"So, did you have fun with my Sister last night...?" Touko breaks the awkward silence that has been consuming our date. As expected, she's mad over Aoko winning, even if she doesn't want to admit that I'm a prize.
I look away. "Yeah...?" Spending time with Sensei is always fun, that's why I wanted her in my harem on the first place. And also her massive ass I guess, that's a pretty big reason too.
But as Touko glares at me, I suddenly realize she was talking about a very specifi...
2024-02-24 21:55:52 +0000 UTC
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"So, let's start the legendary normal girl molestation!" Hakuno is now aware of her new role in life, which is why I won't need to hold back. In fact I should probably go as hard as possible!
Her eyes widen. "How about we let that for later though!?" Her face is bright red. "Actually how about we let it for never, you pervert!" She's trying to move around, but since she's tied she just looks like a flopping fish.
I pout. "Don't call me pervert, getting excited over a girl who's ...
2024-02-23 22:56:31 +0000 UTC
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"Huh, the sun is out..." I wake up peacefully for once. "And I didn't get to see Altera..." In fact I basically didn't dream at all, it was the kind of comforting sleep where you close your eyes, and then suddenly you open them again.
I can't help, but wonder why. Maybe because I didn't sleep much? Or maybe because Altera herself wasn't sleeping...?
And that's when a weird thought hits me.
Next time I sleep, I definitely have to make Altera sleep with me too.
My f...
2024-02-21 20:52:32 +0000 UTC
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"So... where should we start?" After our little reunion, we finally sit to discuss about the current situation. Or more accurately, so we can share information.
There is a tense feeling on the room, as everyone besides me is collectively staring at Meltryllis. And the ballerina doesn't even seem to care, simply standing still with a smug grin on her face.
However... she's also staring back at my mother, and now knowing what I know about Meltryllis, I can't help but wonder what's...
2024-02-20 21:39:08 +0000 UTC
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"So, what do you need?" Right now I'm talking with the cool and collected Tam Lin Lancelot, Also known as Melusine. Normally we never talk, so I'm surprised she approached me out of nowhere.
Maybe she wants to give me some advice? I heard that she too had suffered the pain of being a main farming Servant.
She clears her throat. "I am here to discuss something very important, something which really shouldn't be... shouldn't be discussed in public." She's making a really serious ...
2024-02-19 22:54:07 +0000 UTC
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2024-02-19 22:51:50 +0000 UTC
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"One of these days Ayako will kill you, I just want you to know that." Shiro is glaring at me, as if I had done something super wrong. What kind of world do we live in, where I can't even ghost a friend without being judged!?
I wave her off, a big smile on my face. "It's fine... She literally can't kill me, after all." It's one of the good things about being a Campione! I'm far beyond any normal human on the planet.
Shiro's eye twitches. "You're missing the point, but whatever.....
2024-02-17 21:28:13 +0000 UTC
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"Senpai, if Arcueid tries something, please run while I hold her back." I'm a scared man, who doesn't really know how his harem will react to what happened in the park.
I actually had sex, and it wasn't even with one of the girls I was dating. Well, it was fairly obvious to anyone with eyes that Ciel and I were probably gonna get together eventually, but I bet people didn't predict this.
She chuckles. "Don't worry Yuta, they won't be able to notice anything." This naive fool doe...
2024-02-16 22:07:07 +0000 UTC
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"Hey... are you okay?" A soft voice wakes me up, so I slowly open my eyes and see... "Oh thank goodness you didn't kick the bucket!" A beautiful boy, one around the same age as me.
There is a big difference between the two of us however, because if Gudako Fujimaru was the face card for normal girl, he would be the face card for anormal boy. That is to say, he possesses the beauty that only people like Morgan and Arcueid do.
But just because he's hot, doesn't mean he's a good guy...
2024-02-16 01:32:47 +0000 UTC
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"So, what do you think should be our next move Takao?" Currently I'm at her place of residence with Saber and Musashi. My courtesan turned concubine is currently sitting on my lap.
She blushes. "You're asking me...?" I had wondered how she would react upon regaining consciousness, and so far it seems like she really did become my woman. Which is probably good for everyone, considering that she's definitely pregnant.
I nod. "Yes, you're a more experienced master than me. Besides,...
2024-02-13 21:43:42 +0000 UTC
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"Wow, what a shrewd move, Iori!" Musashi barely manages to raise her swords to block mine, avoiding defeat. "And you went straight for my neck too!" I did not, killing her would go against my goals.
I raise an eyebrow. "I didn't exactly do anything shrewd." She pushes me back, but I press on the offensive. I might be imagining things here, but I think her defense is weaker than I remember it being.
She grins. "Isn't it obvious? I'm talking about your whole bearing children talk!...
2024-02-12 16:54:31 +0000 UTC
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"And just who are you? What are you doing here?" The first thing I see upon entering my home is an old man, who is seemingly meditating.
He slowly opens his eyes, they're blue. "Ah... Sorry, I messed and appeared here." His voice is very clear for someone old. "I thought about resting for a while, but I'll get out of your hair soon." I see.
He's probably some homeless man, huh? "Take your time. I won't kick you out." I wish to wield my blades against ronin and thieves, I won't d...
2024-02-11 21:57:00 +0000 UTC
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"So you want to get married...? It's hard to believe you haven't succeeded so far." She definitely lives up to the whole goddess thing. She's completely and utterly gorgeous after all, matching even Cleopatra.
"S-shut up, scum! I had complicated circumstances!" Must be some crazy ones... "And I never ever wanted to get married in the first place!" Didn't she say she wanted a man to ask for her hand?
Rin glares at her. "Who the hell do you think you are to talk like that to my bo...
2024-02-10 15:13:46 +0000 UTC
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"Ugh...! Fine, fine! I'm now your lover, got it!?" Right now a dream of mine is coming true, I'm being hugged by Sensei. "You better be happy with this, or I'll seriously kill you!" I am very happy with this, so don't worry.
I'm also immensely confused however. "My little sisters are that powerful...?" Right now I can't even deny that they're my siblings, that's how broken my mind.
I have been going on date after date with Sensei, and while things have been going well they seemi...
2024-02-09 20:12:15 +0000 UTC
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"So, what exactly do you plan on doing during your vacation Big Brother?" Akiha takes a sip out of her tea, Kohaku is smart and made while we talked in father's office. "You do have plans, don't you?" Ah, I'm about to be bullied.
Kohaku, who is now wearing the white ribbon, interjects. "Vacation...? What's that all about? Is Yato 'bout to go on one after he just got here!?" She's the only one who still doesn't know the big news huh.
For a second I expect Akiha to reprimand her f...
2024-02-06 19:29:06 +0000 UTC
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"Are you okay, Yato?" Rin asks with genuine worry in her voice. "You are kind of just sulking there. Alone." Yeah, I know. To be honest I sort of wish I could keep being alone right, but I guess that option went out of the window once I got a harem.
I sigh. "It's just that I got some... worrying news. Or more like orders." Though... "And I can reject those orders of course, but it's not like the person who ordered me that knows I can reject it, so... It's complicated." That's the only ...
2024-02-05 17:44:32 +0000 UTC
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"It doesn't matter how much gold you wear. In the end, a rat is still a rat." Suddenly the shopping trip between me and Cleopatra is interrupted.
It's funny that this guy is talking about gold, because he himself might be the human reincarnation of it. He's wearing gaudy clothes full of yellow after all, and his hair is a pretty striking blonde too.
Welp, I don't know why he suddenly blocked our path, but he isn't wrong. "Yeah, gold doesn't exactly change someone's species. You...
2024-02-04 21:17:33 +0000 UTC
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"Yo, Shiki!" I should have figured this guy wouldn't leave me alone. Though that might be a good thing, considering some dangerous thing will supposedly happen revolving around me.
I sigh. "Yo, Okkotsu. Stop calling me Shiki." This guy really has no manners at all, does he? "Anyways, I'm going to school, meet me up after it and I'll convince Akiha you should live with us... somehow." It will a challenge to be sure.
I'm kind of looking forward to Hisui's reaction though, since sh...
2024-02-03 22:29:59 +0000 UTC
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"So you're Rika! I'm Yuta! Let's be friends!" Surely my harem plan shall progress without any issues. I mean, how hard can it be to get super close to a kid, and convince her that she should be my childhood friend waifu?
Rika sticks out her tongue. "Nah! You're icky...!" And then the brat leaves. Okay, mayhaps this will need a bit more work, I didn't know befriending kids was such a difficult task.
But it makes sense, children are beings that live solely for their pleasure and d...
2024-02-03 12:44:51 +0000 UTC
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"Sorry..." This is bad, this is insanely bad! "Please forgive me." My mind is so shattered that I can barely pay attention to the fact that my own mother is now bowing to me.
She shouldn't, because I'm the one who's standing around like an idiot, and because of that she almost fell to the ground, hurting herself. And... and she really does look super fragile.
Because she's a teenager. A bit younger than BB appeared to be... Is this a trick by BB? It has to be right? I mean, what...
2024-02-03 00:02:59 +0000 UTC
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"Sorry about this..." In the end I'm forced to apologize to Touko. "I didn't think they would try something so stupid." But I really should have. I mean, my big brother senses were going haywire after all.
If you wonder what's happening, right now Touko and I are being stalked by Hisui and Kohaku. They're so bad at stealth that even I can notice, so the older Aozaki sibling has definitely noticed as well.
She waves me off. "Don't worry, it doesn't bother me." It definitely shoul...
2024-02-02 21:33:58 +0000 UTC
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"This place... is just depressing!" I feel bad, she's making me feel bad. "I mean, who made this? I believe they were scamming you Yato!" And now that she specified the fact that it isn't my fault, I don't feel bad anymore.
I was giving Cleopatra a tour of this place, and apparently it has not received her approval. In my mansion's defense however, how can it ever match the standards of a Pharaoh? Specially when she was stupidly rich when alive.
I begin to mutter. "Well, Waver h...
2024-02-01 23:15:51 +0000 UTC
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I'm about to die.
It all happened a bit suddenly. I had defeated Touko Aozaki with my golem, and then suddenly a golden wolf appeared and crushed it completely. Now it stood atop of me, having clawed my stomach.
There's not much else to be said. I, a witch, managed to defeat a modern mage, and then I was defeated by this amazing being that was just a step or two behind a god. One could say this was a beautiful example of the power hierarchy that controlled this world.
The...
2024-01-31 19:23:35 +0000 UTC
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"Hey Aozaki!" A young student approaches me... I'm pretty sure he's one of the guys who I rejected in the past. "Here." He hands me paperwork. Thankfully his feelings have died out... or at least I hope they have.
I don't like to brag, but I'm actually pretty popular among the students. Pretty much every guy on the school has confessed to me at this point, and I naturally turned them all down.
It's not because I dislike them, or because I'm not into men. I'm simply way too busy ...
2024-01-31 02:43:25 +0000 UTC
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"Bukkororri is responsible huh...?" A sigh leaves Hiropon's mouth. "I should have expected this, specially since he locked himself in his room again." He's actually believing the crap Megumin sprouted.
Ah... I should say something. As much as I want to escape blame and all that, I can't ruin some innocent guy's life to do so. That said, is Bukkororri really innocent? He did want to summon Satella after all, so...
No! Bad Subaru! "Um... Hiropon, it was actually me... I'm the rein...
2024-01-30 22:28:28 +0000 UTC
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"Are you sure you want to stay, Flugel...?" I don't like this whole thing. My son suddenly got dragged to bed with that Eris girl, and now he actually wants to support Philip and that stupid idea of his.
Now, as Flugel's father, I will support whatever path he decides to walk of course, but he certainly picked a super dangerous one! Why are we getting involved with crazy politics of all things!?
He scratches his cheek, and looks away with a blush. "Yeah... I will apologize to mo...
2024-01-28 17:49:35 +0000 UTC
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Silently the battle restarts immediately. "Really guys!?" I can't help, but be pissed off at it. As usual, the fact that I'm soulmates with multiple women is biting me in the ass.
Couldn't the Love God have given me some sort of advantage for situations such as these!? Actually, couldn't he just not have made me soulmates with a hundred people!? That would probably solve my problems too!
The normally confident Megumin takes a step back. "We should probably leave..." The reason f...
2024-01-26 22:56:03 +0000 UTC
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"Give me everything." I pump mana through my body immediately. Something in the air just changed, and without a doubt this is no longer a date, it has become a battlefield. Actually those two might be the same thing.
I pici a knife from the table, and get up. Immediate I swing it close to Akiha's neck, mostly because I feel there's something invisible close to it. So really, I have no choice, but to trust my instincts.
The moment metal clashes with the invisible thing, my knife ...
2024-01-25 21:39:17 +0000 UTC
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"So those are the details, make sure to remember them." Luvia finishes recounting what Waver said to everyone else. To be quite honest I don't really get it, so I'll just trust that they do.
Still... "So, should I wipe Snowfield out of the map?" Apparently whatever contractor came from there, but Waver doesn't exactly know who did it. So a easy solution would be just wiping them out of the board entirely.
Well, I want to slaughter this mercenary company too of course, but since ...
2024-01-24 22:30:03 +0000 UTC
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"This is sort of..." Brutal, that's the word I'm looking for. The Goddess of Luck is not defeating the Witch of Envy with some sort of spell, instead she's on top of her, punching her in the face repeatedly.
Those aren't just normal punches of course, they are enhanced by some type of aura. Maybe that's why they seem to be hurting the witch so much? All my knowledge of tropes does agree that holy should indeed beat dark.
But this isn't... this isn't the type of stuff I want to s...
2024-01-23 22:12:04 +0000 UTC
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