here early~

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Chew Time: Cougar-O's (Outline)

  • Mouse click noise
  • Rachel appears with a smile, sitting at a white table with a blank wall behind her. Hands and arms on the table, hands held
  • “Hello! This is Rachel Groves here with another episode of The Transformative Chew. Before we begin, I like to say this episode was sponsored by Miss Airbag. If you want to look your best, maybe get a little inflating boost to your self-esteem and in general, you simply must try out the best new, Indie clothing maker around. Th...

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Status Update: 06/30/22

While I had some personal issues throughout the month at home, I gotta say, June was pretty productive all in all! Four brand-new stories and six new outlines, so I definitely put in the work~

Looking forward, I only have two commissions left (another in limbo), so I'm almost cleared there. What's left is Patron and personal projects that I'm excited about delivering over the next year. I also updated a few things that been on the list for a while that I need to clear up:

Muscle...

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My Little Download: Apple Calling (Preview)

Then there was a vibration from her phone and a light-hearted ding was heard. What was that?

She quickly looked at the phone, wondering what she just did now. The screen was now a bright orange, no other apps or anything visible at first. Then a simple phrase appeared: “MLP-ified” and a smaller tagline beneath it: “Powered by Friendship is You”.

The words vanished and a loading circle appeared in the center of the screen, spinning and spinning. Shelby only huffe...

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Smoked to Aged Toonfection (Outline)

  • Yang is looking over the contract twice more and then at the stuffy suits before him at the table.
  • “Youse get what we needs, right?” “Yours cooperation is appreciated if you join.” “You’lls be well compensated ands taken care of.”
  • ‘Ah-huh…’ The man reads over the contract one more time. It’s… not a big and complicated contract to understand to say the least.
  • ‘Please be our mascot. Form, figure, lounging, and everything provided.’ Ba...

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Keytar Howl

A brand-new commission featuring some wolfy, musical-inclined canine TG action! Please enjoy~

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Ballers: Work It Off (Outline)

  • Another swipe of the credit card. “Hmmm, sorry. Declined again.”
  • Memphis the Reindeer hands the credit card back to the couple, the woman looking more flustered and sad and the guy looking more and more frustrated
  • “Come on, you meathead!” The guy snapped at the podium working employee, “Just take the American Express.”
  • “I’m really sorry, but we do not accept that or checks.” The guy was starting to make Memphis a little anxious and nervous. View Post

Ditz It Up: Kiss of Lotion

Our Patron story for the month with a return to a classic theme of mine, TG bimbification! Please enjoy this change of pace~

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Keytar Howl (Preview)

Yep, Ross was definitely feeling gloomy now. After all that confidence that witchy gal showed him, here he was. He felt like such a letdown.

He grabbed the remote on the bed and turned off the instructional video playing in the background. What was the point? He fell back first onto his bed and ran a hand over his face.

He rubbed his face again, longer and slower this time. Maybe… Maybe I’m just not cut out for this. Maybe I’m… His heart sunk. Maybe I’m no...

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Alternative Pork Gains (Outline)

  • Teddy is complaining to a witch about counting calories and working out to stay fit. It’s such a pain to him
  • The witch, Cassidy nods. “So, you wanna cheat the system then and do things the easy way to get into shape?”
  • Teddy frowns. Well, I wouldn’t put it that wa-
  • “You got it, cheater!” Cassidy dips below the counter and pulls out a large, plastic jar. “Fitness Powder! Sprinkle a little of this stuff into your drink and food and after a while, yo...

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Energy'mon: Cool for the Summer

A new Patreon tale featuring more Energy'mon fun. This time, it's time to cool down during these hot months and get into a body that'll help one beat the heat.

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Shower Like a King (Outline)

  • JD wakes up and yawns, noticing the clock. He gruffly mumbles about oversleeping
  • Rachel in bed mumbles back half asleep about how he doesn’t have work today and to just sleep in with him
  • However, he insists his writing is important and wants to get right to it so he can get some pages done
  • She mumbles something about going back to sleep and slips further under the curves
  • JD shrugs and slips out of bed, collecting a new, nonsleeping in shirt and fres...

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Pizza O'Clock: Couple Lunch

The newest commission involving the Pizza O'Clock series, featuring a double TF combo with a couple. Enjoy this hefty, filling tale!

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Ditz It Up: Kiss of Lotion (Preview)

After a bit of digging, it appeared to be a bright pink, plastic bottle. Wait… suntan lotion

It certainly had the look and shape of a suntan lotion bottle. The label read: “Bubbly Sunshine Light: Tan Away Your Troubles”. He definitely had never heard of this brand before.

Wonder how long this has been here? He flipped the bottle around, brushing some more sand away, and examined it carefully. Eventually, he found an expiration date. Huh, next year. Gu...

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Toon It Up: Wet Paint Caution (Outline)

  • “Annnnnnnnnd done~!” Luminaria declared, wringing out her large, fluffy, purple tail
  • Paint pours neatly back into her large paint bucket and she closes the lid, humming and looking over her work with pride
  • Purple squirrel has finished painting a park bench a lovely shade of black. Easy job and the city paid well (all the peanuts and nuts she could ever want, plus expenses)
  • She whistles as she places a wet paint sign gently on the bench so passerbys notice....

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