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I Turned My Life Into A Chuunige VN 12

“So, what’s the plan?” Now that the summoning had been done with, Shirou headed straight to business.

Something which Shinsuke appreciated. This was serious business, after all. “Well, to be honest my plan for today was dealing with you, but now we are allies, so…” He put a hand on his chin. “I guess I do have another target in mind, though it’s one I think I can recruit as well.” Eventually he would need to confront Rider.

Although he would prefer to do it by ...

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“Look Lord Himmel, look! I did it!” Julia was proudly showing the fireball she had conjured.

And now Himmel was feeling just as proud. “Yeah, and that’s a pretty amazing first result…” Considering he had started with just a spark, he almost felt mad. “So far you’re progressing the fastest out of us all.” That was Major Holy Blood for you. Is what he wished he could say, but considering he had it too, Himmel had no excuse.

Julia casually fired the attack at the ...

I Turned My Life Into A Chuunige VN 11

“As I said, he is a mage and most likely a Master as well, there is a Bounded Field here, even if it is a weak one.” Illyasviel was grinning from ear to ear, now Shinsuke would have to believe her.

Shinsuke wanted more than just Illya’s word however. “Hey Archer, can you feel anything?”

His Servant nodded. “Kind of. I’m not a mage, but Heroic Spirits can sense this kind of stuff to a certain extent, similarly to how we sense other Servants.” 

“So…...

I Turned My Life Into A Chuunige VN 10

Time supposedly passed faster when one was having fun.

However, another way to perceive things was to say time passed slower when one was not having fun. And right now Shinsuke was not having fun at all.

Mostly because there was nothing to actually do at Illyasviel's cool mansion. She owned no TV, no computer, obviously no video game, no board game, nothing. Which probably came due her being made to fight a war, not to laze around.

Shinsuke wanted to do both though! "Can...

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Crying could feel good. Really good even.

And as far as things like these went, this had been a good crying. Himmel's body was already feeling lighter. However, there were prices to pay for anything in this, and his past world. This time the price was how both him and Celica were emotionally drained by the end.

So they were resting a bit before going back.

Himmel hummed. "They might start getting worried if we don't go back soon. Maybe we should wash our faces and go?" W...

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"You have got to be the biggest fucking idiot in all of Valentia!" Before he knew it, Himmel found himself shouting.

It almost felt good, not having to hide as he lost his composure. At the same time, it made him feel like a piece of garbage. Who was he to scream at Celica? He had taken her father away, and lacked the guts to even tell her about it.

Celica scowled and fired right back. "And you have to be the most stubborn man in all of Valentia!" She huffed. "Which is why, afte...

I Turned My Life Into A Chuunige VN 09

"Look at my cute little Master." Nobunaga began patting Shinsuke's head. "Making enemies into allies already, I'm so proud."

Was she really? "Is that the case? I thought for sure you would be against this."

Nobunaga shrugged. "I'm not against it at all. When you defeat an enemy, you have two paths before you. Either you grind them into nothing, or you recruit them. Both paths are valid." Her gaze shifted towards Illya. "Just make sure to keep a short leash on her."

Illya'...

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"If you truly believe me, then please return to Ram Village as soon as possible!"

Himmel let out a defeated chuckle. "I... don't think that will become possible anytime soon." He couldn't just ignore this prophecy though.

So, if he went back to Ram Village there was a chance of him being executed for killing a king. If he stayed in Novis he would have to see Celica everyday and deal with the guilt of having killed her father. If he went to Archanea he would possibly be killed by...

I Turned My Life Into A Chuunige VN 08

"Master, stay behind me." Nobunaga raised a hand. "Something dangerous is approaching."

How scary. It made him want to cheer though! "R-right." He had been correct! There was a Master staying on the forest! This hadn't been just an embarrassing waste of time! What a relief!

From the dark of the forest... emerged a very expected Illyasviel. "Oh my... what do we have here—"

Archer cut her off, a big smile on her face. "A enemy Servant and Master pair."

Illya's eye ...

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"So this is Novis, huh..."

Himmel felt weirdly free as soon as he stepped outside of that cursed ship. Finally he didn't need to constantly feel like the ground beneath him was a traitor. Finally there were things that smelled differently from fish.

This was paradise. It almost made him forget how he had almost... had temporally gone insane a few days prior.

Though his relief was small when compared to the relief of his most loyal and trusted friend... and no, he was not ...

I Turned My Life Into A Chuunive VN 07

"Wait, don't kill her, Oda Nobunaga!"

The tables had suddenly flipped to his side. They had flipped with a bit too much strength even, as now Rin Tohsaka was the one who could die at any moment. Which Shinsuke Yamaguchi was obviously against because...

Actually, why was he against this? Rin had tried to kill him just now, much like the seaweed. And he for sure would accept Shinji dying. Not to mention how her original objective was erasing his memories which also pretty bad.
...

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"Get well soon, mother..." Julia was once again visiting Deirdre.

It had become somewhat of a ritual for the princess, and so it became somewhat of a ritual for Himmel too. After all, for some reason he had become the princess' unofficial bodyguard. Something which she sorely needed in this place filled with strangers.

And he called the role unofficial for a reason. There was never a moment where Julia asked for a bodyguard or anything like that, she just started hanging around ...

I Turned My Life Into A Chuunige VN 06

Today was going to be her day.

Rin Tohsaka had finished her preparations, and now she would summon her Servant and join the Holy Grail War. No longer would she be a toy for Masters like Illyasviel. In fact, she was planning on destroying that damned midget as soon as possible.

And it would be easy, because Rin Tohsaka wouldn't summon just any Servant. She would summon the Saber Servant!

Without a catalyst.

One may wonder how it is possible to be so sure about the C...

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A princess of Jugdral. Daughter of the Emperor. One of the most important women in the world.

Was it any surprise that after that had been made known, her room became full? Clair had told the Captain of the girl's awakening, but after Himmel added that she was also a princess, chaos had almost descended on the ship.

Thankfully that hadn't come to pass, and so Himmel, his friends, and the Captain stood with the girl.

With a few exceptions, of course. As excited as Alm and ...

I Turned My Life Into A Chuunige VN 05

"Yo, Yamagachi! C'mere!"

Shinji was waving at Shinsuke... from inside of an alleyway of all things. It was as if he had been waiting for him, which was a hard thing to do seeing as they left school at the same time— No actually, now that Shinsuke thought about it, Shinji should have left later, seeing as he was the vice-captain of a club.

This made him think Shinji had run all the way to the alleyway so he could do whatever he was trying to do.

And Shinsuke Yamaguchi wa...

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Himmel was pacing around the room like a maniac.

In his defense, it was normal to feel anxious. A Brand... not only were the suspicious women they took aboard extremely powerful, they were also Jugdralian nobility. Nobility from the country that wanted Himmel... Seliph dead. Nobility from the country that would probably want Alm dead— or maybe captured, once they found out about his own mysterious Brand.

In essence, they were trouble.

"U-um... is this really that big ...

I Turned My Life Into A Chuunige VN 04

Everybody had limits. Lines they wouldn't cross.

And that did not apply only to morality, it applied to everything in life really. Someone who enjoyed exotic food might draw the line at eating spiders. Someone who enjoyed kinky stuff might not want to involve their ass with such activities. And Shinsuke Yamaguchi...

Shinsuke Yamaguchi was unwilling to enter in a creepy dark forest during the night, even for his newest heroine. "Yeah... let's not go there..."

"Hah?" Illya...

Adventure Awaits Chapter One

Himmel got arrested for his crimes against humanity (teenagers) and had his first chapter exploded, so this is being uploaded in PDF version. Hopefully it works, otherwise I'll just keep the early chapters where everyone is young out of Patreon. I guess.

Btw, everyone is actually a reincarnated adult. Not just Himmel. Everyone. For sure 100%. 1000% even. So this story contains no kids or teens.

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The ocean.

Himmel had a certain fear of it, both in this life, and in the past one. In his past life however, he had no real reason for it, the ocean just felt scary and that was all.

In this one... things got complicated. Much like in the medieval era of his world, there were many sailor stories of encountering dangerous things at sea. The difference however, was that in this world there was a fairly high chance of those things being real.

And that was not even mentionin...

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"I'm fine. Those guys weren't much." Alm was the first to recompose himself. And as if that was a signal, everyone else began to answer as well.

Faye shuddered in disgust. "I'm okay too, that guy didn't even touch me because of you, Himmel." Good to hear. If there was a woman worth killing a king for, it was Faye.

Kliff was next. "I'm fine as well... I'm sorry that I hesitated to act..."

That attitude was no good. "I wouldn't have blamed you for not acting in the first pl...

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Their journey had been surprisingly comfortable.

If there was one thing Himmel had, it was money. So he and his friends easily managed to find plenty of accommodation along the way. No trouble was found on the road either, Zofia was, without a doubt, the safest country in the world.

No sickness, no bandits. Nothing. Just a nice and comfortable adventure for a couple of dumb teenagers.

And now they had finally arrived at their destination.

Alm gawked at it. "Wow, th...

Adventure Awaits! Huzzah! 12

"Himmel, watch this closely. I shall show you the greatest magic I can cast." Those were certainly some exciting words.

Sonya had taken him to their usual training grounds, but the look on her face was more serious than usual, and he now understood why. Since she was a supposed master of Black Magic, he could only guess she was about to do something truly insane.

He gulped. "O-okay..." It was hard to think of any destructive magic capable of surpassing Thunder.

And most i...

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His magic training had been essentially split into two parts.

One was the theoretical. In it Sonya would explain how magic worked, and it's history. Although she had also taken some time to explain how lightning worked in general, considering what they were currently working on. A unneeded gesture, since he already knew that due to his past life, but he understood her point of view.

And then there was the second part. The one where he would put what he had learned into practice....

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Fighting Alm was akin to weathering a storm.

The boy hadn't changed much of his fighting style from his younger days, except for polishing it, of course, still being as aggressive as ever. The method Himmel had arrived at to deal with such a style was simply playing it a bit more defensively than usual.

Now, one could not be as passive as Celica used to be, that would mean getting quickly overwhelmed. So Himmel made sure to at least trip the boy up with a few hits here and there...

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It was like he was part of a round table of brats, except without the actual table. They were currently having a big reunion in the village to discuss Celica's future.

Typically such a reunion would happen in the outskirts of the village, but now that the brats were traumatized by the knights, they would not leave the village so easily anymore. Not to mention how most of their parents had probably forbade them from doing so anyways.

Himmel put a hand on his chin. "So, how much t...

Adventure Awaits! Huzzah! 08

"Sir?"

He, and everyone else, waited for the knight to get up.

The knight didn't. Maybe he had simply lost consciousness? Falling... getting thrown from your horse was indeed dangerous, but surely the guy hadn't broken his neck? There was no way Himmel had just killed a knight, right?

One of the knights put a hand on the hilt of his sword. "The demon brats killed the commander!" N-no! The guy was just having a little nap, that's all!

It would be way too darkly com...

Adventure Awaits! Huzzah! 07

"Hey, Grandpapa, how did you meet Sir Kris?" As previously discussed, they had decided to ask Mycen about his connection to Himmel's guardian.

Himmel had wondered if there would be some hesitation before someone actually asked the question, but nope. Celica went straight for it as soon as breakfast started, truly the power of a dumb, unsubtle brat.

He supposed he shouldn't have been so surprised by it. It wasn't like it was some taboo question or anything... but Kris had been su...

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Year 394, Zofia.

"Himmel, we have something to discuss." As soon as he ate his breakfast, Kris's face suddenly became serious.

Himmel hesitantly nodded. "Alright...?" But his hesitation did not mean fear. He wasn't scared after all, just a bit curious.

He hadn't done anything wrong in the recent days... His studies were progressing as fast as usual, he was still good friends with everyone, and he had even managed to contain himself and not act like a perv...

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Himmel waved at the green-haired boy. "Yo Alm, have you accomplished your legendary mission?" He was guessing no. The new girl wasn't here after all.

Alm sighed. "I failed... she doesn't want to leave her room... Honestly, she barely talked with me." The boy seemed really down about it.

Himmel was surprised, it was hard for Alm to fail in reaching someone. Though then again, Celica had clearly gone through some heavy stuff, and she was a child. So maybe he shouldn't be surprised...

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Year 392, Zofia.

"Hey Himmel, did you know somebody new moved in?" Well... wasn't that interesting.

People didn't usually move to shitty villages in the middle of nowhere. Mostly because they were shitty and also in the middle of nowhere. Though he supposed it would be at least cheap to live here, if nothing else.

He raised an eyebrow. "For real?" He was naturally interested.

Pretty much nothing had changed about Ram Village in all of the eight yea...