I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dragon's Gift roleplay series, written once again by the talented Jaro!
Catch up with Pt 5 here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/59254886
2022-05-20 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the Drunk & Dangerous finale of Moon People 2!
Join me as I drunkenly read and ramble through the least climactic climax ever put to pen and ink. Guaranteed to be more fun than a 2 am bologna binge!
2022-05-18 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, another Cuddled by a Horny Yandere! Relax and let this cuddly yandere girl soothe and worship your ears in beautiful binaural clarity.
I mean... it's not like you really have a choice...
2022-05-15 22:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"I don't know how to say this, but... I like you. As more than just friends. I just hope you feel the same way..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday upload, a sweet and loving friends-to-lovers FxM erotic roleplay from ye olden days of 2019!
2022-05-13 22:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Aaaand... we're back! I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Horny Ghost Girl roleplay series, written once again by the marvelous Ashen!
Thank you all so much for your patience and well wishes while I figure out what's going on with my health. It means the world to me.
2022-05-12 23:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Meet my garage door opener! This thing is going to be on me for the next two weeks or so, so they can get a better idea of what my heart is doing. The turtle is optional (supposedly). I'm currently feeling okay, and trying to take it easy and as stress-free as possible. But also... I'm bored and want to make some roleplays, baby!
New uploads to resume this Thursday, unless this thing in my chest explodes before then. Get excited!
But not too ex...
2022-05-07 23:47:15 +0000 UTC View PostHey, guys. So I'm not sure what's up with my health yet, but I have an appointment for an ultrasound with a cardiologist on Thursday.
I'm going on a short hiatus until I figure out what's up with my health. I'll keep you guys posted!
2022-05-03 14:08:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys!
Unfortunately I've been dealing with some health issues -- I've been having random fainting spells since Friday -- and haven't been as up and at 'em as I usually am. Which also means, also unfortunately, that today's early upload isn't coming at its regularly scheduled time.
Thankfully, Butterscotch came in at the last minute to try and distract you from your disappointment with cuteness. Did it work? Of course it did. Just look at that fac...
2022-05-02 02:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"My, my, my. You look just as delicious as ever. What, you thought I had gone for good? Oh no, my sweet girl, I'm not going anywhere. But don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. Quite the contrary..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday upload, the first FxF succubus erotic to appear on the channel, and still one of my favorites to this day. What can I say? There's just something about sexy punishment that really does it for me...
2022-04-30 02:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the FxF Lady Dimitrescu series Maiden's Blood, written once again by the fantastic sofi p!
2022-04-29 03:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again while I continue my intoxicated rambling narration of the epic(ally frustrating) Moon People 2, written by Grief Givington*.
Is this the worst book ever written? Can it even be considered a book without deeply insulting the very nature of literature itself? Will I lose grip on my sanity even further than I already have?
Find out now!
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If you've ever wanted to chat with me, now's your chance! Come to the Discord server this Saturday night for April's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where I'll be ranting, raving, and reading some of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction. Hey, maybe you'll even discover a new kink or two... though for your sake, I hope not.
When: Saturday, April 30, 8 PM EST
Where: Dangerous AS...
2022-04-26 22:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a sweet, loving, reassuring girlfriend roleplay with lots of comfort for anyone dealing with depression. I know far too many of you have been there right along with me in your struggles... this one's for you!
2022-04-25 02:10:31 +0000 UTC View Post
"You know what you're here for, right? Why I bought you? That's right, you're a pleasure slave. And you had better earn your keep..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday erotic upload, the first FxM chapter of my High Elf x Listener series, Owned!
If you've been missing the new stuff, don't worry -- a brand new FxF NSFW will be coming out next week!
2022-04-22 22:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I've missed you guys! Have you missed me? please say yes
Join me as we tour my new recording space (it's small so it takes a millisecond lol) and enjoy some chill and happy Butterscotch vibes to finish it out.
I can't wait to get back to recording! So much degeneracy, so little time...
2022-04-21 23:03:49 +0000 UTC View Post
For those who were wondering -- yes, the move went well (I am unpacking as we speak), and yes, my girls made the trip safe and sound (albeit with lots of complaining from Butterscotch and repeated escape attempts from Taffy).
While they didn't like the drive, they did enjoy sleeping on couches and pillows across the country. And hopefully soon, they will enjoy a nap or two in my new recording closet, which I will be touring for you on the 21st.
So much foam to ...
2022-04-17 03:25:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday erotic, the first Love-Crazed Yandere NSFW that I released on Patreon. The idea for this audio came to me much earlier than my Patreon did, actually... not that I'm a pervert, or anything. *cough*
In other news, tomorrow I will be sharing some cat updates for those who are interested!
And yes, Butterscotch will also be included, for those who have been asking. I wouldn't dream of leaving her out.
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2022-04-15 23:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Good evening, pet. It seems you are in need of some more correction as of late. And I have an idea of how to do that..."
I hope you guy's enjoy today's Flashback Friday post straight from February of 2019, Seduced by a Vampire 2: Erotic Boogaloo! This audio features not one but two horny vampire ladies... and so it remains one of my favorite erotic offerings to date.
Now bend over, it's time for your spanking...
2022-04-08 23:55:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys!
I'm going to be taking a new content break for a few weeks in order to move everything I own into a new closet several states away. I'll be gone until the 21st, when I'll return with a brand new closet tour!
Until then, I'll be posting a few of my favorite older erotic audios for those who may have missed them, along with updates and maybe some cat pics as me and the girls make it from state to state.
Wish me luck, and I'll be back soon!
2022-04-07 23:32:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as we take an intoxicated dive once again into the second installment in the Moon People series, written by Dale Courtney... and written to drive me insane.
Come listen and let's go crazy together!
2022-04-06 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, an extra domme addition to the Yandere Vampire Girlfriend series!
Now stop being so stubborn...
2022-04-04 03:43:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Aaaand... we're back!
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the terrifying Taken by Hysteria series, written once again by the wonderfully demented Ashen!
Previously on: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57702436
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On a totally different note, I wanted to let you all know how much I appreciate the outpouring of kindness and sup...
2022-03-31 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording from last Saturday's live show where we talk, laugh, and read some of the worst-rated erotica the internet has to offer.
It's the best time you'll ever have acquiring new traumas!
2022-03-30 11:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Unfortunately, today's regularly-scheduled SFW roleplay will be delayed until *Wednesday. Some days are harder than others and, unlike me, depression doesn't take a break. Curses!
Please accept this brief video as consolation, and take a patron-exclusive peek into Taffy's private life.
*An extra day was needed for decompression. Thank you all so, so much for your understanding and kind comments of support. It means the world to me, esp...
2022-03-28 02:30:43 +0000 UTC View Post
"We cannot mate every single time I am in heat, human... can we?"
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an erotic roleplay featuring the yandere-but-really-tsundere werewolf girl!
This audio was originally created as a custom, but is being shared with that patron's permission. Blessed be.
2022-03-28 00:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a whisper-only binaural ear worship roleplay featuring a loving girlfriend and lots of cuddles!
Now gimme those ears! I need to nibble on them for a while...
2022-03-25 01:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me in this episode while we explore more of the internet's worst scary stories and my tolerance for THC (it might even be higher than me).
2022-03-23 11:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me this Saturday night for March's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant about anything and everything while reading more of the internet's worst erotica. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes hideous, but always a good time*.
When: Saturday, March 26, 8 PM EST
Where: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server
Why: You've hit ro...
2022-03-22 22:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the long-awaited return of the Knitting Kuudere, written once again by the wonderful Todd C.!
Previously on: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35565876
2022-03-21 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a roleplay featuring a visit with an intriguing Forest Elf, written by the fantastic J.M!
2022-03-18 02:44:30 +0000 UTC View Post