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Going Forward: Early Access

(I put this text in the Dazzlings story, but figured it deserved its own post.)

Perhaps in a move that might slightly disappoint some of you, I've made a decision to start implementing early access for my longer stories going forward; Patrons will get to see them as soon as they're posted, but non-patrons will now have to wait a few days to have access. I'm doing this because I'm hoping to encourage more subscribers, and while I hate withholding content to do so, the more patrons I hav...

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The Dazzlings- All Tied Up (SPH, Chastity, Bondage)

 Hey friends! Sorry I was away for so long, but I've come back with my longest story yet! This is one I'm certainly proud of, and feel as though it's a great start to  2019!

Though perhaps in a move that might slightly disappoint some of you, I've made a decision to start implementing early access for my longer stories going forward; Patrons will get to see them as soon as they're posted, but non-patrons will now have to wait a few days to have access. I'm doing this bec...

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Titans Tower

 

Your phone lit up. It was a text. All it read was:

“friend come to the tower tonight for the fun!!! haha!”  

You didn’t even have to look at the contact name to realize that was a text from Starfire inviting you to a party at the Titans Tower.  At least all the words were spelled right this time. Regardless, you’d have to be stupid to turn her down. Since she was getting used to human life, she was absurdly friendly and fun to party with, and not to me...

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Meryl's Inspection

Hi y'all, sorry for slow going, been distracted with Smash. Here's a 500 word Patron reward featuring Meryl from Metal Gear Solid. 

Rat Patrol Team 01. You were a great solder, and they were a great unit. Only seemed fitting you’d end up with them.
 

The procedure as you first joined the unit was routine enough, with typical introductions, some basic tests and such to determine your basic aptitude and level of skill, boring stuff like that. The real test would co...

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Summer Lovin' Chapter II

Hey everybody, here's another Patron reward before I get to doing the non-SPH stuff I talked about this month. Happy end-of-NNN, here's to an erotic December!

Tim had been dreading this day. The first Monday back at school after the utter humiliation he had suffered at Summer Smith’s house party was sure to be an interesting one. By now, word had probably spread to just about everyone in school. His one saving grace was that there was no photographic evidence.

He managed to ke...

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Next Subject

While it's my bread and butter, I feel like I've been stuck in an SPH rut lately. I'd like to do some non-SPH stories to refresh and diversify my content. What do you guys wanna see? I won't necessarily just pick the winner of this poll but all of the ones that are reasonably popular answers. 

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999 SPH Sprite Comic

999 SPH sprite comic. I'm thinking of maybe doing more. Lemme know if you want more like this!

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Rainbow's Dash

Have another shortie! This time with Rainbow. Next time will be another patron reward 1000-worder. Enjoy.

It was your first day with the Wonderbolts. You were just part of the ensemble, but still, it was a huge honor to be flying the same skies as Spitfire, Soarin, and of course, the unbearably sexy Rainbow Dash. God, you couldn’t count the number of times you’d yanked it to her pictures in the magazines and the poster on your wall… Unf.  

You were alone in the locker...

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Haruhi's Appraisal

Hey guys, here's a short one for now. Gonna try out the whole shorter-stories-more frequently thing. Since we had a three-way tie in the poll, I did Haruhi this time. Next will be Rainbow Dash! Hope you enjoy!

In the hallway before class began, you glimpsed Haruhi Suzumiya. You knew two things about her: She was gorgeous, and she had an eternal reputation for being a complete weirdo. There were all sorts of stories about weird shenanigans she had pulled over the years but you never kn...

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Wendy

 

Hey everyone. I know I'm gonna start doing shorter-form stories but what better way to end the tradition than with my longest story to date? Well, hope you enjoy! 

“b there in just a few go ahead and hop the fence w/o me”

That’s what the text I got a few minutes ago said. As I made my way through the midnight, barely-lit streets of Gravity Falls, I almost couldn’t believe my fortune. Illegal after-dark swimming at the pool with none other than Wendy Cor...

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Reassessing my schedule

I feel like I'm not delivering enough content doing only one long story a week. Would y'all prefer if I continue the way I have of one big story once a week, or start doing 2 or 3 shorter stories delivered throughout the week? (This won't affect Patron deliveries, of course.)

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Rouge the Bully

 Hey y'all. Here's this week's story. Sorry about not delivering last week, I had too much going on. Rouge the Bat comes from a patron request! Next week will be Wendy! Hope y'all enjoy until next time!

You put your feet up on the desk as you stare at the array of ancient CRT monitors. Two hours down, six to go. Being an overnight security guard at the museum wasn’t challenging work, but god was it boring. It was just basically watching old dusty monitors until your brain goes ...

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Summer Lovin'

 Hey y'all, this was a patron's October request. I've got another request to do next week, then the week after filled in with a character poll! Hope y'all enjoy.


Tim's phone buzzed while he was in the middle of a game. When he paused to check it out, it was nothing he could ever have anticipated. The text read:

Hey man gonna have a party at my place tonight gonna be lit so be there bro! lol

Summer Smith just invited him to a party.

Quickly, Tim threw on s...

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ANARCHY in the S.P.H.

Hey y'all, I managed to find the time to finish this! (Barely on Sunday too). That said, I'm not 100% pleased with it. I may do a "version 2" of this story some day, but in the meantime I hope you enjoy.

It had all the makings of the greatest night of your life. You had hit it big at the blackjack table, and raked in the chips by the armload. When two literal angels practically begged you to take them back to your room, you figured there was no way the night could go badly. 

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Life kinda happened

Hey guys. Sorry to say but this week has been kinda packed and I don't really have much time to devote to writing. Would you guys prefer I just deliver a shorter version of the Anarchy Sisters on Sunday, or would you be willing to wait until next Sunday for it?

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Urbosa's Fury, Part II

 You wake in Urbosa's sleeping quarters. After Sirefi and Ukame had  dragged you to this dark bedroom, they stripped you of your clothing and  tied you to a plain wooden chair in the corner, to which your arms and  legs were still bound. A moment later they gagged you with a cloth as  well. With a few more cruel verbal barbs, they left you in the unlit  room alone. How long exactly was impossible to determine, but it had  been long enough for you to drift off t...

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Urbosa's Fury Part II is next. Who should come after that?

It'll be straight-up SPH for whoever it is.

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Chastity: Wii Fit Trainer

 I strolled into the gym. The sun had already gone down hours ago. My current... restriction had led to some pent-up frustration and I was looking for some way to burn it off. Fortunately, exercise is exactly what would relieve my aggression. But unfortunately, the person who was the source of my frustration would be found inside the gym. She liked to give me her private weekly workout sessions when no one else was around…

I walk into the locker room, preparing to get changed. The ...

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Character for Chastity/Orgasm Denial?

So the previous poll determined that my next story will be featuring Chastity/Orgasm Denial as the main fetish. What character would you guys most like to see for that?

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Should I start using actual measurements?

So far in my SPH stories, I've been avoiding giving actual measurements of the poor guys' penis sizes so as to make self-inserting more possible for the reader, but I also find it super hot when girls make fun of a particularly small number of inches. So what do you think, should I start detailing actual sizes?

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Running the Asylum (Jeanette Voerman SPH)

 

You sit at the bar, staring into your drink.  The Asylum was one of Santa Monica's most famous clubs, but that didn't seem to be making a difference to the lack of fun you were having. You'd paid the cover to get in ten minutes before your date canceled on you via text. So that the evening wasn't a total waste, you ordered a drink. The club scene wasn't really the sort of thing you enjoyed, so being here alone made it all the more depressing. You took a drink.

Suddenly, the ...

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Which "Part II" would you guys rather see next?

Jeanette's SPH story is next, followed by a non-SPH story. After that, I wanna follow up with a Part II. Which do you guys wanna see more?

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Little Cock Alert

Hey y'all. Been kinda out of it this week as I posted the other day, but I managed to throw this together. I know I still gotta deliver on the Jeanette story, but you can expect that next Sunday now that I'm feeling better. In the meantime, hope y'all enjoy this!

“Okay, the deal is, we’ll take our tops off, but in return, you have to take your trunks off,” said Kayla. Casey nodded in agreement with a smile. Both of the  sorority girls in the hot tub with you  were smo...

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Hey guys

So I'm having an off week, recovering from some illness. I don't think I'll have the energy to get a story out this Sunday, but I'll see if I can do something minor for you guys. Sorry to disappoint.

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What non-SPH fetish should I write next?

So next on my plate is the Jeanette Voerman SPH, but I wanna do something outside the SPH box after that. Then Part II of either The Inspection or Urbosa's Fury.  

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URBOSA'S FURY Part I

Hi everyone. I know Urbosa and Jeanette tied in the poll, but I felt as though I had stronger ideas for Urbosa, so I did her fist. You can expect Jeanette next time. I origianlly wanted this to be a standalone story, but I had so many wonderful ideas for Gerudo SPH, I couldn't keep them contained to one story, so consider this the start of a series! Without further ado...

You had been trekking through the desert for hours, and despite your provisions, it was still unfathomably hot and...

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SPH Story poll

So I want to kick off the Patreon with a couple SPH stories since that'll be the main focus of my work (though I'll def have other kinks too!), I wanted to know what (and more importantly who) you guys wanna read next!

(Note: For now, this poll is open to everyone, but in the future my polls will be Patrons-only)

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SPH Story: The Inspection, Part I

THE INSPECTION, PART I

Justin sat in the waiting room chair, trying to keep his breathing steady. He had been waiting for what felt like ever. He checked his shiny new watch. It was days after his eighteenth birthday, and the watch had been a gift. The timepiece told him it had only been 15 minutes. Was it normal to wait this long? He didn't know. The new Mandatory Penis Inspection law had only been implemented a year ago. Under the new law, he was legally required to submit for a Penis Inspec...

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