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Hey, can I tell you something cool? 

I've been working with traditional publishers in some capacity for the last 16 years. It's fun! You give them comics and they put them in a book and then they have a system set up to get those books distributed into comic shops and book stores and other people can find them. Sometimes they pay you some money upfront (not always) and then there's the promise that if the book generates enough profit, you'll get a royalty payment later on.  View Post

Journal Comic - Collaging at the Intensive Outpatient Program

CONTEXT: I'm currently enrolled in an Intensive Outpatient Program for mental health right now. I comic'd about it a bit before. I go in all day twice a week to learn healthy coping strategies to counter my bipolar brain and PTSD'd soul.

Instructor: Today in Expressive Therapy we'll be portraying our...

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B-Balls Duo by Lucy Bellwood

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/bballsduo-lucybellwood/

It’s that time of the year 🍑 Guest comic review by @lubellwoo 🍑🍑🍑

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Peyronie's Disease by Bingo

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/peyronies-bingo/

Yaaay! Bingo's back!! And this time with an educational comic about the penis afflicting Peyronie's Disease. If you or a loved one has a bent boner, read up on this comic and then call your doctor.

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Hey, thanks

Thanks for being all nice and stuff about my other post. The one about my psych telling me to get enrolled in an Intensive Outpatient Program for my mental health struggles. Life is weird right now but kind of good-weird, I guess. Weird-with-the-potential-to-become-good. I don't know. I took this picture just now, this is exactly what I look like and where I am at the moment that I'm writing this t...

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Panty Proposition by SofiaGray.com and Gabriele Falzone

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/pantyproposition/

SofiaGray .com and Gabriele Falzone teamed up to bring you this sweetly dirty story about some sweetly dirty undies and the adventures they go on 👙 (Why is there no underwear emoji????)

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Journal Comic - I'm Functional

Narration: I've been having pretty significant bipolar swings the last couple months, so I  checked in with my psychiatrist about my meds.
Psychiatrist: So, how are you doing?
Erika: I'm functional.

Erika: I go to work. I make jokes with my friends. I have a good relationship with my husband...

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Pro 3 Fuck Machine

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/fmachine-pro3/

Oh boy. 

Hoooooooo boy. 

Today's comic is a doozy. 

When we started OJST six years ago, Matt and I conversations about how explicit the comic should be and how explicitly we should depict ourselves in it. We decided it would be in our best interest and safety to keep all our bits and bobs covered up and leave the nudie sexy stuff ...

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Pervy Patent Proposals by Niki Smith

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/patents-niki-smith/

Niki Smith returns to OJST with this look at some real life sex toys that may not have fully made it off the drawing board but DID get patented. Who knows? Maybe you'll wind up finding one of these on the shelf some day!

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Functional?

But I’m not going to hurt myself, I told my psychiatrist, and she still strongly recommended (commanded?) that I enroll in the Intensive Outpatient Program at the hospital. If I didn’t, she would like to have me actually hospitalized there. 

I was blindsided.

But I’m functional, I told her. I go to work, I socialize, I post pretty pictures on Instagram. I’m articulate, I make jokes. I know I’m not in a good place, but I thought functional was good enough. View Post

We-Vibe Moxie

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/moxie/

The Moxie is a remote-controlled panty vibrator that packs a punch... and MAGNETS.

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OJST Production Drawings

Workin' away on next week's review (We-Vibe's The Moxie, comic airing July 16. It's a remote-controlled vibrator you wear in your panties and leave your nethers to the mercy of somebody else at a distance) and for once I actually thought to document some of my drawing stages for you lovely folks. 

Have I told you how lovely you look today? 

Just. So lovely. 

Now, I knew I wanted to draw myself with my legs on the couch, scolding Matt, but I wasn't really sure ...

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I accidentally told a six year old on the bus about the concept of death.

My phone froze on the bus, it wouldn’t even allow me to force it off by holding down the power button.

I was gunna spend the forty minutes sulking out of the window but then a summer camp troop of wee bitty children boarded and a tiny kid with a cloud of soft blond hair sat down next to me and I decided, against my better judgment, to strike up a conversation with him. Kids that age should have already been taught not to talk to strangers but I’m a white woman who dresses like a pre...

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JT Waist Cuff by Lucy Bellwood

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/jt-waist-cuff-lucy-bellwood/

Lucy Bellwood returns to OJST with this review of some fancy bondage gear from Stockroom PLUS... The Basketball Feeling. What is The Basketball Feeling? YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO READ THE COMIC TO FIND OUT, NOW WON'T YOU.

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My first animated gif???? Also: Book Update

I actually made an animated gif in Photoshop????? I've always either used one of those free services online or got Matt to do it but today I put on my Big Boy Pants and looked up a tutorial and DID IT MYSELF. Like a GROWN UP. 

What you see here is all the steps one single page of Let's Talk About It went through to become the work of art it is at the end. (NEW PATRONS: 2019-07-08 00:19:42 +0000 UTC View Post

High Functioning Crazy

Man, the last two weeks, and especially this last week, have been real rough on my poor body and brain. Just, real weak, real tired, brain on fucking fire. It’s frustrating, because I met with my psychiatrist last month-ish and I was doing ok-ish at the time and my blood draw said my lithium levels were safe so we didn’t adjust any of my meds but now it’s like, fuck, do I need to tweak my brain drugs again because I am barely functional 😬 

I can’t imagine what life would...

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Pregnancy Sex by Boum

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/pregnancy-sex-boum/

Boum knows first hand what it's like to go through the baby-makin' cycle and she's here to let you know what to expect when you're expecting (...and still horny)

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Radishes Grow Flowers

Have you ever seen a radish flower? 

It’s not something I ever thought about, until I saw my own blossoming. 

You think of radishes and you think of the red root vegetable bundle you buy at the grocery store, if you think of them at all. Radishes are dinner. 

But to a radish? 

They’ve got their own directive. They’re trying to grow as big as they can ...

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Mending

The stitching holding my coat pockets together disintegrated pretty spectacularly a few weeks ago and every time I’d have to fish around in the lining of my coat to retrieve my phone I would tell myself “Erika, you should sew this back up” but I never did.

Twenty years before this whole coat issue, I had a long, lightweight, floral dress that I wore as a teenager during the summers in Seattle.

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Introduction to Latex by Haley Rose

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/intro-to-latex-haley-rose/

Haley Rose loves a certain, specific material and she tells us all about it in her guest comic! 

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Also! I had a great time chatting with the Strange Bedfellows podcast about comics, sex, and, you know, all that good stuff....

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Timeless Evil // Who Would Do That???

You know how in a movie the villain always has an oil painting of themself above the mantle in their lair and they're just looking evil and smug and judgmental as fuck? 

I've always loved that.

Like, who would do that?

Who would spend all that money on a vanity portrait and then make yourself look like an arrogant prick?

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All or Nothing.

20 days old artichokes and 13,145 days old cartoonist taking their photo. On June 25th I will be 13,150 days old, which is more commonly referred to as 36 years old and dude. My dudes. What the fuck. What the fuckaroo. 

I meet strangers who tell me they’ve been following my online projects and over-sharing and my mess of a life since I was 15. 

I’ve spent about 2/3rds of my life doing... this. What even is this? Creating in public. Sharing in public. Humiliating myse...

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Check Your Balls

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/check-your-balls/

Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self! 

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WOOPSIEDOODLE I MEAN SATURDAY JUNE 15TH -- Book Signing Tomorrow!

EDIT: LOL I meant June 15th, obviously U_U 

Hey!!!  Patreon Friends! My Friends of Patreon! 

GUESS WHAT.

My dear, dear, dear long time friend and comics powerhouse, Danielle Corsetto, is in town and, together with our mutual dear, dear, dear friend, Lucy Bellwood, we are all going to do a somewhat last-minute signing TOMORROW, JUNE 15TH, from 5-7pm at Books With Pictures 1100 SE Division St #103, Port...

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Menstrual Tools

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/menstrual-tools/

When it comes to period products, your (menstrual) cup runneth over with choices! Natural fiber, synthetic material, or even a multicellular organism, you have many, many options for how you catch up your period. 

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A Box Full of Dirt.... and DREAMS! (But mostly dirt)

https://youtu.be/nyNjxbpO2zo

In the six years we've lived here, I've never touched The Third Grow Box. Matt threw a tarp on it a couple years ago to try and kill the weeds in it and then it just... stayed like that. And the weeds grew around it. 

UNTIL LAST MONTH. 

I dug in and turned it into a fairly suc...

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Periods in the Wilderness by Kerstin A. La Cross

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/periods-in-the-wilderness-kerstin-a-la-cross/

Kerstin takes us off the beaten path with this comic on menstruating in the wilderness. They summit up nicely! 

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A Girl with OCD, Tweezers, and Weeds

https://youtu.be/3sVwM7seKZg

I like tasks that let me hyperfocus on tiny objects that must be extracted from their environment very precisely. 

Better the weeds than my face, right?  

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Volta by Rachel Dukes

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/volta-rachel-dukes/

Rachel Dukes returns with their partner to review the Volta!

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Eighteen and a half minutes in the rain with my cabbages

Just what the title says. 

Make sure you watch all the way to the end for the shocking turn of events that you could probably see coming but it'll still take you by surprise anyway, like when you're watching a horror movie and you know the bad guy is going to jump out but then you still gasp when it actually happens because you can't freaking help it. That's what this is like. 

Also! I am starting to figure out how to export my iMovies so they don't look as bad on YouTub...

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