I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a dark and sadistic ASMR roleplay, featuring a very intense interrogation by a sexy psychopath.* I was in the mood to make something a bit dangerous, so here we are...
*An NSFW part 2 is already in the works, just going to have to wait until after the shy vampire gets a time to shine (err, fuck)!
2023-09-17 23:30:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a short lil' blooper reel of some of my latest outtakes.
In lieu of my regularly scheduled (belated) upload, I'm taking the day to reset my schedule and hopefully get my uploads back on their regularly scheduled times. Thank you all so much for your understanding and support (this means you can't be upset about it).
2023-09-16 20:55:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated internet fiction!
In today's episode: if names don't exist, do people exist? and other deep thoughts
2023-09-13 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated) early upload, a dark and disturbing Yandere Fire Spirit roleplay, written by the wonderful Dark Horse!
2023-09-13 02:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early (late) upload, a sweet and comforting FxF girlfriend roleplay for comfort in times of grief, written by the wonderful Marley Monroe!
2023-09-09 22:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, and rave while reading more of the internet's worst-rated horror fiction.
2023-09-06 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early (late) upload, the continuation of last month's poll-winning series, Bitten by a Shy Vampire Girl!*
*I'm going to try and get the first erotic out by this weekend, but it might take a few days more than that, considering me...
2023-09-06 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated) early upload, a relaxing binaural ASMR that you simply cannot resist featuring the Domme Girlfriend!
2023-09-03 03:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Taken a listen to last Saturday's live show, where I ranted, raved, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction.
This week: FISTING!
2023-08-30 17:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (xtra belated!) early upload, the patron-winning poll choice for August: Bitten by a Shy Vampire Girl!
PS: I am hard at work on the scripts for the NSFW follow-up, the first one of which (FxM) will be coming early September. As always, your patience is very much appreciated by my always late self.
2023-08-29 20:50:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated) early upload, a Sadistic Socialite roleplay written by the wonderful M.N.!
2023-08-26 04:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me this Saturday night for August's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant, rave, and drunkenly read the internet's worst erotic fiction (based on your recommendations)!
When: Saturday, August 26th, 8 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: Sadomasochism?
Discord invite in case you need it: 2023-08-23 21:05:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, rave, and cautiously tread through more of the internet's worst-rated horror fiction.
2023-08-23 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's very belated early upload, the long-awaited continuation of the office romance series (this time in delicious gender neutral NSFW), Chain of Command, written once again by the wonderful sofi p!
Catch up on part 7: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74906121
2023-08-23 01:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's quite belated early upload, the SFW edition of the long-awaited continuation of the office romance series, Chain of Command, written once again by the fabulous sofi p!
Catch up with part 7 here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74906121
2023-08-23 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for the temporary audio delay -- I will be posting the usually expected audio (both the SFW and 35-minute NSFW chapter) tomorrow.
In an unfortunate turn of events, I awoke this morning to a set of broken headphones. I've come to rely on these as my ol' faithful for editing, and I legitimately have no clue how and when they broke. Maybe the cats are plotting against me...
In any case, thank you for your patience while I attempt to get my shit toget...
2023-08-22 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's belated early upload, the long-awaited continuation of the Half-Orc Love Confession roleplay series, written once more by the incomparable Moviebuff3000!
-- Refresh yourself with Part 5 here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55218730
2023-08-18 21:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant and rave while I read more of the internet's worst-rated horror fiction.
NOTE: one of today's stories deals with child abuse (not in any sort of detail, but references are made); listener discretion is advised.
2023-08-16 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated) early upload, a relaxing sci-fi ASMR roleplay with the perfect Spaceship AI to lull you into sleep, written by the fantastic Dark Horse!
2023-08-15 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated) early upload, a soft, sweet, and slightly menacing Yandere MILF Girlfriend cuddling roleplay -- in soothing binaural!
2023-08-12 04:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostPlease choose from the list below which audio you would like to see the most. The winning pick will be made into an SFW roleplay with an NSFW follow-up chapter (or two) in the upcoming weeks!
Poll ends 8/17, so vote now!
2023-08-10 20:01:22 +0000 UTC View Post
"Don't worry, I can be gentle... if I really want to be..."
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the Female x Female edition of the NSFW continuation of the Lonely Orc Woman roleplay series!
--tomorrow I'll be posting a new poll so you can choose the story you want most to be made into the next SFW/NSFW special; thank you for your eternal patience--
2023-08-10 04:30:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated) upload, the continuation of the FxF ancient Egypt-themed roleplay, The Queen and Her Desert Flower, written once again by the marvelous Azura246!
PS: FxF Orc NSFW coming very soon; thank you for your patience while I pound it out
2023-08-08 03:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated) early upload, a sexy-and-proteccsy Vampire Bodyguard roleplay, written by the wonderful Sakura Twister!
2023-08-05 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me for last Saturday's live as I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction.
In this episode: The Lion King................. yeah.
2023-08-02 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early (belated) upload, a roleplay ride with a badass Biker Girl, written by the fantastic Ludpig von Jackie!
2023-07-31 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated) early upload, a very pushy Neko Girl roleplay, written by the wonderful Stormcoming7!
NOTE: This audio mentions past abuse and mistreatment (and generally mean behavior). Listener discretion is advised, if that kind of stuff makes you uncomfortable.
SECOND NOTE: Fear not, my FxF lovers, I have not abandoned you! The next SFW and NSFW are all yours, I promise.
2023-07-28 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant and ramble my way through more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.
2023-07-26 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me this Saturday night for July's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant, rave, and drunkenly read the internet's worst erotic fiction!
When: Saturday, July 29th, 8 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: A desire for suffering of the literary kind
Discord invite in case you need it: 2023-07-25 21:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's (belated) early upload, Meeting an Alien Invader, written by the wonderful ThatGuyVR1!
2023-07-25 01:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post