You know, as I continue my trek through snow, I can't help, but regret my previous actions. The Holy Land Of Swords isn't even that bad! Sure there's no entertainment there, but they have food, warm water... I miss warm water so much...!
I never really thought about how horrible it would be for someone of my... ex-NEET status to travel for two weeks straight, but I have quickly learned that I'm indeed not built for this. It also doesn't help that I have to follow E...
2023-11-24 02:19:47 +0000 UTC
View Post
All I do is wake up, train with Eris, sleep, repeat. Sometimes I also get the entertainment of watching Nina bully my supposed soulmate too, I guess... but for a teenage boy who used to have internet, this isn't enough entertainment. Also I need to jerk off. Seriously.
Eris glares at me. "Ugh, what's the problem now?" And then she takes a bite of her piece of meat like she's some sort of tiger. "You gotta a problem with my training?...
2023-11-24 02:17:23 +0000 UTC
View Post
"This is gonna take some time..." After grumbling those words, Eris knocks me on my ass. With a quick slash from her wooden sword, my own wooden sword goes flying to the skies. "Gal had it wrong, even if you trained your whole life you aren't gonna reach Saint ranking in anything." That...
I glare at her. "Just wait a moment, I'll definitely show you...!" I... I have to have some sort of talent! There's no way I suck at this, because what kind of isekai dude sucks ...
2023-11-24 01:32:32 +0000 UTC
View Post
"Ouch... Why is my face hurting?" And that's not all, I also have a massive headache... And my hands are tied to something too. Seriously, what horrible manner of being woken up, it's like I have been kidnapped. Oh.
My expression immediately shifts into panic, but that panic is then killed by the voice of a woman. "That's because I punched you. In the face. Tons of times." It's a familiar voice, as in I heard that voice screaming bloody murder at me.
As my vision finally gains foc...
2023-11-24 01:08:46 +0000 UTC
View Post
"Please take me to another world, also please give me a cheat power, also please give me a cute silver haired elf girlfriend." I throw a coin inside of the box. "These are all minor wishes, so I ask that you grant them all as fast as possible." This is a paid service damn it!
An old man comes out of the box. "Hey, those aren't minor wishes at all! Ask for something more reasonable like a more Twitter followers!" Ah! An old man came out of the box! "Oh, sorry, it's X nowadays right?" Who...
2023-11-24 01:04:28 +0000 UTC
View Post
