"Baby, please! I'm sick, and there's only one thing that can cure me..."
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an FxM roleplay about healing your sick girlfriend -- erotically.
2024-02-06 21:45:04 +0000 UTC View Post
A new audio will be arriving tomorrow (of the NSFW variety). I was aiming to finish it today, but the cat has refused to stop laying on me, and my laptop is all the way over on the other side of the room.
I'm sure you understand my predicament. However, I still want to take this opportunity to thank you for your kindness and patience as I find a way to lure her off of my chest so I can finish my editing.
2024-02-05 00:30:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated horror fiction.
2024-01-31 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the series finale of the office romance roleplay series, Chain of Command, written once again by the marvelous sofi p!
Part 8 if needed: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88106827
2024-01-28 23:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read my way through another of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction!
In today's episode: what's killing all these cows???
2024-01-25 03:25:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a soft and playful cuddling audio featuring your sick girlfriend -- in properly 6-ft distanced binaural.
Because you know what they say... when life gives you Covid, make Covidade!
2024-01-23 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, guys.
2024 just isn't gonna be my year, is it? I'll be back as soon as my health allows (I'm hoping a week at most)... and hopefully by then, my roof will have been fixed, too!
Thank you so much for your support, understanding, and the goats sacrificed in my name.
2024-01-15 21:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Biker Girl roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful Ludpig von Jackie!
Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/90049491
2024-01-13 01:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.
In today's episode: Deus Ex Marlboro
2024-01-10 20:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dark Lamia Girl roleplay series, written once again by the fantastic J.D!
2024-01-09 01:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Horny Stoner Werewolf series, Wanderlust, written once again by the fabulous sofi p!
Pt 3, as needed: https://www.patreon.com/posts/93309462
2024-01-04 20:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated horror fiction.
In today's episode: and then he pulled out his magic wand and turned into a lake
2024-01-03 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy New Year's Eve! To finish out the year, I rounded up all the bloopers so far (plus some brand new ones) for your listening pleasure.
Here's to 2023's mistakes, and to all the missteps 2024 will bring. Cheers!
2023-12-31 20:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! I'm going to be (mostly) taking a break from now until January 3rd so I can spend time with family and recharge for 2024.
Thank you all so much for your continued support, and I'll be back soon with things that are far less wholesome than this post. And also maybe some bloopers or something.
Love you guys!
2023-12-24 23:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.
In today's episode: we live in a society!
Festive music once again by the holiday favorite, Kevin MacLeod
2023-12-20 18:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the patron-winning poll choice for December -- On a Date with Your Mom's Horny Friend!
2023-12-20 00:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dark Lamia Girl roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful J.D.!
note: any 'time skips' in the series are fully intentional and plot-relevant
also note: I haven't forgot my FxF listeners -- you'll be getting serviced soon
Part 4: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92432808
2023-12-16 22:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated horror stories.
In today's episode: the continuation of the guy who killed the other guy for killing that other guy
Today's ambient music is courtesy of Kevin MacLeod and his Christmas vibes
2023-12-13 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a roleplay featuring a Demon Girl summoning in haunting binaural!
I apologize for the long delay in getting this one out; I was very inspired by this idea and decided I would rather take my time in making it right than hurry to get it out sooner and possibly end up unhappy with it. So, I'm happy with it. I hope you are, too, because I would like to make this a series.
Thanks again, as always, for your patie...
2023-12-10 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, rave, ramble and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.
In this episode: the stench of urine and disappointment
2023-12-06 20:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostPick one or more of the following options below. The winning pick gets made into an SFW audio later this month (with NSFWs to follow).
Poll ends in a week, so vote now or forever hold your peace!
I hope you enjoy today's (belated!) early upload, a brainwashing ASMR roleplay featuring a Yandere Scientist who doesn't worry about getting you to love her... she knows exactly how to do it.
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction.
In this episode: it's time to be sex-tra thankful this year with some Thanksgiving gobblin' goodness!
2023-11-29 20:15:46 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hey, it's me! Err, you. Us! And I'm here for something in particular... how do you feel about a little ménage-a-moi...?"
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, Strap to the Future, an FxFxF erotic audio featuring you... and you... and you... in a time traveling threesome -- written by the one and only sofi p!
In closing out this NNN with a bang, I've been caught up in editing a binaural threesome audio that has taken more time than expected.
While I hope to have it finished and out by tomorrow, please accept this image of my cat Butterscotch in the meantime. I mean, if you can find her. She's excellent at hiding.
2023-11-27 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me this Saturday night for November's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant, rave, and drunkenly read the internet's worst erotic fiction (based on your suggestions)!
When: Saturday, November 25th, 8 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: You are tired of being thankful and want some trauma, instead
Discord invite in case ...
2023-11-22 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.
In today's episode: root canals -- they're worse than you think!
2023-11-22 19:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated!!!) early upload, the continuation of the Horny Stoner Werewolf Girl roleplay series, Wanderlust, written once again by the incomparable sofi p!
Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83558141
2023-11-22 00:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"I know what you want... and your sister isn't coming back any time soon. So why wait...?"
I hope you enjoy today's (belated!!!) patron-exclusive upload, an FxM NSFW featuring Your Sister's Best Friend and her very special after school activities (domination counts as an after school activity, right?), written by the wonderful Sakura Twister!
2023-11-19 21:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.
2023-11-15 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post