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My First Year of Polyamory by Sara Valta

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/my-first-year-of-polyamory-sara-valta/

Sara Valta shares her first year of being in a polyamorous relationship with us at Oh Joy Sex Toy! SPOILERS: Being poly means you gotta communicate A LOT.

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Emerald City Comic Con, March 1 - 4

Emerald City Comic Con
March 1 – 4, Seattle
Sky Bridge, Booth 1102 (At Topatoco)

Matt and I’ll be selling our various books at Topatoco‘s ba...

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Moonlighting by Kelevtov

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/moonlighting-kelevtov/

Kelevtov leads a double artist life-- one that their parents disapproved of so strongly, that they tried to make them sign a contract swearing to abandon it??? YEESH. Don't worry, this personal story has a happy, smutty ending U_U

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THIS WEEKEND

March 1 - 4

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My History with Planned Parenthood by Rachel Dukes

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/my-experience-with-pp-rachel-dukes/

Rachel Dukes shares her history  with Planned Parenthood and the many different ways they took care of her body  and health.

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Girl vs. Room

A series of events turned my little home studio into an uninhabitable disaster zone. Like, you couldn't even WALK in there in a straight line, you had to tip toe through the debris. 

So then I spent a day cleaning it up! It took me many hours but you can watch it in three minutes and twenty-five seconds (Thank you to B for assembling...

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I look like my mother from this angle.

I look like my mother at this angle. From my memory of her, I mean.

I can see where the fat deposits used to rest high on the tops of my cheekbones and are now steadily descending towards my jaw. My skin is just at the beginning of this migration, I doubt anyone else can tell the difference except to say that I don’t look 20 any more.

Today I put on foundation to mask my splotchy, acne-scarred skin. I can see that soft fuzzy texture here, how it coats over my diverse array of ope...

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Tokidoki by Alex Reeder

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/tokidoki/

Alex Reeder not only loves unicorns but also vibrators so GUESS WHAT today's guest comic is about!

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Windows

My studio's building reflected in the window of the bank across the street.

Helioscope is my communal art studio that two dozen comics professionals and I  share together in downtown Portland. I've been working there in some capacity for the last decade. My studiomates have nurtured my artistic development, they've mentored me to n...

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2017 in Review

Now that we are, ah, about two months into 2018, now’sa good time to share my 2017 recap, wouldn’t’cha say? I mean, yeah, sure, most people post their recounts at the end of December or the beginning of January. But, what can I say? I don’t walk the beaten path, baby. Also, I procrastinate.

If you’ve been patronizing me since July last year or you’ve gone on a deep dive of my Patreon archi...

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Savage Lovecast #535

Here's just my segment from episode 535 of the Savage Lovecast! (The $ubscription-only version. Here's the backstory)

This time around I recommended the Bullet Vibe, which I consider to be THE quintessential first time vibrator because it's so affordable (Starts around $15 and caps out around $30ish) and will he...

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Lustery

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/lustery/

With Valentine's Day coming up, give the gift of porn! Whether you're single or coupled or throupled, it's the gift that keeps on giving. Lustery is a nice, gentle, amateur site featuring real life couples that is the perfect introduction to watching folks fuck.

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I WANT YOU (to make porn)

Here is a panel I just finished drawing for next week's review of an amateur porn site. I mean, first here is the photo reference I took today:

And second, here is the panel:


¯ \_(ツ)_/¯

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Mystic Rechargeable

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/mystic-rechargeable/

Hold the phone, fuckers, because I fucking love this toy. It's the next evolutionary phase of my beloved Mystic Wand and I didn't think it was possible to improve upon perfection but it turns out YOU CAN. 

Bonus points, I just had a lot of fun with the dialogue and character interaction in this comic. 


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Adulterous Swans

The New Yorker ran a really interesting, nuanced article about cheating (In Defense of Adulterers: Esther Perel’s new book argues for a more compassionate understanding of our unruly desires.) and DANG but they chose a real prize for their illustration. Luci Gutiérrez did such a good job! She illustrated th...

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Savage Lovecast #528 (The Fuck Couch)

Here's just my segment from episode 528 of the Savage Lovecast! (The subscription-only version. Here's the backstory)

I gab with Dan Savage about the Black Label Esse Chaise - AKA The Fuck Couch.

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I Put Things in Tiny Pots

Flapjack shed two whiskers the other day and it seemed like such a waste to just... throw them out?

My disgusting friend Dylan Meconis plonks all her cats’ errant whiskers into a potted plant in her living room and I thought, hey, if it’s good enough for her ridiculous animals then it’s good enough for mine. Except instead of a real flower pot, I have a buncha these miniature ones left over from when I used to ...

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Sexual Fantasies

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/sexual-fantasies/

Where do those dirty thoughts come from and are they telling you what you really, truly want to experience in real life? 

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Like Watching Paint Dry

This is Hillary!

I bought her the day after Clinton lost the election and I needed something alive and growing in my life because it felt like the rest of the world was doomed. 

She is not in the healthiest shape (JUST LIKE DEMOCRACY) but she is plugging along (JUST LIKE DEMOCRACY) and I was deligh...

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Be Our Guest

And then I drew this


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Savage Lovecast #422

In 2014, Dan Savage invited me onto his podcast as  an interesting sex-person to share with his audience. You see, he has two versions of The Savage Lovecast

-The Micro Edition, which is about 40ish minutes and free, it includes his opening political rant, his answers to the questions people send him, and ads to support his endeavor. 

-The Magnum Edition, which is a paid subscriptio...

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Bootie Ring

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/bootie-ring/

Make your bootie sing with the Bootie Ring! And also your cock and taint. But that doesn't really fit into the rhyme. 

This unique lookin' toy is for you if love cock rings AND butt plugs
🍆💍 + 🍑🔌 = 💦💦💦

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My First Sex toy by Maddie Fletcher

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/my-first-sex-toy-maddie-fletcher/

Maddie Fletcher shares the secret to how they survived their senior year of college... 

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Evolution of a Masturbatory Illustration

Ok, so remember the Mutual Masturbation comic? Here's how some of the drawings came into existence!

I recruited my poor, unfortunate studiomate Jack Cole to pose for me:

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The Advocate: The Best LGBT Graphic Novels of 2017

Oh Joy Sex Toy, Volume 4 made The Advocate's list of The Best LGBT Graphic Novels of 2017 :O

Volume 4 exists as both a physical book and a digital book  😘 Juuuuuuust sayin'. J...

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Picking Your First Vibrator by Isabella Rotman and Searah Deysach

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/picking-your-first-vibrator-isabella-rotman/

Interested in getting your first sex toy but just have NO FRIGGIN CLUE where to start? Let cartoonist Isabella and Early to Bed sex store owner Searah show you where to start! 

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Non-Binary and Bisexual! by Rica March

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/nonbinary-and-bisexual/

Non-binary gender identity? Bisexual sexual orientation? What even IS that? Rica March opens up about their misunderstood identities!

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Secret Santa Gift (DON'T LOOK IF WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER)

Ok, so, I got in contact with a handful of ladies that I went to high school with. This is unusual because 1) I was not friends or in the social circles of these women, and 2) this happened via a chance meeting at a cafe, not through the internet, and 3) we all went to school in Seattle and now we live in Portland. 

It started just with two of them, because they did maintain their friendship after graduation and eventually both wound up here in our weirdo city to the south of our hometown...

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Secret Present Progress

Matt and I were brainstorming what to get our friend for Christmas and decided on: his favorite candies in a pretty box. Matt bought the candies, I made the box. So, y'know, I'd say we each put about 50/50 effort into making this U_U

First up, I went through my sex toy box stash, hoping to find something approximately the right size to hold a fistful of candy bars and peanut butter cups. The L'amouros...

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Mutual Masturbation

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/mutual-masturbation/

This week we're handling the subject of Mutual Masturbation! It’s the sexy recreation that fans the flames of your flirtation while avoiding cross contamination or insemination U_U

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Matt Gets Left Alone in a Car

So this happened while I was getting my hair done today. 

I came out to our agreed upon meeting spot while he was actually in the process of taking that final photo.

I thought maybe he had noticed me walking up with my phone out and was holding that pose just for me to take a picture of him hamming it up, but no, he legit didn't realize I was there until I opened the door.

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