Drunk Raccoon Eating Trash
Damn, that raccoon had to be REALLY drunk to eat that. This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!
2021-04-26 21:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Damn, that raccoon had to be REALLY drunk to eat that. This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!
2021-04-26 21:02:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe Impossible Puzzle Challenge begins today! For the next THREE hours I'll be putting together a custom Mr. Lovenstein 2000 piece puzzle LIVE on Twitch! Join me for the chillest of streams, and let's see how far we can get.
Streaming here: https://www.twitch.tv/mrlovenstein
drawing trash on a Friday afternoon: twitch.tv/mrlovenstein
2021-04-23 19:05:12 +0000 UTC View Post

We don't rub elbows, here. We rub shoulders.
2021-04-21 12:12:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The day has finally arrived. It's 4/20 and that can only mean one thing. My Kickstarter has officially launched! It only took me six years after publishing my first book. A lot of blood, sweat, and tears went into this bad boy (mostly sweat). This will be the first time I ever publish a hardcover, and the first time working with a publisher. The whole thing sort of feels surreal, but I'm incredibly excited, terrified, and thankful.
You can find the Kickstarter page 2021-04-20 14:26:56 +0000 UTC
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"Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? I'm fucking depressed."
This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream.

The Friend Zone is the most powerful place in the universe.
https://tapas.io/episode/2125873
2021-04-14 13:55:50 +0000 UTC View PostHi gang. It's your old friend, JL. I'm back with more behind-the-scenes book kickstarter exclusies. Please enjoy this audaciously seductive stack of books.
If you somehow missed it, I have a book campaign launching on April 20.
Check it: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-failure
That's ONE WEEK AWA...
Hey Hey! Ho Ho! Existence has got to go! This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!
2021-04-12 13:53:04 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm not a fan of New Doug. I prefer Classic Doug.
https://tapas.io/episode/2120083
2021-04-09 12:28:43 +0000 UTC View Post
The Sidewalk Worm saga continues. Will Sidewalk Worm be corrupted by the root of all evil, money?
2021-04-07 15:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post

I must admit, it really accentuates my deadly curves.
https://tapas.io/episode/2116556
2021-04-06 17:36:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Crime DOES pay.
https://tapas.io/episode/2111682
2021-04-02 14:19:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The greatest sin of them all. There's no saving his soul.
This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!

"Consulting the Ancient Text" aka responding to a text that's over a week old.
2021-03-30 13:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Free yourself from trivial matters like how much money I owe you.
https://tapas.io/episode/2104023
2021-03-26 13:42:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Sidewalk Worm's adventure continues! This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!
2021-03-25 14:52:09 +0000 UTC View Post

The smell of depression is the unmistakable combination of cheap body spray, dried tears, and a slight hint of urine.
2021-03-23 16:11:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Just one more. That's all I need to feel to content, I swear!
https://tapas.io/episode/2096050
2021-03-19 12:42:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Here they come. Dough nut fuck with them.
This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!

I have no mouth, and I must complain.
https://tapas.io/episode/2092777
2021-03-16 13:13:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi gang. I'm back with another behind-the-scenes Kickstarter update and this time I'm coming to you for your valuable opinions. First of all, look at that god damn book render. Isn't that baby sexy as hell?
Anyway, so we have all of the reward tiers figured out for the campaign, except for one. The book itself is $30, which also includes a PDF version and a digital thank you card. The book is hardcover and over 200 pages long.
The next reward i...

For example, if you can forget your crumby job, the planet dying, and our own mortality all at once... you can have a good time.
2021-03-10 14:27:12 +0000 UTC View Post

"I'll give you warmth and a sexy tan."
You are literally cancer.
https://tapas.io/episode/2080763
Greetings, my lovely patrons. It's about time I treat y'all to another peek behind the curtain of my upcoming book kickstarter. Not only am I doing failure stickers, but I'm also designing Failure Greeting Cards. They're the perfect card for when a friend or family members fails hard or for that special failure in your life. It's shocking Hallmark isn't already in on this. Here are two designs of the four total cards that'll be available during the Kickstarter campaign. They ...
2021-03-01 14:06:57 +0000 UTC View Post

It was the final guac that broke the nacho snack.
https://tapas.io/episode/2072749
2021-02-26 14:49:29 +0000 UTC View Post
2016 couldn't stop her. 2020 didn't even stand a chance. All I have to say to 2021 is... good luck, bitch.
This was a REQUEST from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!
2021-02-25 20:40:28 +0000 UTC View Post

This always happens when the batteries run low.
https://tapas.io/episode/2069317
2021-02-23 18:19:23 +0000 UTC View Post