DangerousASMR

Blackjack With a Shy Rabbit Dealer ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a roleplay featuring a Shy Rabbit girl, written by the fantastic Dark Horse (co-credit and many thanks also goes to PrinceThomas as the creator of Lucky)!

Still working on the identity theft behind the scenes, thank you for your well-wishes (as well as the ill-wishes on the thief)

Lost in Medusa's Lair ASMR Roleplay, Pt. 2 -- (Female x Female) (Binaural) (NSFW)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive erotic upload, the patron-winning poll choice of Medusa x Blind Listener -- this time in lovely FxF*!

Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70403648

*Yes, there will be an FxM later this month, so don't worry!

Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt. 51 -- (Christmas Special)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a Christmas-Special Live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction.

New Medusa NSFW to be uploaded Friday (slight delay for quality control purposes) -- thank you for your patience and support!

Delayed Due to Jerk Thief

Just wanted to let you know that the NSFW will be further delayed by a few days, with my apologies.

Among all the holiday stuff, I got the unfortunate news that my social security number had been used by someone in another state (who is not me), which has me now occupied with all the nonsense surrounding proving my own identity and stopping the jerk thief.

Hopefully it can be cleared up before the new year so we can get back to the fun kind of jerk, instead. Until then, thank you for bearing with me.

Join Me Tomorrow for December's Live Show!

Come and join me tomorrow night for the last Live Drunk and Dangerous of 2025 -- a patron-only show where we chat and read the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction!

When:     Saturday, December 27th, 8 PM EST

Where:    Dangerous ASMR Discord Server

Why:        You want to start 2026 with a fresh new side of trauma

Discord invite in case you need it: https://discord.gg/YbYA4MR

2025 Bloopers

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a compilation of some of my favorite outtakes and mistakes (and a few random songs). Why not end the year with a reminder of what not to do in 2026?

Happy holidays and Merry Christmas to all who celebrate! Your support has continued to make all of my seasons bright.

Christmas Cats

I hope you're all enjoying the holiday season! While I'm hard at work on the next upload -- the long-awaited NSFW Medusa x Blind Listener -- your patience is very appreciated. As a thank you, please enjoy this photo of my girls lounging by the fireplace (their favorite spot in the winter). They appreciate your patience, too.

Joy Ride with an Elf ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Christmas)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a Christmas-themed roleplay featuring a joy ride with one of Santa's Elves, written by the fantastic Temper!

Not Your Granny's Fairy Tales: Riding Red Riding Hood -- (Female x Male) (Wolf x Red) (NSFW)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an erotic gender-bent spin on the classic fairytale Red Riding Hood, written by the wonderful Ashen*!

*He also made the script extra long, so this delay is completely, 100% his fault

Coiled Together: a Lamia Roleplay, Pt. 5 -- (Female x Female) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Lamia x Lamia series, Coiled Together, written once more by the wonderful Ludpig von Jackie!

Part 4 (NSFW): https://www.patreon.com/posts/115968659

Drunk & Dangerous: the Worst of r/NoSleep, Pt. 22

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of Reddit's worst-rated scary fiction.

In this episode: heeeeeere's checkout time!!!

The Lustful Hunt: Futa Werewolf Fulfills your Fantasy on the Full Moon -- (Futa x Female) (NSFW)

"Her body is so beautiful... I have to have it... and hunt it..."

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, The Lustful Hunt, an FxF erotic roleplay featuring a Futa Werewolf and written by the wonderful J. Knight!

Erotic Tomorrow, Cat Today

Some audios take longer than others... including this latest one! Please accept my apologies for the delay and accept a Butterscotch in the meantime.

Transformers: Bikes in Disguise Roleplay, Pt. 2 -- (Female x Male)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Transformers roleplay series, written once more by the wonderful Ludpig von Jackie!

Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/129734804

Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt. 50

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live show, where I rambled, ranted, raved, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction!

In this episode: let them eat cake!... and also maybe bang it

A second upload will be coming later today; thank you for your patience while I work on my creations

DDD Erotic Poll

To end this year with a bang, it's time for the return of Dick Destruction December, which means a new erotic every week! Please choose from the options below which you would be most interested in seeing created this month (and beyond, as my schedule can fluctuate and creativity is a fickle mistress).

I'm going to be picking the top TWO from the list this time and you can make multiple choices; voting ends in a week. Now let's end 2025 with a bang!

Boinking Your Seductive, Cock-Hungry Teddy Bear: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (NSFW)

"You don't understand, Master... I neeeeeeeeed it..."

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive erotic upload, an NSFW featuring a magically-empowered seductive Teddy Bear -- written by the one-and-only Ashen!!

Note: New poll tomorrow to prepare for the return of DDD!! Get hyped!

Join Me Tomorrow for November's Live Show!

Come and join me tomorrow night for this month's Live Drunk and Dangerous -- a patron-only show where we chat and read the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction!

When:     Saturday, November 29th, 8 PM EST

Where:    Dangerous ASMR Discord Server

Why:        You are feeling too grateful and need a side of suffering

Discord invite in case you need it: https://discord.gg/YbYA4MR

Twin Bites: Taken in by Dhampir Sisters ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Male)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a Twin Dhampir Sister roleplay, Twin Bites, written by the wonderful Vigorous Play!

Drunk & Dangerous: the Worst of r/NoSleep, Pt. 21

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of Reddit's worst-rated horror fiction.

Note: new SFW audio to be released later today -- thank you for your patience as I continue to struggle with being the slowest creator to ever create slowly

The Heart of Attraction: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Binaural) (NSFW)

I hope you enjoy today's (belated -- it's a long one!) patron-exclusive upload, a soft Mommy Domme roleplay, The Heart of Attraction, written by the fantastic Steph!

Drunk & Dangerous: the Worst of r/NoSleep, Pt. 20

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of Reddit's worst-rated horror fiction.

In today's episode: Snow White takes her revenge, I guess

A Meeting with The Lady of the Lake ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Female)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, an ethereal meeting with The Lady of the Lake, written by the fantastic Dark Horse!

Banging a Magic Book: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (NSFW)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an erotic roleplay featuring the tender caress of a Magical Book, written by the one and only Ashen!

Drunk & Dangerous: the Worst of r/NoSleep, Pt. 19

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of Reddit's worst-rated spooky fiction.

In today's episode: real eyes realize no eyes

Survivor's Envy, Pt. 2: Taunted by your Childhood Horror -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Childhood Horror series, Survivor's Envy, written once more by the always amazing Sofi P!

Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115123890

Enslaved by a Demon: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Angel x Demon) (Binaural)

"Oh, my sweet dove. I'm going to have so much fun with you..."

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the long-awaited FxF version of the Angel x Demon roleplay, Enslaved by a Demon, written once more by the fantastic Ashen!

FxM Edition: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70799158

Forbidden Affair: Sleeping with Your Best Friend's Mom, Pt. 5 -- (Female x Female)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of the Best Friend's Mom roleplay series, Forbidden Affair, written once more by the wonderful Marley Monroe!

Part 4: https://www.patreon.com/posts/106525415

12 Ft Plastic Skeleton Girl Wants to Date You Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

For my birthday this year, I bought myself something I've been wanting for several years... a 12 ft tall plastic skeleton from Home Depot. That skeleton, in no small part, inspired this roleplay. Which is ridiculous, and which I will happily make more of if you at all would enjoy it.

Halloween is past, but extra large plastic skeletons are good year-round! Maybe even romantically...

The Return of Nonstop Nut November

It's that time of the year again, which means one new NSFW audio every week this month!

Let me know what kind of things you'd like to see featured in the comments below (with poll to follow), and I'll see how many I can make happen for 2025's NNN extravaganza of debauchery!