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Chilly Willy

Your new hiking partner doesn't seem to mind the cold.

Halloween's Over

Dante can try to be sexy. As a treat.

And I can have a big dick twink. As a treat.

I know I'm known for more average sized dicks but I mean. Come on.

You might be seeing more of Dante because I had an idea (actually I think it was a joke post on Tumblr years ago) to do a mock Dante's Inferno where Dante is guided through levels of kinks (admittedly vanilla kinks because it's me). I thought it'd be a funny little series to do. Nothing too elaborate. But I guess I need a Virgi...

Happy Halloween

Just wanted to draw some little guys and their pumpkins.

Hard to believe it's already been a month. I feel like I haven't really started to get back into the swing of it. I'm glad you've all stuck around though. Thank you.

Also, don't be surprised if some Halloween stuff bleeds into November too. There's definitely some more fall stuff to draw. Have a happy Halloween!

Pumpkin Seller Sell Me Your Finest Pumpkins

Felt like drawing this little dude again.

I just. I really enjoy making all the little variants for them like this. But I also don't want to completely clog a post with every little tiny different drawing. But they're so cute. Guys are way cuter in various states of undress. If there's ever a specific combo of things you want to see that I somehow missed you could just drop a comment and I'll add it.

Weenie Roast

Just wanted to draw a quick little pumpkin sprite or something. Not really sure. I think he's cute though.

Suggestion Box

Date Night

You'd think I'd be better at backgrounds and staging by now but I just want to draw the wieners. Everything else is secondary.

Manny

Thought it'd be nice to throw some color and finish the unfinished doodle I left you with all those months ago. It's symbolic or something I don't know. I just like Manny.

October

Just a little thing to kick off the month. It's finally been getting chilly and hopefully we get to have an actual fall this year.

Been trying to think of ways to restructure and organize this Patreon but at this point I think I need to take it slow and see how it goes from here. Hopefully I can build back up to the place I was before. I'd like to eventually do some little comics and games and maybe do some streaming too. Guess we'll see how things go from here. Glad to be back. At leas...

Unpausing/Last Chance

Just a last reminder before tomorrow that I'll be unpausing for the next month and now's the time to back out if you don't want to be charged tomorrow.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Unpausing October (Maybe)

Wow there are a shocking number of you who stuck around. I'm really surprised. Now I know this is extremely short notice, in fact I was gonna make this post a week or two ago but I've been waffling this whole time. I was considering unpausing for the month of October and seeing if I can start getting back into the swing of things. (Also I need to eat.)

I'm not 100% sure yet but I will be making a post again on the 30th either way so you'll know beforehand. So a heads up if I do unpause ...

Announcement

Hey it's a boy I never finished!

Now that I've got your attention. I think rather than keep pausing month by month I'll be unlaunching this page within the next few days. All this means is I'll be effectively parking the page as-is until I decide I'm ready to come back and fully commit to it which hopefully isn't too far off. But I've been saying that a while.

There's nothing you need to do. You'll stay patrons and won't be charged at all but I'll make sure to loudly announce when...

Smooch

Haven't drawn Dover in a while.

Also Hiatus/Payment status: Still paused.

Hornt

I don't know why I draw little horned guys here. I just go with what I feel. I've just been feelin the softer cuter kinda erotic art. Also does it count as erotica if they have a bone?

Bonus Old Roy: I was thinking of changing my Twitter DP but I didn't really like anything I had. So I just took the old one and tweaked it a bit. But man, I gotta say. 2019 me had no idea what he was doing. And I know some of you have been following me since then so kudos for sticking through that. But I ...

Winter

Been getting colder and colder.

Also Hiatus/Payment status: Still paused.

Solo

Just trying to get myself out of a slump so I thought I'd draw you a little guy.

Also Hiatus/Payment status: Still paused.

Roy

The baseball team closest to me geographically, which means I'm automatically supposed to root for them, is in the world series. I've had to hear all about it from my family. So I drew this out of spite. Put him in coach.

Also Hiatus/Payment status: Still paused.

Fall Guy

Just wanted to doodle a little guy enjoying his private spot before it got too cold.

I'm running out of time for Fall/Halloween themed drawings but I'm just completely tapped. I'd ask for suggestions but I know I probably wouldn't get too them and I'd feel bad. (stares at mountain of suggestions in my box dating back two years)

Also Hiatus/Payment: Still paused.

Fall's Coming

I threw this background together and it looked so much like those ugly backdrops in photo studios. So now I can't not picture them doing this while some poor photographer is trying to take their portrait.

Hiatus/Payment status: Still paused.

Pink

I've been playing some heavily modded Stardew Valley ft. a pink haired Sam so I just wanted to doodle a naked pink hair guy playing guitar because apparently I'm a big joke and have a type. So there's "Sam" I guess.

EDIT: Wait, I can just give him Sam hair. There you go.

Also I noticed a lot of new patrons after my last twitter post and I wanted to say in case you missed the walls of HIATUS warnings. This Patreon is on hiatus and all the payments are paused for now. Yes, I still p...

Waiting

Just wanted to draw Rocky from the other side. Don't keep him waiting.

I know I said Rocky was based on a tanuki and I keep drawing him with a striped raccoon tail. But here's the deal. It's cute so I don't care.

Behold, a guy

Happy September. Have a guy.

Hiatus/Payment status: Still paused/still paused.

Rocky

You hear something going through your trash and find this. What do you do?

Just felt like doodling a feral little Rocky with his weiner out.

Summer

I know it's something I've gone on about before (and never followed through) but I've been slowly cobbling together a base to build little VN things off of again. It's something I'd like to get into eventually and having a plug and play system all ready would be great. It seems like it'd be a lot quicker to produce than something like a comic and not as restrictive for me. I'm very wordy. Probably not full-length games though just little interactive bits. Also everybody seems to love horny VN...

Dante

Dante's always giving but has never got to receive.

I know I'm known for drawing average dicks but I can give myself a big dick every once in a while. As a little treat.

Hiatus status: Still going.

Elliot Undress

I'm still alive. And I'm still in hiatus mode. And I'm still trying to get this pose right. I just like it and I don't know why. I think I got it pretty good here though.

Also if I had a dime for every time I've had to drop my pants and look at the underwear lines for reference...

Red vs Blue

I don't know what to title this. Also I thought I had posted last week. Where does time go.

Hiatus update: Still on hiatus and payments are still paused. Carry on carry on. Hope you're having a safe, cool summer. Unless you're in the southern hemisphere. Then have a nice, warm winter.

Pool Problem

Was thinking about pools and how I haven't been swimming in many, many years so I doodled you a little man. I kinda miss the smell. Of pools not man.

Under the Stall

I was gonna make a comic about this way back when but... what is time. Maybe someday.

I've gotten so many new patrons in the time I've been on hiatus. I just want to let you all know in case you didn't that yes, I'm on hiatus. I usually post some more high effort stuff more frequently. Generally. I guess you could tell from the backlog though. I do like the sketchy stuff too though. I'm still posting art though even though payments are paused for now because I just like drawing dicks. ...

A Handful

You've probably guessed but hiatus mode is still active with monthly payments still paused for now. Hopefully soon I can get back into the full swing of things. But here's a little wiener to keep you going.

Also having to come up with titles for these things is almost harder than drawing them. Especially when I forget they might show up in your email.