Last year I wrote that I'm 2016 I was hoping to:
-Take regular breaks. Try really hard to get all my work done from 9-5, Monday-Friday. [This was a bit hit-or-miss. But efforts were made!]
-Take a trip to visit some friends I’ve been promising to see for YEARS. [ACCOMPLISHED ]
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2017-01-14 04:11:51 +0000 UTC View Post
TEMPORARY MESSAGE: A second after I publish this, I'll edit it to provide you Patreon app users with a direct link to the image so you can click to see it, since the app is gunna shrink the heeeeeell outta the embedded version.
HERE'S THE LINK TO THE IMAGE :D
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With the weather being...
2017-01-12 21:42:57 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/nova/
My dislike of rabbit vibrators is pretty well documented , so you will be just as shocked as I am that I REALLY LIKE THE NOVA.
IT'S A REALL...
2017-01-10 08:01:35 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/get-tested/
50% of folks will get an STI at some point in their life, whether they know it or not! Getting tested regularly is just part of being a good, considerate, conscientious sex partner-- here's how to get started!
Also, wanna watch Matt color the first page of this comic? YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND 2017-01-03 08:01:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Haha, ok, this is so silly, but...
So last night was the first time I used Patreon's "Schedule a Post" feature for the annoucement about Genvieve FT's lingerie guest comic . And... and it WORKED. The post posted automatically!!
Normally when you guys get an update from me, it's cos I JUST wrote it and JUST hit 'send'.
Which means my normal routine on an Update Day is to wake up,...
2016-12-27 18:25:24 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/lingerie-genevieveft/
I SEE LONDON
I SEE FRANCE
I SEE GENEVIEVE FT
TALKIN' UNDERPANTS!
I've been dreaming of getting Genevieve to do a guest comic ever since I first spotted her luscious pin-up illustration work a few years ago and I'm so friggin' delighted we've got her closing out the year for us on Oh Joy Sex Toy with this sweet, personal story about how she gre...
2016-12-27 11:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
This was a day where I poured hours of brainwork and energy into an essay that... isn't worth posting. I mean, I guess it was worth it for me, personally, to articulate my thoughts to myself. But that's it.
"That's ok," I told myself. "Just write about that other topic you've been thinking about!" But I used up all my brain juice on that last one and now I just wanna... wanna not think any more. Pack it up, I'm all thought out.
Matt and I had a Business Meeting today. 2016-12-22 00:58:36 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/play-talk-glitchedpuppet/
What does an asexual person get out of participating in a sexual scenario? When you indulge in "degrading" dirty talk, are you actually disparaging your partner?? What do you do when you have a rogue boner and your girlfriend is busy??? Glitchedpuppet explores these charged topics in this fucking adorable story.
2016-12-20 22:56:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Links to comics in the attached image:
Matt and Erika Sitting on Chair-Like Thing 2006: http://www.darcomic.com/2006/09/01/cuddlefart/
Matt and Erika Sitting on Chair-Like Thing 2016: http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/chaise-lounger/
Hanging Out at the Strip Club 2007:
2016-12-17 13:06:58 +0000 UTC
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Sinclair Sexsmith titled a Patreon post “November was a fuck of a month, wasn't it? ” and I can’t get that phrase out of my head.
It WAS a fuck of a month, wasn’t it? And December continues to go fucking along as well. Fucking fuck fuck.
I’m in England, visiting Matt’s family. This has been some of the worst jetlag we’ve ever suffered under. It’s almost like having th...
2016-12-14 15:46:48 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/appearances-mady-g/
"Being trans does not make you ugly. Being gender non-conforming does not make you any less desireable. Being different is not bad. And, as an adult, I have since learned- I am beautiful. I am handsome. I am worthy." -- Mady G
2016-12-13 11:25:13 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/best-of-2016/
Jesus Christ, no year has ever been as intense and gone by as quickly as 2016. Haha, I feel like I say that ever year, but this time I REALLY MEAN IT. So yeah, here we are, December again! Which means it's time for our annual summary of our Most Favorite Sex Things. Some things are perenial favorites and have made it onto all three Best Of comics while some things are BRAND...
2016-12-06 19:43:09 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/queer-book/
Interested in the subject of QUEER but don't know where to start? Dr. Meg-John Barker and Julia Scheele have created an invaluable guide for you! Together they present a beautifully illustrated crash course in queer history, philosophy, and activism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5z7Z1Z2qJU
This is so freakin' cool! Matt's coloring the comic right now and YOU CAN WATCH. I'm watching from my office! He's even annotating why he's making the choices that he does.
Haha, I feel like I'm spying on him through a nannycam??? Move that shape a bit more to the left, Matt! Wait, now up a bit. Hmm, maybe it was better back towards the right.
2016-11-28 20:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/ballbusting/
Understanding ballbusting can be a tough nut to crack for some folks, but luckily guest artist Sicklyhypnos does a smashing job explaining the appeal behind one of his favorite kinks for us at Oh Joy Sex Toy!
KEEP IN MIND: this is a personal, autobiographical story from the author about his experiences, it's not a how-to instructional guide! Matt tried looking up more r...
2016-11-22 19:15:44 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/wax-niki-smith/
Guest artist Niki Smith waxes eloquent, ignites your imagination, and answers your burning questions about wax play in last week's comic!
(The comic did go up on time last week! I just... was kinda outta commission, so I'm only telling the internet about it now. Just in time for... tomorrow's update!)
2016-11-21 20:19:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Today is my book's release party.
Yesterday I was in denial, feeling the cognitive dissonance of seeing the results and knowing in my gut it couldn't be true. Today I will feel devastated when the numbness wears off.
When Limerence Press & I planned the Oh Joy Sex Toy book release party for the day after the election, I just assumed we'd be celebrating. Living in my ridiculous liberal bubble of a city and having filled my online spaces with an echo chamber of passionate ...
2016-11-09 21:24:27 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/vesper/
Is it a necklace? Is it a sex toy? DUDE, IT'S BOTH.
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You’re invited to our book release party TOMORROW!
6-9 pm, November 9th, 2016
Books With Pictures
1100 SE Divi...
Hey dudes! Matt wrote up a thing for you guys, which you'll see below, but first! A reminder that our book release party is NEXT WEEK!
Oh Joy Sex Toy: Volume Three LAUNCH PARTY
6-9 pm, November 9th, 2016
Books With Pictures
1100 SE Division Street,
Portland, Oregon 97202
Ok, now on to Matt'...
2016-11-04 22:11:36 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/penis-pals/
It's so beautiful, but how does it work?
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My Dearest Perverts!
You are SO hella invited to the release party of Volume Three next week!
Oh Joy Sex Toy: Volume Three LAUNCH PARTY
6-9 pm, November...
Oh shit, my Dearest Perverts, I can’t believe it’s time to do this already! It’s the…
6-9 pm, November 9th, 2016
Books With Pictures
1100 SE Division Street,
Portland, Oregon 97202
Not only will copies of Volume Three be publicly...
2016-10-31 21:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Before I start working on a review comic, I go to the product's website and save as many promotional shots of the item in question to use as reference. Some sites will only have one or two pictures of JUST the object by itself, but other sites will have a veritable cornucopia (PORNucopia?!?!?) of photos not only of the thing but people interacting WITH the thing! Fortunately, Liberator falls into the latter category and I found the promotional image at the very top.
Matt laughed when I told hi...
2016-10-30 00:05:59 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/curved-daz/
Guest cartoonist Daz shares a sweet story about two folks figuring out sex with a cock that's a bit more curved than the average!
I made the decision to break up with someone who has been a close friend of mine for, jeez, probably about a decade. Wait, over a decade, I think.
I dunno, man.
It sucks.
It’s made me feel a lot of empathy for my ex when she dumped me the first time, back in my early 20s. At the time I was fundamentally not in a place in my life and self-awareness to understand why she broke up with me. It felt as if it had come completely out of the blue and I was fucking devastated. Of cour...
2016-10-24 02:34:22 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/chaise-lounger
We laughed at it when it arrived, we sat on it, and then, oh my gosh, we fell in love with it. Or, should I say, we SAT in love with it? (HAYooooooooooo) We friggin love this thing, even when we're not using it for its intended sexy purpose. Like, we fight over who gets to use it for TV-watching times. Plus! It's super comfortable to curl up on when you'r...
2016-10-18 18:08:38 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/piercings-ray-walsh/
Ray Walsh takes over Oh Joy Sex Toy today to answer all your most PIERCING questions! (see what I did there?)
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VOLUME THREE UPDATE
If you missed out on the Kickstarter, you can now pre-order the store cover version of Volume Three through your local comic book shop using the Diamond order code
I meant to make this post back when the Leo comic first went up but, y'know, obviously I never did ;) GIMME A BREAK, I'M AN ARTIST, WE'RE FLAKY.
Anyway! I got a handful of questions from folks at the time asking about the thingie that the Leo Masturbateer was sporting on their torso.
It is a feeding tube!
Specifically a 2016-10-05 21:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post
http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/colossus-and-ride-on/
Alas, my delicate cat door cannot accommodate a Saint Bernard, but if YOURS can please try out these cock extenders for me!!! They look like so much fun ;_;
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ALSO
TOMORROW (Wednesday the 5th)
The first two volumes of the Oh Joy Sex Toy books will be available in comic bo...
2016-10-04 19:35:45 +0000 UTC View Post
