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Ensnared by a Hungry Vampire Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Vampire x Hunter)

I hope you enjoy today's (once again again, belated) early upload, a Vampire x Vampire Hunter roleplay, written by the fantastic TheBloodyM!

(the first MILF Island NSFW will be washing ashore this Wednesday and no you cannot make me regret that pun)

Marooned on MILF Island ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's belated early upload, the poll-winning choice, Marooned on MILF Island!

Stay tuned in the next few days for the FxM NSFW continuation -- with the FxF NSFW to follow soon after.  MILFs for everyone!

Cooking with Danger: Beef Bourguignon

Ingredients

1 tablespoon good olive oil

8 ounces dry cured center cut applewood smoked bacon, diced

2 1/2 pounds chuck beef cut into 1-inch cubes

Kosher salt

Freshly ground black pepper

1 pound carrots, sliced diagonally into 1-inch chunks

2 yellow onions, sliced

2 teaspoons chopped garlic (2 cloves)

1/2 cup Cognac

1 (750 ml.) bottle good dry red wine such as Cote du Rhone or Pinot Noir

1 can (2 cups) beef brot...

Cooking with Danger: Beef Bourguignon -- (Cooking ASMR) (No Talking)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Cooking with Danger!  Join me in my kitchen as I prep and cook this week's recipe -- beef bourguignon!

I'll be uploading a photo and recipe later if you want to cook along with me (and tsking in judgment if you do not).  

At the Mercy of a Sith Lord Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a Star Wars-inspired roleplay written by the wonderful Meme Man!

Choose the SFW/NSFW Roleplay

Please choose from the list below which audio you would like to see the most.  The winning pick will be made into an SFW roleplay with an NSFW follow-up chapter this month!

Poll ends 5/8, so vote now!

Jock Werewolf Girlfriend Keeps You Fit ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (GFE)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a short and sweet (and fit!) werewolf girlfriend roleplay, written by the always fabulous Ashen!

Tomorrow: a poll to pick next Thursday's audio and NSFW follow-up

Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt 24 -- (Molesting Mr. Mime)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last week's live Drunk & Dangerous!  Join me in suffering as I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction.  This week -- Mr. Mime gets his first erection and we all leave traumatized.

Note: I rant a lot in this one, so skip to 1:08 if you just want to hear the bad erotica

The Queen and her Desert Flower ASMR Roleplay, Pt 4 -- (Female x Female) (Pharaoh x Slave-Girl)

I hope you enjoy today's (yet again, slightly) early upload, the continuation of the Desert Flower roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful Azura246!

Executive Assistance: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (NSFW)

"I know what a hard-working woman like yourself needs... a little stress relief..."

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an FxF NSFW roleplay highlighting the hidden benefits of corporate ladder climbing (hint: they're sexy).

Also -- don't forget to jump into Discord and join me in an hour for this month's Live Drunk & Dangerous!  It's the most fun you'll ever regret.

Drinking with Your Oni Girlfriend Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Tsundere)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a tsundere Oni Girlfriend roleplay, written by the one and only Ashen!

Cooking with Danger: Apple Crisp

Ingredients

6 golden delicious apples, peeled and chopped (other varieties can be used, can also be sliced)

2 Tbsp granulated sugar

1 3/4 tsp ground cinnamon, divided

1 1/2 tsp lemon juice

1 cup light brown sugar

3/4 cup old fashioned oats

3/4 cup all-purpose flour

1/2 cup cold unsalted butter, diced into small cubes

Pinch of kosher salt

Directions

Preheat oven to 350 F degrees. &nbs...

Cooking with Danger: Apple Crisp -- (Binaural) (Cooking ASMR)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Cooking with Danger.  Join me in my kitchen while I put together one of my favorite desserts, apple crisp!  It's simple, delicious, and has enough fruit in it to fool yourself into thinking that it's healthy -- the perfect combination.

I'll be posting the recipe with picture later on so you can make it along with me if that's the kinda thing you enjoy.  But really, doesn't everyone enjoy good tasting food?

Join Me Saturday for a Live Drunk & Dangerous!

Come and join me this Saturday night for April's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant, rave, and drunkenly read the internet's worst erotic fiction (based on your suggestions).

When:     Saturday, April 29th, 6 PM EST

Where:    Dangerous ASMR Discord Server

Why:       You want to make me read more Jar-Jar Binks erotica because you enjoy
    ...

A Fated Encounter, Pt 2 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's (slightly) early upload, the continuation of A Fated Encounter, written once again by the wonderful Anbu!

Go Slow for Me: a Mommy Domme JOI Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (NSFW)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive erotic upload, a soft and gentle mommy domme JOI written by the wonderful HighlyAdventurous!

(FYI, JOI: Jerk-Off Instructional)

Wanderlust: Full Moon with a Horny Stoner Werewolf ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload (just in time for 420) featuring a horny stoner werewolf girl, written by the one and only sofi p!  Note: this one is what I'd consider sfw-ish, and contains a few lines that will be cut from the YouTube version.  She is horny, after all.

Also, keep a lookout for a new erotic audio this weekend -- an FxM mommy domme JOI!  Spring isn't the only thing that's sprung...

Cooking with Danger: Tortillas

Ingredients

2 cups (260 grams) all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon fine sea salt

2/3 cup (158 mL) very warm water

5 tablespoons neutral flavored oil, melted shortening, melted lard or melted butter

Directions

Add the salt to the warm water and stir together until the salt has dissolved.

In a large bowl, use a fork to combine the flour with the oil (or other fat) until it looks crumbly. Pour in almost all of the salty water a...

Cooking with Danger: Tortilla ASMR -- (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Cooking with Danger!  In today's audio, sit and relax in the kitchen with me while I make tortillas.  

I'll be posting the recipe and a photo later today, so you can make them along with me if so desired.  Very easy, fun, and super delicious (and nice to listen to)!

Parasocial Activity, Pt 2: Obsessed Fan in the Limelight -- (Female x Listener) (Yandere)

I hope you enjoy today's (very slightly) early upload, the continuation of the obsession roleplay Parasocial Activity, once again written by the wonderful sofi p!

Warming the Bench: Bullied by Your Team Captain Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (NSFW) (Binaural)

"God, you pathetic little slut!  This is what you wanted, isn't it?  Isn't it?!  Oh, don't you worry.  You're gonna get it..."

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an FxF erotic roleplay to fulfill any girl's bullying kink, written by the one and only sofi p!

Captured by a Yandere Kitsune Witch Roleplay, Pt. 9 -- (Female x Listener) (Finale)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the final chapter of the Yandere Kitsune Witch roleplay series, written once again by the fantastic Lumin!

Drunk & Dangerous: The Whore Next Door, Pt 9 -- (The Worst Thing I've Ever Read)

I hope God forgives me for today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  Tread carefully as you maybe skip this episode of my disgusted reading of the final chapter of The Whore Next Door, by Hamid!

No, seriously, heavy disclaimer on this one.  You'll have about a minute of me warning and ranting before the particular scene is read aloud, but just be warned -- it's grim.

On a lighter note, next Wednesday's upload wil...

Morning Cuddles with Your Mommy Domme Girlfriend ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Relaxation)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a sweet and soft mommy domme girlfriend cuddle roleplay!

It's okay, baby.  Mommy's here...

Encounter with a Dark Lamia Girl Roleplay, Pt 3 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dark Lamia roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful JD!

Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68626214

Drunk & Dangerous: The Whore Next Door, Pt 8 -- (Mr. Not-So-Nice)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  Join me once again as I rant, rave, and read more of The Whore Next Door, by Hamid.  Leave your sobriety at the door...

Girlfriend Helps You with Burnout Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a comforting, loving girlfriend roleplay, written by the wonderful Dex!

Milked for Content: an Erotic ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)

"You're so backed up, baby!  Don't worry, Mommy Dangerous is here..."

I hope you enjoy today's upload, featuring a writer getting drained of all his creativity, written by the bizarre and confounding Ashen!

For Personal Use: Submissive Girlfriend Gives You Stress Relief -- (Female x Male) (NSFW) (Binaural)

"Come here, baby.  You've had such a hard day.  It's time to relax..."

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an FxM binaural erotic roleplay featuring a submissive girlfriend who's more than eager to please, written by the fabulous Bathory!

Off Script: Kidnapped by Dangerous ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Kidnapped)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a kidnapping by Dangerous ASMR (I'm innocent, I tell ya, innocent!), written by the wonderful Kizrah!

New erotic coming tomorrow, and a special NSFW on Saturday to follow.  It's a busy weekend and good weekend to get busy...