I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Yandere Kitsune Witch roleplay series, written by the wonderful Lumin!
2023-02-03 00:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"What are you talking about? I... I wasn't checking you out..."
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive erotic upload, an FxM roleplay featuring a horny submissive tsundere nerd who totally doesn't want to have sex with you or anything, written by the fantastic sofi p!
ETA: Apparently Patreon didn't want people to know about this one, since apparently the notification wasn't sent out with this upload! Seeing if this will alert you...
2023-02-02 01:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of my intoxicated reading of The Whore Next Door, by Hamid!
Also, your new erotic is coming out later today -- thank you for your patience as I tweak it into perverted perfection!
2023-02-01 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a kind and comforting visit with the Soul Mender, written by the fantastic Cole!
In a less wholesome note -- as a beginning of the month treat, you'll be getting a new FxM erotic on Wednesday!*
*More time is needed for re-takes; thank you for your patience while I complete my latest perversion
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, Captured by the Demon Lord's Daughter, written by the wonderful Missing!
2023-01-27 01:35:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me for last week's live show where we rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction.
2023-01-25 16:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the vampire mistress series, Pangs, written once again by the wonderful sofi p!
Part 6 is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/69407186
2023-01-23 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Well, since we're both here... wanna pork?"
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the FxF edition of Short Fuse, an erotic roleplay featuring a fiesty and very horny goblin rogue, written by the fantabulous sofi p!
FxM edition is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/75279964
2023-01-21 00:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a sweet and loving Rattlesnake Lamia Girlfriend roleplay written by the fantastic Ashen!
2023-01-19 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!
Join me this week as I rant, rave, and begin my dive into more of the internet's most questionable fiction with The Whore Next Door, by Hamid!
2023-01-18 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous! The live show where I rant, rave, and drunkenly read more of the internet's worst erotic fiction.
When: Saturday, January 21st, 8 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: You've heard about profound boredom and wish to experience it yourself
Discord invite in case you need it: 2023-01-18 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Yandere Kitsune Witch roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful Lumin!
2023-01-16 01:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a slightly obsessive superhero roleplay written by the fantastic Lawson!
2023-01-12 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as I rant, read, and rave about more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction -- just in time to ring in the new year!
2023-01-11 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! Tell me which of my series (the ones written by me; if you don't see your favorites on here there's a good chance I wasn't the author) you want to see make a return by choosing from the options below. The winning option will get a new chapter to come out at the end of the month!
Poll runs through 1/17, so make sure to cast your vote before then!
-- the Crossover series is already in the works for later this year, so I left it off --
2023-01-11 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Join me Saturday night to ring in the New Year during this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous! It's time to eat, drink, be merry -- and drunkenly read more of the internet's worst erotic fiction.
When: Saturday, December 31st, 10 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: You want to end 2022 on a low note
Discord invite in case you need it: 2022-12-28 18:25:09 +0000 UTC View Post
First off -- Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!
Just a note to let you know I'm going to be taking a break until January 9th to spend time with family over the holiday season. With one exception -- I will be doing the Live Drunk & Dangerous on New Year's Eve so we can celebrate going into the New Year together!
And finally, thank you all so much for your support this year. Your kindness and generosity is appreciated more than you could possibly kn...
2022-12-26 02:02:24 +0000 UTC View Post
"Well, now. You're awfully old to be waiting up to see Santa, aren't you?"
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a Futa FemSanta gender neutral Christmas erotic, written by the bizarre and disturbed (but wonderful) Ashen!
2022-12-25 03:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"I need more power... more cum... and you're going to give it to me..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of the FxM erotic roleplay featuring a supernaturally sexy ghost girl, written by the wonderful J. Knight!
2022-12-23 01:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the best of this month's bloopers courtesy of yours truly (and my scattered brain, of course). Here's to 2023 and a whole new year to mess things up!
New erotic to be posted tomorrow, and another new erotic will be coming down the chimney on Christmas Eve. You must have been awfully good this year...
2022-12-21 19:14:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, an FxF succubus tickling roleplay, written by the wonderful Cole Blackblood!
In other news, new FxM erotic coming soon (pardon the delay, I never seem to know how much time I'll need to finish things).
2022-12-19 01:35:58 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's belated upload, a wartime audio roleplay written by the wonderful Sofi P!
Note: this audio features gunshots, explosions, and other things generally not suited for sleeping.
2022-12-16 23:15:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys! Today's post is running behind, so will be up tomorrow instead of today as scheduled.
As penance, please accept this image of Taffy looking round and profound. She feels your disappointment, too.
2022-12-16 03:30:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I drunkenly rant and read more of the worst-rated Creepypasta stories the internet has to offer.
2022-12-14 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Yandere Kitsune Witch roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful Lumin!
2022-12-12 03:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Now, now, baby girl, keep those hands to yourself. I wouldn't want to have to punish you..."
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of the Best Friend's Mom erotic FxF series, written once again by the fantastic Marley Monroe!
Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/forbidden-affair-57375872
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a roleplay showcasing a sadistic little slice of dystopia, written by the fantabulous Sofi P!
2022-12-09 00:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as we complete our intoxicated narrative journey through Moon People 3, written by D. Courtney!
In this episode: context that somehow makes things even worse than they were already, if that's even possible...
2022-12-07 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the FxF Ancient Egyptian-inspired ASMR roleplay, The Queen and Her Desert Flower, written once again by the amazing Azura246!
2022-12-05 02:30:06 +0000 UTC View PostSince you've all been so good this year, I'm extending NNN into December with a brand new NSFW audio every week until Christmas!
There may not be coal in your stocking this year, but it will definitely be getting stuffed with something...
Note: having a dick is not required to participate in DDD; I just like alliteration
2022-12-02 21:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post