In this script, I play a ditzy and airheaded girl. One of Santa's little helpers. I'm tasked with delivering a prize to the winner of this year's Winter Decoration contest... You! The winner gets a gift card from Santa for anything in the world!
But I lost it... and the cookies I baked as a backup got burnt. Then I spill cocoa on your legs! I decide to literally blow you... you know, to cool you off! Which then turns naughty and... you know where this is going!
Script by /u/Fred...
2024-01-06 17:00:03 +0000 UTC
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It's another late evening going through documents for your boss when her work gets interrupted by you telling her that you're quitting, distraught over what you're saying she tries to right the wrongs.
Script by /u/Michael-Afton
2024-01-05 17:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Artwork for the audio, 'Crash Crush.'
Disclaimer: All characters are above 18+, not related, and are engaging in consensual fun!
2024-01-04 22:00:02 +0000 UTC
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The small aircraft you chartered has crashed in a clearing of these vast woodlands. You and the pilot luckily both made it out alive and well. But she's kinda bossy, like she ties your hands to a tree each night to make sure you don't run away.
"I don't get paid if you're gone," she told you. But she is taking good care of you: getting fresh water, gathering food. And sometimes you catch her gaze as she's staring at you. But why? It's not like you're looking good enough to eat right no...
2024-01-04 17:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Stress has been eating away at you for a long time, and you can’t handle it anymore. Despite the scary rumors spread by the townspeople, you decide to order a calming potion from a local witch’s shop. Her pet raven is guiding you there, and you have no idea what to expect. Hopefully this will help… somehow
Script by /u/Turt1eShark
2024-01-04 00:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Artwork for the audio, 'Helping Santa Rest After Another Successful Christmas.'
2024-01-03 22:00:01 +0000 UTC
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After another successful Christmas, Santa returns to the north pole. Only this year, for the first time in a long time, there is no Mrs. Claus to relieve his stress. So his sexiest elf has taken it upon herself to give Santa his Christmas gift.
Script by /u/St0pinthenameoftits
Disclaimer: All characters are above 18+, not related, and are engaging in consensual fun!
2024-01-03 17:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Butt plugs are one of those toys you see a lot online, but not a lot of people actually have in their toy box.
This can lead you to wonder - what even is the point of butt plugs anyway, and why might you want to use one? It turns out, there are a LOT of benefits to them, regardless of whether you enjoy vaginal or anal sex - or even if you're single.
In this episode, we cover all of these benefits and more!
2024-01-02 17:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Artwork for the audio, 'Only My Boyfriend Gets To Touch, Okay?'
Disclaimer: All characters are above 18+, not related, and are engaging in consensual fun!
2024-01-01 22:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Sexy girl teases her co-worker on holiday, saying no but keeps hinting yes, building up an incredible sexual tension, and pushing him to see how long before he breaks.
Script by /u/Taurean_adift
Disclaimer: All characters are above 18+, not related, and are engaging in consensual fun!
2024-01-01 17:00:03 +0000 UTC
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She's the neko girlfriend of your dreams... except for one thing: She's an obsessive psycho with extremely sharp claws.
Script by Love_Forever_
I know I said SFW audios will be returning in January, but since Patrons get early access to everything, the first one is out now!
2023-12-31 17:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Audio for the artwork, 'Cute A.I. Is Sad Nobody Wants Her, And Eagerly Shows You How Hard She Can Make You Cum.'
2023-12-28 21:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Poor A.I! Everyone hates her, but all she really wants is to learn from you how to make you feel good...
The more I learn about what turns you humans on…
The hornier I get…
Mmm…
Script by Taurean_adift
2023-12-28 17:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Artwork for the audio, 'The I.T. Lady Knows You Are Watching Porn At Work.'
2023-12-27 21:00:01 +0000 UTC
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You have a bad habit of browsing for porn at work, specifically anal porn - your favorite. Little did you know that one of the pretty ladies in I.T. has been monitoring your searches! She knows all about your smut obsession, but fortunately for you, she thinks you have great taste.
Script by Hex_en
2023-12-27 17:00:01 +0000 UTC
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We go to strip clubs to get horny and have fun. But as the night goes on, it's normal to crave release!
Lap dances are a lot of fun, but they're even more fun when the dancer is using her body not only to give you a show, but to make you feel good as well.
This may give you an idea... can you let yourself cum during the dance? This is a good question!
In this episode, we'll go over how you can know when it's alright, how to do it tastefully without getting in trouble, and mo...
2023-12-26 17:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Artwork for the audio, 'Bitchy Roommate Confesses That You Trigger The Fuck Out Of Her.'
2023-12-25 21:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Your hot illusive roommate entered the bathroom looking a little upset earlier and it seems she’s still in there. Even though she’s basically a bitch most of the time, you’re starting to get a little worried for her, so you decide to carefully check up on her.
You knock on the door, but she doesn’t seem pleased with the intrusion. She bickers with you for a bit, but then decides to have an honest chat with you and spill the beans, so to speak. It seems sh...
2023-12-25 17:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Hello!
To increase transparency, I'd like to share how Patron funds were spent this month, to show you that your support is not going to waste!
- Dedicated server for website: $125
- Adobe CC Suite: $50
- Captivate.FM podcast hosting: $19
- Art generation tools: $25
- Headliner.app (Allows me to make waveforms for YouTube videos): $25.99
- Buffer (social media scheduler): $6
- Mailerjet (email marketing): $15
- Serprobot (allows...
2023-12-25 05:49:58 +0000 UTC
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Artwork for the audio, 'Your Girlfriend Tries To Cheer You Up After You Have Been Losing At Video Games The Entire Evening.'
2023-12-23 21:00:01 +0000 UTC
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It’s video games night and you have been losing every single game. Your caring, loving girlfriend is upstairs, waiting for you to finish your match so that she can spend time with you.
After yet another loss, you give up, annoyed. Pissed at yourself, you make your way upstairs where your beautiful girlfriend is on the bed, waiting for you.
Script by I_Nortorm
2023-12-23 17:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Artwork for the audio, 'Please, Let Me Ruin It.'
2023-12-21 21:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Your girlfriend loves to tease you, but now she has discovered something new, ruined orgasms - and she want to give it a try. She doesn't just want to ruin your orgasm, she wants to hear you ask for it...
Script by TeasedToTears
2023-12-21 17:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Artwork for the audio, 'Sexy Professor Gives You A Chance To Pass Her Class.'
2023-12-20 21:00:01 +0000 UTC
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You've been asked to stay behind after your lecture, and your math professor has had enough. You are constantly causing trouble and your misbehavior in her class is starting to really annoy her. She wants to give you one last chance, though.
You failed the whole past semester already so she doesn't see how you can catch up now, but she will let you pass her class and give you good grades, if you become her personal pet. A pet that takes care of her sexual needs, a few times...
2023-12-20 17:00:03 +0000 UTC
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There's not a single person on this planet that doesn't want to have a desirable ass. However, it seems like women are typically the ones that are blessed with beautiful booties!
This can lead you to wonder - can guys develop bubble butts too? Is there something you can do to transform your butt into a work of art, or does it purely come down to genetics and luck? And if you DO have the power to change it, how is it done?
In this episode, we'll cover how to make your butt look as ...
2023-12-19 17:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Artwork for the audio, 'Your Witchy Friend Has A Spell To Attract Your Soulmate But You Need To Breed Her First.'
2023-12-18 21:00:01 +0000 UTC
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In recent times, the idea of being together with your soulmate has become more and more desirable to you. But so far, you’ve had zero luck in attracting them into your life. Luckily, you have a good friend who’s a witch and she has just the spell that can help you manifest this desire. There’s only the small matter of impregnation which is required within the incantation. If you really want your soulmate, then you’re going to have to breed your best...
2023-12-18 17:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Artwork for the audio, 'You Wanted Anal Sex For Your Birthday, Right?.'
Yes, I know that the girl in this audio had a strap-on, but I couldn't get art for that >_<
2023-12-16 21:00:01 +0000 UTC
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When I ask my boyfriend - the listener - what he wants for his birthday and he says he wants to try anal sex, my thought is, 'he wants to be pegged. I love him, so I'll do it'. He says he would like it to be rough and I'm okay with the idea. He says he wants there to be restraints and a gag involved and that idea is almost arousing to me.
The morning of his birthday, I wake up early and restrains and gags the listener while he sleeps. The script begins with me waking him up,...
2023-12-16 17:00:02 +0000 UTC
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