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But What If We Didn't? (vignette)

*** Still plugging away at this, but I wanted to post what I've got so far. ***

“Come on, dude, it’s not that big a deal.”  Brody stepped up behind and clapped his brooding friend on the shoulders, giving Nick’s broad bowling balls a rough squeeze.  “It was already getting late.  Did you really want any of those leftover chicks anyway?”

“That’s not the point,” the hairy wall of muscle grumbled.  He let his discarded shirt j...

Tag Update

Hi Everyone,

Hope you're all doing well.   Just a quick heads up - I retired the "cuntboy" tag and replaced it with "p2v".  I was never super comfortable with that tag because it didn't really feel like it fit the vibe of a lot of those stories, and it also felt a little more exploitative than necessary.  This new one captures just the transformation aspect without implying any sort of identity, personality traits, or status to the characters beyond the physical chan...

Through the Ages

Andy ran down the corridor as fast as his sturdy legs would take him.  He didn’t know how long he’d been running, but given the way his chest heaved and his lungs burned he guessed it to have been a while.  The passageways were endless.  His frantic footfalls echoed off the cold stone floor, muffled only slightly by the ornate tapestries strung up along the winding halls.  Flickering sconces peppered the spaces in between, glowing with a sickly verdant illumination tha...

Vignette Voting

Hi Everyone,

I know we're due for another vignette, and I've got a bunch of stuff in the hopper, but I ran out of time this week.  I got invited to a last minute D&D getaway and since I haven't played in person at all during the pandemic I'm going to go roll around in that like a nerdy pig in fantasy mud for a few days.  

In the meantime, these are the story ideas I've got in the queue.  I thought it would be fun to put them out there and let you guys tell me wh...

Win-Win

Billy didn’t know that the Bluejays had learned of the bet, nor did he know that they’d cheated via supernatural means to ensure their victory during the match in question.  He didn’t know such a thing was even possible, let alone something to worry about.  He was blissfully unaware of the rival team’s plan to continue drawing on those same magical forces to permanently remove him from the equation.  The star swimmer just thought he was in for an embarrassing night in f...

Fir Hollow, ch. 18: The Hunt

Matt had less than an hour left.  He’d finally made it to the edge of town, his lungs burning and his warped body aching.  With his new shape and altered attributes the trip had been grueling, but he couldn’t stop to rest or even begin to process any of it.  Three of them had already hit him, and if he didn’t want to be stuck in his freakish new body, which would undoubtedly get worse if the fourth managed to find him, he had to make it to sunrise.

He was mortified ...

Real(ity) Estate, pt. 2

Dylan shook his head, squeezing Cole’s hand.  “I don’t know.  I just...I saw you standing there and it wasn’t even a question.  It just...happened…” the muscled stud finally stuffed his dangling hose away, but he had yet to break off their grip.

Cole swallowed hard and nodded.  “Same here.  When you came up behind me it was...it just felt so...right?  But that doesn’t make sense!  Look at us now!  Look at what we’re doing,” the...

Keep Watching (vignette)

Ben took an involuntary step back, his brawny arm flexing as he raised a defensive hand.  The blonde’s square, stubble-covered jaw hung open, his eyes wide.  “You actually watched it?!”

“Of course I did.  Curses aren’t a real thing, bro,” Cooper laughed.  He shrugged and motioned to his athletic, boxer-clad frame, giving the hefty lump beneath the thin fabric a squeeze.  “See?  Still in one piece.  I’ve watched it a bunch’a times now....

Fir Hollow, ch. 17: Voting Options

Option 1: After a strange group of hunters comes to town, a young man finds himself in the body-warping cross-hairs and has to make it to sunrise without being changed by all of them or he’ll be stuck in his new body.

Option 2: A group of researchers looking for a local cryptid named the Fir Hollow Howler find more than they bargained for when they locate the creature, whose piercing cry alters reality in random, chaotic ways.

Option 3: When Old Agnes finds his petition for reve...

New Faith, Inc.: Discipline

“NNnngg…!”  Colt spasmed, instinctively clutching the seat of the hard plastic chair as his cock exploded yet again.  He blushed at the spreading warmth, the front of his pants already soaked through by the potent releases.  They’d started almost as soon as he’d sat across from the gorgeous, naked figure on the other side of the desk, and while they were a clear sign that he was in over his head, the flustered man couldn’t bring himself to leave.  As odd a sens...

Fir Hollow, ch. 17: Trade In

“Well look at you,” Stu whistled, eyeing his friend’s turquoise muscle shirt as he stepped into the other man’s small apartment.  “Should I worry about you comin’ for me now?”  He laughed and flexed a chiseled arm, the granite bicep threatening to shred the thin cotton of his straining t-shirt.

Tim blushed and shook his head, shrugging the bony shoulders that stuck out through the open sides of his shirt.  He mirrored Stu’s pose, flexing a toned, though si...

Fir Hollow, vol. 2 Now Available

Hi Everyone,

Quick heads up that the next ebook installment of Fir Hollow is live over on Amazon.  As usual the stories are the same as the ones posted here, they've just been given a fresh edit for grammar/clarity.  I always let them sit for a minute before I edit and post, but it's amazing how much more you catch going back a couple months later.  If you're interested in picking up a copy, you can do so 2021-07-09 13:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Dropbox Update

Hi Everyone,

The dropbox has been updated with the following: Jade Man's Eyes (vignette); Fir Hollow, chs. 15 - 16; New Faith Inc.; Just a Little Pic (vignette); Tilling the Soil (full story); Shroud (vignette).  An updated copy of the tagged story sheet was also added.  

We're rapidly approaching 350 stories in there, which feels crazy to me.

As always, thanks for reading and for the support! 

Real(ity) Estate, pt. 1

“I still can’t believe you got this place for so cheap,” Dylan said, giving an approving nod as he folded his burly arms under his chest.  With his wide, dimpled chin and boy-next-door features the copper-haired young man looked perfectly at home in the old farm house.  His powerful torso strained against the thin cotton of his small t-shirt, and his tight denim practically begged for a coating of dirt and grass stains.

Cole shrugged.  “I mean, you see it, right?�...

Shroud (vignette)

Shane clutched the cylinder in his pocket, easily swallowing the small plastic tube with his meaty paw.  It was no bigger than a film canister, though he doubted that Evan would have made that comparison.  The young man was only in his mid-twenties, having grown up in a digital world where the analog wonder of print photography was a relative rarity.  Everything was instantaneous and impermanent, a fitting parallel to what the other man was about to experience.

Shane envi...

Tilling the Soil, pt. 2

The fit blonde was almost frantic as he threw on his gym shorts and tank-top, not even stopping to worry about the obvious tent.  Blake told himself it would settle down by the time he got there, and he didn’t really care one way or the other if it didn’t.  A part of him wanted people to see, needed them to.  After the confusing romp with Ezra his body vibrated with a giddy, desperate energy.  Physically he felt better than he ever had, tingling from head-to-toe with a...

Fir Hollow, ch. 16: Tag, You're It

“I just don’t think it was a good idea is all,” Corey said.  The wiry young man shrugged his broad shoulders and ran a hand through his short, chestnut hair, his toned arm flexing.  “You know what they say about that place.”

“OoooOOOOoohhhhh,” Brayden groaned, dropping the tone of his voice to a ghostly bellow.  “Malachai’s coming aaaaafter yoooouuuuu,” the stocky brunette sang, waving his hairy, meaty arms above his head.

“He’s coming after ...

Tilling the Soil, pt. 1

“As your friend, I feel like I maybe need to ask one more time...you’re sure about this,” Ezra asked.  Leaning casually back, a muscled arm resting on the top of the sofa while his meaty thighs swung absently, the fit brunette was doing his best to not let his amusement show.  Considering Blake’s current outfit, as well as the nature of the other man’s request, it was no easy feat.  The wiry blonde was clad only in a pair of grey, oversized boxer briefs that had been ...

Just a Little Pic (vignette)

*** WIP story fragment I wanted to get out before I got distracted and forgot about it. ***

“What the fuck is going on in here,” Blake yawned from the doorway.  The lean brunette’s athletic frame was on display as he stood in nothing but his boxers, his short hair messy from the interrupted sleep.  On the bed, a dazed Rich just blinked at the other man, his chiseled pecs rising and falling from the rapid breaths.  A sheen of sweat glistened in the dim light...

New Faith, Inc.

“I can’t believe I’m here right now,” Robert sighed, slumping back in the hard plastic chair.  The office around him was sleek and modern, all hard lines and right angles.  Other than the city skyline through the floor-to-ceiling windows that made up the walls, everything was either black or white, with a cold, slate grey floor that made the room feel like a nightmare modernist tomb.  It wasn’t remotely comfortable but, then again, Robert doubted it was supposed to be...

Fir Hollow, ch. 15: On the Menu

“What do you mean ‘where’s my uniform’?  I’m dressed the way I always am,” Luke said, confused.  He looked back and forth between himself and his boss, motioning to the straining polo that showed off his plump pecs, and the powerful arms that framed his sculpted, tapering torso.  A pair of equally fitted pants highlighted his solid bubble below, and showed off just enough of a bulge to be noticeable without crossing the line.  With his olive complexion and full...

A Big Change: Personal Growth, pt. 2

“Kent...fuck, man, why didn’t you say something?”  Brad squirmed out of the way as Kent threw himself back down on the couch, shooting Drew a stunned look.

The auburn-haired jock still had his rigid cock in hand while he gawked back and forth between Kent’s bare frame and Brad’s stocky bulk.  Even with the recent revelation, or perhaps because of it, the lean hunk wanted to keep pumping away, but he reluctantly let go.  “So this is why you were acting weird,�...

Jade Man's Eyes (vignette)

“And you’re sure?  We’ve reached the point where things are going to get interesting for you.”

Hudson shook his hand, the green stones clattering together.  They felt heavy against his calloused palm, heavier than a normal pair of dice should, but as he wiggled his bare toes against the floor he knew the viridian gems were anything but normal.  “Yeah, and expensive for you,” the athletic brunette said.  He flashed a smug grin and tried to sound confident ...

Dropbox Update

Hi Everyone,

The dropbox has been updated with the following: Cherry Blossom; A Big Change: Personal Growth (full story); Fir Hollow, chs. 13 & 14; Too Late (vignette); I Heard You Kept the Old Couch; Just Desserts: A Good Show.  

As always, thanks for reading and for the support! 

Just Desserts: A Good Show

“What do you deserve,” the bartender asked, the Grey Goose surging an angry purple behind him.  Vince was too caught off guard by the strange query to notice the quick flash.  He’d expected to order a drink, not be handed an existential crisis.  He had no way of knowing the vodka had been cursed by an angry, drunken warlock, and that his life was about to take a very interesting turn.  

“Ooof...that’s a loaded question,” the dark haired man laughed.  ...

Fir Hollow, ch. 14: Fine Print

Mack slammed the phone down, his frustrated grunt echoing throughout the small gym.  “Who the fuck does that guy think he is,” he barked, his powerful arms flexing as he leaned forward on the counter to compose himself.

“Warton again,” Noah asked, rolling his eyes.  The younger man was glad his boss had been closest to the phone.  He’d already gotten an earful from the irate customer the day before.

“That’s ‘Mr. Warton, son’,” Mack said, drawing ...

I Heard You Kept the Old Couch

“It’s just not fair.  The guy goes out of his way to help everyone, but he’s still stuck working doubles at that crappy restaurant?”  Ben sighed and shook his head as he finished putting the cushions and throw pillows back on Alan’s worn couch.  He paused and ran his hand along the top, remembering the weeks he’d spent sleeping on it after his parents had kicked him out.  He’d just turned eighteen, which marked the point at which his homophobic family conside...

Too Late (vignette)

I was too late.  A naked Tim stood on the other side of the glass, looking just as gorgeous in real life as he did in my fantasies.  I was glad he couldn’t see through the two way mirror, that he didn’t know I stood there trying to burn the image of his tapering, athletic build into my brain.  I’d seen his smooth, leanly muscled torso at the beach before, but the plump, round globes of his perky rear were even better than I’d imagined.  I’d spent plenty of time s...

Links

Hi Everyone,

Fortunately the Amazon dust up from over the weekend has worked itself out.  It did get me thinking, though, that I should have some extra redundancies in place.  I put together a LinkTree that has a direct link to each of my books should they ever stop showing up in searches or on my author page again over there.  Other than here, the LinkTree will be the best way to stay current on what's out there and where I am in case you'd ever need to find me.  He...

Fir Hollow, ch. 13: Voting Options

Hi Everyone,

Sorry for the delay!  Here are the voting options for the latest Fir Hollow:

Option 1: After one of his customers leaves a strange symbol on the tip line of their receipt, a handsome, uptight server finds himself on the dessert menu at the restaurant where he works.

Option 2: A new gym in town has been ripping off local men with bogus contracts, until one day when the owner and his staff are surprised at the one-of-a-kind services they begin providing their...