"Nervous? I'm not nervous! It's just a stupid masquerade ball... what would I be nervous about?!"
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Half Orc Love Confession series, written once again by the wonderful Moviebuff3000!
2020-11-22 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"So, what gets you off? Wait, don't tell me... I'd rather find out, myself..."
I hope you guys enjoy this week's NSFW upload, the Female x Female version of the Lovecraftian Goddess of Madness erotic roleplay! So many people to be, so little time...
Come and join me tomorrow night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where I'll continue reading the bizarre and hilarious story, The Haunted Vagina, written by Carlton Mellick III... while high off my ass.
Trust me, it's a lot of fun. Well, for me at least... but you should be there, too.
P.S. Erotic upload is coming out later today, so gird those loins!
(Discord invite in case you need it: 2020-11-20 20:40:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the much-requested continuation of the Mom's Vampire Friend series, written by the fantastic F.N.!
I'd say not to worry because she won't bite, but... well... hopefully you're into that kind of thing.
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk and Dangerous reading of the Worst-Rated Creepypastas!
Sit back, relax, and suffer with me while I drunkenly read my way through some horrible horror fiction. What's the worst that can happen? You waste some time?*
*(oh, do it, anyway.)
2020-11-18 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"I'm sorry to do this, I am. It's just been such a difficult time for me, and I love you so much..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a yandere best friend kidnapping roleplay! Who's up for some cuddling? Trick question! It's mandatory.
2020-11-15 22:56:48 +0000 UTC View Post
"Relax with me, my dove... let me take all of your stress away..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a sweet and sexy roleplay featuring everyone's favorite domme girlfriend!
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk and Dangerous!
Please sit, listen, and relax to my "thoughtful" drunken narration of two of the worst-rated stories on the Creepypasta website. What's the worst that could happen?
2020-11-11 17:48:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the long-awaited conclusion of the Hunted by a Yandere Werewolf Girl series, written once again by the fantastic Azure Fenris!
2020-11-08 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"Say, what turns you on? Never mind, don't answer that... I'll just find out, myself..."
I hope you guys enjoy this week's erotic upload -- the requested Lovecraftian Goddess of Madness roleplay! Who needs sanity when you've got seduction, anyway?
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, back by popular demand: Humming and Headpats 2!
The snowstorm may be raging outside, but it's nice and cozy by the fire with me. Why not close your eyes, relax, and let me hum you to sleep?
2020-11-05 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys all enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous Worst-Rated Creepypastas!
Sit back, relax, and listen to me drunkenly read and roast some of the worst-rated Creepypastas on the 'pasta website. I mean, it's better than watching election coverage... right? Right??!
2020-11-04 17:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! So I'm posting a new (FxM) erotic this week, but I'm torn between two ideas and was hoping you could help me decide which should go up first. Either option can/will be made into an FxF version if you guys want, as well.
Thank you all so much, from the bottom of my cold, evil heart!
2020-11-02 22:23:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"Come... let's find new ways to make you squirm for me..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the long-awaited part 2 of the sadistic spider girl roleplay series, written by the wonderful Khonsu!
2020-11-01 23:31:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween! I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a very special Halloween Drunk & Dangerous.
Sit back and listen as I attempt to narrate 3 of the lowest-rated Creepypasta stories for your amusement -- while (very) intoxicated. It's even more fun than it sounds, I promise.
2020-10-31 22:30:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a spooky roleplay inspired by the popular game Among Us -- and you guys! During the last Live Drunk and Dangerous, an Among Us-based RP was brought up... so I had to try it! Thank you all so much... and enjoy!
2020-10-29 23:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the final live Drunk & Dangerous narration of the Harry Potter fanfic, My Immortal -- and the beginning of a brand new story, The Haunted Vagina!
So sit back, relax, and join me while I ramble and rave through two hours of total nonsense for your amusement... while high off my ass.
2020-10-28 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
"Ugh, Halloween... why am I even helping you, anyway? It's not like I like you or anything..."
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, another visit from the one and only tsundere vampire girl!
(It's been a while since our last encounter, remember it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31698060)
2020-10-25 23:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join me tomorrow night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where I'll complete my reading of the infamous Harry Potter fan fiction, My Immortal.
When My Immortal has completed, I'll be moving on to a new book that's very much in the spirit of the Halloween season: The Haunted Vagina, written by Carlton Mellick III!
(Discord invite in case you need it: 2020-10-24 02:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post
"How long have you been in that chastity cage, hmm? Don't worry, I'll let you out... just in time for today's lesson..."
I hope you guys enjoy this week's erotic upload, Owned Pt 4: FxF edition! Get ready to learn new ways to suffer... (but, like, in a sexy way).
(Pt 3 is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38760434)
2020-10-24 00:01:40 +0000 UTC View Post
"Wait, human! Come back! Y-you just kissed me... "
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the long-awaited fourth installment of the Lamia's Coils series written by the wonderful Game2345! Time to cuddle up...
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another addition to the wonderful and very intoxicated Drunk & Dangerous: 420 Fairytales! Sit back, relax, and enjoy my very high narration of these "classic" fairytales from ol' Grimm himself. What's the worst that could happen?
2020-10-21 17:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Come on, Carmelina. It's just one night out with Venus... how bad could it possibly be?"
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a fun outing with some of our original girls: the Countess, Carmelina, and everyone's (not-so) favorite, Venus! This audio started as a custom, but is being shared at the request of the asker -- thank you!
2020-10-18 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you adorably weak humans enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Taken by a Yandere Orc Girl series, written by the wonderful F.N!
Don't worry, she'll be gentle... well, as gentle as an orc can be.
2020-10-16 00:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another episode in the ridiculous Drunk & Dangerous 420 Fairytales series! Sit back and listen once more as I read through more of Grimm's "classic" fairytales... while high off my ass.
2020-10-14 20:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a new, relaxing Sleepypasta for your sleep and relaxation needs!
Today's audio narrates the Creepypasta I'm Not the Only Me, written by TheJinx (https://www.creepypasta.com/im-not-the-only-me/), set to the soothing sounds of rain. Lay back, listen, and let your stress go...
2020-10-12 02:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"My poor little thing... have you gotten tired of your chastity cage? Well, then... are you ready for another lesson?"
I hope you guys enjoy this week's erotic audio, the FxM continuation of the Owned series!
(For part 3, go here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38415511)
2020-10-11 03:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the friggin' adorable reluctant succubus series, written by the wonderful Missing!
2020-10-08 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you guys enjoy this Wednesday's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous 420 Fairytales! Sit back, relax, and listen to more of my high, rambling ranting and reading of Grimm's "classic" tales. Or... don't, I guess? I mean, it's up to you, really.
But you probably should.
2020-10-07 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
First of all -- thank you guys so much for your kindness and understanding! Moving is a bitch, not to mention in times of Covid... but thankfully the closet is all ready for recording. And today's early upload, to christen the new recording closet, is the often-requested, long-awaited continuation of the sadistic werewolf girl series!
Sit back, relax, and let me take out my moving frustrations on you...
2020-10-04 22:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post