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Excuse the gratuitous photo - I just wanted to brag about these vintage bar stools I found at the thrift store.  (But also I really am plugging away on a new story down here.) 

One Way to Find Out (vignette)

“Well, there’s only one way to find out, isn’t there?”

Parker couldn’t believe what he was hearing.  He couldn’t believe what he was seeing, either, but his stunned brain could only process so much at one time.  The handsome jock had just stepped out of the shower, and although he didn’t see anyone else in the bathroom with him, when he looked at his dripping reflection in the mirror he wasn’t alone.  Parker had yelped and dropped his towel at the sight of...

Kingsbury Harbor: Wishlist, pt. 2

“They weren’t kidding about this place being magical,” the younger man laughed, nuzzling his head against Adam’s shoulder while he stroked the wiry carpet on his lover’s chest.  “I thought they just called it Wishlist Cove because it was so pretty, but I’d say this morning qualifies as a dream come true.  No wonder all the guys around here seem so chill…if every day started like this I don’t think I’d even know what stress was.”

“I’m glad you find my ...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 16

Everyone would talk about the dreams for weeks to come.  No two were exactly alike, but the number of people sharing a similar nocturnal vision taking place in the same setting was too great for it all to be a mere coincidence.  Given their nature, certain details were usually politely omitted, or adamantly denied, though the implications were clear.  If someone had one of the dreams, they experienced a version of the world that left them both dreading and longing for more. &nb...

Kingsbury Harbor: Wishlist, pt. 1

*** Summer weather has me feeling nostalgic for the beach! ***

Adam watched Burke through the kitchen window, still unable to believe his luck at landing such a charming, handsome man.  Having just turned thirty, the athletic, sandy-haired hunk was a solid thirteen years his junior, though his lover’s fit frame made him look even younger.  Burke was broad-shouldered and lean, with a smooth, tapering swimmer’s physique that was much more at home in the tiny, matching speedo...

Take Two

I didn't realize the polls now default to only allowing a single choice.  I don't think it used to be that way?  But also I'm not great at this part of things (obviously).  So here's the poll again, hopefully allowing for multiple options.  

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Hi Everyone,

I was trying to work on a vignette but I'll be honest...the state of things at the moment has me spinning a bit, so I'm taking the weekend off.  Have a bunch of fun stuff in the hopper, though (including a revisit to a certain seaside town).  I just need a couple days to re-center.  

I try really hard to keep politics off this page, and that's not going to change, but damn.  As someone who came out in the 9th grade back in the mid-90s, I thought we...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 15: Voting Options

After the attempt to close the rift in the city fails, both Ethan and the guys head back to the cave to try and either blow things wide open or cut them off, respectively, but not before…

Option 1: Guys who are given a free sample of Spore T+ erupt into beefy, horny, hairy brutes as the potency starts to run wild.

Option 2: The spectral fungus begins to solidify in the new reality, causing people around the city to begin to subtly change.

Option 3: Word of the altered coll...

Juiced

“Come on, man!  Don’t be a dick about this,” Ryan begged.  “You’ve got some left…how much more do you need?  Those things are perfect already!  Share the wealth, bro.”  The stocky, dark-haired hunk reached over to give one of Matt’s prominent pecs a squeeze, his stubby fingers biting into his friend’s smooth, firm skin.

The auburn haired jock grinned and flexed against the shorter man’s hand before batting it away.  “What part of ‘cu...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 15

*** Voting options to come!  Hit a bit of a wall this weekend, so they'll be up in no more than a few days.  Thank you for your patience! ***

“Whaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuck,” Tom muttered under his breath, his eyes wide as he looked around at the surreal surroundings.  One moment he and Dave had been in a dirty alley, the next they were stepping through a magical door that had formed on the wall of a building nowhere near large enough to house what they now saw.  Ins...

New Ebook

Hi Everyone,

Quick heads up that there's a new offering for the Amazon algorithm.  I put together a collection of some of the most popular shrinking-themed stories from the past several years.  Same drill as usual - other than some minor polishing they're the same stories as on here, so no need to double purchase unless you're collecting.  If you're interested in picking up a copy, you can do so here...

Alter Call, pt. 2

“Dude!  Don’t even put that out there,” the brunette blushed, his eyes going wide at the thought of his tight, tapering torso sporting a pair of heaping, supple mounds.  Tommy could at least hide the flat patch where his girthy package used to be, not that he ever chose to, but there’d be nothing Hunter could do to obscure a pair of giant tits.

“Hooooo…that’d be fuckin’ hot,” Finn whistled, scooting forward to run his solid log between his friend’s modest p...

At The Hip (vignette)

Despite everything that happened, the sensation of Luke’s fat, lengthy cock pulsing in his hand  while the handsome hunk slumbered almost made it all worthwhile for Gabe.  The dreadful memory of their initial horror, along with all the embarrassing adjustments that followed, melted away with each gentle pump of the other man’s thick pole.  No matter how he got there, Gabe loved that he got to wake up in his friend’s burly arms each morning, and though Luke liked to protes...

Alter Call, pt. 1

Hunter still didn’t understand why everyone acted so casual about everything.  They all looked at him like he was the one with the problem, like he was simply being intolerant or close-minded about the process.  He even asked that question of himself.  His friends who’d answered the Call were all perfectly happy, happier than he’d ever known them to be, and while that was all that really mattered to the young jock, he couldn’t shake the weight of it.  He didn’t c...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 14

“Where are we even going,” Tom asked, blinking and shaking his head as he hurried down the sidewalk behind Dave.  His vision kept shifting between the bustling, mundane city he knew and the creeping, fungal nightmare waiting just on the other side of reality.  The transitions weren’t subtle fades, either, but jarring cuts to a world of infested horror.  A person would approach on the sidewalk appearing perfectly normal, only for his vision to shift and show a shambling, h...

But What If We Didn't

*** This was posted as a vignette last year but I never got around to putting it up for everyone.  Pride and barn painting (not mine) kept me running this weekend.  Have some fun ideas in the works! ***

“Come on, dude, it’s not that big a deal.”  Brody stepped up behind and clapped his brooding friend on the shoulders, giving Nick’s broad bowling balls a rough squeeze.  “It was already getting late.  Did you really want any of those leftover...

Fertilizer (vignette)

Adam was embarrassed already.  He was an avowed boxers or boxer-briefs guy, which made the modest underwear seem even smaller than it already would have.  The burnt-orange briefs weren’t excessively skimpy or overly revealing, but as far as Adam was concerned he might as well have been wearing a thong.  While the clinging fabric made his firm, perky rear look fantastic the stretchy material left nothing of his meager package to the imagination, which was the very reason he ne...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 13: Voting Options

After making their escape…

Option 1) Tom and Dave are unable to control their new abilities and leave chaos in their wake while they search for Will and Tyler, causing people to change at random as they pass.

Option 2) Ethan sends a pair of internal investigators to follow Tom and Dave, only for the two Spore staff to end up walking the streets as scantily clad sex workers after the escaped duo catches on to being followed.

Option 3) Tom and Dave seek refuge in a bar, inad...

Hair Bear Stare

It’s complicated.  There are days where I absolutely hate what I am and what I can do to people, and there are days where I love every second of it.  Sometimes I feel like I’m cursed with a burden beyond my control, but then there are times where I feel like I’m handing out winning lottery tickets.  And it’s all a bit of a moot point.  I’m not actually the one doing any of it; I’m just the thick, wide door through which these forces enter our world.

There...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 13

**** Voting options to come! Holiday weekend yard work got in the way. ****

“That was an unexpectedly pleasant surprise,” Ethan said, his cheerful tone a sharp contrast to the armed guards standing behind him.  They had the elevator blocked, making it clear that Tom’s suite had just become a luxurious prison cell.  “I knew we were getting close, but I didn’t think a rift like this would…if only we’d been better prepared…” he trailed off with an exasperated sm...

How Much Is That Stray In The Window, ch. 2

“Kev…come on…bud…we…we have to get…to class…” Jacob grunted, his vision blurring from the rhythmic ecstasy hammering away at his battered rear.  He’d had to gradually work his way up to an object the size of Kevin’s girthy new monster, but like the other man had promised, his now-pet had endless patience.  It wasn’t that Jacob didn’t also like taking a turn at his friend’s muscled globes, just that he preferred things the other way around if he had a choice...

The Algorithm (vignette)

Eric looked at the metal pillars, a dubious expression on his immaculately groomed face.  His chiseled arms were folded just below his prominent pecs, the dusting of perfectly manscaped, chocolate hair accentuating his golden skin.  There were no tan lines beneath his loose tank-top, nor were there any lurking in his small shorts, only an uninterrupted glow that covered his well-defined, well-muscled frame.  He rubbed at the stubble covering his wide jaw, then scratched nervous...

Fruiting Bodies, Interlude 2: Wild Night

Nate stared out the window, wishing he could shake the funk he’d been in all afternoon.  The towering hunk couldn’t put his finger on what it was that bothered him, but he felt anxious and tense, like something was about to happen.  He kept thinking he saw things in his peripheral vision, and he’d even caught himself staring at his wall earlier, convinced that it was discolored by a strange mildew but unable to actually find anything.  It was an unusual state for the hand...

Playing Dress-Up, pt. 2

Evan felt like he was in a dream.  The sensation that he was forgetting something important still nagged at his brain, but he was too busy smiling and eyeing the people who passed to give it much thought.  He kept thinking that he was looking for someone, but whenever he tried to muster the familiar image of Lisa, he saw an older man in her place.  More concerning, the mental image of the man’s handsome face sent a pleasantly arousing thrill through him much more than the tho...

How Did We Used to Live Like This?

Hi Everyone,

Just a heads up that there will be a delay on the next Fruiting Bodies chapter. I’ve managed to catch my first real cold/flu since all this pandemic stuff started, and either it’s a doozy, or I’m out of practice, or both. Very much did not miss this sort of thing. It’ll be up ASAP once I shake whatever this is, so thank you for your patience.

As always, thanks for reading and for the support!

Playing Dress-Up, pt. 1

“Have to fuckin’ play dress up to get fuckin’ laid…fuckin’ ridiculous,” Evan grumbled as he snaked his way deep into the dressing room.  It was in a back corner of the store, perfectly private and entirely isolated, but he couldn’t talk Lisa into fooling around in it no matter how hard he’d tried.  He hated going to the mall, and the only reason he’d even agreed to a shopping trip with a girl he’d been dating for just a few weeks was the hope that he’d be able ...

Hashtag Horsing Around (vignette)

Brody didn’t understand what was happening.  He knew the things he saw and felt couldn’t be possible, but his stunned senses kept insisting otherwise.  It also didn’t help that everyone around him went about their workouts as if everything was perfectly normal, further adding to his persistent denial.  The raven-haired jock kept telling himself that even if his slightly-subpar cock really had inflated out of nowhere, there was no way a bustling gym would just ignore the f...

Crack the Code: What a Bargain, pt. 2

“Wha…whaaaaoohhhhhhhhnnnn…!”  The blonde spasmed and blasted, unaware that at some point he’d started jerking off while watching his boss’s impossible display.  “Fuhh…fuuuuck me!  What the fuck was that?!”  Blake shuddered as the last ropey strands sprayed all over his floor, already starting the video over again.  He’d never seen anything so hot in his life.  He told himself it was the power that got him off, the knowledge that he was respons...

Fruiting Bodies, ch. 12

“Isn’t it a little late to be having this conversation?”  Tom ran a large hand through the hair on Dave’s burly gut.  He was back in a shape close to the one he’d started in all those years ago, his strapping frame thick with bulky muscle.  He wasn’t as big as his friend, but given the other man’s mood, Dave needed someone with enough size to really work him over.  Which also explained Tom’s thick club of a cock that wedged between them as their legs tangle...

Crack the Code: What a Bargain, pt. 1

“So the reduced rate requires…” Blake trailed off, his heart racing.  He’d guessed that the Code Breaker’s services would likely be out of his price range based on how much he’d had to fork over to simply arrange the meeting.  He’d initially balked at the idea of spending several thousand dollars for nothing more than a conversation, but he was desperate.  Not that the people who knew the handsome blonde would describe him that way.  They’d likely choose wo...