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Let's Read Fairytales (Brothers Grimm)!

Hey, you wonderful humans!  

Today I'm reading a selection of 3 fairytales from the Brothers Grimm, set over the relaxing sound of ocean waves.  Sit back, close your eyes, and let me read you to sleep.... entertain you, arouse you... hey, I don't know your life, fairytales could be your kink!

New audio coming tomorrow, and your erotic arrives Saturday (or today, if you have that fairytale boner).  Hooray!

Seduced by a Vampire ASMR Roleplay Part 10 (Gender Neutral) (Female x Listener)

Okay, so it's been a while since the last part of this series so I added a little "previously on" in the beginning to refresh your memory.  Ain't I generous?  

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, part 10 (holy crap, 10 already?!) of the Seduced by a Vampire series!

Cuddling with a Tsundere Werewolf Girl ASMR Roleplay -- (Gender Neutral) (Sleepy Time) (Snuggles)

What are you doing, human?  Come, lay with me.  It's dark and you need to sleep...

I hope you guy's enjoy today's early upload, a sweet fluff standalone audio featuring our favorite yandere (tsundere, it's tsundere really) wolf girl.  A relaxing sleepy audio to help you into dreamland... 

Appetite of the Succubus Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male Listener)

What, did you think that I had left?  That I had gone for good?  Oh no, my pet.  I was simply biding my time.  And now?  It's time to eat...

I hope you guy's enjoy today's erotic upload, the female x male version of the succubus erotic roleplay!

Next erotic will be a sweet, vanilla friends-to-lovers piece, followed by part 2 of the Owned erotic roleplay.  Hopefully you're as excited as I am!

Kidnapped by a Love-Crazed Yandere: The Lost Chapter (A Parody)

I hope you guy's enjoy today's fairly ridiculous upload, a parody lost chapter of the Yandere series written by your wonderful fellow patron, Ike Moore!  

Show him some love for figuring out the easiest way to escape a yandere -- by being disgusting.

Your NSFW FxM Succubus will be uploaded later today, so be on the lookout.  I promise it will be infinitely more arousing than this parody... I mean, unless you get off on that kind of stuff.  In which case, I won't jud...

Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde ASMR Pt. 2: Just a Little Taste

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, part 2 of the Jekyll and Hyde series written by the amazing Todd C!

I swear, I have the most talented patrons out there.  The stuff you guys send me just blows me away!

Bloopers from Yandere Doll pt 3 (recording is hard)

All right guys, here is a short segment of all the notable screw-ups and general fuckery from my most recent upload.  Because I never learn from past mistakes...

Doll to a Yandere Girl Roleplay Pt 3 (Female x Female Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, part 3 of the yandere doll series, penned again by the wonderful Paul M!

Be on the lookout for bloopers from this recording, which will be posted soon.

I try to read The Beast in the Cave by H.P. Lovecraft (cave ambiance) (one take)

Okay guys, today I read the short story 'The Beast in the Cave' by H.P. Lovecraft, as requested in the previous "I try to read" installment.  I think I did a better job this time, fewer screw-ups, and I added a nice eerie cave ambiance for immersion.

Let me know if there is anything else you want to see me read -- fanfiction, regular fiction, nonfiction, erotica, poetry, whatever.  Love you guys!

The Appetite of the Succubus Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female Edition)

My, my, my.  You look just as delicious as ever.  What, you thought I had gone for good?  Oh no, my sweet girl, I'm not going anywhere.  But don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you.  Quite the contrary...

I hope you guys enjoy this week's erotic upload, a little something succubus for the ladies!  Next time around, the men will have a turn to be feasted upon.  After all, demons don't discriminate.

Stalked by a Love-Crazed Yandere Girl Roleplay (Female x Male Listener) (Leave Ending) (Season 2)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, season 2 of the Love-Crazed Yandere series from the perspective of the leave ending!  A little taste of crazy to end the weekend, because you deserve it.  And thanks to aj strange for reminding me how terrifying a missed call can be.

Your NSFW audio will be coming out in a few hours, so stay tuned!

Loving Girlfriend Relaxation ASMR Roleplay (Gender Neutral) (Stress Relief) (You're Perfect)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a gentle stress-relieving GFE roleplay.  Massaging, kissing, and sweet words of encouragement.  And sarcasm, which isn't that relaxing but which is so deeply ingrained into me that I can't extract it no matter how hard I try but, you know, that's just part of my charm.  Yeah, let's go with "charm".

I know, these last few uploads have been so damn vanilla, and I do apologize for not kidnapping you lately.  So to make it up t...

I Try To Read Call of Cthulhu Pt. 3 (H.P. Lovecraft) (Reading Is Hard)

I hope you guy's enjoy today's one-take reading of part 3 of The Call of Cthulhu by H.P. Lovecraft, flubs and all!  

Per request, I have added some rain/storm ambiance on to add to my stumble-reading.  I mean, if I can't read this correctly, at least you can get some relaxation out of the experience!

I plan to continue on with more H.P. Lovecraft (there are so many amazing stories to screw up), but if you really dislike it or want something else, just comment below! &nbs...

Bloopers Compilation

Please enjoy a short compilation of a week's worth of notable fuck-ups.  My pain is your gain!

Shy Cheerleader Love Confession Roleplay (F x F listener)

I hope you guy's enjoy today's early upload, a sweet little role play for my fantastic female listeners!  Because everyone deserves a love confession every now and then... 

Taken by a Female Serial Killer Part 5 (Gender Neutral)

 I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, part 5 of the serial killer series!  NO SCREAMING this time so do not worry about your relaxation being interrupted.  No, you can listen to this audio and relax into the delightful experience of being given PTSD by a serial killer without the annoying interruptions of a victim's distress.  Whew! 

Molested by a Yandere Giantess Erotic Roleplay (Female x Male) (Macro Fetish)

Oh pet, where is my little pet?  There you are!  Don't you move, little one.  I have something very special planned today...

I hope you guys enjoy today's NSFW upload -- the first erotic for my Patreon not written by myself, but rather by the author of the Giantess series, the wonderful Thomas J!  A round of applause for his incredibly filthy mind.

Next erotic will be an FxF bit of loveliness and a bit more on the vanilla side (well, a lot more compared to this...

I Try to Read Call of Cthulhu Pt. 2 (Reading is Hard) (H.P. Lovecraft can suck it)

All right guys, here is my butchery of the second section of Call of Cthulhu by H.P. Lovecraft.  I hope you enjoy!  Erotic audio will be up in a few hours, so be on the lookout.  Love you all to bits!

Let's Try Singing... I guess.

So a couple people were curious to hear my singing voice, and after the nightmare of yesterday's upload I decided to try and make it up to you by recording a very short clip for you guys.  

If you're wondering I'm singing Bang Bang by Nancy Sinatra -- if you've seen Kill Bill, then you'll probably recognize it.  I don't really sing for people, but for my patrons, I will make an exception.  I hope you enjoy my attempt!

Sponge Bathing a Yandere Grandmother Roleplay (Gender Neutral) (Gerontophilia)

Well hello there, sweetheart.  I haven't seen you here, before?  You're here to give me my spongebath, aren't you?  And such a lovely face... 

I hope you guys enjoy today's (slightly) early release roleplay, a definitely serious, absolutely sexy yandere roleplay I will definitely be making a series.  Absolutely.  100%.  Totally, dead serious.

Your Regularly Scheduled Sunday Post...

... will be arriving early Monday morning.  Why, you ask?  Am I running late?  Am I being lazy?  Have I finally been crushed by the weight of regular uploads and am sobbing, curled up in the fetal position while rocking back and forth?

Well, yes to that last one, but no the rest!  The audio will be on Patreon early Monday morning, before it is uploaded to YouTube, but it's kind of.... date specific.  If you get what I mean.  Hint, hint.  Hint.

Meeting with a Vampire Girl ASMR Roleplay (Female x Male Listener) (Lots o' Blood Drinking)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a one-shot blast from the past with our good vampire friend, Carmelina!  I have to thank my wonderful patron aj strange for his inspiration for this vignette -- so give the guy a round of applause in the comments below!

Next uploads will be the continuation of the Serial Killer series and a Giantess erotic that will blow your mind!  Love you guys!

I Try to Read HP Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu (part 1)

Okay, so this is going to be patron-only for the time being; you will understand why after listening for only a few minutes. 

I now realize that Lovecraft's work will require more than one take in order to get the words to flow freely... or rather, without the starts, stops, and general word pronunciation fuckery that this audio portrays.

So I hope you all enjoy this one-take attempt at reading part 1 of The Call of Cthulhu.  Let me know if you want more one-take attempt...

Wednesday audio idea...

Hey guys, I was thinking of bringing back the Wednesday audios.  Because traditional roleplay audios take a ton of time for scripting and editing, that's not really feasible with my schedule.  Instead, I was thinking I could upload readings of stories or things of that nature.  

Would that be of any interest to you guys?  And if so, what kind of things would you like to hear me reading?

Thanks for your input, I appreciate you all so much!

Owned (FxF): Outtakes

This short audio tells the story of how one girl realized not to record first thing in the morning, especially when you're getting over a cold.

Some recordings go better than others...

Owned: an Erotic Roleplay (Female x Female edition)

You know what you're here for you, don't you?  Pretty face like yours, you're best suited for one thing... pleasure.

I hope you all enjoy today's erotic audio, the FxF edition of my sex slave roleplay!  I had so much fun making it.

Note: this audio is in no way connected to atrocities committed on planet Earth, whether past or present.  The story presented takes place in a different time, on a different dimensional plane.  All people are created equa...

Prisoner of a Yandere Werewolf Girl ASMR Roleplay Pt 9 (Gender Neutral) (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the yandere werewolf roleplay.

Erotic roleplay coming up later today, so be on the lookout for that one, too!  

Partnered with a Yandere Witch ASMR Roleplay (Charmed Part 6) (Female x Male)

Hey guys, I hope you enjoy today's early upload, part 6 of the witch series.  Next uploads will be on Sunday (both traditional upload and the fxf edition of the erotic slave roleplay)!  

Love you guys to bits and pieces (but not in a amputation kind of way)!

Living with a Love-Crazed Yandere Girlfriend Roleplay (Female x Male Listener)

Hey, guys!  I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the first episode of the continuation of the love-crazed yandere series.  People wanted to have it continue after the "stay" ending and, so... here you have it!

Owned: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male)

You know what you're here for, right?  Why I bought you?  That's right, you're a pleasure slave.  And you had better earn your keep...

I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload!  I have heard your interest and will be doing a FxF version of this audio as well!

(Please note: this roleplay is a work of fiction taking place in a fictional universe.  Any relation to the actual atrocities committed by human beings in our current Earth universe is purely coinc...