Monday Morning Comic
The only thing keeping it together.
2020-01-13 12:54:20 +0000 UTC View Post
"You'll be hotter than I ever was." This was a request from last month's LIVE draw request stream!
2020-01-10 13:33:04 +0000 UTC View Post

You died beautifully, my friend.
https://tapas.io/episode/1623631
2020-01-09 12:48:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Good god.
https://tapas.io/episode/1622277
2020-01-07 14:21:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Reliable, smells wonderful, and keeps me regular.
2020-01-06 14:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
At this point, I'm in favor of deciding the next president with a Royal Rumble.
2020-01-03 16:03:31 +0000 UTC View Post

I am impervious to everything. Especially love.
https://tapas.io/episode/1617411
2020-01-02 16:49:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Sorry I'm late for work, boss. I slept in because a cloud is stalking me.
https://tapas.io/episode/1607661
2019-12-31 13:50:37 +0000 UTC View Post

He was into True Crime before it was cool.
https://tapas.io/episode/1607657
2019-12-26 13:48:39 +0000 UTC View Post

I get to keep being a piece of shit and live to 90? Incredible!
https://tapas.io/episode/1607651
2019-12-24 13:28:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my dear friends. I’m in the middle of a cross-country trip for the holidays. Please enjoy this wonderfully shitty drawing I did in my notebook just now at a Greyhound bus depot. I’ll be back home on the 30th! Y’all have yourself a very merry next couple of days.
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
2019-12-23 17:53:15 +0000 UTC View Post
We find lawyer cat guilty of being TOO adorable. This was a draw request from last month's LIVE draw request stream!
2019-12-20 14:19:00 +0000 UTC View Post

I'll always have your back and hold you back.
https://tapas.io/episode/1605021
2019-12-19 13:37:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Are you sure you want to watch EVERYthing?
https://tapas.io/episode/1603147
2019-12-17 12:54:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Perhaps not quite as healthy in this instance.
https://tapas.io/episode/1598776
2019-12-12 13:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

I did come up with a creative new way to move my mouth.
https://tapas.io/episode/1597078
2019-12-10 13:51:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I would've just gave it to you, but it seems like you had your heart set on killing.
2019-12-09 13:28:46 +0000 UTC View Post
I decided to go with an off-brand New Yorker cartoon style for this one for some reason. This was a draw request from last month's LIVE draw request stream!
2019-12-06 15:38:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Be kind to yourself. Not TOO kind, though.
https://tapas.io/episode/1592480
2019-12-05 13:03:51 +0000 UTC View Post

And if you're not confident you can pretend, pretend you're confident that you can pretend.
https://tapas.io/episode/1577350
2019-12-03 13:43:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Ugh, he does this every Thanksgiving.
https://tapas.io/episode/1586090
2019-11-28 13:03:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Pigeonwholesome.
https://tapas.io/episode/1584391
2019-11-26 13:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
The little guy got the equivalent of a king-sized snickers bar from a rich neighbor. This was a draw request from last month's extra spooky LIVE draw request stream!
2019-11-22 19:51:52 +0000 UTC View Post

This is just a taste of my full power.
https://tapas.io/episode/1579673
2019-11-21 13:06:40 +0000 UTC View Post

And if you're not confident you can pretend, pretend you're confident that you can pretend.
https://tapas.io/episode/1577350
2019-11-19 14:26:59 +0000 UTC View Post
You're lucky I didn't jam when I printed that, bitch.
2019-11-18 13:37:32 +0000 UTC View Post