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12 Relic of the Past

"Talk about a tough situation."

Flamelle glances up at Jorick's muttered words only briefly before her attention returns to what is most important.

Ever since first encountering Kette, Flamelle's life has been a non-stop run of shocks and surprises one after another like an endless line of sucker punches.

Most recently, paying such an absurd amount of money just for a rail ticket without even batting an eye. Then getting into an argument and threatening a Cohenberg ...

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55 Final Chapter of Procrastination

Yo! It's been a bit since I uploaded, sorry about that.

There's an explanation on why at the end of the chapter :3

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Walking to meet with the rest with Kamo-Sensei, we wound up just talking, and the topic naturally found its way to Cursed Techniques fairly quick.

"Okay, but couldn't you just do away with the entire process in favour of a simple yes/no type of activation?" I ask, thinking about how I only need a hand ...

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Slay the Worm

Yo! So this is really short cuz it's more a concept of an idea rather than anything else. This is an idea I've been toying with for honestly quite a while, cuz I like Slay the Spire as a game a lot and wound up thinking how to make it into a fanfic, thus we have this.

I even made wheels to spin for cards an stuff and card rarity sorted by encounter type and everything.

I'd like to write more of it, but idk if I'll really have the time or m...

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Tanya the Godslayer

Hello everyone, I would like to start by saying fuck you vakire. I was perfectly happy not writing this you rat fuck and now I've lost like 5 hours of my day, bastard.

Other than that tho, this is a one-shot for an idea I've had brewing for years about how perfect Tanya the Evil is to be crossed with the criminally underused fandom of Campione!

So if you know nothing of Campione! then all that you need to know is that it is an anime about Godslayers (mc is the 7th of them) who gai...

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11 Mega Lore Dump For Funsies

Thankfully, things did calm down after the whole incident. The Noble and his lot kept to their side of the carriage, leaving Kierra some peace to start trying to come up with training exercises that Flamelle can do to improve.

Eventually, enough time passed that even the allure of advanced Magic couldn't keep Flamelle up.

Well, that's not really true. Kierra made the girl get some sleep once it hit midnight.

Unlike Kierra who is used to having the worst sleep schedule, perk...

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54 Of How The Student Affects The Teacher

My talk with Taira no Tadatsune honestly left me in a bit of a mood, I can admit that much. Which is how I found myself sitting concealed on the roof of my assigned room, staring at the setting sun lost in thought.

It is a scene that is only interrupted when I feel a familiar presence approaching, and I don't bother to turn my head as Kamo-Sensei comes and sits by my side.

"Do you have any idea how hard it can be to find you?" He begins, not waiting for a response. "I wouldn't hav...

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10 Call Me Ms. Frizzle The Way I Teach In Da Magic Bus ^-^

Watching Flamelle walk beside her, or perhaps skip would be more accurate with how she seems to be bouncing with childish joy, Kierra finds herself glad that she went along with that whole diversion.

Sure, it sucked for her personally, but she's an adult, it's not that bit of a deal. Worth it, considering the near infectious nature of Flamelle's happiness.

The girl didn't win, naturally, but that wasn't the point in the first place. She got to have some fun, and it'd have been cru...

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53 This Guy That Guy and Another Guy Too

It's pretty late by the time I make it back to my room. Late enough to be early, going by the lightening of the sky. Though not so late that the sun has yet started to rise, so I should be able to have at least an hour or two to nap.

I'm still feeling all that Evil Saké I had. I could really do with a nap.

Granted, I could almost certainly just use Reverse Cursed Technique to put myself back into peak condition, but why would I want to do that? I am a human, I do not want to beco...

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52 Hit and Miss

I may have had a little bit too much saké.

The thought filters through the haze in my mind as I sit under the night sky, straddling the wall of a noble's manor with a gourd of Evil Saké in one hand.

I don't really remember how I did it, but at some point I started experimenting with Cursed Energy and saké and wound up making this dark and twisted brew. No clue how, but it seems to be doing a good job getting me drunk.

That being said, Yoshikane tried a sip and started con...

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9 The Greatest Illusion Is Regret

Flamelle finds her eyes discretely turning to study Mistress Kette. They are both hunched over her notes, focused on the work as they have been for an hour now. However, in this time, Flamelle has found her admiration for the smaller woman rising and rising every minute.

She knew, intellectually, that having the personal tutelage of such a high level Mage, maybe even an Archmage, would be superior to the regular instructors of the Institute. She knew that much.

But somehow, she ca...

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8 God is Dead (Or perhaps gay? Instructions unclear)

Title doesn't necessarily make sense, but I wrote it and found it way too funny I can't bring myself to change it lmao

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Following her teacher out of the Adventurer's Guild, Flamelle finds herself in a daze for the second time in as many days, if for a vastly different reason this time.

She has not known Kette for long at all. Barely even a full day, really. But that was enough time to build an impression of the diminutive woman.

The first, and most ...

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51 My Eyes Pan Out

My eyes pan out. Lidded and low.

The room is dark. Severe. Bereft of blue sky or shining stars.

Smoke hangs heavily in the air, clouding above as a fog, disguising what lies beyond in myth.

Seated casually on a cushion, one elbow resting on the low table in front of me and holding my chin in palm, I bring my free hand to my lips. A long drag of my new kiseru is had, and a new cloud of fog is added to the sky.

My eyes pan out. Lidded and low.

Three men sit with me...

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50 Detective Dispatch!

Fekin patreon changing settings again. took me like 5 minutes to find whre they put the tag option :/

anyway

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I ended up spending quite a while with the old man. We were trading stories until he had to get back to his regular duties. It's mostly just of maintenance and revering the kami, but it's still important to not skip out on. Consistency is key and all that.

I stayed a bit longer after, just helping him sweep the grounds and prepare his midday meal. It was nic...

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7 Opening Cinematic, Resolved

Yo, fun fact! When I wrote the previous chapter of this, I went to bed hating myself and the chapter and the story and thinking about dropping it all together and giving up on my writing career. 

As you can surmise from this, I have an incredibly stable and heathy mind :)

However, when I looked through the comments y'all left on it in the morning and none of you were telling me I should die for writing trash, I now no longer feel quite as negative about it lmao. 

S...

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6 Making A Discovery

Flamelle felt in a daze as she only half heard the guard captain and Kette—her apparent new master?—Talking about measures to keep the prisoners secured.

Frankly, so much has happened in such a short amount of time that she is still processing it all.

She went from riding the eddies of determination to make herself a great Mage in the untamed north, to joining a temporary party in order to do so. Then the party is attacked by what she now knows to be four Platinum lev...

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49 The Forty-Ninth Chapter

Studying the butterfly fading away on his extended finger, Kinoshita mulls over the message imprinted into his mind. Considering it. Weighing it.

Eventually, all he can do is let out a long sigh.

His eyes return to the Shimenawa wrapped Shinboku tree as he loses himself to thought.

This is not a development that he had expected.

Oh he surely and fully expected that his boy would learn of his identity eventually. He simply did not think it would be this soon, nor in thi...

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5 The Obligatory Roflstomp

Yo I did it again. 

This is the last time I swear, I'll go to bed rn and have a rest day and will totally encourage healthy habits within myself instead of continuing to overexert myself, promise. =D

I'll do my best to get back to Heian next time I'm writing. And on the subject. Crazy coincidence, but my other fic that's on hiatus rn has 51 chapters tagged on my patreon, and Heian is at 52 right now. I sure hope there aren't any implications in that lmao.

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4 The obligatory drama

Yo again. I'm really kinda getting lost in the sauce here lmao. I can't even remember what the 2k words I've written for the next Heian chap are even about anymore.

And I know I said no more infordumps last chapter, but I mean the one after this one :)

Also, if you checked out the Max Level Archmage novel that inspired this, then I promise you, after this chapter things will stop looking quite so familiar.

Enjoy! :P

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Making her way back to the...

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3 Getting Some Answers

Quite a bit of Lore coming out in this chap. nearly 8k long lol. It might be a bit info dumpy in some parts, but at least it's done, which means that if I somehow manage to sustain motivation for writing this out then the following chapters will be more about moving the story forward, since I can just add the Lore in small hints from here on.

Not that I have any fucking idea what the hell the plot of this novel is lmao.

I've also been trying not to swear in it, literally just as a...

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New Life As The Original Mage: Part 2

Yo again! This chap is shorter, not quite reaching 4k, but it had a good cut off point so I ended it here.

My burst of inspiration to write this is probably gonna run out like next chapter or the one after, but it also might not, idk. But in case I keep writing it, does anyone got any ideas for a title to give this novel? Cuz I'm drawing a blank.

Anywho, this chap will give a wee hint as to the level of power the mc here is carrying around. Like in Overlord when Ainz killed 134,00...

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New Life As The Original Mage

Yo yo yo!

So, I read this novel called "New Life As A Max Level Archmage" recently, and it has filled my head with thoughts.

Truth be told, the whole 'isekai into video game character in the future of the game world' trope (is there a shorthand for that?) might just be my single most favourite trope. I love the genre, but there are like 3 that are even halfway decent.

Almost every story that follows this trope is just awful to the extreme and it's really depres...

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48 SHOCKING REVELATIONS FINALLY REVEALED!!!

The garden Izumi eventually leads me to is somewhat out of the way. Rather than another open square inside of the building complex, she led me down a small branching path somewhere between the main complex we were assigned to and the complex the court nobles seem to be staying at.

Our approach is marked with silence, as Izumi seems to have had something on her mind since the sakura trees. I don't know if it's about my camera or something else, but I figure that if I can't figure it out ...

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47 First Morning in the Capital

The warm, early morning sun bathes the pristine corridor in soft light through the paper windows on her right as Izumi Shikibu walks at a steady clip. Head straight and arms folded neatly before her.

However, unlike the quiet of the servants silently bustling about in the early hour, a soft, ethereal sound follows her as she hums a harmonic melody. The tones are quiet, barely audible even to the servants that pass her directly, for she is only humming for herself and not to the benefit ...

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46 Soulslike Lore + Boss Fight

Walking through a lush forest near the northern border of the Owari province, Ise no Tayū keeps her senses sharp even as her pace remains sedate.

Shortly after Narauko and the upper years left, she and the rest all got assigned various missions. It wasn't unsurprising—less manpower means more work for everyone else—but this time of the year is hardly the most active, so it isn't a big deal really. 

Right now, she is just doing a routine exorcism. Normally this duty would...

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45 Sharing Gifts and Sharing More

Tamamo's mind rouses slowly. Sluggish.

Disjointed thoughts steadily gathering together as she rises from darkness until her mind clears enough to notice that she is awake.

Her eyes flutter open, a faint fogginess still clinging to her mind. A pleasant soreness radiates from her body, exhaustion rapidly fading into alacrity.

A pleasant scent wafts under her nose as her eyes clear enough to note the familiar tapestry of the ceiling above her. That of the same room that she met...

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44 Least Engaging Fight You'll Ever Read =(

Narauko

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Standing opposite Tamamo on the still surface of a lake so large that I can only barely make out the closer banks of land, under the light of the stars, I take a moment to just bask in it all. That I am standing here, literally walking on water in this beautiful world, standing opposite a beautiful woman with whom I am about to have a magical duel of superpowers with.

It's just so fucking cool man~!

U...

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43 Flirting Is Fun Too

It was pretty late by the time we arrived, too late for dinner, so we were lead straight to the building we would be staying in. It's a nice place, and I find myself baffled that 'nice' is the first word that comes to mind to describe it.

In my previous life, I would have considered this one of those billionaire's mansions that no normal person would ever have the chance of even seeing, let alone living in. It would have been like one of those dreams you have, a fantasy. A life you coul...

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42 Many People Have Many Thoughts

Tai-Kōtaikōgō, Fujiwara no Shōshi

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As the Grand Empress Dowager, Shōshi is not required to be present to greet the arriving Sorcerers. In fact, it would be more expected that she would not be present. The position she holds is too esteemed to have her wait with the greeting party. Certainly not when it is merely Sorcerers being greeted.

Yet, she insisted that she be present because it is Sorcerers...

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Update!

This isn't a "Hiatus! ;P" or a "Dropped. Sorry." kinda thing don't worry.

It's just that this is the longest it's taken me to upload so I figured y'all deserved an explanation/update.

Basically, to avoid getting all into the weeds about it, I'm finding myself facing some financial stress at the moment with the threat of homelessness rearing its head for a second time in my life lol.

It's no big deal really, kinda. Everything will either only be slightly worse by two months e...

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41 Touch Down!

"Would you rather fuck a kamoshika if no one would ever learn of it, or not fuck a kamoshika but have everyone believe that you have."

I turn away from admiring the view of the approaching Imperial Capital to level a deeply concerned look upon the man who is unremarkable except for the poor state of his hair that just came to a stop next to me.

A kamoshika is basically the Japanese version of a goat, though I think it's more like an antelope, or something between anyway. So I feel...

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