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OJST: Catch of the Day by Bonerbob

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/catch-of-the-day-bonerbob/

Bonerbob returns to OJST with this whale of a tale about a horny fisherman's wife and the lengths she must go through to catch her husband's attention. 

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OH JOY SEX TOY CATCH-UP:

This comic was originally published August 10th, but I was traveling and off ...

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OJST: Touch X

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/touch-x/

When a dear friend had to move back to her childhood home to help care for her aging parents, Matt and I knew just what going-away gift to give her for her send off so she can get off in her new-old less-private quarters. 

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OH JOY SEX TOY CATCH-UP:

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Well, everything sucks

It would be wiser, I think, to write this update once Matt and I actually know what we're doing. But, we don't. Matt's written an update on  Oh Joy Sex Toy that's going live with tomorrow's comic, and it just... I'd rather tell you patrons directly ahead of time. 

God, it sounds like we're getting divorced, doesn't it? 

We're not. ...............................but actually, it feels a lot like it, to be honest. 

I'm gunna quit working on OJST. Matt's not...

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Just here.

Two weeks of laughing and loving. Two days of sobbing till I’m sick.

I’m home again, with my suitcase exploded open on my living room floor. The objects of my life are strewn around me, like I’m in the center of a storm.

I took a picture because I don’t know what else to do.

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Please don’t leave a comment, I just don’t have the capacity for them right now but I do feel loved and supported by my community and I ...

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AUTOBIO: With a Blog

Like. 

I just repeat information that actual doctors and educators have already said, but I put it next to cute drawings and throw in some dad jokes. I share my personal opinions on sex toys, not thinking my word is law on the effectiveness of the latest vibrating doodad because everybody's body is so different. Just because something feels good to me, doesn't mean it'll feel good to you. ...

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OJST: My Gynecomastia by Giopota

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/my-gynecomastia-giopota/

Italian guest artist Giopota returns with his personal story about having Gynecomastia,  both the downsides and the surprising perks!

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OJST: Indie Stores

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/indie-stores/

Fancy getting fingered by a dragon's paw? Itching to be impregnated by alien eggs? Salivating at the thought of having sex with a selkie? 

The fantastical fuck of your dreams is one click away.

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For When Your Brain is On Fire

A colleague sent me a text while they were in crisis and didn’t know what to do. I sent them back a thing summarizing the most helpful techniques I’d learned while I was at Space Camp (The Intensive Outpatient Program) and going through Dialectical Behavior Therapy from 2019-2020.

A month or so later, another friend from a completely unrelated social circle texted me when her brain w...

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OJST: Top Surgery by Jey Pawlick

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/top-surgery-jey-pawlik/

Jey Pawlik returns to OJST to get something off their chest.

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The Crying Bisexuals

Ok. So. Like.



I'm kind of embarrassed to be asking this publicly.



Because it's such a masturbatory just-came-out-and-is-being-way-too-much-about-it-and-annoying-all-the-elder-queers question, but, like...

2021-07-12 03:46:55 +0000 UTC View Post

OJST: Dirty Talk

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/dirty-talk/

Looking to clean up your dirty talk? Today's OJST is an introduction to getting obscene with your oration.

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Sunday Morning Routine






2021-07-04 22:51:54 +0000 UTC View Post

AUTOBIO: Scattered Thoughts

Rough, raw one tonight-- I'm not sure it's worth posting? I mean, I'm not fishing for compliments! I'm just saying. ...

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OJST: Exploring Orgasms by eRomameRo

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/exploring-orgasms-eromamero/

eRomameRo shares a personal story about their exploration of orgasming. 

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OJST (sort of) - The Ridiculous

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/ridiculous

Did I ever tell you guys about how Matt's mom proposed to us?

Today's update is a personal, rough-ish draft of a comic I shared with my Autobio Tier patrons in December and  wasn't planning on posting publicly, definitely not in its current state, buuuuuuuuuuuut life i...

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OJST: Hair Confidence by Devils

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/hair-confidence-devils/

Guest artist Devils cuts through her self-consciousness with this hair-raising personal story!

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OJST: FleshSack

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/fleshsack/

Matt had a ball reviewing the testicle-tastic FleshSack by Fleshlight and this is nuts but I’m preeeetty sure you'll enjoy learning about this fuck sleeve too, even if it isn't anything you can actually use for yourself. As someone without the right equipment to use this glorious fuck sleeve, I still genuinely enjoyed boinging those big ol' balls around with my hand.&n...

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ART: Ring-tailed lemurs were very popular among upper-class lesbians in the early 1900s

Yesterday, while I was inking tomorrow's OJST comic, I was simultaneously listening to this biography on Beatrix Potter. About halfway through, our narrator just casually mentions that during the early 1900s, it was quite popular among the upper class lesbians to own their own ring-tailed lemurs that one could purchase at this specialty pet shop in London.

Obviously, I had to stop everything to Google th...

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OJST: Toys and Lace by G Romero-Johnson

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/toys-and-lace/

G Romero-Johnson shares a sexy fictional story about the possibilities the right sex toy can help unlock. 

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No OJST This Week

On the upside, this also means you won't be charged this week! 

Here are some pictures of Tig.

(That's my gardening hat)

"It's an ILLUSION, Michael."

Tig being an absolute geniu...

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OJST: Tenga Geo

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/tenga-geo/

You'll never guess what Matt sticks his dick in this time!

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AUTOBIO COMIC: Quarantine Diary, Day 425

My "realizing I'm maskless in an angry crowd" anxiety dream has completely replaced my "realizing I'm naked at school" anxiety dream. 

It will be really interesting to see how long that maskless dream sticks around-- not just for me, but for all of us who have it. Will we still be dreamin...

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TODAY! - Chat with Emily Nagoski - 4:30pm PST

Wednesday, May 12th @ Charis Books

4:30pm PST / 7:30pm EDT
Emily Nagoski is the award-winning author of the New York Times bestselling Come As You Are and The Come As You Are Workbook, and coauthor, with her sister, Amelia, of New York Times...

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OJST: Break Time by Tila

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/break-time-tila/

Tila debuts on Oh Joy Sex Toy with this sexy little story reminding us all to take a break from work ;) 

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Book Chat with Emily Nagoski TOMORROW!

2021-05-11 07:11:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Poppies to Poppies

See the little hard brown seed casings clinging to the very tips of these brand new poppy sprouts?

I picked each one by hand.

My poppy garden has been one of my great pleasures the last few years. It's a collection of established plants rescued from discount shelves in gardening centers because t...

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Book Chat Tonight - 6pm PST / 9pm EDT

Toniiiiiiiiiiiiight! This live chat is broadcasting tonight! We're gunna talk about Let's Talk About It and sex and comics and probably some other stuff too. 

Thursday, May 6th @ Third Place Books

6pm PST / 9pm EDT
Cl...

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OJST: Erika's Brain Hackz for Crushin' Mental Health Like a Motherfucking BOSS

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/mental-health-practices/

Just what the title says. 

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Day after tomorrow! I hope you'll join Matt and me for our chat at Third Place Books!

2021-05-04 07:11:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Live Book Chats - May 6th & 12th

Reminder: This Wednesday, May 12th is our chat with Emily Nagoski!
4:30pm PST / 7:30pm EDT • Register here!
It's free! And I'm pretty sure I saw that this one is going to be recorded, too. 

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Hey! So... Matt and I a...

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Just Sunday Things

My brain has been goo so Matt took me to Mt Tabor today. We sat on a tablecloth on the ground while I embroidered and he sketched on his iPad.


Once again, I am embroidering Lady Lovely Locks, but this one is going to be my most elaborate, sculptural fiber piece yet.


Just be...

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OJST: Side Effet, Right Effect by Hien Pham

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/side-effect-right-effect-hien-pham/

His brain isn't the only part of Hien that gets affected when he starts on anti-depressants!

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