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Happy Holidays: $40 Voucher to Lovehoney

Hey dudes!


Lovehoney asked Matt and me to share our advice about giving a sexy gift during the holidays, which you can read on their blog.

Answering interview questions or giving a blurb to something isn't an activity you normally get reimbursed for, so when Lovehoney sent both Matt ...

Ambrosia Vibe 2.0

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/ambrosia/

Do you long for a strap-on cock that responds to your partner’s touch? Orgasmatronics steps up with the Ambrosia Vibe 2.0! Read all about my experience with this science-powered dick at Oh Joy Sex Toy.

Turning Down the Noise

(The illustration is a two ink design I was gunna screenprint a few months ago, but stuff kept getting in the way so it only exists as a Photoshop file for now. I'm real excited about playing with overlapping inks to create additional color shades!)


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I love Twitter.

That is where I joke with my friends and readers, where I have real, meaningful conversations with them. It’s where I follow the work and witticisms of my peers and h...

The James Deen Post

On Saturday I turned on my phone to a handful of texts from Matthew and a friend who works adjacent to the sex industry. By now you’ve probably heard that the most popular male porn, James Deen, has been accused of sexual assault by several women, both porn performers and otherwise. If you hadn’t? Yeah, I was just as shocked and upset as you when I found out.

As soon as I could, I tweeted “Just got online and am stunned by the news. Of course Matt and I 100% support Stoya and ...

Performance Anxiety by Drew Green

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/performance-anxiety/

Haha, this story by Drew Green is so goddamn adorable, it's a scenario I know I've been in before ;) I love the many different evolutions of sexual chemistry you can go through with your partner, from the explosive high of when you first start fucking to the loving fucking between people who have combined their lives as partners. I am a fan of both and Dre...

The Toys that Live in Our Bedroom

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/toys-in-the-bedroom/

This week we're taking you inside our home to give you the scoop on the toys we keep by the bed and use on a regular basis!

Patrons already got a sneak peek of this one in my post where I shared the photos I used as reference to draw our house last week ;)

Wanksgiving Winners

Just dropped off packages for the three Wanksgiving Winners!

Plus a bonus Fred Chao in the background.

Oh god, I need a haircut. Damnit. Why does it grow so fast?

Anyway, thank you SO MUCH for everyone who entered to win! Matt and I were blown away by how many participants we got! I wish we had more Sex-in-a-Cans to give you all. Three of you win top-of-the-line fuck sleeves and the rest of you are winners in my heart.

EDIT 11/24/15: The ...

Come In, Come In!

Next week's comic is a peek inside Matt's and my house and that makes me illogically excited as if I really am having guests come over to visit? Welcome to our home, Dearest Perverts! (The little portrait of us was drawn by Lucy Knisely 8+ years ago when she was taking notes during a phone call with her publisher)


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The trouble with having a mental illness/neurodivergent brain is that I can never trust my feelings. Every emotion I experience, ther...

Homologous Genitals (or: BONERS ARE FOR EVERYONE)

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/genitals/

Did you know all genitals are composed from the same material? It just gets arranged and may function a bit differently depending on what hormones it was exposed to in the womb!

Chicken Parfait by Eva Cabrera

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/chicken-parfait

I've been a fan of Eva's work for yeeeeeeaaaaars and I'm so, so, so delighted we could hire her to make this adorably hilarious guest comic. I hope you enjoy! 

And don't forget, we still have two more Fleshlights to give away to our patrons, sign up if you wan...

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Hey I did the next page :D

Congratulations to our FIRST Wanksgiving Winner, Brit!* We've got two more Fleshlights to give away, 2015-11-09 05:05:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Wangsgiving

So y'know how Matt's favorite Fleshlight is the (discontinued) O'Doyle's model? And every subsequent review he's written has mentioned how no similar toy can live up to  it? (Here's all our Fleshlight comics, to refresh your memory)



After his most recent review of the ICE, Fleshlight reached out to Matt and offered t...

Uncut #1

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/tantus-uncut/

Y'all know I’m keen for the intact peen and Tantus has made an uncut cock that is just MWAH.

Also, we’re celebrating Wangsgiving with a giveaway from Fleshlight. Competition will be stiff!

Womanizer

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/womanizer


Lots of toys tout themselves as having created BRAND NEW sensations, that they've come up with something COMPLETELY UNIQUE in the world of sex toys. Usually, it's either not true, or it is true but it's underwhelming.

The Womanizer, however, actually has done it.

It works as advertised, it is a completely new way to get off, it'll give you super lo...

Mo' Porn

Originally the Talking Porn comic was going to be six pages and I had left in more of Leia's "colorful" language, but then after a test-viewing to a friend and further consideration from Matt and me, we decided to ax the fifth page (on the left) and tone down Leia's dialogue a bit more. "I hear it and I want to rip a motherfucker's jaw off" on page four (not pictured) became "I hear it and I get irate". The page on ...

The Liz Lemons

(The illustration is a panel I just finished for next week's comic, going up October 27th)

Matt and I were chatting over Skype this morning. I generally get the feeling that especially you patrons here are way more likely to understand there is a difference between Cartoon Erika and Human Erika, so the following transcription probably isn't going to be groundbreaking for you. But, y'know, here's a conversation Matt and I had, if you're curious to see us talking about that kinda stuff /:) 2015-10-21 20:43:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Talking Porn

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/talking-porn/

Woof, so today's comic is super personal (Haha, says the girl whose entire job revolves around masturbating and telling the world about it?)

But yeah, I've been really nervous about this comic going live.

I get by with a little help from my friends

Some'a my process on next week's comic (October 20, 2015). Thanks to Lucy Bellwood for posing with me for the photo reference!


Right now I'm feeling really overwhelmed with everything going. I fell off my meticulous system for tracking sales expenses way early in the year and now there's just... hundreds. I can't bring myself to start...

Grindr by Reed Black

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/grinder-reed-black/

Reed Black shares the adorable story of how he met his husband through the hook-up app Grindr!

Fleshlight GO

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/fleshlight-go/

Matt tests out the GO line from Fleshlight #SPOILERS: He likes it.

Honey by ghostgreen

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/honey-by-ghostgreen

Today's guest comic by ghostgreen is extra sweet like sexy, smutty honey!

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Wow! I'm... I'm actually really proud of myself for getting a page done since getting back from the trip and having a cold at the same time. 

I thumbna...

18th Century Porno, page 3

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I got back to the states a day and a half ago and because my body was handling the jet lag like a champ, now I am coming down with a cold as punishment for ...

Forest Friends by Delidah

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/forest-friends-by-delidah/

If you were craving for some first grade exotic jungle shlongs, this week’s Oh Joy Sex Toy guest comic by Delidah is just what the doctor ordered!

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Nine months to finish page one and three days to finish page two, not bad, not bad! Of course, my vacation is rapidly running out of time, so I don't know when I'll be able to peck away at ...

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Remember way back in January, I was all "I'm gunna work on this 18th century side story!" and that was the last I mentioned it? Well here we are, nine months later, and I've finally finished the first page! Yay! Go me! good job!

Hopefully page two won't take as long. Mayb...

Defective by Melanie Gillman

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/defective-by-melanie-gillman/

Melanie Gillman created this very touching, thoughtful comic about a non-binary couple trying to get pregnant.

Mo' Photo Refs and Mo' Writings

Here are some photo references I took for this week's review of the Form 5. No, I do not ask Lucy Bellwood to pose for these, she just does of it of her own initiative. She's a go-getter like that.

I'm a guest speaker (writer?) for the Be a Sex Blogger workshop tha...

Form 5

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/form-5

Dang, this was a strange little toy! It's supposed to be good for all sets of genitals, from vulvas to wangs, but Matt and I found it to be... well. Read the review. Hmm! :-/

Some Dirty Drawings

During the Volume 2 Kickstarter, I offered backers the option to get a book with a sketch for a little bit more money or a "Unique Drawing" for a lot more money. The sketch is a cute little doodle that everyone will get, but the uniques are, as the name implies, unique. Each of those 33 drawings is different, nobody's getting the same design as anyone else. Oh, and a book plate is a fancy, giant sticker-type-thing that backers can stick inside of their books. The beauty behind book plates is tha...