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From the Archives: Down On The Farm

(Another oldie from back in 2018. Enjoy!)

“Just…a little...more...” Jake grunted, struggling to pull the fence post in to place as his bare, chiseled biceps flexed in the afternoon sun. They’d been at it for hours, digging holes in the sweltering heat and then driving poles the size of small trees down in them. The fact that he could even position the heavy posts by himself was an impressive display of the strength he held in his young, athletic bod...

New Ebook

Hi Everyone,

The 3rd installment in the Short Stuff series is up on Amazon for anyone interested. Like usual, they're the same stories that were posted on here, just slightly polished.

As always, thanks for reading and for the support!

Share The Load

Now that the day had finally arrived, Eric allowed himself to feel a sliver of pride. He’d had to bide his time for nearly three weeks in order for the proper stars to align, but he hadn’t given anything away and nothing about Doug’s behavior during that time had caused him to have second thoughts. If anything, the dark-haired man was more certain than ever that their plan was the best course of action. He’d tried to warn Ashley off, to keep her as far from Doug as possible, but sh...

From the Archives - Crack the Code, ch. 6: Whistleblower

Peter froze at the threshold of William’s office, a sharp gasp caught in his throat. His bare, perfect pecs heaved while his heart hammered a manic rhythm, his spinning head refusing to believe what his wide eyes told him. If it had just been himself, Peter might have been able to chalk it all up to a nervous breakdown. After all, it wasn’t uncommon for men like himself to snap in the high-stakes world of corporate finance. Long hours, constant pressure, demanding executives; it was e...

Immersion (vignette)

I'd originally planned to do this as a single story, but, the more I wrote, the more I want to spend some time with these guys. More to come!

Riley sighed as he looked at his two friends, torn between the excitement he felt at their surroundings, and the confusing fluttering filling his stomach in their presence. He kicked himself for not sensing the ulterior motives in Steve’s generous offer to spring for a birthday Immersion, especially since the...

Spring Broken, pt. 2

Dylan was on his knees in a flash, his shrunken cock forgotten as he choked on Charlie’s.  He bobbed his head with the same nimble grace as before, savoring every moment of the sensation until his friend’s spit-slick cock was lubed and glistening.  He felt the same disembodied detachment he’d been wrestling with all day when he climbed back up onto the bed on all fours, but the idea of not going through with things never even occurred to him.  Even when Charlie grabbed hi...

Overcast, ch. 14: Internal Workings

Sorry for the repost. It occurred to me that, with the frustration around this spacing issue, I forgot to allow mutliple choices for votes AND forgot to set an end date. You apparently can't edit those things after a poll has gone up, so I had to start over. If you already voted, please click those options again.

Alex crossed his arms beneath his chest, the pose accentuating both of the burly jock’s overdeveloped attributes.  Standing with hi...

From the Archives: Win-Win

(Sorry for the weird spacing. Patreon's doing that glitch again where it's adding them in on the desktop.)

Billy didn’t know that the Bluejays had learned of the bet, nor did he know that they’d cheated via supernatural means to ensure their victory during the match in question.  He didn’t know such a thing was even possible, let alone something to worry about.  He was blissfully unaware of the rival team’s plan to continue drawing on those s...

Spring Broken, pt. 1

Dylan knew he should have been embarrassed, but he was too panicked to care.  It wasn’t the first time Charlie had seen him either naked or hard, that had essentially become a daily tradition for the roommates, though the dark-haired hunk normally didn’t ask his friend to inspect his rigid cock.  “I’m telling you, man…it’s smaller!”

Charlie hopped up from his seated position at the edge of the bed so Dylan’s aching member wouldn’t be as uncomfortably close to...

Slime Time: Practice Makes Perfect (vignette)

*** A WIP as I dip my toes back into the Slime-verse.  I really want to expand on this idea in the coming months. ***

Luke turned the corner and paused, his eyes immediately landing on Cody’s increasingly plump, exposed cheeks.  The ample globes tensed and flexed as his now-shorter friend stood on his tip-toes at the counter, straining to reach the mugs on the top shelf.  A month earlier, when the stocky brunette was still long and lean, he would have been able...

From the Archives - Fruiting Bodies, ch. 3

“If we’re not leaving then I’m going back in there.”  Will’s voice was flat and measured, but the words were as strong as the arms folded across his bare, shredded midsection.  “I’m not looking for a discussion and I’m not asking permission, I’m just telling you what’s about to happen.”

Dave sighed and ran a hand over his face, trying to think of a compelling argument to keep the bigger man on board.  “Will, please.  Would you just listen for ...

The Pexorcist

Dean gritted his teeth in frustration, his heart racing at the buzzing, disembodied voice.  The sound was simultaneously grating yet smooth, the contradiction in tone just as impossible as its very presence in his head to begin with.  Or, to be more precise, his chest.  The fit brunette’s chiseled pecs had possessed a mind of their own ever since an attempted ritual-gone-wrong allowed a demon to take up residence in them a few days earlier.  Despite having a face and bod...

Overcast, ch. 13: Bend the Rules

Kellan didn’t understand what he was doing wrong.  The spell should have been a simple one, nothing more than a minor cosmetic tweak for an impatient client who’d rather fork over a small fortune than wear invisalign for a year.  Dental work wasn’t cheap either, but compared to what Caster’s Inc. charged it might as well have been free.

Not that it was Kellan’s place to decide one way or the other.  All the frustrated caster had to do was pluck the cosmic string...

From the Archives: Impatience

*** Going way, waaaaaaay back for this one.  Maybe 2007?  It was done as an image story  on the old CYOC site, so don't judge it too harshly, please. ***

“Kyle…Kyle, put your shirt back on.” Jeff settled in a chair while his young friend frantically struggled with the buttons, too excited to even shed his jacket or tie. “Let’s say for a minute that I believe you. I don’t, by the way, but let’s just say that I did. I still didn’t agree to anything....

John(ny), pt. 2

Thus far, David’s magic kept Brad and Mark from thinking too much about their friend’s frequent absences, with the two largely assuming that John was simply bed-hopping.  They’d all done it enough in their college days, and that hadn’t changed much in the few years since graduation.  Other than the fact that they no longer had classes to skip, much of their day-to-day remained the same.  They’d decided to stick it out as roommates while getting their professional live...

From the Archives: The Magenta Cage, pt. 1

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The Cage

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When more men started showing up with magenta eyes, the government knew it had to take action.  While most people still didn’t believe in the curse, that didn’t make its reality-warping effects any less real.  The Curse of the Magenta Eyes was a threat to the world itself, and if it couldn’t be eradicated, it would have to be contained.  Though no one knew how the curse started, they at least knew how it spread, makin...

Stable-ized (vignette)

*** Rough draft of a WIP.  Still working on an ending, but I got this idea in my head and it wouldn't leave. ***

“OooOOOoohHHhh yyYyYYeeEEssSS…” Adam howled, his ecstatic cries ringing around the room.  His boy-next-door face was a twisted mask of ecstasy, its normal, charming composure lost against the onslaught of bliss brought to him by Finn’s pumping hips.  “Oh god…oh god…yes…yess…fuck yes…oh fuck…oh fuck…ohhhhHHH…” The wiry brunet...

John(ny), pt. 1

Johnny hurried down the hall as fast as his short, slender legs would carry him, his dainty feet tapping out a light patter on the smooth floor.  Even after so many months he’d yet to adjust to the way his fat little rear would bounce and ripple with the slightest motion, and how odd it felt to have his petite package poking against his tiny briefs instead of lugging around a pouch stuffed to capacity by a long hose and girthy balls.  He still expected to feel his absent pecs boun...

Overcast, ch. 12: Action Words

Hunter couldn’t believe how quickly his dream had turned into a nightmare.  Or at least that’s what the newborn pretty-boy told himself, because the alternative was that he simply should have known better.  Turning to an unlicensed caster was the very definition of “Big Risk, Big Reward,” and, unfortunately for him, things appeared to have fallen under that first R.

They’d started off so promising.  From what research he’d been able to do beforehand, the disco...

From the Archives - A Big Change: Personal Growth

“Oh fuck…oh fuck…” Kent stammered, running a hand across the damp mounds of his prominent chest.  His palms scratched against the hair already pushing up through the tanned skin, his heart racing at the impossible sensation.  He’d just finished shaving for the second time that day, and already the unrelenting growth fought back.  The blonde pretty boy was naturally hirsute, having sprouted on a branch of the family tree that bore hairy fruit, but he kept his lean, fit...

Generbator, pt. 3

*** Here's the first part and the second part if you need a refresher.***

Andy grinned as he swiveled his hips, loving how Scott’s eyes would widen and his lips would purse with each rotation.  The sculpted brunette pinned between the blonde’s mea...

Double Negative (vignette)

“Dude!  Where have you been?!”

Turner braced himself for impact, but Dan’s lengthy, well-muscled arms still succeeded in shoving him back against the wall.  Even if the blonde hadn’t been caught in the middle of removing his shoes, the bigger man still would have sent him reeling.  Turner thought the physical vertigo was at least appropriate since it mirrored the mental sensation that followed the sight of his sculpted, handsome friend charging at him in nothing b...

From the Archives: Possibly Maybe

*** This was posted as a vignette back in November so it might be fresh for some of you ***

Scott was trying his best to keep things casual.  He knew how much Caleb enjoyed his strapping frame, and he hoped the sight of it would help soften the coming blow.  He untucked his shirt and popped the rest of the buttons, fully exposing the perfect pecs and well-muscled midsection underneath, the tanned skin offset by a light, bronze dusting.  Scott spent years as a carpet insta...

Overcast, vol. 2 Now Available

Hi Everyone,

Quick heads up - Overcast, vol. 2 is now available over on Amazon if anyone's interested.  You know the drill: same stories as posted here, just put together with a shirtless dude on the cover.  

As always, thanks for reading and for the support! 

I Heard You Have Someone Special

Like most people, Connor hated being alone on Valentine’s Day.  The pressure to be paired off was incessant to begin with, and an entire holiday season dedicated to “having someone special” only made it worse.  The fact that he’d finally crossed into his thirties didn’t help either, as the prospect of staring down an uncoupled middle age was viewed with a mix of horror and pity by just about everyone he knew.  And it wasn’t that Connor couldn’t find an interested ...

Overcast, ch. 11: Curses

Kayden fumed, the embarrassment he should have felt at his erect exposure entirely forgotten in the face of his fury.  Standing naked and hard anywhere other than his bedroom or the bathroom was a novel experience for the bashful, bronze-skinned young man, but he had more pressing concerns than his insecurity.  They all did.  “You told us you knew what you were doing!  What the fuck, man?!  Look at this!”

Drew blushed as he watched his skinny friend grab his...

From the Archives: Nice Picture, Jackass

“But that’s not me!” Scott cried, shoving the picture in Todd’s face.  It showed an incredibly tall man’s incredibly large rear filling the frame of a small photo booth.  He was bent over to fit inside, but his top half was still obscured, showing only one large ear and a corner of his big, toothy grin.

Todd cocked his head to the side, his eyes traveling up and down Scott’s towering frame.  “Looks like you,” he grunted, shrugging his massive shoulders. 2024-02-09 14:41:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Someone Else's Shoes

Matt sighed, folding his muscled arms over his chest as he leaned against the bathroom counter.  The brunette’s handsome features were crestfallen, his normally bright eyes now dark and brooding above his pouting lips.  The source of his sour mood stood under a warm stream on the other side of the steamy glass, Owen’s equally fit physique only slightly obscured while the smug stud lathered himself up.  “You know I love you, man…but why do you have to be such a dick some...

Part of the Process (vignette)

“‘Sup, man,” Jordan asked, slinging his briefcase onto the table.  The strapping, dark-skinned stud loosened his tie and popped the top button of his fitted dress shirt, the clearly outlined muscles underneath making the clinging top a formality.  Little of Jordan’s tapering torso was left to the imagination, from the thickness of his arms, to the breadth of his shoulders, to the roundness of his pecs, and the same went for the athletic hunk’s meaty thighs, ample rear, and...

Patreon Bug

Hi Everyone,

Forgive the weird formatting.  There seems to be a bug on Patreon right now where all the formatting gets lost when you try to copy and paste into the post creator.  I had to copy from google docs into Pages to get that last one up, but then when it posted it added a bunch of spaces between paragraphs.  No clue what's going on, but hopefully they get it fixed soon.  

(Update: Looks like it’s just a desktop thing.)