The Universe.

More like the "you-need-verse."
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/959
2018-03-22 13:21:46 +0000 UTC View Post

More like the "you-need-verse."
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/959
2018-03-22 13:21:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Can't spell absolution without abs.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/958
2018-03-20 13:28:47 +0000 UTC View Post

So did you really want to eat there or not?
"I don't care."
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/957
2018-03-16 12:54:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Could you let me in? I don't know how much longer I can hang from this fifth story window.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/956
2018-03-13 19:17:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m unequivocally ambivalent towards Monday’s.
2018-03-12 15:55:32 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm the baby daddy.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/955
2018-03-10 13:48:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe has seen better days. A request from last month's live draw request stream.
2018-03-09 13:52:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Grab your bootstraps! Grab your bootstraps!
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/954
2018-03-08 17:28:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Steer clear of my ex. She's into crabs.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/953
2018-03-07 12:27:09 +0000 UTC View Post
A very literal request from last month's live draw request stream.
rip fish bro
2018-03-05 15:45:02 +0000 UTC View Post

They call it a lazy river for a reason, you buffoon!
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/952
2018-03-03 13:03:26 +0000 UTC View Post

I can't even cry for obvious reasons.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/951

You can't watch where you're going if you're going nowhere.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/949
2018-02-23 13:53:39 +0000 UTC View Post

It's true. Blue men can't shoot.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/948

I always wear a trenchcoat and fedora to parties.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/947
2018-02-16 14:23:06 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the only way to heal a broken leg.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/945
2018-02-09 21:43:26 +0000 UTC View Post
What's all that extra shit on your head?
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/944
2018-02-07 19:19:45 +0000 UTC View Post
From last month's live draw request stream. The man from the cover of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds hiding in a bush.
2018-02-06 14:03:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Why not both?
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/943
2018-02-05 19:18:17 +0000 UTC View Post
"A donkey with a ribboned sun hat, sunglasses, and a big mustache." From last month's live draw request stream.
2018-02-05 13:51:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I put the O in CFO.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/942
2018-02-02 12:47:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't know what the dash is for. Noses don't exist.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/941
2018-01-30 19:02:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't let me catch you Rubin one out.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/940
2018-01-26 13:17:08 +0000 UTC View Post
"If I take this shot, that would be even more painfully embarrassing... what do I do??"
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/939
2018-01-23 21:44:28 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, I just wanted to say thanks to everyone that decided to become my patron after my post yesterday. As I've said, I HATE promoting this thing, but it's really the only way I'm able to make Mr. Lovenstein. It's a big ask, and you all stepped up when you can spend your money on a billion other things. Also big thanks to the patrons that have stuck around month after month, year after year. You guys are my heroes.
I'm just very honored and humbled by all of you. Thanks!
That was the only thing that ever made me laugh.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/938
2018-01-20 12:49:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Now get the fuck away from my trash can.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/937
2018-01-18 13:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post