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After the Thunder (vignette)

**** Trying a different style with this one.  Let me know what you think! ****

There he goes again.  Mister Thunder, chasing some maniacal mad scientist.  Can’t even take a walk in this city without worrying about whether or not you’re going to run into a superhero light show.  Every day there’s another story about an epic battle of good versus evil, usually with a smug, smiling pretty boy coming out on top and flexing his muscles for the camera while ...

Fir Hollow, ch. 8: Team Players

“I’m just sayin’…how are they even gonna know if we stayed here all night,” Wyatt asked.  The nervous brunette eyed the decaying room around them, wishing he’d brought more than a flashlight.

“Dude, don’t start,” Paul sighed, reaching over to tousle the other man’s hair.  The dark-skinned stud was just as nervous, but he was doing a better job of hiding it.

“Because we have to send updates throughout the night, remember,” Blake said, his tone ster...

In Good Hands

“What the fuck are you doing here?!”  Bruce’s pimpled face was a mix of crimson embarrassment and purple rage as he glared at Peter.  The thin, chestnut-haired man seemed equally baffled.  The sharp, pointed features of his face made his wide eyes that much larger as he gawked back and forth between Bruce on one side, and Clark’s hulking frame on the other.  The blonde, beefy giant was just as confused, possessing no more knowledge of how they all wound up in bed t...

Chapter’s On The Way!

Hi everyone,

I didn’t get a chance to finish the next Fir Hollow today, so it’ll be up ASAP in the next couple days. I appreciate your patience!

Eye for an Eye

*** This was posted as a vignette last year, but I never got around to polishing it up and posting it for everyone.  I finally had a chance to give it a fresh edit, so here we go! ***

“Which one, oh which one will it be?” The Man in the Green Suit sang, waving a slender finger between the two stunned young men.  Chase thought he was bringing an eager blonde for him and his roommate to share, though he hadn’t exactly told her that last part on the way home from t...

Masc4...(vignette)

If Brad still had a dick he would have been rock hard.  As it was, the unfamiliar heat from between his legs was rapidly spreading to encompass the whole of his athletic frame.  He didn’t understand it.  Terrifying alterations aside, Sam had seen him naked so many times it no longer even registered when it happened.  Being caught in nothing but a pair of panties with his fat cock suddenly missing should have been embarrassing, but exposing his bare torso to his friend sh...

Virtual

(the very start of this was posted as a vignette a few weeks ago, and I finally had a chance to finish it up.  Enjoy!) 

“YOU logged in, after all.  No one forced you to come here,” the voice said.  “The terms are spelled out very clearly.  We’re not liable because YOU didn’t read them.   Now, for $6,500 you can choose from one of our existing packages, or for $10,000 you can customize.  If, as you said, you’re unable to afford...

Fir Hollow, ch. 7: Custom Blend

The gentle tinkling of the door chime pulled Bruce’s attention from the book on the counter.  He looked up and raised an eyebrow at the broad, burly bear lumbering inside.  “Jake!  Didn’t think I’d see you again so soon…don’t tell me you need more incense?  You were just here last week!”

The beefy wall of muscle and hair shook his head, his bearded cheeks split by a broad smile.  “Nah, I’m still set.  I was actually hoping you could help o...

New Ebook

Hi Everyone,

For those of you who are interested, there's a new ebook up on Amazon.  This is a collection of stories (Down in the Valley, all four chapters of Hashtag, Gaining Followers, and Cyber Monday) involving HB&L, the corporation at the heart of the Climbing the La...

Feeling Blue

“Man…you really let that guy have it,” Doug whistled, shaking his head.

“Look what he did to my coat,” Britt fumed, brushing the cement dust from his perfectly tailored blazer.  As usual, the young brunette was immaculately dressed.  His athletic, precision-sculpted frame was expertly accentuated by his fitted suit, the crimson tie nestled just right between his chiseled pecs.  The dusty blazer was tight enough to show off his broad shoulders and strong arms wit...

Dropbox Update

Hi Everyone,

The dropbox has been updated with the following: Fir Hollow chs. 4-6, Gaining Followers, Pretty (full text), Two Cents, By Any Other Name, Virtual (vignette), Picture a New Dynamic, Dollhouse (vignette).  

For those at the Take Me Home tier, the updated link was posted earlier this week, so let me know if you didn't see it.  

As always, thanks for reading and for the support!

Dollhouse (vignette)

Todd was starting to like it.  It was hard for the formerly straight stud to admit, but if he was being honest, the money now ranked second.  It always felt good; that was never the issue.  The technology that made his body constantly malleable did the same for his attractions, easily swapping from women to men.  The problem was his pride.  Having spent most of his life as a sculpted ladies man, the dark-haired hunk had a hard time adjusting to the idea of his cliente...

Picture a New Dynamic

Tobias stared up at the ceiling, his wiry torso covered in a sticky coating.  He could already hear the clanging of Jason’s weights echoing throughout the spacious penthouse, a sound he listened to for several minutes before remembering that it was all wrong.  The large, disheveled bed, the luxurious apartment, the excessive cash in his bank account, and, most importantly, his burly new lover; none of it should have been real.  Up until his brother’s wedding to Jason’s si...

Fir Hollow, ch. 6: T-A-P

“I don’t know how you do it,” Beth sighed, marveling at the level of detail on the small sculpture.  The clay figure was roughly a foot tall, its warped proportions looking incredibly lifelike despite their odd size.  “The sculpting, I mean.  Of course I don’t know you do the next part,” she said with a nervous laugh.

“Lots of practice.  With both,” Lynn shrugged.  Her tone was casual, as if they were talking about any of the more traditional cer...

Virtual (vignette)

“YOU logged in, after all.  No one forced you to come here,” the voice said.  “The terms are spelled out very clearly.  We’re not liable because YOU didn’t read them.   Now, for $6,500 you can choose from one of our existing packages, or for $10,000 you can customize.  If, as you said, you’re unable to afford either of those options, we can open things up for auction.  Men like you do tend to fetch a high price.”

Justin couldn’t believe...

By Any Other Name

Jeff and Trevor smelled the wall long before they saw it.  The deep, floral scent was a beacon, cutting through the damp miasma that coated the rest of the swampy forest.  It pulled the two young explorers along by their noses, the rosy aroma growing so strong they could practically see it floating in the air like a wispy trail of pink smoke.  They clambered over twisting roots, stumbling trance-like, somehow managing to avoid the camouflaged ebony ponds, whose surfaces rippled...

Pretty (full text)

*** I posted a chunk of this as a vignette the other week while it was in process, and I finally had a chance to give it a proper beginning and ending.  Enjoy! ***

Reeve’s heart thundered in his chest, the frantic pulse beating loud against his ears.  He worried that the rapid-fire throb was like a blaring horn against the unnatural stillness of the nighted forest.  His heaving breath and desperate, crashing flight only added to his concern.  The nocturn...

Fir Hollow, ch. 5 Voting Options

Option 1: A man finds a unique guitar that uses bodies as fuel when played, leaving him, or the people around him, smaller than when he started.

Option 2: A local pottery studio comes across some special clay that lets them sculpt and reshape bodies the way they do with the rest of their ceramics.

Option 3: An obscure religious order uses a secluded swimming hole up in the hills to perform their baptisms on new members, leaving people reborn in warped, chaotic ways when submerged....

Fir Hollow, ch. 5: The Lot

*** Voting options to come!  Didn't have as much time to get them together this weekend as I'd hoped.***

Mickey cursed under his breath as the car sped past.  It disappeared around a bend in the road, ignoring his outstretched thumb entirely.  He was exhausted.  He’d been hoofing it through the darkness for miles, his lungs burning as he trudged up the mountain road’s deceptive incline.  Even for someone in better shape the trek would have been a ...

Two Cents

“I’m just saying…what kinda dick steals from a donation basket?”  Jayden glared at Todd, his normally charming expression a stern mask.  He knew his friend could be impulsive, and that the fit, handsome jock was used to getting his way and doing whatever he wanted, but stealing from a church crossed a line.

The defensive, dark-haired hunk dropped his head back on his shoulders and let out a loud sigh.  “Oh my god…are you still pissed about that?”  Todd ...

Pretty (vignette)

*** Here we go!  This is a snippet of the first story that leans heavily into Fantasy territory.  Taking a swing at some Orcish themes with this one, but hopefully everyone will find something to enjoy in it.  Full story should be done soon! ***

“Not gonna be pretty for much longer, eh?  Don’t worry…your new friends aren’t gonna mind at all.”  Reeve’s already-aching cock throbbed when he looked in the direction of Dekker’s nod and saw two ...

Gaining Followers

Wes couldn’t stop grinning.  He’d only posted a single video since downloading the plugin for his Tik-Tak account, but already his followers had tripled.  “Damn…should’ve done this a long time ago,” he said to himself, the number of views rising exponentially.  He was a little embarrassed at watching himself move around shirtless on screen, but that had more to do with his principles than any insecurities over his impressive physique.  Wes had always judged the...

Fir Hollow, ch. 4: Right on Time

“How are you not freaking out right now?!”  Zack clutched the sides of his head, his toned arms flexing.  A fresh flood of crimson washed over his sharp features when he looked down and saw how the pose only further accentuated what he desperately wished to conceal.  Below the bottom of his too-short t-shirt, along the trail of golden hair that bisected his firm stomach, hung the stuffed, shiny pouch for all to see.  Thrust forward between his toned thighs, not only wa...

Mantra

For the new year (quote courtesy of Trixie Mattel). 

2020 Recap

Hi Everyone,

What a weird, weird year.  Usually “weird” is something I reserve as a compliment, but in this case I mean it in the most literal sense.  I hope it landed as gently as possible for all of you.  I’m not going to say “happy new year” or anything about plans and goals for 2021 because that feels like a fool’s errand at this point, but we can at least recap the 2020 numbers:

New Stories/Chapters: 101

Average Story ...